ASSTIN'S GUIDE TO LIFE
REASONS WHY WE HATE ASSTIN
ASSTINS LOVE MATCHES FROM HELL
THINGS ASSTIN SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING
ASSTINS CHRISTMAS SONGS
ASSTINS 12 DAYS OF XMAS
ASSTINS NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
ASSTINS DEATH POEM
15 REASONS WHY MIKE IS BETTER THAN ASSTIN
STUPID AND/OR LAUGHABLE ASSTIN PECK QUOTES
PREDICTIONS FOR AUSTINS FUTURE
REASONS WHY CARRIE SHOULD DUMP ASSTIN
VALENTINES DAY FOR AUSTIN
ASSTIN PREDICTIONS FOR 1999
ASSTIN vs CLINTON: WHO IS STUPIDER AND UGLIER
WAYS IN WHICH AUSTIN IS UGLY
WAYS IN WHICH AUSTIN IS STUPID
IF ASSTIN LIVED IN THE 70s....
ASSTINS GUIDE TO HOME APPLIANCES
ASSTIN NURSERY RHYMES
HOW DO I LIVE WITH A CHIA?
BELLY BUTTON HAIR WILL GO ON
AUSTIN BASHER DECLARATION I, Austin Basher, being of sound intelligence and superiority over one monkey brain chia pet named Austin Reed promise on this day that I will bash austin in every way possible. I will laugh everytime I read the Austin Bashing page. I will contribute insults about Austin's pathetic existence any time that I can. These insults will contain comments about Austin's beliefs, lack of acting skills, ugliness, chia pet goattee, influence on mute boys and hyenas, his belly button hair, and any other comment that is necessary in laughing at the disgusting brainless creature of Chia. i do now pronounce myself an Austin Basher. Congratulations from all of the Austin Bashers in existence.
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