The Movie Channel

The Movie Channel listings (TMC)

Past movies have included: Theatre Of Blood (R, Vincent Price), Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, Interview With The Vampire (Tom Cruise with fangs, story by Anne Rice), Pulp Fiction (the bride will kill Bill someday for this), Lone Wolf McQuade (Chuck Norris vs. evil druglord David Carradine), The Stepford Wives (perfect in every way), Ghostbusters (comedy, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Rick Moranis), Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop), 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (Joe Pesci comedy), Motel Hell (it takes all kinds of critters on Acne Night), The Beast of Hollow Mountain (cowboys vs. T-rex dinosaur), Godzilla (1998), BloodRayne (a vampire slayer vs. her vampire father), Single White Female (Bridget Fonda vs. her psycho roommate), The Last Unicorn (G, Christopher Lee as voice of The King), 2001 Maniacs (Robert Englund has some college students for a barbecue; theirs)
Troll (good witch June/Anne Lockhart helps Harry Potter Jr., with Shelly Hack as Harry Potter's mother & Michael Moriarty as Harry's dad, and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss as the nymph)
Times shown EST/Pacific
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June 1, 2011
12:00 AM: A Single Man (R)
1:45 AM: Trauma (R)
3:35 AM: The Puppet Masters (R)
5:30 AM: TiMER (R)
7:10 AM: Letters To God (PG)
9:05 AM: Escape To Athena (PG)
11:05 AM: Two Family House (R)
1:00 PM: Avenging Angelo (R)
2:40 PM: Ghost World (R)
4:35 PM: Adventureland (R)
6:30 PM: My Last Five Girlfriends (TV14)
8:00 PM: Remember Me (PG13)
10:00 PM: The Joneses (R)
11:35 PM: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (R)
June 2, 2011
1:30 AM: Two Family House (R)
3:20 AM: Fifty Dead Men Walking (R)
5:30 AM: Test Signal (NR)
7:40 AM: Hardball (PG13)
9:30 AM: Coyote (TV14)
11:10 AM: Falling Up (TV14)
1:00 PM: The Answer Man (R)
2:40 PM: The Boys And Girl From County Clare (R)
4:15 PM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Hit Me (TV14)
4:45 PM: Hardball (PG13)
6:35 PM: Harlem Hostel (TV14)
8:00 PM: No Good Deed (R)
10:00 PM: Nobel Son (R)
June 3, 2011
12:00 AM: Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground (TVMA)
1:35 AM: Extreme Movie (R)
3:00 AM: Lord of the G-Strings (R)
4:30 AM: Who Is Cletis Tout? (R)
6:05 AM: Targets (PG)
7:35 AM: Grand Theft Parsons (PG13)
9:05 AM: The Caller (R)
10:40 AM: Under Cover (R)
12:15 PM: Maxed Out (TV14)
1:45 PM: Finding Amanda (R)
3:20 PM: Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (R)
4:50 PM: The Other Side of the Tracks (PG13)
6:25 PM: Trucker (R)
8:00 PM: The Road (R)
10:00 PM: The Hurt Locker (R)
June 4, 2011
12:10 AM: Some Kind Of Hero (R)
2:00 AM: Busty Cops Go Hawaiian (TVMA)
3:20 AM: Group Sex (R)
5:00 AM: Prom Wars (R)
6:30 AM: Under the Mountain (PG13)
8:05 AM: Hey Arnold! The Movie (PG)
9:25 AM: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (G)
11:00 AM: The Trotsky (TV14)
1:00 PM: The Shipment (R)
2:35 PM: In The Loop (TVMA)
4:25 PM: How to Rob a Bank (TVMA)
5:50 PM: Clockstoppers (PG)
7:25 PM: Extract (R)
9:00 PM: Dorian Gray (R)
11:00 PM: The Collector (R)
June 5, 2011
12:30 AM: Dorian Gray (R)
2:30 AM: The Collector (R)
4:00 AM: Open Window (TVMA)
5:40 AM: The Trotsky (TV14)
7:35 AM: Prince And Me 2: The Royal Wedding (PG)
9:15 AM: Dirty Deeds (R)
11:00 AM: The Game (R)
1:10 PM: Remember Me (PG13)
3:05 PM: Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (PG)
5:00 PM: Prince And Me 2: The Royal Wedding (PG)
7:00 PM: Adventureland (R)
9:00 PM: Remember Me (PG13)
11:00 PM: The Messenger (R)
June 6, 2011
1:00 AM: The Game (R)
3:10 AM: Special Ops (R)
5:00 AM: April Fool's Day (R)
6:30 AM: Ahead of Time (TVPG)
7:45 AM: Targets (PG)
9:15 AM: Hunter Prey (TVPG)
10:45 AM: Adopt a Sailor (TVPG)
12:10 PM: Coyote (TV14)
1:50 PM: Ahead of Time (TVPG)
3:05 PM: Fatal Secrets (TVMA)
4:35 PM: Femme Fatale (R)
6:15 PM: New York, I Love You (R)
8:00 PM: Saint John of Las Vegas (R)
9:30 PM: Ghost World (R)
11:30 PM: Frank McKlusky, C.I. (PG13)
June 7, 2011
1:00 AM: Attack on Darfur (R)
2:40 AM: D.O.A. (Dead on Arrival) (R)
4:10 AM: Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (R)
5:45 AM: New York, I Love You (R)
7:30 AM: Return To Oz (PG)
9:25 AM: Bottle Shock (PG13)
11:15 AM: Prom Wars (R)
12:45 PM: Hardball (PG13)
2:30 PM: Escape To Athena (PG)
4:30 PM: The Answer Man (R)
6:10 PM: Nobel Son (R)
8:00 PM: How to Rob a Bank (TVMA)
9:30 PM: Fifty Dead Men Walking (R)
11:30 PM: Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground (TVMA)
June 8, 2011
1:05 AM: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (R)
2:50 AM: Busty Cops Go Hawaiian (TVMA)
4:10 AM: The Shipment (R)
5:45 AM: The Boys And Girl From County Clare (R)
7:20 AM: Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (PG)
9:00 AM: Firstborn (PG13)
10:40 AM: No Good Deed (R)
12:20 PM: The Game (R)
2:30 PM: Maxed Out (TV14)
4:00 PM: The Others (PG13)
5:45 PM: This is England (2007) (TVMA)
7:30 PM: Spin (2010) (TVMA)
9:00 PM: Extreme Movie (R)
10:30 PM: Finding Bliss (R)
June 9, 2011
12:10 AM: The Game (R)
2:20 AM: Dough Boys (TVMA)
4:00 AM: Killing Zelda Sparks (TVMA)
5:35 AM: The Others (PG13)
7:20 AM: Adopt a Sailor (TVPG)
8:45 AM: Under the Mountain (PG13)
10:20 AM: Some Kind Of Hero (R)
12:00 PM: Under Cover (R)
1:35 PM: My Last Five Girlfriends (TV14)
3:05 PM: Prince And Me 2: The Royal Wedding (PG)
4:50 PM: Clockstoppers (PG)
6:25 PM: Extract (R)
