The Movie Channel

The Movie Channel listings (TMC)

Past movies have included:
Theatre Of Blood (R, Vincent Price), Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, Interview With The Vampire (Tom Cruise with fangs, story by Anne Rice), Pulp Fiction (the bride will kill Bill someday for this), Lone Wolf McQuade (Chuck Norris vs. evil druglord David Carradine), The Stepford Wives (perfect in every way), Ghostbusters (comedy, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Rick Moranis), Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop), 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (Joe Pesci comedy), Motel Hell (it takes all kinds of critters on Acne Night), The Beast of Hollow Mountain (cowboys vs. T-rex dinosaur), Godzilla (1998), BloodRayne (a vampire slayer vs. her vampire father), Single White Female (Bridget Fonda vs. her psycho roommate), The Last Unicorn (G, Christopher Lee as voice of The King), 2001 Maniacs (Robert Englund has some college students for a barbecue; theirs)
Troll (good witch June/Anne Lockhart helps Harry Potter Jr., with Shelly Hack as Harry Potter's mother & Michael Moriarty as Harry's dad, and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss as the nymph)

Times shown EST/Pacific

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March-April
March 1, 2012
1:15 AM: Intermission (R)
3:05 AM: The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea (R)
5:00 AM: The Romantic Englishwoman (R)
7:00 AM: Evelyn (PG)
8:35 AM: Cool Dog (PG)
10:05 AM: Still Bill (TVPG)
11:30 AM: Snow In August (TVPG)
1:30 PM: Nothing Personal (2010) (TV14)
3:00 PM: Fatal Error (TV14)
4:35 PM: Believers (R)
6:30 PM: Assassin in Love (PG13)
8:00 PM: The King's Speech (R)
10:00 PM: Burkeand Hare (R)
11:35 PM: Brighton Rock (R)
March 2, 2012
1:30 AM: spider-babe (R, from the creators of Playmate Of The Apes)
3:00 AM: Tactical Force (R)
4:30 AM: Fubar: Balls to the Wall (R)
7:30 AM: Picadilly Jim (TVPG)
9:05 AM: Running Wild (TVG)
10:40 AM: The Joneses (R)
12:15 PM: Here And There (TV14)
1:45 PM: Love, Wedding, Marriage (PG13)
3:25 PM: The Night We Never Met (R)
5:05 PM: National Lampoon's Attack Of The 5'2" Women (R)
6:30 PM: Tabloid (R)
8:00 PM: Casino Jack (R)
10:00 PM: The Disappearance of Alice Creed (R)
11:45 PM: Tanya X (TVMA)
March 3, 2012
1:30 AM: Illtown (R)
3:15 AM: Blue Hill Avenue (R)
5:30 AM: Cafe (TV14)
7:15 AM: Walter And Henry (TVPG)
8:45 AM: Picnic at Hanging Rock (PG)
10:35 AM: Tex (PG)
12:30 PM: Finding Amanda (R)
2:10 PM: Nice Guy Johnny (TVMA)
3:45 PM: Monsters (R)
5:30 PM: Buck (PG)
7:00 PM: The Thomas Crown Affair (R)
9:00 PM: Ghosts of Goldfield (R)
10:30 PM: Skeleton Crew (R)
March 4, 2012
12:10 AM: Ghosts of Goldfield (R)
1:40 AM: Skeleton Crew (R)
3:20 AM: Down And Out In Beverly Hills (R)
5:05 AM: Crazy Jones (TV14)
6:40 AM: The Princess Stallion (TVG)
8:15 AM: Ahead of Time (TVPG)
9:30 AM: Tron (PG)
11:10 AM: Prefontaine (PG13)
1:00 PM: The Scenesters (R)
2:40 PM: Fatal Error (TV14)
4:15 PM: Booty Call (R)
5:45 PM: Air Force One (R, Harrison Ford)
8:00 PM: Mechanic, The (2011) (R)
9:35 PM: The Grind (TVMA)
11:05 PM: Jeepers Creepers (R)
March 5, 2012
12:40 AM: Fatal Secrets (TVMA)
2:15 AM: The Green (TVMA)
3:50 AM: Addicted to Her Love (R)
5:30 AM: Road To Nowhere (R)
7:35 AM: Snow In August (TVPG)
9:20 AM: Picadilly Jim (TVPG)
11:00 AM: Six Wives of Henry Lefay (PG13)
12:50 PM: The Inkwell (R)
2:45 PM: Clash (R)
4:25 PM: Burkeand Hare (R)
6:00 PM: Casino Jack (R)
8:00 PM: Blue Valentine (R)
10:00 PM: Mercy (2010) (R)
11:30 PM: Love Shack (TVMA)
March 6, 2012
1:00 AM: Ghost In A Teeny Bikini (TVMA)
2:30 AM: Bad Girl Island (TVMA)
4:05 AM: A Kiss of Chaos (TVMA)
7:35 AM: K-19: The Widowmaker (PG13)
10:00 AM: Good Intentions (PG13)
11:30 AM: Neverwas (PG13)
1:15 PM: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (PG)
3:00 PM: Born Romantic (R)
4:45 PM: Ira and Abby (R)
6:30 PM: Peep World (R)
8:00 PM: The King's Speech (R)
10:00 PM: The Thomas Crown Affair (R)
March 7, 2012
12:00 AM: The English Patient (R)
2:45 AM: 50 Pills (TVMA)
4:10 AM: Blubberella (R)
5:40 AM: Beware the Gonzo (TVMA)
7:30 AM: Tron (PG)
9:10 AM: Cool Dog (PG)
10:40 AM: Grind (1997) (TV14)
12:30 PM: The Con Artist (R)
2:00 PM: Racing Daylight (TV14)
3:30 PM: Within These Walls (TV14)
5:00 PM: Fatal Secrets (TVMA)
6:30 PM: Bratz (PG)
8:25 PM: Furry Vengeance (PG)
10:00 PM: Buck (PG)
11:30 PM: Lucky (R)
March 8, 2012
1:15 AM: The Safety of Objects (R)
3:20 AM: Out Of The Ashes (R)
5:30 AM: Test Signal (NR)
7:45 AM: A Shine of Rainbows (PG)
9:30 AM: Shadow Zone: The Undead Express (PG13)
11:10 AM: Adventures of Power (PG13)
12:45 PM: Finding Amanda (R)
2:25 PM: Six Wives of Henry Lefay (PG13)
4:00 PM: Cafe (TV14)
5:45 PM: The Night We Never Met (R)
7:25 PM: Back to Back (R)
9:00 PM: I'm Still Here (R)
11:00 PM: The High Cost of Living (TVMA)
March 9, 2012
12:40 AM: The Grind (TVMA)
2:10 AM: SuicideGirls Must Die! (R)
3:40 AM: Love Shack (TVMA)
5:10 AM: Cracks (R)
7:00 AM: Run For The Dream: The Gail Devers Story (PG13)
8:45 AM: Born Romantic (R)
