Past movies have included Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan, all 3 Poltergeist movies (in a row, the same night), Back to the Future, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Stephen King's The Dead Zone and Christine, and even a couple of films they also made fun of on MST3K...
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Classic SciFi, Fantasy, Horror, or just plain campy monster movies previously seen on Monstervision, now scheduled on other channels (click title for Monstervision review & host segments, if available).
Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel Mon 11/16/09: 8:00 am Joan Of Arcadia 8am-4pm SYFY 9am/12pm EST Suddenly Last Summer (1959, she knows what you saw) Turner Classic Movies 12pm/3pm EST I Dream Of Jeannie & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri) 1:15/4:15 EST Hitchcock's Mr. & Mrs. Smith (1941 comedy) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST Father Goose (WW2 comedy, Cary Grant as the Filthy Beast) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Roaring 20s (1939, Bogart, James Cagney) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer (4 eps) SYFY Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Willis) Spike (formerly TNN) Fred Claus (2007, Santa's neer-do-well brother) HBO #2 7pm/10pm EST Point Break (1991, undercover surfing FBI agents) Fox Movie Channel 7pm/10pm EST Ziegfeld Girl (Judy Garland, Lana Turner, Hedy Lamarr) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 & 9pm Chronicles Of Narnia 2: Prince Caspian (2008) Starz 8:00 pm House (new ep) FOX Bait Car (new eps) TruTV Heroes (new ep) NBC Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003) Comedy Central A Dennis The Menace Christmas (2007, Robert Wagner) Family Channel A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Charles Dutton) BET Mission Impossible 2 Flix The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 HBO Sky High (2005, a high school for superhero kids, Kurt Russell, Lynda Carter) Disney Channel 8pm & 12am WW2 in HD (new eps) History Channel 8pm & 10pm The Prisoner (new ep) American Movie Classics 8pm & 10pm Legally Blonde (2001) Oxygen 8:05 pm Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) Showtime #2 8:30 pm The Plague (2006) The Movie Channel 9:00 pm Lie To Me (new ep) FOX The Bourne Ultimatum (2007, the third one) More Max 9:40 pm Pretty Woman (1990, Julia Roberts, Richard Gere) Encore 10:00 pm CSI Miami (new ep) CBS Castle (new ep) ABC Evil Has A Face (1996) LMN Yes Man (2008, Jim Carrey) Cinemax 10:05/1:05 EST Beyond the Valley of the Dolls IFC 11:00 pm (ANIME MONDAY) MONSTER/MACROSS PLUS SYFY 6am/9am EST Rafter Romance (1933, Ginger Rogers) Turner Classic Movies followed by Twenty Million Sweethearts (1934, Ginger Rogers) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tues 11/17/09: 8:00 AM Outer Limits 8am-4pm SYFY 3pm/6pm EST Meet John Doe (1941, Gary Cooper gets used) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Once Upon A Time In The West (1969, Sergio Leone) Turner Classic Movies 6:15 pm Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008) Cinemax 7:00 pm Scare Tactics 7pm-10pm (followed by professional wrestling) SYFY The American President (1995, a past Monstervision feature) HBO Signature Space Chimps HBO Family 7pm/10pm EST White Men Can't Jump (Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes) Fox Movie Channel 7:30 pm SWAT (2003, Samuel L. Jackson) FX Channel 8:00 pm V (new ep) ABC Biography (3 eps, John Ritter, Lavern & Shirley, Don Knotts) Bio Channel Merry Madagascar (new, the animated animals help Carl Reiner as Santa) NBC NCIS & NCIS Los Angeles (new eps) CBS The