On TV, Cable & Satellite (EST, subtract 3 hours for Pacific for some feeds) 1/26/15 Monday 6pm The Bourne Legacy (2012) FX 7pm Winter's Tale (2014) HBO 8pm Gotham & Sleepy Hollow (new eps) Fox 9pm Night Will Fall (2014, Hitchcock's repressed documentary on the Holocaust) HBO 9pm Sons Of Liberty (new ep) History Channel 9pm Behind Enemy Lines (2001) Cinemax 9pm Captain Phillips (2013) Starz 9:40 Hotel Rwanda (2004) Showtime 2 10pm 13th Warrior (Antonio Banderas) The Movie Channel 10pm Black Hawk Down (2001) WGN America 11pm Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) and 3 IFC 3:45 The Exterminating Angel (1962) Turner Classic Movies 1/27/15 Tuesday 5:30am TCM interviews John Leguizamo of Spawn Turner Classic Movies 10:45 Eyes In The Night (1942) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 Die Hard 2 (1990, Bruce Willis at the airport) American Movie Classics 5:15 Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) IFC 6pm Man Of Steel (2013) Cinemax 6:30 Veronica Mars HBO 6:30 Condemned Women (1938, in a women's prison) Turner Classic Movies 7pm The 9th Gate (1999) Sundance 7:25 The Lone Ranger (2013, with Tonto from Pirates of the Caribbean) Starz 7:30 Prometheus (2012) FX 8pm The Flash (new ep) CW 8pm Quigley Down Under (1990, Tom Selleck) Encore 8pm & 10:30 The Bourne Supremacy (2004) American Movie Classics 8pm The Matrix (1999) followed by the 2 sequels (2003) IFC 8pm Fried Green Tomatoes (1990, Kathy Bates) POP 8pm The Candidate (1972) followed by All The Presidents Men (1976) Turner Classic Movies 8:30 Scary Movie 2 (Shawn & Marlon Wayans, James Woods) Cinemax 9pm Marvel's Agent Carter (new ep, Howard Stark returns, cameo by Stan Lee) ABC 9pm Sons Of Liberty (new ep) History Channel 10pm The Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) Cinemax 10pm Gates Of Hell History 2 10pm Die Hard (first of the movie series) Encore 10pm Donnie Brasco (Al Pacino) Sundance 12am 3 Days of the Condor (1975) Turner Classic Movies 1am X-Men (2000) American Movie Classics 1/28/15 Wednesday 6am The Bowery At Midnight (1942, a college professor has a secret life) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 The Corpse Vanishes (1942, Bela Lugosi) Turner Classic Movies 7:45 The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) IFC 8:30 The Body Snatcher (1945, Boris Karloff) Turner Classic Movies 9am The Three Stooges Hour American Movie Classics 9:45 The Last Exorcism (2010) IFC 10am The Ghost Ship (1943) Turner Classic Movies 11:15 Carnival of Sinners (1943, a man is granted wishes, for a price) Turner Classic Movies 11:45 Daybreakers (2009, a vampire works at a blood bank as a researcher) IFC Noon Die Hard 2 (1990) American Movie Classics 12:45 Dead Of Night (1945) Turner Classic Movies 2pm The Matrix (1999) followed by the 2 sequels IFC 2:30 Fall of the House of Usher (1949) by Edgar Allen Poe Turner Classic Movies 2:30 X-Men (2000) American Movie Classics 3:45 Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde (1941) Turner Classic Movies 5pm & 2am Godzilla (1998, Matthew Broderick vs CGI giant lizard) American Movie Classics 6pm The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945) Turner Classic Movies 6:55 The Monuments Men (2014) Starz 7pm Riddick (2013, Vin Diesel) Cinemax 7pm The Avengers (2012) FX 7pm Independence Day (1996, aliens invade and blow up the Whitehouse) USA Network 8pm The Sand Pebbles (1966, a US warship is ordered not to take sides in China) Turner Classic Movies 8pm Gladiator (2000, Russell Crowe) American Movie Classics 8pm Saving Mr Banks (2013, Tom Hanks as Walt Disney) Encore 8pm 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003, in Miami) Spike 8:30 Scary Movie 5 (2013, trying to evict a ghost) Showtime 2 9pm NOVA (new