Christine, and even a couple of films they also made fun of on MST3K...
These movies continue to run on TNT, TBS, and even the Sci Fi Channel in their original form. Simply print out the host segments for the movie when it comes around and read Joe Bob's comments on each segment as you watch the movie. It's the next best thing to having Joe Bob on the couch next to you...
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Classic SciFi, Fantasy, Horror, or just plain campy monster movies previously seen on Monstervision, now scheduled on other channels (click title for Monstervision review & host segments, if available). Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel Sun 8/03/08: 11:00 AM CROCODILE 2: DEATH ROLL SCIFI 1:00 PM CROC SCIFI 3:00 PM AZTEC REX SCIFI 4:45 pm Superman Returns HBO 5:00 PM A SOUND OF THUNDER (2005) SCIFI Castaway (2000, Tom Hanks meets Mr. Wilson) TNT Ghostbusters (comedy, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver) Spike The Fantastic 4 (2005) FX Channel 5pm/8pm EST Roman Holiday (1953, Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn) Turner Classic Movies 5:15 pm Fracture (Anthony Hopkins) More Max 5:30 pm The Lost City (2005) Showtime #2 6:00 pm Doom (2005, The Rock) TBS 6:15 pm Casper (1995, Christina Ricci) Encore 6:40 pm Night At The Museum (2006, Ben Stiller) Cinemax 6:55 pm Interview With The Vampire (1994, story by Anne Rice) Showtime 7:00 PM DRAGON WARS (2007) SCIFI Aftershock: Earthquake In New York (1999) ION Apollo 13 (1995, Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton) American Movie Classics Hoodwinked (2006 animated fractured fairy tale) Cartoon Network 7:10 pm Invincible (2006) Starz 7:15 pm Snakes On A Plane More Max 7:15/10:15 EST Man With A Million (1954) Turner Classic Movies followed by 90-minute interview with Gregory Peck Turner Classic Movies 7:30 pm Blazing Saddles (1974, Mel Brooks) CMT Mister Woodcock (2007) HBO The Return (2006) HBO Signature 8:00 pm Clay Pigeons (1998, Joaquin Phoenix) Flix Dirty Rotten Scoudrels (1988, Steve Martin, Michael Caine) BBC America Ghost Rider (2007, Nicolas Cage as the comic book hero) Encore Kill Bill 1 & 2 (5 hours) TBS Shooter (2007) Showtime #2 8pm & 10pm Transporter 2 FX Channel 8:30 pm Shoot 'em Up (2007, Clive Owen) Cinemax 9:00 PM Generation Kill HBO Charlie's Angels (2000) More Max HEATSTROKE (2008) SCIFI Perry Mason: Case of the Lady In The Lake (1988, Raymond Burr) Hallmark Channel The Princess Diaries 2 (2004, Julie Andrews) Disney Channel 9:45 pm Minus Man (Owen Wilson as a likable serial killer) Flix 10:00 pm A Perfect Murder (1998) Cinemax Nacho Libre (2006, Jack Black) The Movie Channel Scary Movie 4 (2006, when aliens attack) Encore 10pm & 2am Tougher In Alaska (new ep) History Channel 10:10 pm Saw 3 Showtime #2 10:30 pm Shanghai Knights (Jack Chan) TNT 10:45/1:45 EST The Boys From Brazil (1978, Hitler clones) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 PM LEGION OF THE DEAD SCIFI 1am/4am EST I Walk The Line (1970, Tuesday Weld tempts Gregory Peck) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM DAY THE WORLD ENDED SCIFI 3am/6am EST Hollywood Review Of 1929 (Jack Benny, Buster Keaton, Joan Crawford) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 am Here Come The Munsters HBO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon 8/4/08: 8:00 am Threshold eps 8am-4pm SCIFI 10:00 am Lady In The Water (with a tail) HBO 2:30 pm Apollo 13 (Tom Hanks, 1995) American