8:00 PM: See You In September (TV14)
9:30 PM: Group Sex (R)
11:05 PM: sexand drugsand rockand roll (TVMA)
June 10, 2011
1:00 AM: Bikini A Go Go (TVMA)
2:20 AM: Splintered (TVMA)
4:00 AM: Convicted (R)
7:25 AM: Frank McKlusky, C.I. (PG13)
8:50 AM: Coach (PG13)
10:20 AM: Hardball (PG13)
12:10 PM: Avenging Angelo (R)
1:55 PM: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (G)
3:20 PM: Frank McKlusky, C.I. (PG13)
4:45 PM: In The Loop (TVMA)
6:35 PM: How to Rob a Bank (TVMA)
8:00 PM: Animal (R)
9:35 PM: Avenging Angelo (R)
11:15 PM: Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (R)
June 11, 2011
1:00 AM: Lord of the G-Strings (R)
2:30 AM: Who Is Cletis Tout? (R)
4:05 AM: Finishing the Game (TVMA)
5:30 AM: Falling Up (TV14)
7:10 AM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Hit Me (TV14)
7:35 AM: Unbeatable Harold (PG13)
9:00 AM: Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (PG)
10:40 AM: Hunter Prey (TVPG)
12:15 PM: Prom Wars (R)
1:45 PM: Saint John of Las Vegas (R)
3:10 PM: The Boys And Girl From County Clare (R)
4:45 PM: The Messenger (R)
6:50 PM: The Game (R)
9:00 PM: Pinata Survival Island (R)
10:30 PM: Eden Lake (R)
June 12, 2011
12:05 AM: Pinata Survival Island (R)
1:30 AM: Eden Lake (R)
3:05 AM: Sorority Row (R)
4:50 AM: The Game (R)
7:00 AM: Under the Mountain (PG13)
8:30 AM: Adopt a Sailor (TVPG)
10:00 AM: The Skeptic (TV14)
11:30 AM: Clockstoppers (PG)
1:05 PM: Fatal Secrets (TVMA)
2:35 PM: Subject Two (R)
4:10 PM: Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (R)
6:00 PM: The Road (R)
8:00 PM: Bottle Shock (PG13)
10:00 PM: Extract (R)
11:35 PM: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (R)
June 13, 2011
1:20 AM: Dough Boys (TVMA)
2:55 AM: Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground (TVMA)
4:30 AM: Fatal Secrets (TVMA)
7:45 AM: Joshua (G)
9:15 AM: Letters To God (PG)
11:10 AM: The Other Side of the Tracks (PG13)
12:45 PM: How to Rob a Bank (TVMA)
2:10 PM: Special Ops (R)
3:50 PM: The Hurt Locker (R)
6:00 PM: The Others (PG13)
8:00 PM: Adventureland (R)
10:00 PM: My Last Five Girlfriends (TV14)
11:30 PM: Group Sex (R)
June 14, 2011
1:05 AM: Finding Bliss (R)
2:45 AM: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia (TVMA)
4:15 AM: The Other Side of the Tracks (PG13)
7:25 AM: Coyote (TV14)
9:05 AM: Avenging Angelo (R)
10:45 AM: Maxed Out (TV14)
12:15 PM: Before And After (PG13)
2:10 PM: Infamy (R)
3:40 PM: Saint John of Las Vegas (R)
5:05 PM: Frank McKlusky, C.I. (PG13)
6:30 PM: Finishing the Game (TVMA)
8:00 PM: Disgrace (R)
10:00 PM: Attack on Darfur (R)
11:40 PM: Remember Me (PG13)
June 15, 2011
1:35 AM: Road Kill (R)
3:10 AM: Bikini A Go Go (TVMA)
4:30 AM: Spin (2010) (TVMA)
7:30 AM: Hunter Prey (TVPG)
9:00 AM: Ahead of Time (TVPG)
10:15 AM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Hit Me (TV14)
10:40 AM: Prince And Me 2: The Royal Wedding (PG)
12:20 PM: Harlem Hostel (TV14)
1:45 PM: Under Cover (R)
3:20 PM: The Shipment (R)
5:00 PM: Fatal Secrets (TVMA)
6:30 PM: Unbeatable Harold (PG13)
8:00 PM: Hardball (PG13)
10:00 PM: Coach (PG13)
11:30 PM: Finding Amanda (R)
June 16, 2011
1:10 AM: The Collector (R)
2:40 AM: Sorority Row (R)
4:30 AM: Harlem Hostel (TV14)
7:30 AM: The Other Side of the Tracks (PG13)
9:05 AM: Targets (PG)
10:35 AM: The Caller (R)
12:10 PM: Ghost World (R)
2:05 PM: The Others (PG13)
3:50 PM: Dorian Gray (R)
5:50 PM: The Game (R)
8:00 PM: Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (R)
10:00 PM: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (R)
11:45 PM: The Joneses (R)
June 17, 2011
1:25 AM: Fifty Dead Men Walking (R)
3:30 AM: Dough Boys (TVMA)
5:05 AM: The Trotsky (TV14)
7:00 AM: Hey Arnold! The Movie (PG)
8:30 AM: The Skeptic (TV14)
10:00 AM: Before And After (PG13)
11:50 AM: The Boys And Girl From County Clare (R)
1:25 PM: Bottle Shock (PG13)
3:15 PM: Femme Fatale (R)
4:55 PM: Extract (R)
6:30 PM: My Last Five Girlfriends (TV14)
8:00 PM: D.O.A. (Dead on Arrival) (R)
9:30 PM: No Good Deed (R)
11:10 PM: Extreme Movie (R)
June 18, 2011
12:35 AM: Road Kill (R)
2:10 AM: sexand drugsand rockand roll (TVMA)
4:15 AM: Subject Two (R)
7:30 AM: Ahead of Time (TVPG)
8:45 AM: Infamy (R)
10:30 AM: Harlem Hostel (TV14)
12:00 PM: Special Ops (R)
1:45 PM: Coach (PG13)
3:15 PM: Prince And Me 2: The Royal Wedding (PG)
4:55 PM: Hardball (PG13)
6:45 PM: The Hurt Locker (R)
9:00 PM: Hunger (R)
10:45 PM: Staunton Hill (TVMA)
June 19, 2011
12:15 AM: Hunger (R)
2:00 AM: Staunton Hill (TVMA)
3:30 AM: Lifeguard (PG)
5:10 AM: Dirty Deeds (R)
6:50 AM: Letters To God (PG)
8:45 AM: My Best Friend's Wedding (PG13)
10:30 AM: The Joneses (R)
12:10 PM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Hit Me (TV14)
12:35 PM: Nobel Son (R)
2:30 PM: This is England (2007) (TVMA)
4:15 PM: Dorian Gray (R)
6:15 PM: New York, I Love You (R)
8:00 PM: My Best Friend's Wedding (PG13)
10:00 PM: The Joneses (R)
11:35 PM: Sorority Row (R)
June 20, 2011
1:20 AM: Bikini A Go Go (TVMA)
2:40 AM: Killing Zelda Sparks (TVMA)
4:15 AM: Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (R)
7:15 AM: The Dukes (PG13)
8:55 AM: Hey Arnold! The Movie (PG)
10:10 AM: Some Kind Of Hero (R)
11:50 AM: Labor Pains (R)
1:20 PM: Diary of a Tired Black Man (R)
3:10 PM: Spin (2010) (TVMA)
4:30 PM: Bottle Shock (PG13)
6:25 PM: See You In September (TV14)
8:00 PM: The Road (R)
10:00 PM: The Collector (R)
11:30 PM: The Game (R)
June 21, 2011
1:40 AM: Extreme Movie (R)
3:05 AM: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (R)
4:50 AM: Some Kind Of Hero (R)
