Welcome to the Rabid Monkey Archives a site which we retired over 2 years ago foolisly thinking we could make it with our own domain out there in the oh-so-cruel world of dot com industry, here lie our long-dead roots for all you to gaze upon in awe knowing what we once were.
But mark my words people...the Rabid Monkey will return...oh yes...IT WILL RETURN!!!
03/06/99
03/04/99
- Syphon Filter "Its stays with you"...yeah...thats gonna be my excuse for wasting all of those losers at the museum....Serves em right for getting in my way!
- Tabloid: The latest in el Presidente Sanchez scandal.
03/03/99
- Greetings everybody. My name is Kambei, and I am the newest member of the Rabid Monkey Game crew. Yes, I applied for the job, and el presidente himself and the rest of the crew deemed me worthy to be a monkey(bribery goes a long way ya know). So now you have to put up with my poor attempts to be funny as well. One more thing. We got a nice surprise in store for you guys, and it should be happening soon. But now I must depart and leave you in anticipation(or perhaps fear or disgust) over what the future has in store. =)
03/02/99
03/01/99
02/28/99
02/27/99
- RtR: Made temp fix to the bar, for the time being. Also updated staff page and re-did letters.
- OH MY GOD! More letters!-RtR reduz Man, letters, TWICE in 24 hours! And its thanks to readers like you! :)
02/26/99
02/25/99
02/22/99
02/21/99
- SABOTAGED! Link will be to main page ONLY till we can get the *&@# bar fixed. *SOB* Why Hasno, WHY?!?
02/20/99
- Our first poll!: Our first reader poll. Give us your opinions of the site, decide the fate of the insolent
HASNO, and apply for a job with us! WOW!
- Ok, fine. I took all of my "Crap" off of your site. I know you never appreciated it. "Yes, Virginia, Hasno never did anything but go blind..." Uh, ahem, uh... See you guys later. This is Hasno, signing off...
02/18/99
- Letters-RtR 2/19: Madgrad issues a serious stern warning in our letters. Be there.
02/15/99
02/13/99
- Joey Jo Jo Rant: It's Joey Jo Jo so he gets a whole feature for each of his letters. Gwah hah hah!
- Letters-RtR update! BMS: Generalisimo Madgrad, are you troops ready?
Madgrad: Yes El Presidente, my men are ready. The tides of war are rising, and the STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE UNBELIEVERS!
Mark:Um, has anyone given Madgrad his medication today?
RtR: Stop Hasno, THAT ISNT VIAGRA!!
Generalisimo Madgrad: NYAH! NYAH! WOOHOO!
Mark: Guess not.
- Part two of our five heroes rabid adventure Here we go again...
02/12/99
02/11/99
02/10/99
02/07/99
02/05/99
- Test Drive 5 1/21: [Sung in a jingle] Its an arcade game! Its a sim game! Its two, two racers in one!
02/02/99
- Starsiege Tribes RtR: Happy Groundhog Day everybody! Here's my tribute to the happy hole-dwelling hog who hopefully will bring us an early spring!
Madgrad: Uhh, sorry Rag, but the thing saw its shadow and dove back in...
RtR: Oh...well, in that case. (Loading buckshot) LET HUNTING SEASON BEGIN!!
BMS: My my, that plaid shirt looks FABULOUS on you!
01/30/99
- ALIIIENNNNSS! Behold, for our five heroes embark on another adventure.....God help us all
01/29/99
- The Clash Gazuga vs. the Evil Antler God, who gonna lay the smack down on who? Place yer bets now!
- Letters again! RtR strikes again!And lo, a great cry rose up from o'er the land, the likes of which had never been seen before!
01/26/99
01/20/99
01/19/99
01/18/99
01/14/99
01/13/99
- Dynasty Warriors: Feces-waste matter expelled from the bowels, or in this case, Koei
01/12/99
- News: UGPO is down, for now.
01/11/99
01/10/99
01/06/99
- Previews: Madgrad talks aboot some of the games that he wants in 1999
01/05/99
- Letters! : Violence, and hardcore nudity, UPDATED BY:
MARK'S SENILE COMMENTS ON THE 6th
Ragnarok's on the 7th
01/04/99
01/03/99
01/02/99
- Space combat baby!: Today, our heroes deal with oxygen, break light speed, and battle Teletubbies. Oh, and there
is some cool music too.
- ...Found *GASP* Man, I've been holding this for two days now!