10:30 AM: One Way to Valhalla (TV14)
12:05 PM: American Gun (R)
1:35 PM: Creation (PG13)
3:25 PM: The Final Storm (R)
5:00 PM: The Preacher's Wife (PG)
7:15 PM: Handsome Harry (R)
9:00 PM: Jackass: The Movie (R)
10:30 PM: Mechanic, The (2011) (R)
March 10, 2012
12:05 AM: Blubberella (R)
1:35 AM: Cabin Boy (PG13)
3:00 AM: Triangle (R)
4:40 AM: Holy Rollers (R)
6:10 AM: Skin (PG13)
8:00 AM: Freakonomics (PG13)
9:35 AM: Prefontaine (PG13)
11:25 AM: Iraand Abby (R)
1:10 PM: Unzipped (R)
2:25 PM: Monogamy (TVMA)
4:05 PM: Love, Wedding, Marriage (PG13)
5:35 PM: Booty Call (R)
7:00 PM: Casino Jack (R)
9:00 PM: Botched (TVMA)
10:35 PM: The Collector (R)
March 11, 2012
12:05 AM: Botched (TVMA)
1:45 AM: The Collector (R)
4:15 AM: Nola (R)
7:30 AM: Smile (2005) (PG13)
9:30 AM: The Inkwell (R)
11:30 AM: Cry The Beloved Country (PG13)
1:30 PM: Down And Out In Beverly Hills (R)
3:15 PM: Bratz (PG)
5:00 PM: Personal Velocity (R)
6:30 PM: Mercy (2010) (R)
8:00 PM: Blue Valentine (R)
10:00 PM: Finding Amanda (R)
11:40 PM: The Con Artist (R)
March 12, 2012
1:10 AM: Brother's Justice (TVMA)
3:35 AM: The Night We Never Met (R)
4:15 AM: Clash (R)
7:45 AM: Looking For Palladin (R)
9:40 AM: Crazy Jones (TV14)
11:15 AM: Menno's Mind (TVMA)
12:55 PM: Phenomenon (PG)
3:00 PM: Tabloid (R)
4:30 PM: Restitution (R)
6:15 PM: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (PG)
8:00 PM: Letters To Juliet (PG)
10:00 PM: The King's Speech (R)
March 13, 2012
12:00 AM: Buck (PG)
1:30 AM: The Scenesters (R)
3:10 AM: Illtown (R)
5:00 AM: Crush (2009) (R)
6:30 AM: Prairie Fever (TVPG)
8:00 AM: My Dinner With Andre (PG)
10:00 AM: Cool Dog (PG)
11:30 AM: Ahead of Time (TVPG)
12:45 PM: Furry Vengeance (PG)
2:25 PM: Deep Shock (R)
4:00 PM: Who Is Cletis Tout? (R)
5:35 PM: Lucky (R)
7:30 PM: Fatal Error (TV14)
9:00 PM: The Grind (TVMA)
10:30 PM: Casino Jack (R)
March 14, 2012
12:30 AM: Inhale (R)
2:00 AM: Tanya X (TVMA)
3:40 AM: Satin (TV14)
5:05 AM: Islander (R)
6:50 AM: Snow Buddies (G)
8:20 AM: Tex (PG)
10:05 AM: Alive (R)
12:15 PM: The Secret Agent Club (PG)
1:45 PM: Still Bill (TVPG)
3:05 PM: Mercy (2010) (R)
4:35 PM: Six Wives of Henry Lefay (PG13)
6:20 PM: Monogamy (TVMA)
8:00 PM: Love Shack (TVMA)
9:30 PM: Blubberella (R)
11:00 PM: Job, The (2010) (R)
March 15, 2012
12:45 AM: The Disappearance of Alice Creed (R)
2:30 AM: Ghost In A Teeny Bikini (TVMA)
4:00 AM: Addicted to Her Love (R)
5:40 AM: Believers (R)
7:30 AM: Buck (PG)
9:00 AM: Love, Wedding, Marriage (PG13)
10:30 AM: Prefontaine (PG13)
12:20 PM: The Baby Dance (TV14)
2:00 PM: Here And There (TV14)
3:20 PM: Run For The Dream: The Gail Devers Story (PG13)
5:00 PM: Personal Velocity (R)
6:30 PM: Brother's Justice (TVMA)
8:00 PM: Mechanic, The (2011) (R)
9:35 PM: Triangle (R)
11:15 PM: Clash (R)
March 16, 2012
1:00 AM: Jackass: The Movie (R)
2:30 AM: Essential Killing (TVMA)
4:00 AM: 50 Pills (TVMA)
5:30 AM: Neverwas (PG13)
7:15 AM: Shadow Zone: The Undead Express (PG13)
8:55 AM: Bratz (PG)
10:40 AM: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (PG)
12:15 PM: Assassin in Love (PG13)
1:40 PM: Racing Daylight (TV14)
3:05 PM: Finding Amanda (R)
4:40 PM: Freakonomics (PG13)
6:15 PM: Lucky (R)
8:00 PM: The Thomas Crown Affair (R)
10:00 PM: Air Force One (R)
March 17, 2012
12:05 AM: Restitution (R)
1:50 AM: Fubar: Balls to the Wall (R)
3:20 AM: Blue Valentine (R)
5:15 AM: Sophie's Choice (R)
7:50 AM: K-19: The Widowmaker (PG13)
10:10 AM: Smile (2005) (PG13)
12:00 PM: The Preacher's Wife (PG)
2:05 PM: Phenomenon (PG)
4:10 PM: Handsome Harry (R)
6:00 PM: Holy Rollers (R)
7:30 PM: Peep World (R)
9:00 PM: Spike (R)
10:30 PM: Albino Farm (R)
March 18, 2012
12:00 AM: Spike (R)
1:30 AM: Albino Farm (R)
3:00 AM: Blubberella (R)
4:30 AM: Alive (R)
6:40 AM: Lily Dale (PG)
8:20 AM: Snow In August (TVPG)
10:05 AM: The Last Play at Shea (TVPG)
11:40 AM: Prairie Fever (TVPG)
1:05 PM: The Prankster (TV14)
3:05 PM: Furry Vengeance (PG)
4:45 PM: Born Romantic (R)
6:30 PM: Buck (PG)
8:00 PM: The King's Speech (R)
10:00 PM: Burkeand Hare (R)
11:35 PM: The English Patient (R)
March 19, 2012
2:20 AM: Good Intentions (PG13)
3:45 AM: Bad Girl Island (TVMA)
5:20 AM: Iraand Abby (R)
7:05 AM: Tex (PG)
8:50 AM: Tron (PG)
10:30 AM: Neverwas (PG13)
12:15 PM: Still Bill (TVPG)
1:35 PM: The Con Artist (R)
3:05 PM: Cool Dog (PG)
4:35 PM: Racing Daylight (TV14)
6:00 PM: Nice Guy Johnny (TVMA)
7:30 PM: Booty Call (R)
9:00 PM: I'm Still Here (R)
11:00 PM: Mechanic, The (2011) (R)
March 20, 2012
12:35 AM: The Collector (R)
2:05 AM: SuicideGirls Must Die! (R)
3:35 AM: Job, The (2010) (R)
5:15 AM: Here And There (TV14)
6:40 AM: Walter And Henry (TVPG)
8:15 AM: Nothing Personal (2010) (TV14)
9:40 AM: Adventures of Power (PG13)
11:10 AM: Tabloid (R)
12:40 PM: Crush (2009) (R)
2:00 PM: Spike (R)
3:30 PM: Assassin in Love (PG13)
5:00 PM: Cabin Boy (PG13)
6:30 PM: Love Shack (TVMA)
8:00 PM: Air Force One (R)
10:05 PM: Brighton Rock (R)
March 21, 2012
12:00 AM: Addicted to Her Love (R)
1:40 AM: Restitution (R)
3:30 AM: Botched (TVMA)
5:05 AM: Cabin Boy (PG13)
6:30 AM: The Little Traitor (TVPG)
8:00 AM: Snow In August (TVPG)