Prisoner (new eps) American Movie Classics 3rd Rock From The Sun marathon TV-Land Minutemen (2008, high school students use a time machine) Disney Channel Rat Race (2001, Rowan Atkinson) Flix 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Encore 8pm/11pm EST Fellini's 8 1/2 (1963) Turner Classic Movies 8:15 pm The Bucket List (2007) Cinemax 8:30 pm Apollo 13 (1995, Tom Hanks) "Houston, we have a problem" HBO #2 The Mummy...Dragon Emperor (2008) HBO Family 9:00 pm Scare Tactics (new ep, radioactive ooze) SYFY The Good Witch (2008, Catherine Bell) Hallmark Channel 9pm & 11pm WW2 in HD (new eps) History Channel 9:30 pm Jumper (2008 scifi/fantasy) HBO 10:00 pm The Forgotten (new ep) ABC The Good Wife (new ep) CBS The Time Machine (2002 remake of the Monstervision feature) Cinemax 10pm & 2am Parking Wars (new ep) A and E 10:30 pm X-Men HBO Family 10:30/1:30 EST Don't Make Waves (1967, Tony Curtis, Sharon Tate) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM SHE-CREATURE SYFY 3am/6am EST You'll Find Out (1940 comedy, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies 7am/10am EST Top Banana (1954, Phil Silvers, Jack Albertson) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 11/18/09: 8:00 AM The Twilight Zone 8am-4pm SYFY 1pm/4pm EST The Americanization Of Emily (1964, James Garner, Julie Andrews) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Harvey Girls (Judy Garland, Angela Lansbury) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 PM Ghost Hunters 7pm-1am SYFY The Golden Compass (2007, Daniel Craig) HBO Family 8:00 pm Secrets of Shangri-La & Lost Caves of the Himalaya (new) PBS The Dark Knight (2008) HBO Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines American Movie Classics 9:00 pm Criminal Minds & CSI: NY (new eps) CBS Ghost Hunters (new eps) SYFY The Hitcher HBO Signature The Strangers (2008, don't answer the door) More Max 9pm & 11pm WW2 in HD (new eps) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Taps (1981, George C. Scott & miltary cadets vs. developers) Fox Movie Channel 9:45/12:45 EST A Fistful of Dynamite IFC 10:00 pm Bank Of Mom & Dad (new ep) SoapNet Bedtime Stories (2008, what if everything you read came to life?) Starz Oliver Stone's The Doors (1991 docu) HBO #2 3:10 To Yuma (2007) The Movie Channel Yes Man (Jim Carrey, 2008) Cinemax 10:30 pm End Of Days (Schwarzenegger vs. Satan) American Movie Classics 3:00 AM ARABIAN NIGHTS - PART ONE SYFY 3am/6am EST Abbott & Costello in Africa Screams (1949) Turner Classic Movies followed by Jack & the Beanstalk (1952) Turner Classic Movies 6am/9am EST The Philadelphia Story (1940, competing tabloid reporters) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 11/19/09: 8:00 am First Wave 8am-4pm SYFY 8am/11am EST Greatest Show On Earth (1952 circus, Charlton Heston, Jimmy Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 10:45/1:45 EST The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946, make it look like an accident) Turner Classic Movies 12:45/3:45 EST The Shaggy Dog (1959 fantasy) Turner Classic Movies 6:35 pm The Distinguished Gentleman (Eddie Murphy as conman elected to Washington) Cinemax 7:00 pm Masters Of Horror 7pm-11pm SYFY Death To Smoochy (2002, Robin Williams) HBO Signature Frost/Nixon (2008) More Max Horton Hears A Who (animated, voice of Jim Carrey) HBO Family 7:30 pm Click (2006) FX Channel Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev Serpent (2008) SYFY 8:00 pm FlashForward (new ep) ABC Biography: Amy Winehouse, the Red Hot Chili Peppers & Kurt Cobain (1 hour each) Bio Channel Bones & Fringe (new eps) FOX Vampire Diaries & Supernatural (new eps) CW (formerly WB) World Magic Awards (new) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) Armageddon (1998, giant asteroid headed to Earth) Encore Dadnapped (2009) Disney Channel The Green Mile (1999, Stephen King, Tom Hanks) American Movie Classics Menace 2 Society (1993) BET Rules Of Engagement (2000, Samuel L. Jackson, Tommy Lee Jones) The Movie Channel Sukiyaki Western Django (2007, Japanese spaghetti western homage) Showtime #2 Terror In Mumbai HBO 8pm/11pm EST Motel Hell (1980, a past Monstervision movie) IFC 8:05 pm Cold Turkey (1971, big tobacco Bob Newhart vs. small town Dick Van Dyke) Flix 8:30 pm Ninja Warrior (2 eps, better than most American reality shows) G4/Tech TV Meet Dave (2008, Eddie Murphy as a goofy alien) Cinemax Speed Racer (2008, live-action) HBO Family 9:00 pm Jeff Dunham show (new ep) Comedy Central CSI Crime Scene Investigation (new ep) CBS Smoking Gun Presents: Dumbest Criminals (new ep) TruTV The Amateurs (2005, small town decides to make sex film to raise money) Showtime Best Little Whorehouse In Texas (1982, Dolly Parton, Burt Reynolds) CMT Changeling (2008, that's not my child) HBO Signature Mutants (2008) SYFY Sex & the City (2008 movie) More Max 9pm & 11pm WW2 in HD (new eps) History Channel 9pm/12am EST The Kill (1952, Grace Kelly) Turner Classic Movies 9:05 pm Meet The Spartans (2008 spoof of Troy & the 300) HBO Never Back Down (2008, teen fight club) Starz 9:15/12:15 EST My Cousin Vinny (1992 comedy, Joe Pesci, Fred Gwynne) Fox Movie Channel 9:45/12:45 EST Turistas (not exactly welcome) IFC 10:00 pm The Mentalist (new ep) CBS Get On The Bus (1996, Ossie Davis) Flix It Only Hurts When I Laugh (new eps) TruTV 10pm/1am EST Barbarosa (1982, Gary Busey, Willie Nelson) Turner Classic Movies 10:15 pm Rescue Dawn (Christian Bale) The Movie Channel 10:35 pm Scent Of A Woman (Pacino as a bitter blind man) Encore 11:00 PM WAR OF THE WORLDS 2: THE NEXT WAVE SYFY 11:30/2:30 EST Songwriter (1984, Willie Nelson) Turner Classic Movies 1:15/4:15 EST Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here (1969, Robert Blake) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM ARABIAN NIGHTS - PART TWO SYFY 3am/6am EST The Falcon marathon (elevin movies, 1941-45) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 11/20/09: 8:00 am Invasion 8am-4pm SYFY 5:00 pm Stargate & Sanctuary eps 5pm-3am SYFY 5pm/8pm EST One Potato, Two Potato (1964, interracial dad not allowed) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 pm An Officer & a Gentleman (1982, Richard Gere, Debra Winger) Oxygen 6:00 pm Click (2006 fantasy, Adam Sandler) FX Channel Hannibal (2001, he's a cannibal) Bravo 6:20 pm Traitor (2008) Starz 6:30 pm Batman Forever (1995, Riddle me this, riddle me that) ION (formerly PAX) 6:50 pm Journey To The Center of the Earth (Brendan Fraser) Cinemax 7:00 pm Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix (2007) HBO Family Santa Who? (2000) Family Channel Street Kings (2008, Keanu Reeves) More Max 7pm/10pm EST The Landlord (1970, Beau Bridges, Lee Grant) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 pm Grey Gardens HBO Signature 7:25 pm Lake City Showtime #2 7:30/10:30 EST Mother Night (1996, Nick Nolte) IFC 9pm/12am EST The Great White Hope (1970, James Earl Jones) Turner Classic Movies 11pm/2am EST The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy (1958 megacheeze) Turner Classic Movies 12:15/3:15 EST Curse Of The Mummy's Tomb (1964) Turner Classic Movies 1:45/4:45 EST Mummy's Boys (1936, Wheeler & Woolsey in the cursed tomb) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM PERFECT CREATURE SYFY 7:30/10:30 EST The Blue Gardenia (1953, it was self-defense) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 11/21/09: 9:00 am