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OK SO WE KNOW AUSTIN WAS CREATED IN A GENE POOL OF CHLORINE BUT HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO UGLY? LET US COUNT THE WAYS....

Austin lifts weights to strengthen his armpit vines

Austin can grow fruit on the never ending armpit and belly vines

He is basically a demented, retarded freak who should be locked up and removed from society

He has hairs growing out of his chin like a fungus is growing but then again austin is fungus so its understandable

Just cause he has armpit hair he thinks he can grow a vine

He has a retard goatee to hide his drool

Speaking of the disgusting goatee it is simply an extension of his belly button hair.

His chin looks like Roseannes butt

He thinks chia of the valley is perfume

His face sends women to Ellen Degeneres house

He has squinty, blanks eyes which reflect his intelligence- NONE

His boobs are practically at his ankles. Its time for asstin to consult the plastic surgeon. While hes there they could do something about that face

WRITTEN BY CLARE a.k.a VODKA and CARRIE a.k.a AUSTINHATER

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