9:45 AM: Ahead of Time (TVPG)
11:00 AM: Disappearances (PG13)
1:00 PM: Skin (PG13)
2:50 PM: The High Cost of Living (TVMA)
4:30 PM: Holy Rollers (R)
6:00 PM: The Thomas Crown Affair (R)
8:00 PM: Love, Wedding, Marriage (PG13)
9:30 PM: Peep World (R)
11:00 PM: 50 Pills (TVMA)
March 22, 2012
12:25 AM: Disgrace (R)
2:25 AM: Life During Wartime (R)
4:05 AM: Looking For Palladin (R)
8:00 AM: Cry The Beloved Country (PG13)
10:00 AM: Smile (2005) (PG13)
11:55 AM: The Joneses (R)
1:30 PM: Born Romantic (R)
3:10 PM: The Scenesters (R)
4:50 PM: Good Intentions (PG13)
6:15 PM: Lucky (R)
8:00 PM: Monogamy (TVMA)
10:00 PM: Blue Valentine (R)
March 23, 2012
12:00 AM: Tanya X (TVMA)
1:40 AM: Booty Call (R)
3:00 AM: Illtown (R)
4:45 AM: Believers (R)
6:30 AM: A Shine of Rainbows (PG)
8:15 AM: Evelyn (PG)
9:50 AM: Picnic at Hanging Rock (PG)
11:40 AM: Furry Vengeance (PG)
1:15 PM: Clash (R)
2:55 PM: Crazy Jones (TV14)
4:30 PM: The Inkwell (R)
6:30 PM: Personal Velocity (R)
8:00 PM: Peep World (R)
9:30 PM: The Grind (TVMA)
11:00 PM: Clash (R)
March 24, 2012
12:40 AM: I'm Still Here (R)
2:30 AM: Brother's Justice (TVMA)
3:55 AM: The Green (TVMA)
5:30 AM: Menno's Mind (TVMA)
7:05 AM: The Ruby Ring (TVG)
8:35 AM: Cabin Boy (PG13)
10:00 AM: Assassin in Love (PG13)
11:30 AM: Racing Daylight (TV14)
12:55 PM: Monsters (R)
2:30 PM: Disappearances (PG13)
4:15 PM: The High Cost of Living (TVMA)
5:55 PM: Burkeand Hare (R)
7:30 PM: Scary Movie 2 (R)
9:00 PM: The Bone Snatcher (R)
10:30 PM: The Violent Kind (R)
March 25, 2012
12:00 AM: The Bone Snatcher (R)
1:30 AM: The Violent Kind (R)
3:00 AM: The Con Artist (R)
4:30 AM: Within These Walls (TV14)
8:00 AM: Safe House (TV14)
9:55 AM: Love, Wedding, Marriage (PG13)
11:25 AM: Phenomenon (PG)
1:30 PM: Out Of The Ashes (R)
3:30 PM: Brighton Rock (R)
5:30 PM: K-19: The Widowmaker (PG13)
8:00 PM: Casino Jack (R)
10:00 PM: The Thomas Crown Affair (R)
March 26, 2012
12:00 AM: Blubberella (R)
1:30 AM: Skeleton Crew (R)
3:10 AM: Love Shack (TVMA)
4:40 AM: Nola (R)
6:30 AM: Picnic at Hanging Rock (PG)
8:20 AM: Prefontaine (PG13)
10:15 AM: American Gun (R)
11:45 AM: Mercy (2010) (R)
1:15 PM: Monogamy (TVMA)
3:00 PM: Furry Vengeance (PG)
4:35 PM: Bratz (PG)
6:25 PM: Freakonomics (PG13)
8:00 PM: Peep World (R)
9:30 PM: Lucky (R)
11:15 PM: Jackass: The Movie (R)
March 27, 2012
12:40 AM: The Green (TVMA)
2:15 AM: Disgrace (R)
4:15 AM: Road To Nowhere (R)
6:20 AM: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (PG)
7:55 AM: The Ruby Ring (TVG)
9:25 AM: Escape To Athena (PG)
11:25 AM: Alive (R)
1:35 PM: Raising Genius (R)
2:55 PM: Job, The (2010) (R)
4:35 PM: Beware the Gonzo (TVMA)
6:15 PM: Six Wives of Henry Lefay (PG13)
8:00 PM: Holy Rollers (R)
9:30 PM: The High Cost of Living (TVMA)
11:15 PM: Blue Valentine (R)
March 28, 2012
1:10 AM: Ghosts of Goldfield (R)
2:40 AM: The Violent Kind (R)
4:10 AM: The Prankster (TV14)
6:10 AM: Walter And Henry (TVPG)
7:40 AM: Racing Daylight (TV14)
9:05 AM: Here And There (TV14)
10:30 AM: The Final Storm (R)
12:05 PM: Grind (1997) (TV14)
1:45 PM: The Scenesters (R)
3:30 PM: Out Of The Ashes (R)
5:30 PM: Tabloid (R)
7:00 PM: The Bone Snatcher (R)
8:30 PM: Scary Movie 2 (R)
10:00 PM: Mechanic, The (2011) (R)
11:35 PM: Botched (TVMA)
March 29, 2012
1:15 AM: spider-babe (R)
2:45 AM: I'm Still Here (R)
4:35 AM: Cracks (R)
6:20 AM: Bratz (PG)
8:05 AM: Cool Dog (PG)
9:35 AM: The Little Traitor (TVPG)
11:05 AM: Prairie Fever (TVPG)
12:30 PM: Within These Walls (TV14)
2:00 PM: Unzipped (R)
3:15 PM: The Con Artist (R)
4:45 PM: Harvest (R)
6:30 PM: Burkeand Hare (R)
8:00 PM: The Original Latin Kings of Comedy (R)
9:30 PM: A Kiss of Chaos (TVMA)
11:15 PM: The Collector (R)
March 30, 2012
12:45 AM: Restitution (R)
2:30 AM: The Grind (TVMA)
4:00 AM: The Disappearance of Alice Creed (R)
5:45 AM: One Way to Valhalla (TV14)
7:30 AM: Escape To Athena (PG)
9:30 AM: Cabin Boy (PG13)
11:00 AM: The Prankster (TV14)
1:00 PM: Iraand Abby (R)
3:00 PM: Skin (PG13)
5:00 PM: Mercy (2010) (R)
6:30 PM: National Lampoon's Attack Of The 5'2" Women (R)
8:00 PM: Tactical Force (R)
9:30 PM: Job, The (2010) (R)
11:10 PM: Booty Call (R)
March 31, 2012
12:30 AM: SuicideGirls Must Die! (R)
2:00 AM: The High Cost of Living (TVMA)
3:45 AM: The Safety of Objects (R)
7:40 AM: Ahead of Time (TVPG)
8:55 AM: The Inkwell (R)
10:50 AM: Six Wives of Henry Lefay (PG13)
12:30 PM: The King's Speech (R)
2:30 PM: Crush (2009) (R)
3:55 PM: The Joneses (R)
5:35 PM: The Green (TVMA)
7:10 PM: Down And Out In Beverly Hills (R)
9:00 PM: Grave Encounters (TVMA)
10:35 PM: After (2007) (R)
                                                     April
April 1, 2012
12:00 AM: Grave Encounters (TVMA)
1:35 AM: After (2007) (R)
3:00 AM: Inhale (R)
4:30 AM: Fatal Error (TV14)
7:30 AM: American Bandits: Frank and Jesse James (PG)
9:00 AM: Infamy (R)
10:30 AM: The Thin Blue Line (TV14)
12:15 PM: Alchemy (2005) (PG13)
1:45 PM: Get Well Soon (R)
3:30 PM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
5:50 PM: Twilight Saga, The: New Moon (PG13)
8:00 PM: Twilight Saga, The: Eclipse (PG13)
