Ragnarok's Rant


Why life is like your computer!

Booting up my computer in the morning (getting up) usually turns purdy bad, purdy quick. Immediately the system crashes (fall back asleep) and I try to boot up again (get up Rag) when I am met by the Scandisk screen (my Mom throwing a glass of ice cool water in my face.) Depending on what I downloaded (ate) the night before, I may or may not run a viruscan (brush my teeth). At the the very least I run the defragmenter (gargle Listerine) to remove the traces of old programs I installed the evening before (that thick, $heissy 'saliva' that forms in your mouth overnight.) After inhaling my bowl of cereal and juice I continue my session, the first being learning the Legacy of the Ancients (Karel the Robot, an 'ancient' BASIC program.) After this I wander my hard drive (college) aimlessly till I come across my few networking buddies (classes, work, gaming, and this website leave little time for chit-chat.) After all this is said and done, I return to the start menu (home), read my Wordpad document(HTML books-I'm learning, I'm learning!), and play games (really.) And most every night, before I power down (go to bed, duh), I try and find some time to enjoy uploading something after a long, hard day. (uh, nevermind...)

-Ragnarok the Red

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