6:30 AM: Ahead of Time (TVPG)
7:45 AM: The Devil And Max Devlin (PG)
9:20 AM: April Fool's Day (R)
10:50 AM: The Others (PG13)
12:35 PM: Extract (R)
2:10 PM: Ahead of Time (TVPG)
3:25 PM: My Last Five Girlfriends (TV14)
4:55 PM: Harlem Hostel (TV14)
6:20 PM: No Good Deed (R)
8:00 PM: In The Loop (TVMA)
10:00 PM: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia (TVMA)
11:30 PM: A Good Day to Be Blackand Sexy (R)
June 22, 2011
1:05 AM: Eden Lake (R)
2:40 AM: Finding Bliss (R)
4:20 AM: The Caller (R)
7:30 AM: Joshua (G)
9:00 AM: Frank McKlusky, C.I. (PG13)
10:25 AM: Coyote (TV14)
12:05 PM: The Skeptic (TV14)
1:35 PM: Two Family House (R)
3:25 PM: Clockstoppers (PG)
5:00 PM: Femme Fatale (R)
6:35 PM: Finishing the Game (TVMA)
8:00 PM: Frank McKlusky, C.I. (PG13)
9:30 PM: Saint John of Las Vegas (R)
11:00 PM: Grand Theft Parsons (PG13)
June 23, 2011
12:30 AM: Disgrace (R)
2:30 AM: Trucker (R)
4:05 AM: D.O.A. (Dead on Arrival) (R)
5:35 AM: Two Family House (R)
7:30 AM: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (G)
9:00 AM: Prom Wars (R)
10:30 AM: Coach (PG13)
12:00 PM: Remember Me (PG13)
2:00 PM: The Hurt Locker (R)
4:15 PM: Nobel Son (R)
6:05 PM: The Road (R)
8:00 PM: Adventureland (R)
10:00 PM: Remember Me (PG13)
June 24, 2011
12:00 AM: The Messenger (R)
2:00 AM: Braless in Burbank (TVMA)
3:20 AM: The Collector (R)
5:00 AM: Coach (PG13)
6:30 AM: The Devil And Max Devlin (PG)
8:10 AM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Hit Me (TV14)
8:40 AM: Ahead of Time (TVPG)
10:00 AM: Dirty Deeds (R)
11:45 AM: Under the Mountain (PG13)
1:15 PM: Some Kind Of Hero (R)
2:55 PM: Finding Amanda (R)
4:35 PM: Spin (2010) (TVMA)
6:00 PM: Harlem Hostel (TV14)
7:25 PM: The Shipment (R)
9:00 PM: Fifty Dead Men Walking (R)
11:00 PM: Dirty Deeds (R)
June 25, 2011
12:40 AM: Dough Boys (TVMA)
2:15 AM: Finding Bliss (R)
4:00 AM: Pauly Shore Is Dead (R)
5:30 AM: Ghost World (R)
7:30 AM: Firstborn (PG13)
9:15 AM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Shook (TV14)
9:35 AM: Grand Theft Parsons (PG13)
11:05 AM: New York, I Love You (R)
12:50 PM: The Other Side of the Tracks (PG13)
2:30 PM: Frank McKlusky, C.I. (PG13)
3:55 PM: No Good Deed (R)
5:35 PM: My Best Friend's Wedding (PG13)
7:20 PM: The Joneses (R)
9:00 PM: Dismal (R)
10:30 PM: Pig Hunt (R)
June 26, 2011
12:10 AM: Dismal (R)
1:30 AM: Pig Hunt (R)
3:10 AM: Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (R)
4:45 AM: My Best Friend's Wedding (PG13)
6:30 AM: Hey Arnold! The Movie (PG)
8:00 AM: April Fool's Day (R)
9:30 AM: The Dukes (PG13)
11:10 AM: Prom Wars (R)
12:45 PM: In The Loop (TVMA)
2:35 PM: The Messenger (R)
4:30 PM: How to Rob a Bank (TVMA)
6:00 PM: Hardball (PG13)
8:00 PM: The Hurt Locker (R)
10:10 PM: Animal (R)
11:45 PM: Convicted (R)
June 27, 2011
1:35 AM: A Good Day to Be Blackand Sexy (R)
3:10 AM: sexand drugsand rockand roll (TVMA)
5:10 AM: See You In September (TV14)
6:45 AM: Targets (PG)
8:20 AM: Escape To Athena (PG)
10:30 AM: Hunter Prey (TVPG)
12:00 PM: Clockstoppers (PG)
1:35 PM: The Devil And Max Devlin (PG)
3:15 PM: Coach (PG13)
4:45 PM: Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (PG)
6:30 PM: Infamy (R)
8:00 PM: Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground (TVMA)
9:35 PM: Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (R)
11:30 PM: Pauly Shore Is Dead (R)
June 28, 2011
1:00 AM: Firelight (R)
2:45 AM: Finishing the Game (TVMA)
4:10 AM: Eden Lake (R)
5:45 AM: Dirty Deeds (R)
7:30 AM: The Patsy (TVPG)
9:15 AM: Unbeatable Harold (PG13)
10:40 AM: The Joneses (R)
12:15 PM: Diary of a Tired Black Man (R)
2:05 PM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Hit Me (TV14)
2:30 PM: The Road (R)
4:30 PM: Ghost World (R)
6:25 PM: The Boys And Girl From County Clare (R)
8:00 PM: Fatal Secrets (TVMA)
9:30 PM: Hunger (R)
11:15 PM: Tomb, The (2010) (R)
June 29, 2011
12:45 AM: Extreme Movie (R)
2:15 AM: Group Sex (R)
3:50 AM: The Joneses (R)
5:30 AM: Some Kind Of Hero (R)
7:10 AM: Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken (G)
8:40 AM: The Trotsky (TV14)
10:35 AM: Bottle Shock (PG13)
12:30 PM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Shook (TV14)
1:00 PM: See You In September (TV14)
2:30 PM: The Others (PG13)
4:15 PM: This is England (2007) (TVMA)
6:00 PM: The Messenger (R)
8:00 PM: Bottle Shock (PG13)
10:00 PM: Nobel Son (R)
June 30, 2011
12:00 AM: Adventureland (R)
2:00 AM: Busty Cops Go Hawaiian (TVMA)
3:20 AM: Fifty Dead Men Walking (R)
5:20 AM: One Good Cop (R)
7:10 AM: Hey Arnold! The Movie (PG)
8:25 AM: Hunter Prey (TVPG)
10:00 AM: Infamy (R)
11:30 AM: My Best Friend's Wedding (PG13)
1:20 PM: Special Ops (R)
3:00 PM: Maxed Out (TV14)
4:30 PM: In The Loop (TVMA)
6:20 PM: Prince And Me 2: The Royal Wedding (PG)
8:00 PM: My Best Friend's Wedding (PG13)
10:00 PM: New York, I Love You (R)
11:45 PM: Spin (2010) (TVMA)
July 1, 2011
1:05 AM: D.O.A. (Dead on Arrival) (R)
2:35 AM: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia (TVMA)
4:05 AM: Convicted (R)
8:00 AM: Medicine for Melancholy (TV14)
9:30 AM: Checking Out (R)
11:05 AM: Neverwas (PG13)
1:00 PM: The Escapist (TVMA)
2:45 PM: Serving Sara (PG13)
4:30 PM: Here And There (TV14)
6:00 PM: Mandela (TV14)
8:00 PM: King of Paper Chasin' (R)
10:10 PM: Before I Self Destruct (R)
11:30 PM: 6 Guns (R)
July 2, 2011
1:10 AM: Stan Helsing (R)
2:45 AM: The Life Before Her Eyes (R)
4:15 AM: Checking Out (R)
6:30 AM: Chasing 3000 (TVPG)
8:15 AM: Dark Storm (PG13)
9:45 AM: Scream 3 (R, do you still like scary movies?)
