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Monstervision Movie Reviews and Host Segments, and 100% Wierd Listings for your viewing pleasure this month
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FAQ (frequently asked question): What's the difference between Monstervision on TNT and Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the Sci-Fi channel?
Monster jokes "There are 3 types of people in the world - those who are good at math and those who aren't."

Past movies have included Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan, all 3 Poltergeist movies (in a row, the same night), Back to the Future, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Stephen King's The Dead Zone and Christine, and even a couple of films they also made fun of on MST3K...
Following the Monster Vision movie or movies was a film that TNT considers "100% Wierd". Sometimes it has something to do with the evening's selection (2 Godzilla movies were followed by "All Monsters Attack") and sometimes not. Sometimes "100% Wierd" was just a short film, Bigfoot: Man or Beast ... which is about 50% wierd. Or the classic Japanese TV-series Ultra 7, or Gilligan's Island, which is just plain silly. Each summer, Professor Joe Bob Briggs would conduct his own Summer School

These movies continue to run on TNT, TBS, and even the SYFY Channel in their original form. Simply print out the host segments for the movie when it comes around and read Joe Bob's comments on each segment as you watch the movie. It's the next best thing to having Joe Bob on the couch next to you...

Books by Joe Bob Briggs are available from his Amazon.com direct link

In addition to being Joe Bob Briggs on MonsterVision, John Bloom also appeared on Comedy Central's Daily Show to comment on Godstuff.
John Bloom's Godstuff page at Comedy Central. John Bloom does most or all of his own writing

