Yamcha: Not now, I've got a headache.

Kami: I'm a pretty boy.

Piccolo: Kami,where did I come from? How are babies made?
Kami:*spots Popo and pulls him over* Here,Popo,explain to Piccolo where babies come from while I go over here!
*Piccolo gets annoyed and kicks Popo around for a bit,then they both watch the fast disappearing Kami*

Goku: Piccolo,can I borrow your -
Piccolo: Ahh! No! Go away! Why can't you people just leave me alone?! *walks away sobbing*
Goku: ?
Gohan: Don't worry Dad,he's always like that at this time of the month...

Piccolo: That plant over there is offending me.

Gogeta: I'm gonna kill that Vegetto as soon as I find him!

Goten: Why does Dad and Vegeta always disappear whenever Gogeta comes, are they afraid of him or something?

Vegeta: Come here Goku, your hair needs styling...

Goku: You know what we need? A slumber party!
Piccolo: Yeah,we can sit around and style each others hair!
Vegeta: Can we have a pillow fight?

Vegeta: Look everyone, I made some Dragonballs!

Goku: I guess it's time to admit who the real hero of Earth is,the one whos credits I've been taking..the real hero is Master Roshi's turtle!

Vegeta: I really need to shave my head.

Piccolo: I'd like you to meet my son,Stickle-O.

Piccolo: I really really love those boy bands,especially Hanson!

Piccolo: *squeals in a really loud unbearably high pitched voice* AAH! A bug! A bug! Veggie,get it off!

King Kai: You know what? I just realized I'm nowhere near as funny as Bubbles...

Bubbles: AAHHH! I kissed Goku!!!

Chiatzu: I'm the true Guardian of Earth!

Nail: Screw Guru,I'm going shopping with Piccolo.

Vegeta: The planet takeover took longer than expected Frieza,it took three days...
Frieza: That is pathetic! Zarbon,how long would it have taken you?
Zarbon: A day,Sire!
Frieza: That is even worse! How pitiful you both are, get out of my sight!
Vegeta *to Zarbon*: He can't count,can he?

Gohan: I hate you,Piccolo! You kill everything I love!
Piccolo: ?
Gohan: Including yourself!
Piccolo: ......

Popo: I'm actually the strongest of you all!

Goku: I'm gonna dye my hair hot pink and hang out with Sailor Moon!

Gohan: 1 plus 1 is..? Damn it! Why do I always get the hard problems?!

Piccolo: Screw saving the Earth,I'm gonna go watch NSYNC live in concert!

Frieza: That's all you have.Five minutes.
Goku: Five minutes is all I need to finish you and get out of here!
*fight resumes,after a few minutes...*
Goku: How much longer do I have?
Frieza: Seven minutes.That's you all have.
Goku: ? A few minutes ago I only had five.
Frieza: That's it,now you've only got twenty minutes left!

Goku: I should finally reveal my true identity to you all! *rips off disguise to reveal...Homer Simpson*
Homer: Mmm...disguise... *eats the disguise*
Homer: Mmm...Namek... *starts chewing on Piccolo's arm*
Homer: Mmm...Veggie... *drops Piccolo's arm and starts chewing on Vegeta's hair*