AUSTINS 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
a big wad of belly button hair.
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me:
2 brain cell left and a big wad of belly button hair.
On the third day of chrismas my true love gave to me:
3 acting classes, 2 brain cells left, and a big wad of belly button
hair.
On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me:
5 mute boys, 4 suits to make me look smart, 3 acting classes, 2 brain
cells left, and a big wad of belly button hair.
On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me: 6 crying hyena
episodes from Sami, 5 mute boys, 4 suits to make me look smart, 3
acting classes, 2 brain cells left, and a big wad of belly button hair
ON the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me: 7 punches
from Carrie, 6 crying hyena episodes from sami, 5 mute boys, 4 suits
to make me look smart, 3 acting classes, 2 brain cells left, and a big
wad of belly button hair.
On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me:
8 sweaty hair days, 7 punches from Carrie, 6 crying hyena episodes
from Sami, 5 mute boys, 4 suits to make me look smart, 3 acting
classes, 2 brain cells left, and a big wad of belly button hair.
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me:
9 pairs of boxers, 8 sweaty hair days, 7 punches from Carrie, 6 crying
hyena episodes from Sami, 5 mute boys, 4 suits to make me look smart,
3 acting classes, 2 brain cells left and a big wad of belly button
hair.
ON the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me:
10 pieces of ugly, 9 pairs of boxers, 8 sweaty hair days, 7 punches
from carrie, 6 crying hyena episodes from sami, 5 mute boys, 4 suits
to make me look smart, 3 acting classes, 2 brain cells left and a big
wad of belly button hair
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me: 11 shots of
vodka, 10 pieces of ugly, 9 pairs of boxers, 8 sweaty hair days, 7
punches from carrie, 6 crying hyena episodes from sami, 5 mute boys, 4
suits to make me look smart, 3 acting classes, 2 brain cells left, and
a big wad of belly button hair.
On the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me: 12 austin
bashings, 11 shots of vodka, 10 pieces of ugly, 9 pairs of boxers, 8
sweaty hair days, 7 punches from carrie, 6 crying hyena episodes from
sami, 5 mute boys, 4 suits to make me look smart, 3 acting classes, 2 brain cells left, and a big wad of belly button hair.
WRITTEN BY CARRIE A.K.A AUSTINHATER
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