MonsterVision movies transcripts list so far




November 2014

11/1 All Saints Day
11/1/42 Marcia Wallace born (died 2013) receptionist on the Bob Newhart Show, Bart's teacher in The Simpsons
11/1/54 Last B-29 bomber retired by the USAF
11/1/66 Three Elvis Presley albums go Gold today, his 1956 debut album and its 2 sequels
11/1/80 CSX Corporation formed, merging several railroads
11/1/69 Hijacker Raffaele Minichiello arrested in Rome, Italy, after hijacking a plane from California
11/1/1880 Alfred Wegener born (died 1930) discoverer of "continental drift" that broke up world's continents
11/1/1815 Crawford Long born, first physician to use anesthetic (ether) during surgery on patients, on 3/30/1842
11/1/14 Daylight Savings ends tonight, turn your clocks sideways
11/2/43 The 15th Air Force flew its 1st mission of WW2
11/2/84 The Reagan Administration announced that Angola has agreed to reduce the number of Cuban troops there
11/2/80 Willie Sutton died (born 6/30/01) career robber who said he robbed banks because that's "where the money was"
11/3/54 Singer Adam Ant (Stuart Goddard) born
11/3/14 Tom Magliozzi died (77) one of "Click and Clack the Tappet Brothers" on the NPR show Car Talk, both had
        voice cameos in animated movie "Cars" as owners of Rust-eaze
11/2/67 British group Move sued for promotional postcard showing the Prime Miniter nude, cards confiscated
11/3/57 Great Balls Of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis released, hits #1, 2 and 3 on C&W, Pop, and R&B charts
11/3/59 C133 cargo plane made its 1st delivery of an Atlas intercontinental missile
11/3/61 Jimmie Rodgers (1897-1933) unanimously elected as 1st member of Country Music Hall of Fame
11/4/14 Election Day (USA)
11/4/31 Ike Turner, singer
11/4/60 USAF revealed use of a C-97 as an airborne command post
11/4/76 Presented with a BeeGees platinum record, NY Mayor Beame says he looks forward to playing it
11/4/80 Ronald Reagan elected President, reelected 4 years later on 11/6/84 with a record 525 electoral votes
11/4/81 Private Eyes by Hall & Oates goes platinum, as does 9 Tonight by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band
11/4/79 Iran seized the US Embassy and took 90 people including diplomats hostage
11/4/14 Donald Stookey died (99), inventor of heat-resistant glass known as CorningWare in kitchens
11/5    Guy Fawkes Day & Bonfire Night (UK) for day a plot to blow up Parliament was thwarted
11/5/1912 1st artillery adjustments made from a plane in USA
11/5/42 Art Garfunkel born, singer
11/5/47 Peter Noone born, singer
11/5/46 Gram Parsons born (died 1973)
11/5/84 Blacks rioted and threw gasoline bombs in South Africa after Bishop Tutu won the Nobel Peace Prize in October
11/6/14 Full Moon, lock Larry Talbut in his room
11/6/30 Capt. Eddie Rickenbacker awarded the Medal of Honor for WW1 action
11/6/65 New York hit by massive blackout
11/6/73 2 men are fined $300 each for stealing Gram Parsons' body to cremate in the desert
11/6/80 Voyager 1 sends back closeup photos of Saturn's rings
11/7/80 Steve McQueen died (born 3/24/30) actor, The Sand Pebbles, Bullitt, The Towering Inferno
11/7/1885 Canadian Pacific Railway completed, Canada's 1st transcontinental railroad
11/7/1907 US Signal Corps alloted $25,000 to procure an airplane
11/7/1916 Jeannette Rankin (R) of Montana became the first woman elected to Congress
11/7/1918 Evangelist Billy Graham born
11/7/40 Tacoma Narrows Bridge, known as Galloping Gertie, collapsed in a windstorm
11/7/43 born Joni Mitchell, singer/songwriter
11/7/54 First broadcast of CBS Face The Nation, first guest is Sen. Joe McCarthy
11/7/70 MGM Records drops 18 acts who "exploit & promote hard drugs" including Connie Francis and Judy Garland
11/7/74 Ted Nugent wins Nat. Squirrel-Shooting Archery Contest, at 150 yards
11/8/74 Eight National Guardsmen are acquitted of Federal charges in the shooting of students at Kent State in 1970
11/8/49 born Bonnie Raitt singer
11/8/50 1st jet plane vs. jet plane combat in history, over Korea
11/8/22 Christiaan Barnard born, first to successfully transplant a human heart 12/3/67
11/8/61 Leif Garrett born
11/8/66 Ronald Reagan elected Governor of CA
11/8/1884 Hermann Rorschach born (died 1922) Swiss psychiatrist who invented use of ten ink blots as a test
11/9/1918 Last US air unit assigned to Army in WW1
11/9/1801 Gail Borden born, first to map Texas before it was a state, inventor of milk and juice concentrates
11/9/61 Record shop manager Brian Epstein goes to Cavern Club to hear the Beatles
11/9/66 rumor spreads that Paul McCartney is killed in auto accident & replaced by a look-alike
11/9/89 Fall of the Berlin Wall begins with people crossing over, last section torn down in 1992. Germany official
        reunification was 10/3/90 and the Soviet Union itself collapsed 12/25/91 when Gorbachev resigned
11/10/58 Billboard Magazine says Beechnut gum's sales have doubled as sponsor of Dick Clark's American Bandstand
11/10/60 Gregg Allman gets a guitar for 13th birthday, forms group with his brother within the year
11/10/88 USAF announces exsistence of F-117A, the Stealth Fighter
11/10/1775 US Marine Corps established due to attacks on US ships by Muslims from Tripoli, Libya
11/10/64 Jimmy Dodd died (54) chief Mouseketeer on Disney's Mickey Mouse Club TV-series
11/10/14 Ernest Kinoy died (89), writer: X Minus One, Dimension X, Roots TV-miniseries
11/11    Veteran's Day, originally observing the end of WW1 on the 11th day of the 11th month, Remembrance Day (Canada)
11/11/56 1st flight of the world's supersonic bomber, the B-58 Hustler