10:05 PM: Sex and a Girl (R)
11:45 PM: Boogie Woogie (R)
April 2, 2012
1:30 AM: Fair Game (2010) (PG13)
3:30 AM: Into Temptation (R)
5:10 AM: Circle of Iron (R)
7:00 AM: Waiting for Forever (PG13)
8:35 AM: Undiscovered (PG13)
10:15 AM: An Invisible Sign (PG13)
12:00 PM: The Inspectors (TV14)
1:45 PM: Dispatch (TV14)
3:10 PM: Noble Things (R)
4:50 PM: The Right To Remain Silent (R)
6:30 PM: Phunny Business: A Black Comedy (TVMA)
8:00 PM: Spooner (R)
9:30 PM: Group Sex (R)
11:05 PM: Leaves of Grass (R)
April 3, 2012
1:00 AM: Asunder (R)
2:45 AM: OC Confidential (TVMA)
4:00 AM: Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (R)
7:30 AM: Once More with Feeling (TV14)
9:15 AM: Shall We Dance? (PG)
11:15 AM: Bare Knuckles (PG13)
1:00 PM: Father Hood (PG13)
2:35 PM: Daddy and Them (R)
4:20 PM: Behind the Burly Q (TVMA)
6:00 PM: Troll Hunter (PG13)
8:00 PM: The Perfect Host (R)
9:35 PM: Good Neighbours (R)
11:15 PM: Beautiful Kate (R)
April 4, 2012
1:00 AM: Doppelganger (1993, it's just like you only evil, R)
2:45 AM: Camouflage (R)
4:25 AM: 3 A.M. (TVMA)
7:40 AM: Shipwrecked (PG)
9:15 AM: Reckless Disregard (TVPG)
10:50 AM: An Unreasonable Man (TV14)
1:00 PM: Alchemy (2005) (PG13)
2:30 PM: Scenarios USA Shorts: Man in the Mirror (TV14)
3:00 PM: Memory (R)
4:50 PM: Into Temptation (R)
6:30 PM: Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (R)
8:00 PM: The Tempest (PG13)
10:00 PM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13)
April 5, 2012
12:15 AM: Boogie Woogie (R)
2:00 AM: Groupie (TVMA)
3:30 AM: Stripped (2002) (TVMA)
5:00 AM: Static (2009) (R)
6:30 AM: American Bandits: Frank and Jesse James (PG)
8:00 AM: Mandela And De Klerk (PG13)
9:55 AM: Saving God (PG13)
11:40 AM: Blind Terror (2001) (TV14)
1:15 PM: Maximum Velocity (PG13)
2:50 PM: Dispatch (TV14)
4:15 PM: Evasive Action (R)
5:55 PM: Bandits (2001) (PG13)
8:00 PM: The Heart Specialist (R)
10:00 PM: Phunny Business: A Black Comedy (TVMA)
11:30 PM: Night Catches Us (R)
April 6, 2012
1:00 AM: Blind Terror (2001) (TV14)
2:45 AM: Bandits (2001) (PG13)
5:00 AM: Test Signal (NR)
5:30 AM: The Reef (R)
7:00 AM: Miss Firecracker (PG)
8:45 AM: The Barefoot Executive (G)
10:30 AM: Father Hood (PG13)
12:10 PM: Tough Guys (PG)
2:00 PM: Scenarios USA Shorts: Life's Poison (TVPG)
2:30 PM: Sex and a Girl (R)
4:15 PM: Leaves of Grass (R)
6:00 PM: Illuminata (R)
8:00 PM: Fire of Conscience (R)
10:00 PM: Ong Bak 3 (R)
11:40 PM: Prey of the Jaguar (R)
April 7, 2012
1:15 AM: Batbabe: The Dark Nightie (TVMA)
2:35 AM: Squeeze (R)
4:15 AM: The Perfect Host (R)
8:00 AM: Scenarios USA Shorts: A Man Made Early (TVPG)
8:30 AM: Gadgetman (TVG)
10:00 AM: Locked In Silence (TVPG)
11:35 AM: Nativity! (PG)
1:30 PM: Troll Hunter (PG13)
3:15 PM: Behind the Burly Q (TVMA)
5:00 PM: Fair Game (2010) (PG13)
7:00 PM: The Tempest (PG13)
9:00 PM: Hellraiser: Hellworld (R)
10:40 PM: Hellraiser: Inferno (R)
April 8, 2012
12:30 AM: The Hole (R)
2:20 AM: The Messenger (R)
4:15 AM: Static (2009) (R)
7:35 AM: Reckless Disregard (TVPG)
9:10 AM: Boundaries of the Heart (TVPG)
10:50 AM: First Circle (TV14)
12:05 PM: Coach (PG13)
1:35 PM: Bandits (2001) (PG13)
3:45 PM: Celebrity (R)
5:45 PM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13)
8:00 PM: All Good Things (R)
9:40 PM: Beneath the Dark (TVMA)
11:30 PM: Doppelganger (1993) (R)
April 9, 2012
1:15 AM: Asunder (R)
3:00 AM: Humpday (R)
4:35 AM: Daddy and Them (R)
6:20 AM: Scenarios USA Shorts: Man in the Mirror (TV14)
6:45 AM: Shadow Zone: My Teacher Ate My Homework (TVPG)
8:20 AM: The Witch's Daughter (TVPG)
10:00 AM: Make Believe (TVPG)
11:35 AM: Father Hood (PG13)
1:15 PM: Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (PG)
2:45 PM: The Reef (R)
4:15 PM: The Perfect Host (R)
6:00 PM: Illuminata (R)
7:55 PM: Twilight Saga, The: Eclipse (PG13)
10:00 PM: Twilight Saga, The: New Moon (PG13)
April 10, 2012
12:15 AM: Centurion (R)
2:00 AM: Stripped (2002) (TVMA)
3:30 AM: A Get2Gether (TVMA)
5:10 AM: Triggermen (R)
6:50 AM: Robin Of Locksley (PG)
8:30 AM: An Invisible Sign (PG13)
10:10 AM: The Barefoot Executive (G)
11:45 AM: Locked In Silence (TVPG)
1:20 PM: Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Leon (TVMA)
2:45 PM: Crime Spree (R)
4:25 PM: Fair Game (2010) (PG13)
6:15 PM: Leaves of Grass (R)
8:00 PM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
10:30 PM: High Heels and Low Lifes (R)
April 11, 2012
12:00 AM: Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (R)
1:30 AM: OC Confidential (TVMA)
2:45 AM: Crime Spree (R)
4:30 AM: Till Human Voices Wake Us (R)
6:10 AM: American Bandits: Frank and Jesse James (PG)
7:40 AM: Shall We Dance? (PG)
9:40 AM: Bare Knuckles (PG13)
11:15 AM: Surface to Air (R)
12:50 PM: Bandits (2001) (PG13)
2:55 PM: Once More with Feeling (TV14)
4:40 PM: Celebrity (R)
6:35 PM: Spooner (R)
8:00 PM: Night Catches Us (R)
9:30 PM: Asunder (R)
11:15 PM: Squeeze (R)
April 12, 2012
1:00 AM: The Killer Inside Me (R)
2:50 AM: Dark Descent (R)
4:30 AM: Blue in the Face (R)
7:45 AM: Boundaries of the Heart (TVPG)
9:25 AM: Undiscovered (PG13)
11:05 AM: Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (PG)