11:45 AM: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (PG)
1:25 PM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Gift For The Living (TVPG)
1:45 PM: Chasing 3000 (TVPG)
3:30 PM: A Single Man (R)
5:15 PM: Tortilla Heaven (PG13)
7:00 PM: Scream 3 (R)
9:00 PM: The Blair Witch Project (R)
10:30 PM: Halloween II (2009) (R)
July 3, 2011
12:20 AM: The Blair Witch Project (R)
1:45 AM: Halloween II (2009) (R)
3:30 AM: Harvard Man (R)
5:10 AM: Tortilla Heaven (PG13)
6:50 AM: Call of the Wild (2009) (PG)
8:20 AM: The Cry of the Owl (R)
10:00 AM: Middle of Nowhere (R)
11:35 AM: Sherlock Holmes (2010) (PG13)
1:05 PM: Call of the Wild (2009) (PG)
2:35 PM: Ernest Scared Stupid (PG spoof of horror films, know what I mean?)
4:10 PM: Sling Blade (R)
6:25 PM: The Cry of the Owl (R)
8:05 PM: Twelve (R)
9:40 PM: Cocaine Cowboys 2: Hustlin' with the Godmother (TVMA)
11:20 PM: Next Day Air (R)
July 4, 2011
12:45 AM: Five Minutes of Heaven (TVMA)
2:15 AM: Surveillance (R)
3:55 AM: Life During Wartime (R)
5:35 AM: Middle of Nowhere (R)
7:15 AM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Gift For The Living (TVPG)
7:35 AM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Pie Chi (TVPG)
8:00 AM: D3: The Mighty Ducks (PG)
9:45 AM: Neverwas (PG13)
11:30 AM: On Golden Pond (PG, Henry Fonda, Jane Fonda, Katherine Hepburn)
1:30 PM: Make Believe (TVPG)
3:05 PM: D3: The Mighty Ducks (PG)
4:55 PM: Furry Vengeance (PG)
6:30 PM: Youth In Revolt (R)
8:00 PM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG)
10:00 PM: Everybody's Fine (PG13)
11:40 PM: Neverwas (PG13)
July 5, 2011
1:30 AM: The Janky Promoters (R)
3:00 AM: Remarkable Power! (R)
4:35 AM: Checking Out (R)
6:10 AM: Man Friday (PG)
8:05 AM: Nine (PG13)
10:05 AM: Serving Sara (PG13)
11:45 AM: Five Minutes of Heaven (TVMA)
1:15 PM: Brothers at War (R)
3:05 PM: Love Chronicles: Secrets Revealed (TVMA)
4:25 PM: Nine (PG13)
6:25 PM: Far Cry (R)
8:00 PM: Scream 3 (R)
10:00 PM: Wake Of Death (R)
11:30 PM: Harvard Man (R)
July 6, 2011
1:10 AM: Bewitched Housewives (TVMA, from the creators of Playmate Of The Apes)
2:30 AM: Wild Tigers I Have Known (TVMA)
4:00 AM: Women in Trouble (R)
5:40 AM: Brothers at War (R)
7:30 AM: School Ties (PG13)
9:20 AM: The Untold (R)
10:45 AM: Spoken Word (TV14)
12:45 PM: A Single Man (R)
2:25 PM: Formosa Betrayed (R)
4:10 PM: Handsome Harry (R)
5:45 PM: Sling Blade (R, Billy Bob Thornton is better now so they let him out)
8:00 PM: Made in Romania (TVMA)
9:35 PM: Stan Helsing (R)
11:05 PM: Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (TVMA)
July 7, 2011
12:20 AM: Twelve (R)
2:00 AM: Bikini Pirates (TVMA)
3:20 AM: A Single Man (R)
5:00 AM: Dark Storm (PG13)
6:30 AM: Make Believe (TVPG)
8:05 AM: Ernest Scared Stupid (PG)
9:40 AM: Rough Cut (PG)
11:35 AM: Reunion (2009) (TV14)
1:15 PM: Chasing 3000 (TVPG)
3:00 PM: Outrageous! (R)
4:40 PM: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (PG)
6:20 PM: Middle of Nowhere (R)
8:00 PM: King of Paper Chasin' (R)
10:10 PM: Life is Hot in Cracktown (R)
11:55 PM: Surveillance (R)
July 8, 2011
1:35 AM: Bikini Girls From The Lost Planet (TVMA, from the makers of Bewitched Housewives)
2:50 AM: King of Paper Chasin' (R)
5:00 AM: Test Signal (NR)
5:30 AM: Outrageous! (R)
7:10 AM: Sherlock Holmes (2010) (PG13)
8:40 AM: On Golden Pond (PG)
10:30 AM: Crossroads (PG13)
12:05 PM: Maneater (R)
1:35 PM: Love Chronicles: Secrets Revealed (TVMA)
3:00 PM: Sherlock Holmes (2010) (PG13)
4:30 PM: On Golden Pond (PG)
6:20 PM: Far Cry (R)
8:00 PM: Triage (R)
10:00 PM: The Janky Promoters (R)
11:30 PM: Love Chronicles: Secrets Revealed (TVMA)
July 9, 2011
12:55 AM: Remarkable Power! (R)
2:30 AM: Youth In Revolt (R)
4:00 AM: Wild Tigers I Have Known (TVMA)
5:25 AM: Maneater (R)
7:00 AM: Call of the Wild (2009) (PG)
8:30 AM: Nine (PG13)
10:30 AM: Desperate Measures (R)
12:15 PM: Everybody's Fine (PG13)
2:00 PM: Here And There (TV14)
3:25 PM: Festival in Cannes (PG13)
5:10 PM: Nine (PG13)
7:15 PM: Desperate Measures (R)
9:00 PM: Albino Farm (R)
10:30 PM: Buried Alive (TVMA)
July 10, 2011
12:05 AM: Albino Farm (R)
1:35 AM: Buried Alive (TVMA)
3:10 AM: Twelve (R)
4:45 AM: Here And There (TV14)
6:10 AM: Medicine for Melancholy (TV14)