11/11/85 Italy issues arrest warrants for 16 PLO terrorists who hijacked the cruise liner Achille Lauro on 10/7/85
11/12/42 Ninth Air Force established in Middle East
11/12/45 born Neil Young, singer
11/12/74 Britain's Labour Party announces that the tax on petrol (gasoline) will be tripled to discourage waste
11/12/14 First space probe from Earth landed on a comet, the European space agency's "Rosetta"
11/13/43 Heaviest raid on New Guinea in WW2, 119 B24s and B25s
11/13/65 James Brown's I Got You (aka I Feel Good) released, hits #1 on R&B and #3 on Pop charts
11/13/82 Vietnam Veterans Memorial dedicated
11/13/69 Two policemen in Chicago are killed by members of the Black Panther party
11/13/85 A snow-topped volcano dormant for 400 years erupted in Columbia, killing 25,000 people
11/14/66 1st jet aircraft to land in Antarctica, a C141 Starlifter
11/14/60 Elvis Presley's It's Now Or Never sells a British record of 780,000 copies its 1st week there 
11/14/69 Apollo 12 is launched to the Moon with Bean, Conrad and Gordon
11/14/14 Glen Larson died (77) writer/producer Battlestar Galactica, Buck Rogers, Knightrider, The A Team, Automan
11/14/1891 Sir Frederick Banting born (died in WW2 service) discoverer of insulin; diabetes had been a fatal disease
11/14/1797 Sir Charles Lyell born, geologist/paleontologist, named some of the prehistoric eras
11/15/1905 Annunzio Paulo Mantovani born (died 1980) Italian-British orchestra conductor, sold 100 million records
11/15/32 Petula Clark born, singer
11/15/47 1st test flight of a ram-jet helicopter, by McDonell Aviation
11/15/79 Prime Minister Thatcher announced that Sir Anthony Blunt had been a spy for the Soviets since WW2
11/16/14 US humanitarian aid worker Peter Kassig (26) beheaded by ISIS terrorist group
11/16/59 Capt. J.W. Kittinger parachuted from altitude of 76,400  feet
11/16/56 Elvis Presley's 1st movie debuts, Love Me Tender, grossing over $4 million in 2 months
11/16/1892 Dr. Thomas Neill Cream executed for 9 murders and numerous backstreet abortions, calling himself Jack the...
11/16/84 President of France admitted that Qaddafi of Libya had fooled him into thinking Libyan troops had been
         withdrawn from Chad when less than half actually had. The French Foreign Minister later resigned over the hoax
11/16/1896 Sir Oswald E. Mosley born (died 1980) founder and leader (1932-40) of the British Union of Fascists, 
           renamed the Union Movement party after WW2
11/17/38 born Gordon Lightfoot
11/17/1790 August Mobius born, mathematician/astronomer, inventor of Morbius Strip sometimes seen in Google Doodles
11/17/44 US fighter fly over Philippines for 1st time since evacuation of 1942
11/17/47 Actor Ronald Reagan elected president of the Screen Actors Guild
11/17/53 born Dino Martin, Jr.
11/17/1871 National Rifle Association (NRA) founded by a U.S. President
11/18/1883 US & Canada begin using Standard Time to standardize railroad time schedules
11/18/1810 Asa Gray born, botanist & religious layman, embraced Darwin's theory of natural selection but said that
           God had created natural selection, to the annoyance of Darwin; also professor at Harvard for 31 years
11/18/49 USAF C-74 aircraft carried a record 103 people
11/18/54 Mambo Italiano by Rosemary Clooney banned as offensive by ABC Radio
11/18/56 Fats Domino sings Blueberry Hill on Ed Sullivan Show
11/18/68 Glen Campbell gets his 1st gold record, for Wichita Lineman
11/18/80 The B-52s' self-titled record album goes gold
11/19/52 World speed record of 698.5 mph set, by a F-86D
11/19/84 192 Polish tourists defected to West Germany from a cruise ship in Hamburg
11/19/85 Reagan and Gorbachev met for the first time at a summit in Geneva and it turned into two 2-hour conversations
11/19/85 Hurricane Kate pounded Cuba and Florida, the most powerful storm to hit the US to date
11/20/79 Hundreds of Muslim extremists attacked Mecca and seized the Grand Mosque, beginning 2 weeks of bloody
         fighting after religious authorities sent in Saudi troops to remove the extremists
11/20/63 1st two F-4C jet fighters delivered to USAF
11/20/54 Singing cowboy Gene Autry 1st appearance on Grand Ole Opry
11/20/55 Bo Diddley does his own "Bo Diddley" live on Ed Sullivan Show instead of song he rehearsed for Ed
11/20/59 Alan Freed fired by WABC New York, refused to sign affidavit about payola
11/20/80 China begins trial of Gang Of Four including Mao's widow for plotting to overthrow the government
11/20/1886 Karl von Frisch born, first to discover that bees communicate with dance & can see ultraviolet light
11/20/1889 Edwin P. Hubble born, famous astronomer, first to discover individual stars in Andromeda
11/20    Day of the Revolucion (Mexico)
11/21/57 1st of several balistic missile bases to be erected at Frances E. Warren AFB in Wyoming
11/21/60 Ray Charles has 4 songs in top 100 inc. Georgia On My Mind and Ruby
11/21/69 President Nixon agrees to return Okinawa to Japan by 1972
11/21/80 The MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas becomes the 2nd worst fire in US history, killing 84, no fire alarm was
         heard and the sprinkler system did not function. Some of the 3500 guests were rescued by roof helicopter
11/22/14 New Moon completely dark, werewolf threat low, enjoy your Thanksgiving tofurky
11/22/88 Rollout of the B-2 "stealth" bomber
11/22/55 RCA signs singer Elvis Presley for $5000, which he uses to buy a Cadillac, & buys out his previous contracts
11/22/77 You Light Up My Life by Debbie Boone goes platinum, from a movie of the same name
11/22/74 Four Palestinians hijack a British plane to Tunis and demand the release of terrorists held in Cairo
