WAYS IN WHICH AUSTIN IS STUPID
AUstin believed that Mike was just giving Carrie mouth to mouth...after all he is a doctor...
Austin thinks wedgies are a form of foreplay
Austin thinks that when people talk to him in the language he doesnt understand (ie. English not his monkey grunting) that if he gives them blank i am so stupid stares, people will think he is deep and intellectual
Asstin thinks the microwave is a place to put his brain to warm up for a boxing match
Asstin thinks that the word "duh" is part of the mating ritual
Asstin thinks that vomit is brain juice
Asstin thinks that "um" "duh" and "what" is an intellectual conversation
Asstin thinks a hairy body and scratching himself like an ape makes him desirable\
Asstin thinks that kissing samis butt and spying on carrie is a job
WRITTEN BY CARRIE a.k.a AUSTINHATER, CLARE a.k.a VODKA and SANDRA a.k.a SANDBAR
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