7:40 AM: D3: The Mighty Ducks (PG)
9:30 AM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Pie Chi (TVPG)
9:40 AM: Neverwas (PG13)
11:30 AM: School Ties (PG13)
1:20 PM: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (PG)
3:00 PM: Make Believe (TVPG)
4:35 PM: D3: The Mighty Ducks (PG)
6:20 PM: Furry Vengeance (PG)
8:00 PM: Changing Lanes (R)
9:40 PM: Wake Of Death (R)
11:15 PM: Chicago Overcoat (TVMA)
July 11, 2011
12:50 AM: Before I Self Destruct (R)
2:10 AM: Women in Trouble (R)
3:50 AM: The Poker House (R)
5:30 AM: Neverwas (PG13)
7:15 AM: Man Friday (PG)
9:10 AM: War Eagle, Arkansas (PG13)
10:50 AM: Outrageous! (R)
12:30 PM: Crossroads (PG13)
2:05 PM: Man Friday (PG)
4:00 PM: Mandela (TV14)
6:00 PM: The Escapist (TVMA)
8:00 PM: Five Minutes of Heaven (TVMA)
9:30 PM: Surveillance (R)
11:10 PM: AntiTrust (PG13)
July 12, 2011
1:00 AM: Made in Romania (TVMA)
2:35 AM: Bikini Pirates (TVMA)
4:00 AM: Harvard Man (R)
5:40 AM: Outrageous! (R)
7:30 AM: Festival in Cannes (PG13)
9:15 AM: Call of the Wild (2009) (PG)
10:45 AM: The Blair Witch Project (R)
12:10 PM: The Untold (R)
1:40 PM: Festival in Cannes (PG13)
3:30 PM: Call of the Wild (2009) (PG)
5:00 PM: The Blair Witch Project (R)
6:30 PM: Youth In Revolt (R)
8:00 PM: The Cry of the Owl (R)
10:00 PM: Handsome Harry (R)
11:35 PM: Here And There (TV14)
July 13, 2011
1:00 AM: King of Paper Chasin' (R)
3:10 AM: Bikini Girls From The Lost Planet (TVMA)
4:30 AM: Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (TVMA)
5:40 AM: The Untold (R)
7:10 AM: Nine (PG13)
9:10 AM: Ernest Scared Stupid (PG)
10:45 AM: Furry Vengeance (PG)
12:30 PM: Brothers at War (R)
2:30 PM: On Golden Pond (PG)
4:25 PM: Ernest Scared Stupid (PG)
6:00 PM: Nine (PG13)
8:00 PM: Furry Vengeance (PG)
9:35 PM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG)
11:30 PM: White Coats (R)
July 14, 2011
1:15 AM: Girl From B.I.K.I.N.I. (TVMA)
2:40 AM: Triage (R)
4:30 AM: Wild Tigers I Have Known (TVMA)
7:35 AM: Spoken Word (TV14)
9:35 AM: Everybody's Fine (PG13)
11:15 AM: Checking Out (R)
1:00 PM: Formosa Betrayed (R)
2:45 PM: Maneater (R)
4:20 PM: School Ties (PG13)
6:15 PM: Everybody's Fine (PG13)
8:00 PM: Made in Romania (TVMA)
9:35 PM: Far Cry (R)
11:10 PM: Twelve (R)
July 15, 2011
12:45 AM: Wake Of Death (R)
2:20 AM: Cocaine Cowboys 2: Hustlin' with the Godmother (TVMA)
4:00 AM: Women in Trouble (R)
5:40 AM: Formosa Betrayed (R)
7:30 AM: Festival in Cannes (PG13)
9:15 AM: AntiTrust (PG13)
11:05 AM: Middle of Nowhere (R)
12:45 PM: War Eagle, Arkansas (PG13)
2:30 PM: Outrageous! (R)
4:10 PM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Pie Chi (TVPG)
4:30 PM: Handsome Harry (R)
6:10 PM: A Single Man (R)
8:00 PM: AntiTrust (PG13)
10:00 PM: Next Day Air (R)
11:30 PM: Surveillance (R)
July 16, 2011
1:10 AM: Bikini Pirates (TVMA)
2:30 AM: Life During Wartime (R)
4:10 AM: Outrageous! (R)
7:45 AM: The Untold (R)
9:10 AM: Medicine for Melancholy (TV14)
10:40 AM: Ernest Scared Stupid (PG)
12:15 PM: Mandela (TV14)
2:15 PM: The Untold (R)
3:45 PM: D3: The Mighty Ducks (PG)
5:30 PM: The Escapist (TVMA)
7:15 PM: Changing Lanes (R)
9:00 PM: Red Hook (R)
10:30 PM: Dark House (R)
July 17, 2011
12:00 AM: Red Hook (R)
1:30 AM: Dark House (R)
3:00 AM: 6 Guns (R)
4:40 AM: Mandela (TV14)
6:40 AM: Here And There (TV14)
8:00 AM: Rough Cut (PG)
10:00 AM: Desperate Measures (R)
11:45 AM: Chasing 3000 (TVPG)
1:30 PM: The Janky Promoters (R)
3:00 PM: Here And There (TV14)
4:30 PM: Everybody's Fine (PG13)
6:15 PM: Desperate Measures (R)
8:00 PM: Triage (R)
10:00 PM: King of Paper Chasin' (R)
July 18, 2011
12:10 AM: Love Chronicles: Secrets Revealed (TVMA)
1:30 AM: Harvard Man (R)
3:10 AM: Albino Farm (R)
4:40 AM: Rough Cut (PG)
6:35 AM: Sherlock Holmes (2010) (PG13)
8:05 AM: Formosa Betrayed (R)
9:50 AM: Nine (PG13)
11:50 AM: Middle of Nowhere (R)
1:30 PM: Sherlock Holmes (2010) (PG13)
3:00 PM: The Blair Witch Project (R)
4:30 PM: Brothers at War (R)
6:25 PM: Command Performance (R)
8:00 PM: A Single Man (R)
10:00 PM: Nine (PG13)
July 19, 2011
12:00 AM: The Cry of the Owl (R)
1:40 AM: Bikini Girls From The Lost Planet (TVMA)
3:00 AM: White Coats (R)
4:40 AM: The Blair Witch Project (R)
7:35 AM: Tortilla Heaven (PG13)
9:15 AM: Dark Storm (PG13)