11/22/63 John F. Kennedy drives thru Dallas for an election campaign
11/20/80 Mae West died (born 8/17/1893) actress known for racy lines like "Come up and see me sometime"
11/22/85 Two French agents in New Zealand were sentenced to 10 years for blowing up the ship Rainbow Warrior
11/23/47 1st flight of world's largest land plane, the XC-99
11/23/64 Rolling Stones banned by BBC after showing up late for live radio show "Top Gear"
11/23/76 Jerry Lee Lewis arrested outside Graceland, demanding to see Elvis, drunk and waving a pistol
11/23/84 Three North Korean soldiers were killed attempting to stop a Soviet tourist from successfully defecting
         in a gunfire exchange with South Korean soldiers, one of whom was also killed protecting the defector
11/23/79 Assassin of Lord Mountbatten convicted and sentenced to life in prison without parole
11/23/85 Terrorists with Abu Nidal hijacked a 737 to Malta and began killing hostages, 43 of the 98 aboard survived
11/24/1915 Milwaukee Road completes all-electric extension to Pacific Coast, but railroad eventually goes bankrupt
11/24/44 1st large bombing raid on Tokyo, by 88 B-29s. More death and destruction than Hiroshima later on
11/24/84 A total of 428 Polish tourists defected to West Germany to date this month from cruise ships
11/24/80 actor George Raft died (born 9/27/1895) known for playing gangsters, he was refused entrance to England
         due to his admitted friendship with real-life gangsters in 1967
11/24/26 Tsung-Dao Lee born in Shanghai, first Chinese-born (along with his partner) to win Nobel Prize in Physics
11/25/36 Nazi Germany & Japan sign the Anti-Comintern Pact to "safeguard their common interests"
11/25/56 T/Sgt R.J. Patton made 1st successful polar parachute jump
11/26/14 Thanksgiving Day (USA only) 4th Thursday in November
11/26/38 Tina Turner born, singer
11/26/56 Big Band leader Tommy Dorsey found dead from a simple home accident
11/26/57 RF-101 established a transcontinental round trip record of 6 hours,42+ minutes
11/26/75 Rev. Boykin of Tallahassee (FL) burns $2000 of rock & roll records, the Devil's music
11/26/82 Miles Davis marries Cicely Tyson, with Bill Cosby as Best Man
11/26/84 Diplomatic relations with Iraq restored, had been withdrawn by Iraq in 1967 due to US support of Israel
11/27/14 Thanksgiving Day (4th Thursday of November)
11/27/1897 Jenny Coupler patented to make coupling railroad cars safer
11/27/1912 US Army accepts 1st flying boat, Curtiss Aviation
11/27/42 Jimi Hendrix born (died 1970)
11/27/44 born Eddie Rabbitt singer
11/27/1874 Chaim Weizmann born (died 1952) research chemist from Russia, became the first President of Israel
11/27/56 James Garner appears in Man from 1997 in which a time traveler accidentally leaves behind an
         almanac from the future, a theme used in Back To The Future Part 2
11/27/74 "Kung Fu Fighting" becomes a gold record, though sequel "Dance The Kung Fu" bombs
11/27/85 Jonathan Pollard held without bail in Washington, DC, on charge of supplying military documents to Israel
11/28/1729 300 French soldiers & settlers killed by Natchez Indians over settlements in their sacred burial grounds
11/28/1837 John Wesley Hyatt born, inventor of the first synthetic plastic Celluloid, used for motion pictures & toys
11/28/29 Berry Gordy, Jr
11/28/42 1st US bombing raid on Japanese-occupied Thailand
11/28/44 Randy Newman born, he really does like short people
11/28/64 Leader Of The Pack by the Shangri-Las girl group becomes a #1 hit song
11/28/66 The Monkees get their 3rd gold record "I'm A Believer," their 2nd was Last Train To Clarkesville
11/29/51 USAF announces development of 1st all-jet heavy bomber, the B-52
11/29/84 Treaty between Chile and Argentina mediated by the Vatican announced, ending a century-old dispute
11/29/63 President's Commission on the Assassination of JFK created. The report in 1964 is critical of the FBI, to
      which J.Edgar Hoover says, "I don't think you can get absolute security without establishing a police state"
11/29/01 George Harrison died (58) of cancer, joined in hospital one last time by Paul and Ringo
11/29/1874 Antonio Moniz born (died 1955) inventor of the lobotomy in 1935 for incurable mental patients
11/29/1803 Christian Doppler born, physicist, discoverer of the Doppler Effect in sound and light waves
11/30/14 Advent
11/30/29 Dick Clark born, America's oldest teenager
11/30/56 TM-61 Matador became USAF's 1st completely tactical missile
11/30/79 President Carter's abrogation of defense treaty of Taiwan without consulting Congress upheld by Court of Appeals
11/30/1819 Cyrus Field born, for 13 years layed electrical cable under the ocean, finally uniting America and Europe
           in 1866, for which he got a gold medal from Congress. He lost his fortune building New York's El Train
11/30/1894 Donald Ogden Stewart born (died 1980) playwright/screenwriter The Philadelphia Story, Prisoner of Zenda,
        Aunt Polly's Story of Mankind. Blacklisted in the 1950s, he lived the rest of his life in England
11/30   Winston Churchill's birthday
12/1/59 Norfolk & Western Railway merges with Virginian Rwy
12/1/59 Essential systems were eliminated from the B-70 program, essentially ending it
12/1/45 born Bette Midler, singer/actress
12/1/35 born Lou Rawls singer
12/1/76 Bill Grundy uses the F word on the British "Today Show," The Sex Pistols are banned 
        from performing live shows in U.K.
12/1/82 Michael Jackson album "Thriller" released, with Vincent Price narration on title track
12/2/79 Iran approved new constitution establishing Shi'ite Islam as their official religion, violence followed
The Wizard Of Oz in 5 minutes