01/01/99
HAPPY NEW YEAR! WOO-HOO! Time to get some real live chicks! *sob* Who are we trying to kid? *sob* Back to playing with SMUG
SMUG: Happy new year sir! Tee-Hee! Want a piece of generic healing fruit to celebrate the new year?
Madgrad: Oh god....I'll only take the fruit if its been marinating in a fifth of Jack for at least twelve hours.
- France, and other stuff:: In our latest installment of the DC serial, Mark Madgrad and BMS
deal with their ineptitude with women, and master space flight. Somehow, this was not what NASA had intended.
12/31/98
12/30/98
- Zenogears:The return of the SMUG! AAAAAAHHHHH!
- The quest for the Dreamcast:Our heroes return from the plague of retardation. In this adventure, our heroes do the usual. You know,
go to the wrong continent, Madgrad cross dresses, and Mark worships AYA. Oh, and we all go on a senseless killing
spree. Its all good?
12/26/98
12/25/98 Merry Christmas!
12/24/98
- The Summoning: A story of yuletide joy (?) from the Ragnarok the Festively Red!
- Ragnarok the Red Zone Rosters have been updated, the balance of power has shifted dramatically...
12/23/98
- More new evile letters: In this episode, Big M deals with shrinkage problems, while Evil Madgrad dominates Mark into being his slave. Yes, it is even more disturbing than it sounds.
12/21/98
12/20/98
- New Letters! BMS, Mark, and Evil-Madgrad have updated the letters. Um, the taste of evil power. Mmmm. Updated agin 12/21 by RtR.
12/19/98
- EVIL-MADGRAD ATTACKS! Yes, yes I have new allies, and I have begun my evil rise to power. Hey, maybe I'll be on "Biography" on A&E soon!
12/14/98
- Letters: The returned Madgrad and original primate BMS answer some letters! Updated by RtR 12/15.
12/12/98 Madgrad is back! Christmas is coming! Get ready for some crazy rabid updates.
12/7/98
Madgraduate has joined the ranks of the SSGFF at Ragnarok the Red Zone, my personal homepage.
Sorry about the slow updating as of late. Wie iz pruparing fer finals, I musst studi me Englesh gramur buk.
12/2/98
11/30/98
- Grim Fandango Just cuz you dead, dont mean you cant have fun no mo'
11/28/98
11/26/98
- NEWS: Must..s.stop p..playing Zelda l..long en..ough t..to update..si..te...
- Madgrad's second rant: Why anyone who compares Zelda to MGS will be shot. Oh and
have a happy Thanksgiving.
- BMS rant: Zelda v. MGS, Big M's final thought.
11/25/98
- Parappa the Rapper: The love story of a flower and a rappin puppy. Shouldn't this be in the tabloid?
11/24/98
11/23/98
11/22/98
- Letters: I the Madgrad have updated the letters! But I've changed...oh yes...I've changed....
- I, Hasno, added a new contents bar. I will now... moon my cat!!!
- Tabloid: Howdy ho!
11/21/98
11/20/98
- G-Darius: Baby, I just want to feel myself... "Junior, where's the cat? ... OH MY GOD, JUNIOR! THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY TAUGHT YOU IN SEX ED!!
11/19/98
11/18/98
- Madgrad rant: Why my life is like on long damn RPG/FPS combo....
- BMS Rant: Life is like a videogame.
11/17/98
- VIDEOGAME CHARACTER DEATHMATCH!: Ladies and gentlemen, live from the Rabid Monkey Arena, its time for the Tuesday night fight! Lets get ready to ruuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmbbbbbblllllleeee!!
11/15/98
11/14/98
- Crash Bandicoot 3: Quite possibly, the best possible platformer ever!
- Big M Rant: Hockey, the 2000 Problem, and bad play control
- News: We've made some slight changes in the site. Don't worry no sex changes.
11/13/98
- Suikoden: Transferred from what's left of the old site. *SOB* Curse you Fanfrazio!
11/12/98
- My first rant: Well, I finally lost it. Come on in and see what has me ticked off....
- MESSIAH Interview: Oh my god, I actually got to interview a really cool game company. Check out my interview with SHINY about their game: MESSIAH....
- Final Fantasy Tactics: The marriage of two of Japan's best RPG developers could have gone better..much better
11/11/98
11/10/98
- News: Who the hell let the monkey back into the site?
- Chat: Fixed the broken link, give it a try.
- Panzer Dragoon Saga: About all we can do for the Saturn now is a tribute...
11/09/98
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