10:45 AM: Maneater (R)
12:15 PM: Changing Lanes (R)
1:55 PM: Make Believe (TVPG)
3:30 PM: Outrageous! (R)
5:10 PM: Dark Storm (PG13)
6:40 PM: Next Day Air (R)
8:05 PM: Spoken Word (TV14)
10:00 PM: Before I Self Destruct (R)
11:30 PM: Changing Lanes (R)
July 20, 2011
1:10 AM: Life is Hot in Cracktown (R)
2:55 AM: Girl From B.I.K.I.N.I. (TVMA)
4:20 AM: Life During Wartime (R)
7:40 AM: Call of the Wild (2009) (PG)
9:10 AM: Reunion (2009) (TV14)
10:50 AM: Crossroads (PG13)
12:30 PM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Pie Chi (TVPG)
12:40 PM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Gift For The Living (TVPG)
1:00 PM: Mandela (TV14)
3:00 PM: The Life Before Her Eyes (R)
4:40 PM: The Escapist (TVMA)
6:25 PM: Crossroads (PG13)
8:00 PM: Youth In Revolt (R)
9:30 PM: Remarkable Power! (R)
11:05 PM: The Janky Promoters (R)
July 21, 2011
12:35 AM: The Life Before Her Eyes (R)
2:05 AM: The War Boys (TVMA)
3:40 AM: Bewitched Housewives (TVMA)
5:00 AM: Reunion (2009) (TV14)
6:40 AM: Brothers at War (R)
8:30 AM: Serving Sara (PG13)
10:10 AM: Neverwas (PG13)
11:55 AM: AntiTrust (PG13)
1:45 PM: The Untold (R)
3:15 PM: Serving Sara (PG13)
5:00 PM: Love Chronicles: Secrets Revealed (TVMA)
6:25 PM: Handsome Harry (R)
8:00 PM: AntiTrust (PG13)
10:00 PM: Harvard Man (R)
11:40 PM: 6 Guns (R)
July 22, 2011
1:20 AM: Triage (R)
3:00 AM: Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (TVMA)
4:10 AM: White Coats (R)
8:00 AM: Nine (PG13)
10:00 AM: Medicine for Melancholy (TV14)
11:30 AM: The Cry of the Owl (R)
1:10 PM: Man Friday (PG)
3:05 PM: Tortilla Heaven (PG13)
4:45 PM: Nine (PG13)
6:45 PM: Medicine for Melancholy (TV14)
8:15 PM: Cocaine Cowboys 2: Hustlin' with the Godmother (TVMA)
10:00 PM: Changing Lanes (R)
11:40 PM: Chicago Overcoat (TVMA)
July 23, 2011
1:15 AM: Women in Trouble (R)
2:50 AM: Buried Alive (TVMA)
4:30 AM: Five Minutes of Heaven (TVMA)
7:50 AM: Invaders From Mars (1986) (PG)
9:30 AM: Tron (PG)
11:10 AM: Prophecy (PG)
1:00 PM: Night Of The Living Dead (1968) (TVMA)
2:40 PM: Sisters (R)
4:15 PM: I Sell the Dead (TV14)
5:40 PM: Fragile (PG13)
7:30 PM: The Blair Witch Project (R)
9:00 PM: Jeepers Creepers (R)
10:35 PM: Halloween II (2009) (R)
July 24, 2011
12:25 AM: Sugar Boxx (R)
1:55 AM: Trauma (R)
3:45 AM: Tell Tale (R)
5:20 AM: Night Of The Living Dead (1968) (TVMA)
7:00 AM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG)
8:45 AM: Mandela (TV14)
10:45 AM: AntiTrust (PG13)
12:35 PM: Handsome Harry (R)
2:15 PM: The Escapist (TVMA)
4:00 PM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG)
6:00 PM: AntiTrust (PG13)
8:00 PM: Youth In Revolt (R)
9:30 PM: Stan Helsing (R)
11:00 PM: Made in Romania (TVMA)
July 25, 2011
12:35 AM: White Coats (R)
2:15 AM: The Life Before Her Eyes (R)
3:45 AM: Remarkable Power! (R)
5:20 AM: Mandela (TV14)
7:20 AM: Tortilla Heaven (PG13)
9:00 AM: On Golden Pond (PG)
10:50 AM: Rough Cut (PG)
12:45 PM: Festival in Cannes (PG13)
2:30 PM: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (PG)
4:15 PM: Serving Sara (PG13)
6:00 PM: Spoken Word (TV14)
8:00 PM: Twelve (R)
9:35 PM: Before I Self Destruct (R)
11:00 PM: Life is Hot in Cracktown (R)
July 26, 2011
12:45 AM: Triage (R)
2:25 AM: Girl From B.I.K.I.N.I. (TVMA)
3:50 AM: The War Boys (TVMA)
5:25 AM: Maneater (R)
7:00 AM: Chasing 3000 (TVPG)
8:45 AM: Reunion (2009) (TV14)
10:30 AM: War Eagle, Arkansas (PG13)
12:10 PM: Sling Blade (R)
2:30 PM: Formosa Betrayed (R)
4:15 PM: Chasing 3000 (TVPG)
6:00 PM: School Ties (PG13)
8:00 PM: Furry Vengeance (PG)
9:35 PM: The Janky Promoters (R)
11:00 PM: Surveillance (R)
July 27, 2011
12:40 AM: 6 Guns (R)
2:20 AM: Jeepers Creepers (R)
4:00 AM: Halloween II (2009) (R)
7:30 AM: Sherlock Holmes (2010) (PG13)
9:00 AM: Middle of Nowhere (R)
10:40 AM: Checking Out (R)
12:15 PM: Fragile (PG13)
2:00 PM: A Single Man (R)
3:40 PM: The Untold (R)
5:05 PM: Sherlock Holmes (2010) (PG13)
6:35 PM: Love Chronicles: Secrets Revealed (TVMA)
8:00 PM: Middle of Nowhere (R)
9:40 PM: Next Day Air (R)
11:05 PM: King of Paper Chasin' (R)
July 28, 2011
1:15 AM: Stan Helsing (R)
2:50 AM: Women in Trouble (R)
4:30 AM: Checking Out (R)
6:05 AM: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (PG)
7:45 AM: Man Friday (PG)