As reviewed by a guy stuck in space with two robots named Crow and Tom Servo
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Monstervision's Joe Bob Briggs started on The Movie Channel: TMC schedule
"While other people come upon roadkill and see a dead animal, I see a new hat" Beth Beverly, Taxidermist
Half of the DNA in humans and bananas is the same, does that mean we are all half bananas?

Ray Harryhausen's legendary stop-motion creatures defined blockbuster special effects for decades and inspired entire generations of filmmakers. He died May 7th, 2013 at the age of 92.
Other deaths in 2013 included Tom Laughlin, star of the Bill Jack movies, and Peter O'Toole, costar of Supergirl and "My Favorite Year."

Note: Joe Bob's video host segments for "Blood Feast" have been added to the Blood & Donuts page cause I can't remember where I put the transcript for Blood Feast
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff" Frank Zappa
Click here for the planet Alderran from the 1st Star Wars movie. The Shadow Knows
Peter Graves of Mission Impossible (TV-series) and the movie Airplane, has died. His son tried to help but to no avail. Walter Koenig's son Andrew, a childstar on "Growing Pains" as Boner, has been found dead of suicide. Members of the cast of Star Trek and Growing Pains have sent their sympathy to the family; he had been treated for depression and went off his meds. Walter Koenig asks that anyone wrestling with depression please get help or call someone