12:35 PM: Agora (R)
2:45 PM: Troll Hunter (PG13)
4:30 PM: Memory (R)
6:15 PM: The Good Mother (R)
8:00 PM: Sex and a Girl (R)
9:40 PM: Group Sex (R)
11:15 PM: sexand drugsand rockand roll (TVMA)
April 13, 2012
1:15 AM: Centurion (R)
3:00 AM: The Perfect Host (R)
4:35 AM: Gunless (TV14)
6:05 AM: Mandela And De Klerk (PG13)
8:00 AM: Coach (PG13)
9:30 AM: Indian Summer (PG13)
11:15 AM: Dispatch (TV14)
12:45 PM: Blind Terror (2001) (TV14)
2:30 PM: Evasive Action (R)
4:15 PM: All Good Things (R)
6:00 PM: Fair Game (2010) (PG13)
8:00 PM: King of Paper Chasin' (R)
10:10 PM: Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (R)
April 14, 2012
12:00 AM: A Get2Gether (TVMA)
1:45 AM: Windtalkers (R)
4:00 AM: Frogs for Snakes (R)
5:40 AM: The Right To Remain Silent (R)
7:20 AM: The Witch's Daughter (TVPG)
9:00 AM: Tough Guys (PG)
11:00 AM: Scenarios USA Shorts: Man in the Mirror (TV14)
11:30 AM: The Thin Blue Line (TV14)
1:15 PM: Maximum Velocity (PG13)
3:00 PM: The Extra Man (R)
5:00 PM: The Heart Specialist (R)
6:45 PM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13)
9:00 PM: Psychosis (R)
10:35 PM: Tell Tale (R)
April 15, 2012
12:10 AM: Naked Fear (R)
2:00 AM: Justice (R)
3:45 AM: Beneath the Dark (TVMA)
5:30 AM: Once More with Feeling (TV14)
7:15 AM: Shadow Zone: My Teacher Ate My Homework (TVPG)
8:50 AM: Make Believe (TVPG)
10:25 AM: Shall We Dance? (PG)
12:25 PM: Blue in the Face (R)
1:50 PM: Troll Hunter (PG13)
3:35 PM: The Reef (R)
5:05 PM: Spooner (R)
6:30 PM: Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (R)
8:00 PM: The Tempest (PG13)
10:00 PM: Agora (R)
April 16, 2012
12:10 AM: Curdled (R)
1:40 AM: Batbabe: The Dark Nightie (TVMA)
3:00 AM: Night Catches Us (R)
4:30 AM: Till Human Voices Wake Us (R)
6:10 AM: Boundaries of the Heart (TVPG)
7:50 AM: Robin Of Locksley (PG)
9:30 AM: The Long Ride (TV14)
11:05 AM: An Unreasonable Man (TV14)
1:15 PM: Evasive Action (R)
2:55 PM: Bare Knuckles (PG13)
4:30 PM: Shadow of Fear (PG13)
6:00 PM: Fair Game (2010) (PG13)
8:00 PM: Groupie (TVMA)
9:30 PM: Good Neighbours (R)
11:10 PM: Memory (R)
April 17, 2012
12:50 AM: Hellraiser: Inferno (he's still a pinhead, R)
2:30 AM: Daddy and Them (R)
4:15 AM: Behind the Burly Q (TVMA)
7:45 AM: Prey of the Jaguar (R)
9:30 AM: Gadgetman (TVG)
11:00 AM: Scenarios USA Shorts: Life's Poison (TVPG)
11:30 AM: Indian Summer (PG13)
1:10 PM: Infamy (R)
2:45 PM: Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (PG)
4:15 PM: Dorian Gray (R)
6:15 PM: The Right To Remain Silent (R)
8:00 PM: Noble Things (R)
9:40 PM: All Good Things (R)
11:30 PM: Psychosis (R)
April 18, 2012
1:05 AM: Tell Tale (R)
2:40 AM: Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (R)
4:30 AM: Maximum Velocity (PG13)
6:05 AM: Make Believe (TVPG)
7:40 AM: An Invisible Sign (PG13)
9:30 AM: Mandela And De Klerk (PG13)
11:30 AM: The Good Mother (R)
1:15 PM: The Reef (R)
2:45 PM: Undiscovered (PG13)
4:30 PM: Dispatch (TV14)
6:00 PM: The Messenger (R)
8:00 PM: The Extra Man (R)
10:00 PM: Humpday (R)
11:35 PM: Remarkable Power! (R)
April 19, 2012
1:10 AM: Windtalkers (R)
3:25 AM: Batbabe: The Dark Nightie (from the creators of Playmate Of the Apes, TVMA)
4:45 AM: The Myth of the American Sleepover (TV14)
6:30 AM: The Barefoot Executive (G)
8:10 AM: Scenarios USA Shorts: A Man Made Early (TVPG)
8:35 AM: Hunter Prey (TVPG)
10:05 AM: Coach (PG13)
11:35 AM: Waiting for Forever (PG13)
1:10 PM: Celebrity (R)
3:05 PM: Scenarios USA Shorts: A Man Made Early (TVPG)
3:30 PM: Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (R)
4:55 PM: Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Leon (TVMA)
6:25 PM: Into Temptation (R)
8:00 PM: Twilight Saga, The: Eclipse (PG13)
10:05 PM: The Hole (R)
April 20, 2012
12:00 AM: Twilight Saga, The: New Moon (PG13)
2:15 AM: Bikini Chain Gang (TVMA)
3:40 AM: Camouflage (R)
5:30 AM: Bare Knuckles (PG13)
7:10 AM: Gadgetman (TVG)
8:40 AM: Nativity! (PG)
10:30 AM: Shadow of Fear (PG13)
12:00 PM: The Thin Blue Line (TV14)
1:45 PM: Blue in the Face (R)
3:10 PM: Get Well Soon (R)
4:45 PM: Spooner (R)
6:15 PM: Noble Things (R)
8:00 PM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13)
10:10 PM: Centurion (R)
April 21, 2012
12:00 AM: Agora (R)
2:10 AM: Group Sex (R)
3:45 AM: White Irish Drinkers (R)
5:35 AM: Gunless (TV14)
7:05 AM: An Invisible Sign (PG13)
8:45 AM: Saving God (PG13)
10:30 AM: Evasive Action (R)
12:05 PM: Illuminata (R)
2:00 PM: The Perfect Host (R)
3:45 PM: The Right To Remain Silent (R)
5:30 PM: All Good Things (R)
7:15 PM: Dark Descent (R)
9:00 PM: Road Kill (R)
10:30 PM: Rest Stop (R)
April 22, 2012
12:00 AM: Rest Stop Don't Look Back (TVMA)
1:30 AM: Beautiful Kate (R)
3:15 AM: Alchemy (2005) (PG13)
4:40 AM: Daddy and Them (R)
6:30 AM: Miss Firecracker (PG)
8:15 AM: The Witch's Daughter (TVPG)
9:45 AM: Locked In Silence (TVPG)
11:30 AM: Triggermen (R)
1:10 PM: Trial of Billy Jack (PG)
4:00 PM: Infamy (R)
5:45 PM: Behind the Burly Q (TVMA)
7:30 PM: Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Leon (TVMA)
9:00 PM: Windtalkers (R)
11:15 PM: Hellraiser: Hellworld (R)