ep, Sinkholes swallow buildings) PBS 9pm You Again (2009) ABC Family 9pm Monsters & Mysteries looks at the Men in Black Dest. America 9pm Ender's Game (2013, aliens threaten mankind) HBO 10pm Secrets of the Dead (who's buried in Ben Franklin's cellar?) PBS 10pm Lone Survivor (2013) Cinemax 10pm Master & Commander (2003) Starz 10:10 The DaVinci Code (Tom Hanks and his scary hair) Encore 11pm Starship Troopers (1997) IFC 11:30 Stealth (a fighter jet is turned into a drone and picks the wrong targets) American Movie Classics 3am Seance on a Wet Afternoon (1964) Turner Classic Movies 5am The League of Gentlemen (1960, British) Turner Classic Movies 1/29/15 Thursday 7am The Florentine Dagger (1935) Turner Classic Movies 11am Godzilla (1998) American Movie Classics 11am London By Night (1937) Turner Classic Movies 12:15 Haunted Honeymoon (1940) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 The Man With Two Brains (Steve Martin as a mad scientist) IFC 1:45 Shadows on the Stairs (1941, murders in a boarding house) Turner Classic Movies 2pm Stealth (2005) American Movie Classics 4:30 Gladiator (2000) American Movie Classics 4:45 The Runaway Bus (1954, British) Turner Classic Movies 5:45 Fletch Lives (Chevy Chase as a detective in a New Orleans haunted house) IFC 6:30 16 Blocks (Bruce Willis) HBO 7pm The Avengers (2012) FX 7:45 Terminator (he won't stop until you are dead) Sundance 8pm The Vampire Diaries & Reign (new eps) CW 8pm Twilight (2008, teenage girl falls in love with a vampire) ABC Family 8pm Under Seige (1992, a ship's cook vs. terrorists) American Movie Classics 8pm I Want To Live! (1958, Susan Hayward faces the gas chamber) Turner Classic Movies 8pm Daylight (1996, Stallone) Encore 8pm Godzilla (2014) Cinemax 8pm Training Day (2001, Ethan Hawke) Spike 8:15 300: Rise of an Empire (2014, the Persian invaders are back) HBO 9pm Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) Starz 9pm Booty Call (1997, Jamie Foxx) Oxygen 10pm How To Get Away With Murder (new ep) ABC 10:05 Devil's Due Cinemax 10:30 Hard To Kill American Movie Classics 10:30 Man On Fire Spike 10:45 Dazed & Confused (1993, potheads in 1976) IFC 1/30/15 Friday 6:35 Kill Bill 2 (Uma Thurman still sees red, preferably someone else's) Showtime 2 6:45 Fast & Furious Cinemax 7:25 Gravity (Sandra Bullock) HBO-2 7:30 The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) ABC Family 8pm Ghostbusters 2 (yes, we're back) Bravo 8pm Undercover Boss (new ep) CBS 8pm Saving Mr Banks (Tom Hanks as Walt Disney) Encore 8 & 10:30 Smokey & the Bandit (Burt Reynolds hauling illegal beer) CMT 8 & 10:30 The Lorax (2012 animated, voice of Danny DeVito) FX 9pm Grimm (new ep, investigate a murder in a haunted house) NBC 9pm 12 Monkeys (new ep) SYFY channel 9pm Divergent (2014) HBO-2 9pm Mysteries At The Castle (new ep) Travel channel 9:15 Chaos (2005, a bank heist turns deadly, where's Control when you need them?) IFC 9:30 Masters Of Illusion (new ep) CW 10pm The Soup (new ep) E! 10pm Ghostbusters (Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver, the Staypuffed Man) Bravo 10pm Sons Of Liberty (conclusion, the war begins) History Channel 10:10 Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood) Encore 11:45 Burn After Reading (2008, two slackers find a CIA computer disc) IFC 2:45am Sol Madrid (1968, Telly Savalas, David McCallum, Stella Stevens) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 The Money Trap (1966, a cop with money problems turns bad) Turner Classic Movies 1/31/15 Saturday 6:15 Madame Curie (1943, glowing tribute to the female scientist) Turner Classic Movies 2:15 The Lavender Hill Mob (1951, Alec Guinness plots a goofy gold robbery) Turner Classic Movies 3:45 The Lion In Winter (1968, Peter O'Toole, Anthony