Josh Friedman (the Terminator TV series) is casting for a new Charlie's Angels TV-series on ABC and Moonlight's Alex O'Loughlin is close to an agreement to play the Jack Lord role in a new Hawaii 5-0. NBC has ordered several new pilots to fill the hole in primetime left by Jay Leno returning to the Tonight Show, including a new Rockford Files by the creator of TV's House, and a dramedy starring David Tennant (Who?) called "Rex Is Not Your Lawyer" (I hope that's just a working title). American Movie Classics is adapting "The Walking Dead" zombie comic book for a new TV-series on the cable channel known for Mad Men and Breaking Bad. Starz is already running episodes of Sam Raimi's "Spartacus: Blood & Sand," with Lucy Lawless (Xena) as a Roman vamp. Remember Terry O'Quinn from the Monstervision feature Stepfather 2? He's no longer Mr. Nice Guy on the TV-series "Lost." He told TV Guide in January 2010 that in the 6th & final season, his character's "on a mission and he's a dark presence, almost like the devil. The more the others know about him, the more fear he inspires."
Hey, are you kids watching Play-Mate Of The Apes?
There are former MonsterVision movies on the following entire-month channel's pages. Whenever possible, I have made the movie titles on these pages MonsterVision review/host segments links:
American Movie Classics ... Turner Classic Movies ... A&E ... History Channel ... Independent Film Channel ... Encore ... Starz ... Starz in Black ... Starz Edge ... Starz Comedy ... Encore's Mystery ... Drama and Action Channels and Wam ... HBO & Cinemax ... Showtime ... Showtime's Flix Channel ... The Movie Channel ... Showtime's Family Zone and Sundance ... Showtime #2 (Showtime Too), Showtime Showcase, Showtime Extreme, Showtime Beyond, Showtime Women ... Showtime Next. Showtime HD appears to be the same as Showtime ... Starz Cinema ... Starz HDTV ... Encore Westerns ... MoviePlex ... RetroPlex ... Starz Kids & Family and Encore's Love Channel ... SciFi Channel movies & TV-marathons ... USA Network movies. Bravo!
Fox Movie Channel no longer has monthly listings, just a non-text daily list on their flash website
See Dinner & A Movie page for upcoming TBS Dinner & A Movie (Fridays), Movie & A Makeover (Saturdays), TBS Movie Extra (Thursdays & Sundays)

Note: Star Trek The Next Generation is on the SYFY channel as well as WGN weeknights @ 10pm/1am EST. A and E has The Sopranos @ 2pm Mon-Fri, and Family Channel has 2 eps of Sabrina The Teenage Witch @ 2pm Mon-Fri

Zombieland full-length trailer #2

There are no zombies in Washington DC because they eat brains

I don't care what you've heard, most of Air America Radio's programs are still on the air

In August 2009, Nancy Pelosi said that people opposed to the government health care plan are un-American Nazis, then she sent her flying monkeys to find Dorothy in Oz.

Watch Dracula and his Vampire Brides in its entirety courtesy of YouTube, starring Christopher Lee for Hammer Films
Note: The SciFi Channel is changing its name to SYFY, don't ask me why why. Maybe it goes better with professional wrestling
ABC has the TV rights to "The Witches Of Eastwick" and has turned it into a TV-series similar to Desperate Housewives titled simply "Eastwick." Tom Cruise has agreed to do Mission Impossible 4 as producer, but possibly not star in it in 2011. Click here to please Zardoz.

He's Always Russian Around


Alright, some of you turkeys still don't know what "Bimbo" means. Maybe this video will help

What's Russian for Zsa Zsa?

Have you ever been talking on the phone and forgot somebody's name? Perhaps it would help to have your brain indexed. Google announced a new service on April 1st called Brainsearch which will allow Google to search your brain for you anytime you want to remember something. It is available only for cell-phone users at this time because it uses Beta waves:


John Wayne's opinion of gun control
Website Sizzler, including free ebook: How To Generate Quick Cash In An Emergency

Four U.S. helicopters crossed into Syria on 10-27-08 to blast a terrorist camp there. The leading helicopter was flown by a shirtless guy named Rambo, wearing boxing shorts

If the number seven is lucky than I guess it must really be lucky when the stock market drops 777 points in one day...it dropped 18% in one week, a higher percentage than it did on Black Monday 10-28-29, brother can you spare a dime?
A penny a day for a month, doubled, would be 1 cent times 30 days times two, or 60 cents! Here's a 31-day list of how much you would make if it doubled every day for 31 days

Want Monstervision episodes on DVD? Here's a fansite that appears to trade DVDs amongst its member for just the cost of postage: Latenightwingman.com

Make your own banners completely free of charge at IntantBannerCreator.com

Previous MonsterVision listings here (in 2010)


Review Me


Monstervision's 100% Weird



A full-color recreation of Joe Bob's Saturday Night homepage (1999/2000) is now viewable. The links all work now, I think.
BBC will stop playing April Fools Day pranks when penguins fly

Yes, that's Terry Jones of Monty Python as the host, 2008
How it was created

Of course, April is also the month of the annual Spaghetti Harvest

Did you forget to send an important email? Google now has a Gmail feature that allows you to send email as far back in time as April 1, 2004. Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality. Click here for details. Posted by Google on April 1. The 1st day of April.