April 23, 2012
1:00 AM: Hellraiser: Inferno (R)
2:40 AM: Fire of Conscience (R)
4:30 AM: Memory (R)
6:10 AM: The Barefoot Executive (G)
8:00 AM: New Port South (PG13)
9:40 AM: Troll Hunter (PG13)
11:30 AM: Undiscovered (PG13)
1:10 PM: Dorian Gray (R)
3:10 PM: Once More with Feeling (TV14)
4:55 PM: Get Well Soon (R)
6:30 PM: Phunny Business: A Black Comedy (TVMA)
8:00 PM: Night Catches Us (R)
9:30 PM: King of Paper Chasin' (R)
11:40 PM: Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (R)
April 24, 2012
1:25 AM: Bikini Chain Gang (TVMA)
2:50 AM: Humpday (R)
4:30 AM: Troll Hunter (PG13)
6:15 AM: Make Believe (TVPG)
8:00 AM: The Tempest (PG13)
10:00 AM: Mandela And De Klerk (PG13)
12:00 PM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13)
2:10 PM: Celebrity (R)
4:05 PM: The Extra Man (R)
6:00 PM: The Tempest (PG13)
8:00 PM: Rest Stop (R)
9:30 PM: Rest Stop Don't Look Back (TVMA)
11:00 PM: Beneath the Dark (TVMA)
April 25, 2012
12:45 AM: Sweet Karma (R)
2:15 AM: Good Neighbours (R)
4:00 AM: Crash Dive (R)
5:30 AM: Blind Terror (2001) (TV14)
7:15 AM: Boundaries of the Heart (TVPG)
9:00 AM: Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (R)
10:30 AM: Agora (R)
12:45 PM: Twilight Saga, The: New Moon (PG13)
3:00 PM: Sex and a Girl (R)
4:45 PM: Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Leon (TVMA)
6:15 PM: Noble Things (R)
8:00 PM: Fire of Conscience (R)
9:50 PM: A Get2Gether (TVMA)
11:30 PM: The Heart Specialist (R)
April 26, 2012
1:10 AM: sexand drugsand rockand roll (TVMA)
3:10 AM: Better Luck Tomorrow (R)
5:00 AM: Saving God (PG13)
6:45 AM: Nativity! (PG)
8:35 AM: Robin Of Locksley (PG)
10:15 AM: Once More with Feeling (TV14)
12:00 PM: Spooner (R)
1:25 PM: The Thin Blue Line (TV14)
3:10 PM: Tough Guys (PG)
4:55 PM: Blue in the Face (R)
6:20 PM: Circle of Iron (R)
8:00 PM: Windtalkers (R)
10:15 PM: The Messenger (R)
April 27, 2012
12:10 AM: All Good Things (R)
2:00 AM: OC Confidential (TVMA)
3:15 AM: Ong Bak 3 (R)
5:00 AM: Evasive Action (R)
6:40 AM: The Barefoot Executive (G)
8:30 AM: Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (PG)
10:00 AM: The Extra Man (R)
12:00 PM: Trial of Billy Jack (PG)
3:00 PM: Dark Descent (R)
4:45 PM: The Good Mother (R)
6:30 PM: Phunny Business: A Black Comedy (TVMA)
8:00 PM: The Extra Man (R)
10:00 PM: Triggermen (R)
11:40 PM: Bare Knuckles (PG13)
April 28, 2012
1:15 AM: Night Catches Us (R)
2:45 AM: Into Temptation (R)
4:30 AM: The Long Ride (TV14)
6:05 AM: Gadgetman (TVG)
7:40 AM: Make Believe (TVPG)
9:15 AM: An Unreasonable Man (TV14)
11:20 AM: Indian Summer (PG13)
1:00 PM: Get Well Soon (R)
2:45 PM: Leaves of Grass (R)
4:30 PM: Twilight Saga, The: New Moon (PG13)
6:45 PM: Twilight Saga, The: Eclipse (PG13)
9:00 PM: Alien Raiders (R)
10:30 PM: Doug Schulze's Dark Fields (R)
April 29, 2012
12:30 AM: Isolation (R)
2:05 AM: A Get2Gether (TVMA)
3:45 AM: Celebrity (R)
5:40 AM: Scenarios USA Shorts: Life's Poison (TVPG)
6:10 AM: Reckless Disregard (TVPG)
7:45 AM: Boundaries of the Heart (TVPG)
9:25 AM: The Heart Specialist (R)
11:05 AM: Coach (PG13)
12:35 PM: Daddy and Them (R)
2:20 PM: Noble Things (R)
4:00 PM: Sex and a Girl (R)
5:45 PM: Bandits (2001) (PG13)
8:00 PM: The Heart Specialist (R)
10:00 PM: Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (R)
11:45 PM: Good Neighbours (R)
April 30, 2012
1:30 AM: Groupie (TVMA)
3:00 AM: End Of Summer (R)
4:40 AM: Shadow of Fear (PG13)
6:15 AM: The Witch's Daughter (TVPG)
8:00 AM: Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (PG)
9:30 AM: Till Human Voices Wake Us (R)
11:15 AM: The Reef (R)
12:45 PM: Prey of the Jaguar (R)
2:30 PM: An Invisible Sign (PG13)
4:10 PM: Static (2009) (R)
5:45 PM: Agora (R)
8:00 PM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
10:30 PM: The Tempest (PG13)
May 1, 2012
12:30 AM: The Extra Man (R)
2:30 AM: Justice (R)
4:15 AM: Centurion (R)
A large plane crashed into the Empire State Building in New York click here for audio of news. It is identified as a B25 bomber
Historic Stuff

3/30/60 Congressman Tip O'Neill denounces rock & roll as "a type of sensuous music unfit for impressionable 
        minds" and demands the FCC investigate radio stations for payola
3/30/78 Paul Simonon & Topper Headon of rock group Clash arrested for shooting pigeons from a London hotel  roof
3/30/81 A deranged loner attempts to kill President Reagan with a stolen gun
3/30/45 Eric Clapton born, guitarist
3/30/42 Graeme Edge, a founding member of British rock group The Moody Blues
3/31/54 Fats Domino's 10th hit "You Done Me Wrong" hits #10 on R&B chart
3/31/37 Herb Alpert born, Grammy Award winner "A Taste Of Honey"
April 1 Palm Sunday
4/1/54 Bill creating the Air Force Academy signed by President Eisenhower
4/1/89 Congress proclaims Nat. Model Railraod Day
4/2/39 Marvin Gaye born, singer "Sexual Healing" hit #1 on pop chart 13 times in 17 years
4/3/66 Folk singer Peter Tork plays at The Troubadour in Hollywood after auditioning for NBC's TV series The Monkees
4/4/68 Riots break out in 30 cities after the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr.