9:40 AM: Festival in Cannes (PG13)
11:30 AM: Desperate Measures (R)
1:15 PM: Here And There (TV14)
2:40 PM: Outrageous! (R)
4:30 PM: Man Friday (PG)
6:25 PM: Command Performance (R)
8:00 PM: Desperate Measures (R)
10:00 PM: Changing Lanes (R)
11:40 PM: Five Minutes of Heaven (TVMA)
July 29, 2011
1:10 AM: The Mysteries of Pittsburgh (R)
2:50 AM: Chicago Overcoat (TVMA)
4:25 AM: Remarkable Power! (R)
7:30 AM: Make Believe (TVPG)
9:05 AM: Rough Cut (PG)
11:00 AM: Spoken Word (TV14)
1:00 PM: Serving Sara (PG13)
2:40 PM: Call of the Wild (2009) (PG)
4:10 PM: Formosa Betrayed (R)
5:55 PM: Everybody's Fine (PG13)
7:35 PM: Ernest Scared Stupid (PG)
9:10 PM: White Coats (R)
11:00 PM: Made in Romania (TVMA)
July 30, 2011
12:35 AM: Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (TVMA)
1:45 AM: Wild Tigers I Have Known (TVMA)
3:10 AM: Dark Storm (PG13)
4:40 AM: Formosa Betrayed (R)
6:30 AM: Chasing 3000 (TVPG)
8:15 AM: Checking Out (R)
10:00 AM: Black Filmmaker Showcase: Gift For The Living (TVPG)
10:20 AM: The Cry of the Owl (R)
12:00 PM: AntiTrust (PG13)
2:00 PM: Crossroads (PG13)
3:35 PM: School Ties (PG13)
5:25 PM: Furry Vengeance (PG)
7:00 PM: AntiTrust (PG13)
9:00 PM: The Signal (R)
10:45 PM: Stan Helsing (R)
July 31, 2011
12:20 AM: The Signal (R)
2:05 AM: Stan Helsing (R)
3:45 AM: Before I Self Destruct (R)
5:05 AM: Sherlock Holmes (2010) (PG13)
6:35 AM: On Golden Pond (PG)
8:25 AM: War Eagle, Arkansas (PG13)
10:05 AM: Reunion (2009) (TV14)
11:45 AM: Man Friday (PG)
1:40 PM: The Blair Witch Project (R)
3:05 PM: Five Minutes of Heaven (TVMA)
4:35 PM: Tortilla Heaven (PG13)
6:15 PM: Fragile (PG13)
8:00 PM: Jeepers Creepers (R)
9:30 PM: The Blair Witch Project (R)
11:00 PM: Far Cry (R)
August 1, 2011
12:35 AM: Next Day Air (R)
2:00 AM: 6 Guns (R)
3:40 AM: The Mysteries of Pittsburgh (R)
5:20 AM: War Eagle, Arkansas (PG13)

This Month's Historic Stuff

7/1/11 New Moon, werewolf threat low
7/1/82 WABC-AM radio switches from rock music to talk radio format
7/2/64 Civil Rights Act
7/2/81 Stars On 45 by a group of Dutch studio musicians hits #1 and is quickly followed by other medley singles
7/3/1886 First automobile test drive
7/3/71 Jim Morrison (27) of The Doors dies of heart attack in Paris, complicated by years of drugs & alcohol
7/3/81 The Doors give fans a Morrison graveside tribute in Paris, France 
7/4/1828 B&O Railroad laid first stone (later switched to wooden crossties under the rails)
7/5/46 Bikini introduced, named for atom bomb tests at Bikini Atoll
7/6/1911 Devil's Postpile Nat Monument in California
7/6/46 Sylvester Stallone born
7/7/1802 First comic book printed
7/7/1862 Congress passes Pacific Railway Act to build a railroad to California
7/9/71 Jim Morrison secretly buried in France to avoid the "circuslike atmosphere"
       of the Janis Joplin & Jimi Hendrix funerals
7/9/1893 First open-heart surgery
7/10/43 Arthur Ashe born
7/11/14 Babe Ruth's Major League Baseball debut
7/12/1817 Henry David Thoreau born
7/13/30 First World Cup soccer
7/14/11 Full Moon
7/14/1789 Bastille Day in France and all French territories
7/15/1853 Grand Trunk Railway formed
7/16/45 First successful atom bomb test
7/17/55 Disneyland opens
7/17/61 The Supremes release their 1st single: Buttered Popcorn/Who's Loving You.
7/17/82 The Valley Girl craze starts when Valley Girl by Moon Unit Zappa hits the top 100 Pop Chart
7/18/21 astronaut John Glenn born
7/19/46 Norma Jean (Marilyn Monroe) screen test
7/20/69 First manned Moon landing
7/21/1899 Ernest Hemingway born
7/22/40 Alex Trebek born, what is Host of Jeopardy
7/25/78 First "test-tube" baby born after fertilization outside the womb
7/26/1908 FBI founded
7/26/76 Ted Nugent's self titled album goes gold
7/27/53 Korean War ends with an armistice, a permanent treaty has never been signed.
        US flag may be flown at half-mast until sunset in recognition of Korean War vets
7/28/29 Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis born
7/28/76 Fly Like An Eagle album by The Steve Miller Band goes gold, and eventually platinum
7/29/58 NASA founded
7/30/11 New Moon completely dark, werewolf threat low

Joe Bob Briggs hosted movies on The Movie Channel and is available to do it right now...