Check out the new ad for Indiana Jones 4 (2008)

MST3K is Back!   - RiffTrax

More weird videos posted at the Ripley's Believe It Or Not pages

1980s eps of Knight Rider have moved to MyRTN: Retro Television Network, available in 40 states so far

Click Here if you don't know what "Click Here" means
Click here if you think your job sucks. What's up, Tiger Lily?

MonsterVision Bios of Joe Bob and Honey the Mail Girl. And of course, Professor Joe Bob also has his own Q&A page

Joe Bob Briggs interview (January 2006) page 1, page 2...Interview with Mike Nelson of MST3000
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The budget for Spider-Man 3 was around $350,000,000 making it one of the most expensive movies ever made. Not to be confused with the low-budget Lon Chaney, Jr. monster movie Spider Baby (1964, with the opening credits music narrated by Chaney himself)
Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill! (the lost scene)

Ed Wood (with Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi, as he was filming Plan 9 from Outer Space) is seen occasionally on AMC's sister station, Independent Film Channel

Joe Bob Briggs interview from November 2006 is now archived online

You've heard about it, check it out for yourself. The George Orwell spoof: Why 2008 won't be like 1984 put together by a fan of Obama

Clip posted at YouTube: Bob Denver intros Mysterious Island for TNT's MonsterVision

If this link doesn't work it's not my fault (no pathetic excuses)

Would you like to have Joe Bob speak at
your next meeting or corporate event?
Fill out this form, so that he can get back
to you with all the exciting details!

Aslan Take them The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe theatrical trailers swiped from
www.Narnia.com
have been moved to the new
Chronicles of Narnia movie page
Aslan is on the move. Sequels coming soon

Check out Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 & 3 or the Flying Dutchman may get you with its kracken

Golden Age of Radio online including The Shadow and Doc Savage


Happy Halloween from Dr. Loomis
Webmasters, feel free to link to this entire page - http://www.Monstervision.org
There will never be popups or popunders here, though I do enjoy a good apple popover now and then if its cooked right

Remember, it's just Five Million Years To Earth

If you see any problems with this website, you'll have to check with the Dungeonmaster. The webmaster is taking a nap
Now available from Amazon.com Joe Bob Briggs narrates "A Double Dose of Joe Bob Briggs: "The Double-D Avenger" and "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter" You can buy it at Joe Bob's new official site www.joebobbriggs.com and he'll even autograph it for you.

MonsterVision Rating System
G ..... General Audiences, all ages allowed
PG.... Profanity Guaranteed, all ages allowed
R ..... Restricted, no one under 17 allowed unless they like looking at nekkid chicks or bloody violence and can talk the babysitter into pretending to be their parent to get them in. Unless of course she's a psycho Sitter
NC17... No children under 17, cause this movie has X-rated sex or violence that Hollywood doesn't want to call X-rated anymore. The British & Germans have a number-based ratings system, and the French use one based on bleu cheese

Joe Bob Briggs bio from 1999 (he blooms anywhere)
There are books by Joe Bob Briggs available on the bio page, but none about Monstervision

Joe Bob's unlisted phone numberClick here for Joe Bob's secret home phone number

This vast website devoted to Monstervision built and maintained by half-vast fans

Best movies ever made by Japanese guys in monster suits...with links to Monstervision's host segments for "Godzilla" and "Godzilla vs Mothra" (Joe Bob just loved the tiny women who sing to Mothra)

A word from God

Big Trouble In Little China fans, for a free computer game based on your favorite movie, go to the Big Trouble In Little China computer game on the Wingkong.net fan website for free download. And don't worry if you don't get the rules right away, you weren't brought into this world to get it, Mr. Burton.
And here's Kurt Russell's opinion of Osama Bin Ladin.
Email: scifans@gmail

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Longer version of that music the Phantom plays on a pipe organ

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Episodes of Wierd Science can be seen on Starz channel "Wam" What do you little maniacs want to do first?

The Visitors are coming to the Sci-Fi Channel in a remake of "V" with Robert Englund of Nightmare On Elm Street as a "friendly" alien

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What was the question again?