4/4/15 Muddy Waters born (d. 4/30/83) singer
4/5/39 Ronnie White born, singer
4/6/12 Full Moon, Passover and Good Friday
4/6/37 Merle Haggard born, singer
4/6/45 Bob Marley born (d. 1981) singer
4/6/44 Michelle Phillips born, singer The Mamas & the Papas
4/7/49 John Oates born, singer Hall & Oates "Private Eyes"
4/8/12 Easter Sunday
4/8/75 Minnie Riperton gets a gold record for Loving You featuring her 5-octave singing and bird calls
4/9/32 Carl Perkins born, don't step on his blue suade shoes
4/10/56 Nat King Cole attacked and severely beaten by white segregationists while onstage in Birmingham, Alabama
4/11/57 "Hellcats Of The Navy" premiere, starring Ronald Reagan & Nancy Davis
4/11/70 Paul McCartney leaves the Beatles citing differences with John & Yoko Ono
4/12/54 Bill Haley & the Comets record "Rock Around The Clock," later used in two movies
4/12/50 David Cassidy born, singer/actor The Partridge Family
4/12/40 Herbie Hancock born, singer
4/12/25 Tiny Tim born, singer Tiptoe Through The Tulips
4/13/1846 Pennsylvania Railroad chartered
4/13/60 Maj. R.M. White is 1st to pilot X-15 rocket plane
4/13/65 The Beatles get a Grammy as Best New Artist of 1964
4/13/46 Al Green born, singer
4/14/35 Loretta Lynn born, singer
4/15/86 US planes bomb Libya in retaliation for terrorist activities
4/16/49 Berlin Air Lift delivered 12,940 tons of supplies in 24 hours during Soviet blockade
4/16/63 Jimmy Osmond born, youngest of the singing Osmond Brothers
4/16/39 Dusty Springfield, singer
4/17/70 Paul McCartney releases his 1st solo album after his temporary break with the Beatles
4/18/1775 Paul Revere rides to warn the milita that General Gage i on the move
4/18/34 Burlington Zephyr dedicated, later renamed California Zephyr
4/18/42 Lt.Col. Doolittle leads 16 bomber raid on Tokyo in retaliation for Pearl Harbor
4/19/12 Patriot's Day
4/19/1919 1st non-stop flight Chicago-NY
4/19/1775 Skirmish at Lexington, then Concord Minutemen ambush redcoats & blockade Boston
4/19/67 Somethin Stupid goes gold, the only hit duet by Frank and daughter Nancy Sinatra
4/19/72 Former school teacher Roberta Flack gets her 1st gold record for The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
4/20/1769 Chief Pontiac of the Ottawa is murdered
4/20/59 Puppy Love released, 13 year old Dolly Parton's first song single
4/21/12 New Moon, werewolf threat level green
4/22/38 Glen Campbell born, singer
4/22/50 Peter Frampton born, singer
4/23/1866 Westinghouse patents first railroad air brake
4/23/56 Elvis Presley debuts in Las Vegas as opening act for comic Shecky Greene but is fired after 1 week for poor reception, Elvis refuses to return to Vegas for 13 years. Heartbreak Hotel hits #1 on the pop chart the same week in 1956
4/23/36 Roy Orbison born, singer
4/24/62 USAF used an orbiting satellite for 1st time to transmit TV images
4/24/59 Final broadcast of radio's "Your Hit Parade" featuring popular music since 4/20/35
4/24/72 John Lennon releases a single "Woman Is the Nigger of the World" but radio stations refuse to play it
4/25/1507 Mapmaker Martin Waldseemuller names the new world "America," the 1st map to show it as a seperate continent
4/26/42 Bobby Rydell born, singer
4/27/59 Sheena Easton born, singer
4/27/44 Cuba Gooding born, singer "Everybody Play The Fool" (1972)
4/28/54 Big Joe Turner's sexually suggestive "Shake Rattle & Roll" hits #3 on R&B chart. A cleaned up version was later a hit for Bill Haley & the Comets
4/29/1918 Lt. Eddie Rickenbacker shot down 1st enemy plane
4/29/1873 Railroad knuckle coupler patented to replace dangerous link-and-pin couplers
4/29/70 George Harrison of The Beatles releases his 1st solo album
4/29/76 Singer Bruce Springsteen jumps the fence at Graceland wanting to meet Elvis, he is ejected by security
4/29/47 Tommy James born, singer
4/30/1900 Casey Jones tells his fireman to jump while he attempts to stop train
4/30/33 Willie Nelson born, singer/actor
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff" Frank Zappa
Last month's birthdays
Joe Bob Briggs hosted movies on The Movie Channel and is available to do it right now...

April Fool's Day (1986)
An heiress named Muffy hosts a weekend gathering of eight college students at her secluded island mansion, where each guest is murdered after a hidden secret is revealed. Yet, are they really dead? Or is it just part of some very real and cruel April Fool's joke? Muffy is the only one who seems to know what's going on. But is it really her doing the killing? Deborah Foreman, Griffin O'Neal, Jay Baker, Clayton Rohner, Pat Barlow and Amy Steel star. 89 minutes rated R for Violence, Language & Content
Areola 51 (2008)
After being abducted and seduced by aliens, a woman recounts her sensuous extraterrestrial experiences to a government official in this cheeky, erotic adventure rated R.
American Bandits: Frank and Jesse James
After he's mortally wounded, Jesse James and his brother Frank break up their outlaw gang and plan to reunite at the deserted town of Gila Wells in four days, but during their time on the run, it becomes clear that a traitor is in their midst. George Stults, Jeffrey Combs and Peter Fonda star in this action-packed Western from director Fred Olen Ray
American Psycho 2 (2002)
This darkly funny sequel to the grisly satire based on Bret Easton Ellis's notorious novel stars Mila Kunis (That '70s Show) as a demented killer who is eliminating her competitors for a prestigious assistantship to a famed college professor. William Shatner (Star Trek), Robin Dunne and Geraint Wyn-Davies costar rated R.
A Mighty Heart
Angelina Jolie stars in this emotionally wrenching adaptation of the book by Mariane Pearl, whose journalist husband was kidnapped and slain on camera by islamlist militants in Pakistan. Dan Futterman costars with Irfan Khan and Will Patton in this searing chronicle of violence and redemption directed by Michael Winterbottom
The Bikini Shop
Two brothers inherit a California swim suit emporium and use their new business to different ends: one to build a fortune, the other to meet beautiful girls. Bruce Greenwood, Michael David Wright, Barbara Horan and Debra Blee star in this sex-comedy romp
Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
Sequel to the low budget horror smash finds a local entrepreneur (Jeffrey Donovan) profiting from people's fears of a mysterious, bloodthirsty legend-until something lethal follows him and his customers home for some murderous mind games. Kim Director, Erica Leerhsen, Tristine Skyler and Stephen Barker Turner costar in this chilling follow-up from director Joe Berlinger (Paradise Lost)
Bravo Two Zero (1999)
Sean Bean (Lord of the Rings) stars in this exciting military drama as Andy McNab, a member of the British Special Forces--highly skilled soldiers who get cut off from their command in the Gulf War of 1991 during a mission to destroy Iraqi scud missiles and are forced to make their way into Syria, where their situation only becomes more desperate. Based on author McNab's best-selling, true-life chronicle of the most decorated British patrol since the Boer War. Rated R
Creator (1985)
Eccentric scientist Harry Wolper (Peter O'Toole) is attempting to clone his beloved dead wife. First, he needs an assistant, Boris (Vincent Spano), secured with the promise of a pretty coed's phone number. Then, he finds an egg donor, a beautiful woman named Meli (Mariel Hemingway), whose beauty and intelligence just might show Dr. Wolper an alternative route to love and happiness. With David Ogden Stiers, John Dehner, Virginia Madsen, Rance Howard. Charming romantic comedy rated R
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course TV's hyperactive Aussie naturalist Steve Irwin stars as himself in this good-natured family adventure that finds the fearless critter wrangler trying to protect an endangered croc - one that has swallowed a top-secret satellite beacon that's being sought by the CIA. Believing the agents to be poachers, Irwin and his wife Terri try to evade their pursuers while getting the scaly reptile to safety in the Outback, adopting a baby kangaroo, and dodging poisonous spiders and snakes in the process. Crikey!
