Day8: The Search

Hasno: So..how the hell do we get down?

Duke: Here, lemme give you sissies a hand!

(Duke picks up the monkeys and throws them down the whole. My isnt he strong! They land with a resounding thud.)

*THUD*

Mark: Oww...

Madgrad: You just had to f*$^ing ask, didnt you Hasno?

Silent Hasno: .......

Duke: (screaming from above) DONT FORGET TO LOCK & LOAD YA SORRY SACKS OF...

BMS: OOOOOOKAY DUKE, WE F*&$ING HEARD YOU!

Hasno: Wha..what is this? (points to generic, charred corpse)

RtR: Looks like Pikachu started that BBQ without us...

(The RM crew make their way down the hall, passing numerous identical, generic, charred corpses strewn about.)

RtR: (staring at corpse) Is it just me, or is this making anyone else hungry?

BMS: Oh brother. HERE! Take some of the Don's Monkey Meat Lasagna, he packed us some for our trip to space.

RtR: Thanks *SCARF*

*SOMEONE*: Fatass..

RtR: Who said that?

Mark: Said what?

Madgrad: Hey, there's a sewer entrance here! And what's this...

(Upon closer examination, Madgrad finds a torn piece of yellow fur, with a brown stripe running vertically across it)

BMS: It appears our yellow-ish brown friend is shedding..

Hasno: You dont think Pikachu went down there..do you?

Mark: How can he? He's a electricity-based Pokemon. Him coming in contact with water is like Aquaman plugging an exposed wire into a wall socket.

Madgrad: Interesting simile, Mark.

RtR: But if Pikachu is shedding, that means he must be changing..transforming.

Hasno: Into what?

RtR: How the hell should I know?!? But something that can obviously swim in the friggin' water..

(And with that, a horrible scream echos from the tunnels of the sewers below.)

*PIKACHEWWWWWWWWOOOOOOUP!*

Madgrad: Why do I get the feeling FOX will be making a special presentation of "When mutated pokemon ATTACK sexually-frustrated males!"

Duke: Speak fer yerselves, fairies!

RM Crew: DUKE!!

Duke: Looks like its time WE kicked us sum serious poke-@$$!

BMS: Hey, nice gun.

Duke: Not really, just yer Standard Issue Big F*&$ing Gun (SIBFG).

(Hey BMS, before you potentially final confrontation, you have GOT to tell me where you got that cocktail dress...)

BMS: Actually it was a hand-me-down from my mom, you'd best ask her. Phone number's in the rolodex.

(Thanks, she has good taste. That outfit is just darling.)

BMS: I thought so too:-)

Duke: *AHEM* If you 'ladies' are finished, we gots ourselves a job to do.

Mark: Yeah, time to kick some poke-@$$!

Duke: *GUN POINTED AT MARK* Didn't I just *&#^$ say that?!?

Mark: S..sorry, its j..just with all the cop..yright infringing Rag and Madgrad have been doing lately. I feel left out...

RtR: Seh WHAT?!?

Madgrad: Crap, Mark, thats a pretty sorry-@$$ excuse, even for you.

Mark: Look whose talking! Mister "Lets use the afterburner, well get to Japan faster!" Look where that f*&#ing got you!

Madgrad: Hey, it was an honest mistake. Hey guys, back me up on this!

BMS: Actually Madgrad, I'm with Mark on this one...

Hasno: No comment.

RtR: *MUNCH* Wuzn't there man. *CHOMP* Lasagna?

Madgrad: Grrrrr.....

Duke: *HAND COVERING EYES* I knew I should've stayed at that strip bar in Inglewood...

(..Really?..Big M must have been so embarassed..OH! Hold on a moment, Mrs. Sanchez, I must do the closing. *HEM* Join us next time when the Duke and the RM Crew venture to the depths of Shoshinkai and must face the evolved evil one...)