Monstervision Host Segments for

Theatre Of Blood

It's as much fun to scare as to be scared. Vincent Price On 1-17-97,

Vincent Price gets revenge on all the critics. That's when MonsterVision brings you the horror classic Theatre of Blood, in which the man with the evil laugh plays a Shakespearean actor who murders his critics, one by one, recreating famous death scenes from his plays, each more gory than the last. And stay with Joe Bob to the best ending since James Cagney rode an exploding petroleum tank to the next world in White Heat.
Along for the thrill ride with our friend Vincent are Diana Rigg, Robert Morley (we'll let Joe Bob tell you in a moment what Vincent does to Robert's poodles), Ian Hendry, Harry Andrews, Coral Browne, Robert Coote, Micheal Hordern, Jack Hawkins, Diana Dors, Dennis Price, Milo O'Shea. 104 minutes.
For some strange reason, many critics didn't like this one.
Not to be confused with the Christopher Lee movie "Theatre of Death" (1967, vampire-like murders revolve around a Paris theater).
Now here's Joe Bob Briggs:

OK, stick around after Carrie, cause our second feature will be "Theatre Of Blood" with Vincent Price. "Theatre Of Blood" is the one he made in 1973, when he'd been established for years and years as the leading man in horror flicks...the story is kinda predictable, but you don't really mind due to the element of not being able to wait to see what Vince will do next! So anyhow, let's look at those Drive-In Totals. We have:
9 dead bodies
2 baked poodles
Zombie attack
Critic ripped to pieces
Spear thru the heart
Critic dragged thru the streets
Blood draining
Head on a milk bottle
Heart in a box
Smothering
Wine barrel drowning
Heart carving
Beauty parlor electricution
1 motor vehicle chase, with crash
Throat stuffing with plunger
1 train wreck
Burning theatre
Head rolls
Swordplay
Hyperdermic Fu
4 stars, check it out
A lotta death tonight. Great body count tonight for the combined double feature, not that we encourage anything in bad taste. Each and every death in the movie is necessary to the plot, I wanna make that clear right now. Some people misunderstand what we're trying to do. I am opposed to death. I won't have death in my own home. Thankyou.

"Theatre Of Blood" (1973)
Parental discretion advised, originally rated R for violence.
Last seen on MonsterVision 1-17-97
Theatre of Blood is available on a great DVD, and on video

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