Hopkins) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 Smokey & the Bandit (1980) CMT 6:30 Blade: Trinity (Wesley Snipes) SYFY channel 6:55 Lord Of War (Nicolas Cage) The Movie Channel 7pm Fried Green Tomatoes (1990, Kathy Bates) POP 7pm Wild Wild West (Will Smith in a movie that's not Men In Black) WGN America 7:05 Non-Stop (2014) HBO 7:30 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010, third in the series) ABC Family 7:30 Cowboys & Aliens (2011, Daniel Craig) TNT 8pm Enchanted (2007, a Disney princess is banished to modern New York) E! 8pm Rocky (1976) followed by Rocky 2 Encore 8pm Kill Bill 1 & 2 (2003,2004) Showtime 8 & 10:30 Total Recall (2012 remake) FXX 8pm Monsters & Mysteries (new ep looks at the real Men in Black) Dest. America 8:30 The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) HBO-2 9pm Mythbusters (new ep) Discovery channel 9pm Black Sails (new ep) Starz 9pm Mel Brooks Live (repeated at 10pm) HBO 9pm Spawn (1997, John Leguizamo as a clown from hell) SYFY channel 9pm Scent Of A Woman (1992, Al Pacino) Sundance 9pm 10000 BC (2008) WGN America 10pm Hairspray (John Travolta) E! 11pm Nat. Lampoon's Vacation (Chevy Chase, first of the series) IFC 12:45 Svengali (1931, don't look in his eyes) Turner Classic Movies 2:15 Twice Upon A Time (1983 animated, voice of Lorenzo Music) Turner Classic Movies 3:45 The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T (1953, Hans Conried out to take over the world) Turner Classic Movies This month, January 2015 January 1, New Year's Day. Kwanzaa is over 1/1/42 born Country Joe McDonald, singer & Vietnam War protester 1/1/44 US Strategic Air Forces in Europe activated 1/1/62 The Beatles audition for Decca Records in London but Decca decides to sign another group instead, the Tremeloes 1/1/80 Keith Richards awarded MBE by Queen of England. A singer since 1957 with 22 hits in England, his biggest in America were Devil Woman (1976) and We Don't Talk Anymore (1979) 1/1/1986 Milwaukee Road merged into the Soo Line railroad 1/1/1983 Sultanate of Brunei independence 1/1/2015 Mario Cuomo died (82) former governor of New York 1/2/2014 film producer Bernard Glasser died (89) Return of the Fly, Day of the Triffids 1/3/1971 8000-year-old cave paintings discovered in Egypt 1/3/2014 Phil Everly died (74) singer with the Everly Brothers 1/3/66 Experimental B-70 bomber hit 2000 mph for 3 minutes 1/3/64 The Jack Paar Show plays a video clip of The Beatles, predating their 1st live US appearance by a month 1/3/45 born Stephen Stills singer 1/4/15 Full Moon, werewolf threat high - lock Larry Talbut in his room 1/4/41 Maureen Reagan born on Jane Wyman's 27th birthday 1/4/42 born John McLaughlin, singer 1/4/57 Military Air Transport Service brings 10,000 refugees to US 1/4/54 Truck driver Elvis Presley meets Sam Phillips & records a 2-sided demo record in Memphis 1/4/65 President Johnson tells a joint session of Congress of his Great Society plans to ends all poverty 1/4/65 author and critic T.S. Eliot died (76) 1/5/23 born Sam Phillips, record producer who met truck driver Elvis Presley in 1954 1/5/75 The Wiz, a soul-music version of The Wizard Of Oz, opens on Broadway 1/5/79 Briefcase Full of Blues by the Blues Brothers (Dan Aykroyd & John Belushi) inc. the song Soul Man goes platinum, reviving sales of the original version by Sam & Dave 1/6/1893 Great Northern Railway drives its last spike at Scenic, WASH 1/6/2014 Miss Venezuela 2004/actress Monica Spear (29) shot to death with her husband on a highway in Venezuela 1/6/57 Elvis Presley sings seven songs in 20 minutes on the Ed Sullivan Show 1/7/29 "Question Mark", a Fokker C-2, flies a refueled record 150 hours 45 minutes without landing 1/7/48 born Kenny Loggins, singer "Sittin' In" 1/7/82 