The Disorderly Orderly
When he flunks out of medical school, a bumbling but well meaning klutz takes an orderly job at a sanitarium, where his chameleon-like tendency to mimic the symptoms of the patients wreaks havoc. Jerry Lewis stars in this classically loony 1960s comedy.
Funny Money
Chevy Chase stars in this adaptation of the British play about a mild-mannered wax fruit company executive whose accidental briefcase mix-up results in him attempting to steal five million dollars from the Mob during the middle of an increasingly manic surprise party. Penelope Ann Miller and Armand Assante costar in this comical farce. Rated R for Violence, Adult Language & Content
Goin' Native: The Indian Comedy Slam
This history-making original concert showcases the funniest Native American comedians performing today, gathered together on one stage. Featured alongside host Charlie Hill are Larry Omaha, Howie Miller and four up-and-comers making their mark on the standup scene: Marc Yaffee, Jim Rule, Vaughn Eagle Bear and JR Redwater. Rating TVMA, 80 Mins, Adult Language & Content
House of Usher (2007)
The former lover of Rick Usher and best friend of his sister Maddy returns to their family home to attend the latter's funeral and discovers the sinister secrets of the Usher clan in this modern adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe's short story starring Izabella Miko, Austin Nichols and Beth Grant. Previous version starred Vincent Price
Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
His entire town goes along with the delusion when a shy, lonely young man buys a blow-up doll on the internet & begins treating her as his beloved girlfriend in this quirky, Oscar-nominated comedy starring Ryan Gosling, Emily Mortimer, Paul Schneider, Kelli Garner & Patricia Clarkson. Rated PG13
Ninja Cheerleaders
Three college students conceal triple identities as cheerleaders, strippers and Ninja assassins while trying to rescue their kidnapped sensei from the Mob in this tongue-in-cheek action comedy starring Trishelle Cannatella, Ginny Weirick, Maitland McConnell, George Takei and Michael Pare. Rated R for Nudity, Violence, Adult Language & Content
Rescue Dawn (2006)
Christian Bale stars in the true story of Dieter Dengler, a U.S. fighter pilot who was shot down over Laos during the Vietnam War, then escaped from captivity in a brutal POW camp to reach safety after a harrowing trek through the jungle. Steve Zahn and Jeremy Davies costar in this gripping tale of survival, directed by the legendary Werner Herzog. Rated PG13
Scary Movie 2
Hilarious 2001 horror spoof of haunted house and possession movies starring Tim Curry as a creepy professor who invites four students to spend the weekend at his spooky mansion, with ghostly results. Anna Faris and Tori Spelling costar in this lampoon. Andy Richter, James Woods, Veronica Cartwright, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Chris Elliott, and Richard Moll as the Hell House Ghost. Rated R for Violence, Adult Language & Content
Scream
A box office smash that launched a movie franchise, this horror classic stars Neve Campbell as a grief-stricken teenager who suspects that a fresh rash of teen murders is somehow linked to the mysterious killing of her mother one year ago. Her theory is shared by an ambitious, ruthless tabloid reporter investigating the gory deaths with the aid of a bumbling deputy. Drew Barrymore, Skeet Ulrich, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Rose McGowan, Jamie Kennedy, Matthew Lillard and Liev Schreiber costar in this blockbuster from director Wes Craven. Rated R for Graphic Violence, Adult Language & Content
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (2000)
This wacky satire of teen horror spoofs every convention of its vapid genre with broadly funny style, following the efforts of a high school principal (Coolio) and a TV reporter (Tiffani Amber Thiessen) to uncover the truth about a series of slayings on campus. Tom Arnold, Shirley Jones and Jimmie Walker costar in this delightfully absurd lampoon. Rated R for Violence, Adult Language & Content
The Spirit
A classic comics character inspired this gritty, hard-boiled thriller about a slain cop (Gabriel Macht) whose ghost returns to his hometown to defeat a corrupt, murderous villain called The Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson). Eva Mendes costars in this visually dazzling adaptation rated PG13
Sliver
Sharon Stone stars in this adaptation of Ira Levin's novel by screenwriter Joe Eszterhas and director Phillip Noyce. She plays Carly Norris, a recently divorced editor who becomes attracted to two of her new neighbors at a deluxe high-rise apartment building. One (Tom Berenger) is a popular writer, while the other (William Baldwin) is her landlord, a wealthy man hiding an erotic, voyeuristic secret. Polly Walker and Martin Landau costar.
Strange Invaders
A college professor searching for his missing wife and daughter finds an even bigger mystery in his spouse's hometown, a rural, all-American village overrun by alien invaders from outer space. Paul LeMat, Nancy Allen and Diana Scarwid star in this tribute to '50s-era sci-fi films rated PG.
Sum Of All Fears
Ben Affleck takes over the role of hero CIA agent Jack Ryan in this box office hit based on the best-selling novel by Tom Clancy. Low-level analyst Ryan is elevated to prominence by his expertise on an obscure strongman (Ciaran Hinds) after the politician's surprising ascendancy to the Russian presidency. But that's just the tip of a very large, very lethal iceberg involving neo-Nazis and a nuclear warhead smuggled into the U.S. by terrorists. Morgan Freeman, Bridget Moynihan and Liev Schreiber costar in this espionage adventure
Twilight Saga, The: New Moon
The popular "Twilight" movie series continues with this blockbuster second entry in the teen horror saga, which finds Bella (Kristen Stewart) heartbroken over the departure of her true love Edward (Robert Pattinson) while evading a vengeful vampire and befriending Jacob (Taylor Lautner), a classmate with mysteries and secrets of his own.

Twilight Saga, The: Eclipse
On the eve of high school graduation, Bella (Kristen Stewart) is forced to choose between her love for her vampire boyfriend Edward (Robert Pattinson) and her friendship with the werewolf Jacob (Taylor Lautner), while a string of murders ravages Seattle. David Slade directs the third entry in the popular "Twilight" series.
Who's Your Caddy? (2007)
Denied membership in an exclusive Hamptons country club, the millionaire rapper C-Note (Antwan Andre Patton) pulls off a clever real estate deal that guarantees him admission but also touches off a war with the club's snobby elite. Jeffrey Jones (Stay Tuned), Andy Milonakis and Faizon Love costar in this hilarious comedy of golf, rap, and class tension rated PG13.
Zombie Honeymoon (2004)
When a beach-front encounter with a zombie during their honeymoon results in a groom with a taste for human flesh, a newlywed bride tries to make the best of a rapidly deteriorating situation in this romantic horror comedy starring Tracy Coogan and Graham Sibley. Rated R for Nudity, Graphic Violence, Adult Language & Content
1408
A short story by Stephen King becomes this horror hit about a travel writer (John Cusack) who spends his nights debunking haunted hotel rooms--until he encounters one legendary site that turns out to be the real, terrifying deal. Samuel L. Jackson & Mary McCormack costar in this chilling adaptation. Rated PG13 for Mild Violence, Adult Language & Content

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