VALENTINES DAY FOR AUSTIN
Austin sends centerfolds of himself exposing his "peckless" body, his
chia goattee and a stomach full of belly button hair.
Next he gives you a dozen fresh chia pets made from his sexy belly
button hair.
Austin dazzles you with his new perfume called "Chia of the belly."
The perfume smells like austin does after a good boxing match.
Austin gives you a monkey inflated clone of his body.
This inflatable masterpiece serves the purpose of the real austin:
sitting there thinking that he is the most gorgeous monkey of all time
when he's really just filled with air. Chia pet belly hair and goattee
included.
And if you're really lucky, you get to have a romantic night with
austin on the rooftop of your apartment. There he puts on a free
showing of himself in boxing shorts reciting his wonderful performance
of seeing an unconscious child who has been hit by a car.
"Oh my god. there is a child in the street. Oh my."
Now thats what you call love.
WRITTEN BY CARRIE a.k.a AUSTINHATER
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