Frieza: Ha,so we meet again,Namek!
Piccolo: Well..yeah...
Frieza: I bet you're surprised to see me.Well,after I so easily defeated you,because I am so great,I got beaten by that monkey,who was very quaint,and then the planet blew...
Frieza continues with his speech...several hours later..]
Frieza: And that is how I am here to defeat you today!
Piccolo: Oh,yeah? *pulls out a magnet* You're made of metal right?

Frieza: Well,hello there.Nice to meet you.
Guru: You just leave my people alone! *lifts a fist and squashes Frieza*
Nail: *looking at squashed Frieza* Heh heh heh.Nice one Guru.

Frieza: Hehehehe.A little child for me to torture...
Dende: *looks up at Frieza* You're that flaming homo arent you?
Frieza: I was told that I made a very quaint villian in Japanese!
Dende: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
Frieza: Hey! That's not nice! *walks off crying*
Dende: I'm sorry! *whispers to Gohan* Homo.

Frieza: I am so great! You cannot beat me! But for a one time offer,I will defeat you using my left hand.Yes,my left hand,although the little finger could defeat you!
Nail: *rolls eyes* Yeah,whatever,I don't care.
Frieza: Really? How could you not care?
Nail: I have the gift to see into the future.
Frieza: *hops up and down* Oooh,oooh,really? Do me?
Nail: Okay.I see you having a child in the near future,who will share parentage with Piccolo and Vegeta.
Frieza: NOOO! *dies*
Piccolo's voice: You little bitch.I ain't saving your life.
Nail: *snickers to himself*
-Don't forget,that in the Nail v Frieza fight,Piccolo was dead.That's why only the voice would come through

Frieza: *looks at Goku* Alright,let's get this fight started...
Over in the corner,Piccolo,Krillin and Gohan are struggling to get Ginyu out of Bulma's body and into a frog's.
Goku: Alright.No more messing around.
Back over in the corner,Gohan traps Ginyu and throws the frog in Frieza's general direction.
Frieza: Okay,back to my usual speech everyone has heard so many times they get annoyed with it.I am so great,my finger could rule the uni- *Ginyu as a frog lands on Frieza's head*
Ginyu: Ribbit.Ribbit.
Goku,Piccolo,Gohan and Krillin: *giggling at Frieza and Ginyu*
Frieza: Get it off,get it off!
Ginyu: Ribbit.Ribbit.
Frieza: NOOO! Not a frog! It'll ruin my perfect complexion! *dies*

Frieza: Who are you?
Chiatzu: I'm your son!
Frieza: *squints closely at Chiatzu* You mean..Queen Amidala?
Chiatzu: Yeah! Hi,daddy!
*Frieza and Chiatzu have a happy family reunion*
Goku: *whispers to Piccolo* uhh,doesn't it look like Frieza's missing "something"?
Piccolo: Goku,I'm NOT looking at that area! I mean,everybody's noticed this guy can't handle underwear,and I'm not prepared to make myself sick! Got that?!

Frieza: I demand you grant my wish! I am so great and so strong and so-
Porunga: Ahh,shut up! *grabs Frieza and eats him* Mmm.Crunchy.