Ghost Hunters Academy, followed by movies SYFY 9am/12pm EST The Naked Spur (1953, James Stewart, Janet Leigh) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 AM JUDGE DREDD SYFY 11am/2pm EST I Shot Jesse James (1949, he's still a coward) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 PM A SOUND OF THUNDER by Ray Bradbury SYFY 2:00 PM KING ARTHUR (no relation to Uncle Arthur) SYFY 4:30 PM ULTRAVIOLET SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Hot Shots, Part Deux (1993, Charlie Sheen comedy) Fox Movie Channel 6pm & 8:30pm Demolition Man (1993, Stallone vs. Wesley Snipes in the future) ION (formerly PAX) 6:30 PM TOTAL RECALL (1990) SYFY 7:00 pm 007 in Die Another Day (2002, Pierce Brosnan) Spike Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007, here there be monsters) USA Network Princess Protection Program (a teen princess hides out in Louisiana) Disney Channel 7pm/10pm EST Hot Shots, Part Deux (1993, Charlie Sheen comedy) Fox Movie Channel 7:15/10:15 EST Tunes Of Glory (1960, Alec Guinness) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 pm Troy (2004, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom) FX Channel 7:30/10:30 EST Hannibal (2001, the cannibal) WGN 7:55 pm Witness Protect (2008) Showtime #2 8:00 pm Cops & America's Most Wanted (new eps) FOX Aliens (1986 sequel to Alien, Sigourney Weaver, Paul Reiser) American Movie Classics Boyz N the Hood (1991, John Singleton, Cuba Gooding, Jr) BET Day The Earth Stood Still (2008 pointless remake) HBO How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966 animated, voice of Boris Karloff) TBS The Mummy Returns (2001, Brendan Fraser sequel) Encore Mr. St. Nick (2002, Kelsey Grammer as Santa's son) Hallmark Channel Once Upon A Christmas (2000, Kathy Ireland tries to keep Santa from retiring) Family Channel Striptease (1996, Demi Moore as a working it mother) Flix Trading Places (1983, Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, a past Monstervision feature) VH-1 8pm & 12am The Kennedy Assassination 24 Hours After (2 hour) History Channel 8pm & 10:30pm Shooter (2007, Mark Wahlberg, Danny Glover) TNT 8pm/11pm EST Havoc (2005) IFC 8:30 & 10:15pm The Cat In The Hat (2003 live-action, Mike Myers, Alec Baldwin) TBS 8:40 pm Camp Rock (2008, high school musical at summer camp) Disney Channel 9:00 PM Cats 101 (new ep, Somalis, Japanese Bobtails) Animal Planet IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE (2008, based on the videogame) SYFY Kinky Killers (2007) The Movie Channel 9pm/12am EST Hot Shots, Part Deux (1993, Charlie Sheen comedy) Fox Movie Channel 9:30 pm Good Luck Chuck (2007) Showtime #2 10:00 pm Ace Ventura (looking for a rare bat) MTV Jumper (2008 scif/fantasy) HBO Party Girl (1995) Flix Twice Upon A Christmas (2001, Santa's daughter vs. her evil twin) Family Channel 10pm/1am EST Monty Python: The Lawyer's Cut (part 5 of 6) IFC 10pm/1am EST Gone In 60 Seconds WGN 10:15 pm Rambo 3 (Stallone in Afghanistan) Encore 10:30 pm Miner's Massacre (2003, or would you rather go to Donner's party?) The Movie Channel 11:30 PM FIRE AND ICE SYFY 1:30 AM DRAGON SWORD SYFY 3:30 AM BLOODRAYNE SYFY ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 11/22/09: 9:00 AM MAGMA: VOLCANIC DISASTER SYFY 11:00 AM JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH SYFY 11am/2pm EST The Parent Trap (1961, Hayley Mills) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM PATH OF DESTRUCTION SYFY 3:00 PM BLACK HOLE (no relation to Anthony Perkin's The Black Hole) SYFY 5:00 PM POST IMPACT SYFY Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005, married assassins are hired to kill each other) FX Channel 5pm/8pm EST Violent Saturday (1955, bank