The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra gets a platinum record in America for "Hooked On Classics," a blend of 18th, 19th and early 20th century music to a disco beat 1/8/33 Ronald Reagan gets 1st job as radio announcer, Davenport, Iowa 1/8/35 born Elvis Presley (died 8/16/77) gold records for rock, gospel and Christmas music 1/8/41 "Little Anthony" Gourdine born, 1950s singer 1/8/57 Elvis Presley passes the Army pre-induction exam 1/8/64 Air Force Cross awarded posthumously to Maj. Rudolf Anderson Jr., shot down during 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis 1/8/47 David Bowie born, dropped real last name Jones to avoid confusion with actor Davy Jones of The Monkees 1/9/15 born Les Paul, record holder for shortest song ever released, 2 notes long, as "Magic Melody, Part 2" 1/9/44 born Jimmy Page, singer and a founding member of Led Zeppelin 1/9/1960 Egypt begins Aswan High Dam on the Nile, floods 22 archeological sites by 1970, some of which were relocated 1/9/1979 Hillary Clinton (67) begins political career as First Lady of Arkansas with husband Gov. Bill Clinton 1/10/1863 London Underground opens, of no strategic importance to the Great Intelligence 1/10/43 born Jim Croce singer (died 9/20/73, just 1 year after his 1st hit) Time In A Bottle went gold in 1973 1/10/45 born Rod Stewart singer 1/10/46 Army sets world helicopter high altitude record, 21,000 feet 1/10/81 Pirates Of Penzance, the only operetta written specifically for America by Gilbert & Sullivan, reopens on Broadway starring pop singers Linda Ronstadt & Rex Smith, who later reprise their roles for a movie version 1/11/2014 Jophery Brown died (68) stuntman in Die Hard, Predator, Oblivion 1/11/2014 Jerome Willis died (85) actor in Doctor Who (1973) and Space Precinct TV-series as Capt. Podley 1/12/62 USAF begins spraying defoliants inc. Agent Orange over Vietnam in Operation Ranch Hand 1/12/63 Bob Dylan records a play for BBC Radio as a hobo, including a song never released on a record 1/13/65 President Johnson submits legislation to Congress to fix immigration policy 1/13/42 Army Air Force test flies its 1st helicopter, the XR-4 1/13/79 Donny Hathaway (34) fell or jumped from 15th floor hotel room, sang themesong for TV-series "Maude" He had been attempting a comeback by singing duets with Roberta Flack but suffered from psychological problems 1/14/66 David Bowie releases his 1st single since dropping his last name Jones 1/15/2014 John Dobson died (98) American astronomer 1/15/1919 In Boston, 21 people drowned in a 30 foot high wave of molasses when its tank burst 1/16/2014 Harvey Bernhard died (89) producer The Goonies, The Omen, The Lost Boys 1/16/2014 Russell Johnson died (89) actor Gilligan's Island as The Professor 1/16/2014 Dave Madden died (82) actor The Partridge Family, Laugh-In, and radio series Adventure in Odyssey 1/16/2014 Hal Sutherland died (84) animator Star Trek The Animated Series (1974), cofounder of Filmation 1/16/1756 French and Indian War turns into the Seven Years War between Britain & France 1/16/1868 William Davis patents the refrigerator car to ship perishables by railroad 1/16/57 The Cavern Club opens in a former wine cellar in Liverpool, England 1/16/72 David Sevile (Ross Bagdasarian) died, creator & voice of The Chipmunks and Witch Doctor novelty records 1/17/1871 The cable car patented, and still going in San Francisco 1/17/1957 BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) formed in San Francisco 1/17/74 Singer Dino Martin, son of Dean Martin, arrested for selling an AK47 machine gun to an undercover cop 1/17/82 Song writer Tommy Tucker (48) is overcome by fumes & found dead, refinishing floors in his home 1/17/91 Gulf War starts with F-117A stealth fighters and B-52 bombers at night 