AUSTINS NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
1. Austin's will shave off his goattee with the lawn mower or he will force Sami the hyena to lick and tear it off.
2. Austin decides to take speech therapy for himself to get his emotions of acting out and to make sure if Will a.k.a. Mute boy can really talk.
3. Austin decides to be the first human being(If he is one) To transplant a monkey's brain into his own head.
4. Austin attempts to turn his belly button hairs into millions when he decides to make chia pets of austin figurings of all his admirers.
5. Austin decides in order to make the chia pets work he must water belly
button gunk with hyena tears from Sami and then belly button hair will grow on austin's stomach.
WRITTEN BY CARRIE a.k.a AUSTINHATER
Back to Austin Bashing Page