Areola 51 (2008)

After being abducted and seduced by aliens, a woman recounts her sensuous extraterrestrial experiences to a government official in this cheeky, erotic adventure rated R. American Psycho 2 (2002)

This darkly funny sequel to the grisly satire based on Bret Easton Ellis's notorious novel stars Mila Kunis (That '70s Show) as a demented killer who is eliminating her competitors for a prestigious assistantship to a famed college professor. William Shatner (Star Trek), Robin Dunne and Geraint Wyn-Davies costar rated R. A Mighty Heart Angelina Jolie stars in this emotionally wrenching adaptation of the book by Mariane Pearl, whose journalist husband was kidnapped and slain on camera by islamlist militants in Pakistan. Dan Futterman costars with Irfan Khan and Will Patton in this searing chronicle of violence and redemption directed by Michael Winterbottom The Bikini Shop Two brothers inherit a California swim suit emporium and use their new business to different ends: one to build a fortune, the other to meet beautiful girls. Bruce Greenwood, Michael David Wright, Barbara Horan and Debra Blee star in this sex-comedy romp Bravo Two Zero (1999) Sean Bean (Lord of the Rings) stars in this exciting military drama as Andy McNab, a member of the British Special Forces--highly skilled soldiers who get cut off from their command in the Gulf War of 1991 during a mission to destroy Iraqi scud missiles and are forced to make their way into Syria, where their situation only becomes more desperate. Based on author McNab's best-selling, true-life chronicle of the most decorated British patrol since the Boer War. Rated R Creator Eccentric scientist Harry Wolper (Peter O'Toole) is attempting to clone his beloved dead wife. First, he needs an assistant, Boris (Vincent Spano), secured with the promise of a pretty coed's phone number. Then, he finds an egg donor, a beautiful woman named Meli (Mariel Hemingway), whose beauty and intelligence just might show Dr. Wolper an alternative route to love and happiness. Virginia Madsen costars in this charming romantic comedy rated R The Disorderly Orderly When he flunks out of medical school, a bumbling but well meaning klutz takes an orderly job at a sanitarium, where his chameleon-like tendency to mimic the symptoms of the patients wreaks havoc. Jerry Lewis stars in this classically loony 1960s comedy. Showing on TMC in November and Flix in December 2010 Funny Money Chevy Chase stars in this adaptation of the British play about a mild-mannered wax fruit company executive whose accidental briefcase mix-up results in him attempting to steal five million dollars from the Mob during the middle of an increasingly manic surprise party. Penelope Ann Miller and Armand Assante costar in this comical farce. Rated R for Violence, Adult Language & Content Goin' Native: The Indian Comedy Slam This history-making original concert showcases the funniest Native American comedians performing today, gathered together on one stage. Featured alongside host Charlie Hill are Larry Omaha, Howie Miller and four up-and-comers making their mark on the standup scene: Marc Yaffee, Jim Rule, Vaughn Eagle Bear and JR Redwater. Rating TVMA, 80 Mins, Adult Language & Content House of Usher (2007) The former lover of Rick Usher and best friend of his sister Maddy returns to their family home to attend the latter's funeral and discovers the sinister secrets of the Usher clan in this modern adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe's short story starring Izabella Miko, Austin Nichols and Beth Grant. Lars and the Real Girl (2007) His entire town goes along with the delusion when a shy, lonely young man buys a sex doll on the internet & begins treating her as his beloved girlfriend in this quirky, Oscar-nominated comedy starring Ryan Gosling, Emily Mortimer, Paul Schneider, Kelli Garner & Patricia Clarkson. Rated PG13 Ninja Cheerleaders Three college students conceal triple identities as cheerleaders, strippers and Ninja assassins while trying to rescue their kidnapped sensei from the Mob in this tongue-in-cheek action comedy starring Trishelle Cannatella, Ginny Weirick, Maitland McConnell, George Takei and Michael Pare. Rated R for Nudity, Violence, Adult Language & Content Rescue Dawn (2006) Christian Bale stars in the true story of Dieter Dengler, a U.S. fighter pilot who was shot down over Laos during the Vietnam War, then escaped from captivity in a brutal POW camp to reach safety after a harrowing trek through the jungle. Steve Zahn and Jeremy Davies costar in this gripping tale of survival, directed by the legendary Werner Herzog. Rated PG13 Scary Movie 2 Hilarious 2001 horror spoof of haunted house and possession movies starring Tim Curry as a creepy professor who invites four students to spend the weekend at his spooky mansion, with ghostly results. Anna Faris and Tori Spelling costar in this lampoon. Andy Richter, James Woods, Veronica Cartwright, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Chris Elliott, and Richard Moll as the Hell House Ghost. Rated R for Violence, Adult Language & Content Scream A box office smash that launched a movie franchise, this horror classic stars Neve Campbell as a grief-stricken teenager who suspects that a fresh rash of teen murders is somehow linked to the mysterious killing of her mother one year ago. Her theory is shared by an ambitious, ruthless tabloid reporter investigating the gory deaths with the aid of a bumbling deputy. Drew Barrymore, Skeet Ulrich, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Rose McGowan, Jamie Kennedy, Matthew Lillard and Liev Schreiber costar in this blockbuster from director Wes Craven. Rated R for Graphic Violence, Adult Language & Content Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (2000) This wacky satire of teen horror spoofs every convention of its vapid genre with broadly funny style, following the efforts of a high school principal (Coolio) and a TV reporter (Tiffani Amber Thiessen) to uncover the truth about a series of slayings on campus. Tom Arnold, Shirley Jones and Jimmie Walker costar in this delightfully absurd lampoon. Rated R for Violence, Adult Language & Content The Spirit A classic comics character inspired this gritty, hard-boiled thriller about a slain cop (Gabriel Macht) whose ghost returns to his hometown to defeat a corrupt, murderous villain called The Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson). Eva Mendes costars in this visually dazzling adaptation rated PG13 Strange Invaders A college professor searching for his missing wife and daughter finds an even bigger mystery in his spouse's hometown, a rural, all-American village overrun by alien invaders from outer space. Paul LeMat, Nancy Allen and Diana Scarwid star in this tribute to '50s-era sci-fi films rated PG. Who's Your Caddy? (2007) Denied membership in an exclusive Hamptons country club, the millionaire rapper C-Note (Antwan Andre Patton) pulls off a clever real estate deal that guarantees him admission but also touches off a war with the club's snobby elite. Jeffrey Jones (Stay Tuned), Andy Milonakis and Faizon Love costar in this hilarious comedy of golf, rap, and class tension rated PG13. Zombie Honeymoon (2004) When a beach-front encounter with a zombie during their honeymoon results in a groom with a taste for human flesh, a newlywed bride tries to make the best of a rapidly deteriorating situation in this romantic horror comedy starring Tracy Coogan and Graham Sibley. Rated R for Nudity, Graphic Violence, Adult Language & Content 1408 A short story by Stephen King becomes this horror hit about a travel writer (John Cusack) who spends his nights debunking haunted hotel rooms--until he encounters one legendary site that turns out to be the real, terrifying deal. Samuel L. Jackson & Mary McCormack costar in this chilling adaptation. Rated PG13 for Mild Violence, Adult Language & Content

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"Beware faux miracle workers, yogis, dervishes, televangelists, zealots and cult leaders. Penn & Teller have you in their cross-hairs with a new series that strives to spark controversy, headlines and water cooler fisticuffs!"
Why is the series title called "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" you ask? Penn says the Showtime lawyers told them that if they called a UFO Alien Abduction Therapist a fake or fraud, they could get sued, but if they just called it "Bullshit!" they couldn't sue because that's a personal opinion and everyone is entitled to their opinion in a free country. That's why. Unless you think that explanation by Penn is just BS; some of the episodes are currently showing on Showtime or Showtime #2

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The Movie Channel was launched in 1973 as The Star Channel, a regional pay service. It went national as The Movie Channel in 1979, and merged with Showtime in 1983, and spun off Flix channel in 1992 to feature classic older movies like Whatever Happened To Baby Jane. Movie hosts on TMC have included Joe Bob Briggs before he went over to the dark side (TNT's Monstervision)

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Jeepers Creepers where'd you get those eyes?

Battling Aces? I could've had a G-8. Remember that the next time 1930s robots attack New York