robbery gone wrong) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Die Hard (Bruce Willis) Fox Movie Channel 5:15 pm There Will Be Blood (2007) Showtime 5:30 pm Angel Eyes HBO Signature The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2, a past Monstervision movie) American Movie Classics Shooter (2007, Mark Wahlberg) TNT 5:45 pm Strangers More Max The Wizard Of Oz (1939, Judy Garland) TBS 6:00 pm Goodfellas (1990, Scorsese, DeNiro, Pesci, Liotta) Bravo Santa Baby (2006) Family Channel 6pm/9pm EST The Assassination Tango (Robert Duvall as an aging hitman) IFC 6:30 pm Mr. Woodcock (2007, Billy Bob Thornton as sadistic gym teacher) Cinemax Beverly Hills Ninja (1997 comedy) Encore Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road (2006) Comedy Central Wes Craven's They (2002) Flix 6:35 pm Apocalypto (2006, bloody hell) Starz 7:00 PM Bee Movie (animated, 2007) HBO Family Day The Earth Stood Still (2008 pointless remake) HBO History of Thanksgiving History Channel LIGHTNING STRIKES (2009, Kevin Sorbo) SYFY The Lost Boys (with fangs, 1987) G4/Tech TV Waterworld (1995, Kevin Costner vs. global warming disaster) ION (formerly PAX) 7pm/10pm EST The Vikings (1958, Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, Janet Leigh) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 pm Big (1988 fantasy, Tom Hanks) More Max 7:30 pm The Simpsons (2 eps) FOX Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome (a past Monstervision feature) American Movie Classics 7:30/10:30 EST Brubaker (1980 prison-fu, Yaphet Kotto, Robert Redford) Fox Movie Channel 8:00 pm The Simpsons (new ep) FOX Dexter (2 eps) Showtime The Departed (2006, Scorsese, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson) FX Channel Holiday In Handcuffs (2007) Family Channel How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966, voice of Boris Karloff) TBS Manhunter (1986, are the lambs screaming?) Flix Meet The Santas (2005, Steve Guttenberg) Hallmark Channel Passenger 57 (1992, Wesley Snipes, always bet on black) Encore The Patriot (2000, Mel Gibson vs. the Redcoats in 1776) TNT 8pm/11pm EST Crash (2004) IFC 8:15 pm War, Inc. (2008, assassination gone wrong) Showtime #2 8:30 pm Get Smart (2008, would you believe Steve Carell) HBO Family 8:30 & 10:15pm The Cat In The Hat (2003 live-action, Mike Myers, Alec Baldwin) TBS 9:00 PM 3 Rivers (new ep, black market organs) CBS Bill Engvall: Aged & Confused (new) Comedy Central Dexter (new ep) Showtime FIRE DOWN BELOW (2009, Kevin Sorbo) SYFY The Gathering More Max The Haunting Of Molly Hartley (2008) Starz Hotel For Dogs (2009) HBO #2 The Santa Clause (1994, Tim Allen) Disney Channel 9pm/12am EST Bewitched (2 eps) & I Dream Of Jeannie (2 eps) WGN 10:00 pm Cold Case (new ep) CBS Babylon AD (2008, Vin Diesel powered) Cinemax 10pm/1am EST Broken Arrow (please don't shoot at the nuclear weapons) Fox Movie Channel 10:15 pm Rescue Dawn (Christian Bale) The Movie Channel 11:00 PM SOMETHING BENEATH SYFY 1am/4am EST Carnal Knowledge (1971, Jack Nicholson, Ann-Margret) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM FIRE: NATURE UNLEASHED SYFY 3am/6am EST He Was Her Man (1934, James Cagney, Joan Blondell) Turner Classic Movies 7:15/10:15 EST Blackwell's Island (1939) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 11/23/09: 8:00 AM JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS 4-hour remake) SYFY 11:15/2:15 EST River's End (1940) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 PM CURSE OF KING TUT, THE (4-hour) SYFY 3:15/6:15 EST Valley Of The Kings (1954) Turner Classic Movies ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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