1/18/41 born Bobby Goldsboro, one of opening acts for Rolling Stones in 1964 1/18/57 Three B-52s make world's 1st nonstop jet flight around the world 1/18/82 L.A. Mayor Bradley declares Bob & Doug McKenzie Day in honor of the comic SCTV characters 1/19/15 Martin Luther King Jr. birthday (observed the 3rd Monday of January) 1/19/1910 First bomb run by an airplane, using 3 two-pound sand bags 1/19/39 born Phil Everly, singer with his brother Don, "Wake Up Little Suzie," smashed his guitar onstage when Don quit 1/19/43 born Janis Joplin singer (died 10/4/70) Ball & Chain 1/19/49 born Robert Palmer, singer with Genesis before he and Phil Collins went solo 1/19/46 born Dolly Parton, singer/actress "9 to 5" 1/20/15 New Moon, werewolf threat level green 1/20/1889 born Leadbelly (Huddie Ledbetter, died 12/6/49) singer "Goodnight Irene" 1/20/65 Alan Freed (42), the top ten DJ destroyed by the payola scandal hearings, dies of uremia 1/21/41 born Richie Havens, singer 1/21/59 Civil War folksong "Tom Dooley" becomes a gold record for the Kingston Trio, their 1st 1/21/66 George Harrison marries model Patti Boyd, for whom Eric Clapton later wrote "Layla" 1/21/82 Blues guitarist B.B. King donates his 7,000 rare records collection dating back 40 years to the University of Mississippi 1/22/35 born Sam Cooke (died 12/11/64) singer equally popular on R&B and Pop charts "You Send Me" 1/22/59 USAF determines that less than 1% of UFO sightings are of unknown origin in report later known as Operation Bluebook 1/22/66 These Boots Are Made For Walkin' by Nancy Sinatra hits the Top 100 pop chart, and eventually #1 1/23/73 Philadelphia radio station WMMR plays 12 minute of bells tolling to observe the Vietnam War cease-fire 1/23/58 A junta overthrew Venezuelan president Marcos Perez Jimenez 1/24/41 Neil Diamond born singer 1/24/65 Winston Churchill died (90) served 6 monarchs from Queen Victoria to her great-great-granddaughter Elizabeth II 1/24/78 "Short People" by Randy Newman goes gold, his musical spoof of prejudice 1/24/2014 Lisa Daniely (83) actress The Invisible Man (1958 TV-series), Doctor Who 1/25/1955 British Railways announce plan to abandon steam engines 1/25/71 Charles Manson and 3 female followers convicted of murdering Sharon Tate and 6 others in 1969 1/25/76 An all-star Houston rock concert to benefit hurricane victims produces no net proceeds after expenses 1/25/90 The SR-71 "spy planes" retired by Strategic Air Command, replaced by satellites in orbit 1/26/40 Ronald Reagan marries Jane Wyman 1/26/57 Last P-51 fighter plane retired from service, donated to Air Force Museum 1/26/57 Eddie Van Halen born, called "the 1st guitar hero of the Eighties" by David Lee Roth 1/26/81 Autoamerican album by Blondie goes platinum, inc. singles The Tide Is High and Rapture, introducing reggae & vamp rap to the Top 100 1/27/67 Apollo 1 catches fire inside capsule on launchpad, killing all 3 astronauts 1/27/65 Premier Hassan Ali Mansour of Iran assassinated 1/27/58 Singer Little Richard enrolls in college after finding God when his plane caught fire over the Philippines 1/27/2014 Ann Carter (77) child actess Curse Of The Cat People (1944) 1/28/1945 The 8th Air Force launches 1000 plane raid on Nazi Germany 1/29/58 Instrumental "Tequila" by Jim Seals & Dash Crofts, as The Champs, released 1/29/79 A San Diego teenager shoots up her high school, killing 2, saying only "I don't like Mondays." It is immortalized in song by the Boomtown Rats 1/29/2014 Col. Meow died (2) Guinness World Record holder for cat with the longest fur, a Himalayan/Persian 1/30/2014 Arthur Rankin Jr. died 89 director/writer/producer, Rankin-Bass Productions holiday childrens TV specials, animated movie The Hobbit (1977), The Mad Monster Party, The Wind in the Willows (1987) 1/30/69 The Beatles last appearance, on the rooftop of Apple Studios playing for the movie Let It Be, is cut short by police due to complaints of the noise by neighbors 1/30/73 KISS plays its 1st live concert, though Paul Stanley says that 1st makeup looked more like New York Dolls 1/30/82 I Can't Go For That by Hall and Oates hits #1 on the Disco, Pop and R&B charts, only the 4th record by white singers to hit #1 on the R&B chart since 1965 1/31/35 Union Pacific's M-10000 enters service as City of Salina, a 3-car V-12 diesel powered train 1/31/51 Phil Collins born, his Genesis began in 1972 1/31/58 1st US satellite launched, Explorer 1 on an Army Jupiter C rocket 1/31/81 "Sukiyaki" the only Japanese song to hit #1 in America (1963) hits #1 again, this time by female duo A Taste Of Honey 1/31/56 born John Lydon, singer (known as Johnny Rotten when he was with The Sex Pistols) 1/31/65 New York Welfare Dept. workers vote to end a 28-day strike February 1 National Freedom Day 2/1/59 Ballistic Missile Early Warning System becomes operational 2/1/39 born Don Everly, singer with brother as The Everly Brothers until he announced onstage that he was quitting 2/1/52 born Rick James, singer 2/1/53 Holland's famous earthen dikes breached by storm surge, 1800 people drowned, newer dikes never breached again, and hundreds more drowned in southern England along the Thames 2/1/2014 actor Maximilian Schell died (83) MST3000 ep Hamlet (1962), Diary of Anne Frank (1980) Disney's The Black Hole (1979) 2/2 It's Groundhog Day, just ask Bill Murray 2/2/55 Petula Clark has her 1st hit record in UK, but won't catch on in America for a decade
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Half of the DNA in humans and bananas is the same, does that mean we are all half bananas?
Ray Harryhausen's legendary stop-motion creatures defined blockbuster special effects for decades and inspired entire generations of filmmakers. He died May 7th, 2013 at the age of 92.
Other deaths in 2013 included Tom Laughlin, star of the Bill Jack movies, and Peter O'Toole, costar of Supergirl and "My Favorite Year."
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Peter Graves of Mission Impossible (TV-series) and the movie Airplane, has died. His son tried to help but to no avail. Walter Koenig's son Andrew, a childstar on "Growing Pains" as Boner, has been found dead of suicide. Members of the cast of Star Trek and Growing Pains have sent their sympathy to the family; he had been treated for depression and went off his meds. Walter Koenig asks that anyone wrestling with depression please get help or call someone
Josh Friedman (the Terminator TV series) is casting for a new Charlie's Angels TV-series on ABC and Moonlight's Alex O'Loughlin is close to an agreement to play the Jack Lord role in a new Hawaii 5-0. NBC has ordered several new pilots to fill the hole in primetime left by Jay Leno returning to the Tonight Show, including a new Rockford Files by the creator of TV's House, and a dramedy starring David Tennant (Who?) called "Rex Is Not Your Lawyer" (I hope that's just a working title). American Movie Classics is adapting "The Walking Dead" zombie comic book for a new TV-series on the cable channel known for Mad Men and Breaking Bad. Starz is already running episodes of Sam Raimi's "Spartacus: Blood & Sand," with Lucy Lawless (Xena) as a Roman vamp. Remember Terry O'Quinn from the Monstervision feature Stepfather 2? He's no longer Mr. Nice Guy on the TV-series "Lost." He told TV Guide in January 2010 that in the 6th & final season, his character's "on a mission and he's a dark presence, almost like the devil. The more the others know about him, the more fear he inspires."
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