42% of all statistics are fake

10 Reasons Not To Kill George Bush


Your uncle was a monkey, swinging through the trees
Or don't you believe in Human origins?

Willard! There are rats in the basement!

"The majority is always wrong" - Steve McQueen
Terrorists are not cowards, they're the enemy...Annihilate them
Joe Bob Briggs

They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and ookie, they're altogether spooky, the Addams Family.

It's A Joke, Son (256k video mp4)

Important Note: This is not a chain letter. It was not started decades ago in the Netherlands, nor was it perpetrated centuries ago by some deranged monk on Easter Island (which is highly unlikely in the first place, since EMACS only works on smart display terminals, and they weren't available on Easter Island back then, due largely to the U.S. state department's vigorous ban on exportation of advanced technology to deranged monks on equatorial islands).

There is no luck associated with this letter. Hence, it is pointless to send five copies of this letter to people you like. In fact, it is vigorously discouraged, since, by sending this letter through the postal service, you are needlessly burdening an already overworked system. You also increase the chance of the postal service losing mail. Murphy's Law will take effect here, resulting in your letter being delivered the next day, and a Red Cross package to a needy individual in Zimbabwe to be accidentally re-routed to Hackensack, New Jersey, thus becoming lost forever. You do not stand a chance, however, of displacing any junk mail.

If you break the chain, and fail to send five copies of this letter to other unfortunate individuals, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you. If, on the other hand, you do propagate five copies of this letter, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you, either.

"The Freaks" start doing the gooble gobble chant at a wedding reception (1932). By the way, this movie was banned in Britain for 30 years, and even the ending was edited out before it was released in America, and the ending on the storyboard wasn't approved for filming (it involved an ax and a bag of feathers)

People who think logically are a nice contrast to the rest of the world
Nine of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Do the others enjoy them?

"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, Sweetheart," said the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."
"Good, what are we having for breakfast?" asked the new husband.
"Toast and juice," she replied.

The drive-in will never die!!!

"MonsterVision" was cancelled by the ungrateful weasels at TNT
Later gator,
Joe Bob

"Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose." Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

More Blonde Jokes:
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? ...It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ..."Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? ...Because it said "concentrate."
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.
Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket.
What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This Goes In Front."
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
"When I went to Wal-Mart for the first time...I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it was everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap." Paris Hilton

Many more blonde jokes

The latest blond joke is in the Miss Teenage America contest from someplace on the maps known as Carolina (not near Asian countries or the Iraq) and all of you U.S. Americans can see it here

What's the difference between Congress and a clown college? Some people still respect clowns

Heroes of 9/11 and 3000 Names

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In February 2008 two thieves with knives invaded the north Texas home of 80 year old James Pickett but he got so mad when one of them said something bad about John Wayne he put them both in the hospital with cracked heads. Them's fightin' words!

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Happy New Year from my cat
Fun fact: As of 1995, Yahoo.com had a indexed over 15,000 websites!

Some graphics on this page are from the Angelfire Graphics Library...That's the fact, Jack

Need a program to process windows media audio? Freeware available at this fansite (WMA, WMV and ASF)

Remember, a bird in the bush is worth half a bird in your hand, a word is worth one-thousandth of a picture, and the early worm gets eaten by a bird. That's my 2˝˘ worth

Can't find any hosted bad movies to watch? How about hosted bad movie trailers...check out the website Trailersfromhell.com, they appear to have a different hosted bad movie trailer 3 days a week. After you hear the hosted version, click un-narrated version to hear the trailer's original audio, in all it's glory!

Playboy Magazine has a new edition for married people, the centerfold is the same every month
What has four legs and an arm? A pit bull.
What has four legs and an ear? Mike Tyson's pit bull.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker? "Hop in." The Drive-In will never die!

The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun
Ralph Nader (1980)
Sometimes it's hard to get a Taxi


Save the Sea Kittens
Is government a necessary evil or just plain evil?
"The nincompoops in my audience greatly outnumber the compoops"
Brother Theodore Gottlieb (1996) David Letterman Show
The chief characteristic of institutions is that if they have a purpose when they are started, it is forgotten as they mature"
Robert M. Hutchins
If everyone is thinking alike, then nobody is thinking
Fun with audio:
If you say "Thank you Satan" into your computer and play it backwards, it sounds like "Yes We Can"
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