Movie Classics 6:30/9:30pm EST Alien Fox Movie Channel 7:00 pm Finding Nemo (animated) Disney Channel Star Trek The Next Generation (7pm-11pm on Mondays) SCIFI 7:15 pm Wicker Man More Max 7:20 pm Bridge To Terabithia (2007) Starz 8:00 pm Dirty Dancing (1987) Encore Lucky Number Slevin (2006) Showtime Money Train (1995) Cinemax Shallow Hal (2001) FX Channel Spaceballs (Mel Brooks Star Wars spoof, effects by ILM) Family Channel The Usual Suspects (1995) American Movie Classics 8:30/11:30 EST Independence Day (1996, Will Smith) Fox Movie Channel 9:00 pm Balls Of Fury (2007) More Max The Invisible (2007) Starz 9:30 pm Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof) HBO #2 10:00 pm Shoot 'em Up (2007) Cinemax 10pm & 2am Paranormal State (new eps) A&E 10:30pm & 4am Wall Street "Greed is good" American Movie Classics 4:00 am Hideous Kinky Showtime 3am/6am EST Claude Rains 24-hour movie marathon Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tue 8/5/08: 8:00 am Tru Calling marathon 8am-4pm SCIFI 8:30/11:30 EST Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (Jimmy Stewart, Claude Rains) Turner Classic Movies 10:45/1:45 EST The Sea Hawk (pirates) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 pm Thing Called... HBO 3:15/6:15 EST The Unsuspected (1947, Claude Rains commits perfect crime) Turner Classic Movies 6pm/9pm EST Aliens (Alien 2) Fox Movie Channel 7:00 pm Eureka followed by professional wrestling @ 10pm SCIFI 8:00 pm Strait Talk (Dolly Parton as a talk radio host) CMT Tremors (1990, giant man-eating worms in the desert) Encore 8pm & 10pm Ghost Ship (2002) FX Channel 9:00 pm Hairspray (2007, John Travolta in a dress) HBO Signature Shoot 'em Up (2007, Clive Owen) More Max 9pm & 1am Jurassic Fight Club (new ep, T-rex vs. nanotyrannus) History Channel 9pm & 1am 1st 48 (new ep) A&E 9:30 pm The Hills Have Eyes 2 HBO 9:40 pm The Faculty (1998) Encore 10:00 pm 28 Weeks Later (more zombies) Cinemax Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Slim Pickens) CMT 10pm/1am EST Solaris (1972 original version) IFC 10pm & 2am The Cleaner (new ep) A&E 10:30 pm Alien Sex Files (comedy) More Max 11:30 pm Ghost Cinemax 11:45/2:45 EST Adv. of Robin Hood (Errol Flynn vs. Basil Rathbone) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 am Pulp Fiction (1994) VH-1 1:00 am South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut The Movie Channel 2:30 am Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol (CoPs) Cinemax 3:00 AM REVELATION SCIFI 3am/6am EST Anne Bancroft 24-hour movie marathon) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 am Dead Again HBO 6:30/9:30 EST Nightfall (1956, just a hunting trip until they showed up) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed 8-6-08: 8:00 am John Doe eps 8am-4pm SCIFI 8:30 am Fantastic 4 Cinemax 9:30/12:30 EST 7 Women (1966) Turner Classic Movies 1:15/4:15 EST The Slender Thread (1965, Telly Savalas) Turner Classic Movies 2:30 pm Eragon HBO 4:00 pm Superman Returns HBO 4:15 pm Poe's House Of Usher Showtime 5pm/8pm EST The Miracle Worker (1962, Patty Duke, Anne Bancroft) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Dumb & Dumber FX Channel 7:00 pm Ghost Hunters & Scare Tactics 7pm-12am SCIFI Zenon: Z3 Disney Channel 7pm/10pm EST The Graduate (1967, you're trying to seduce me) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm Twilight Zone eps MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) The Plague (2006) Showtime #2 Troy (2004) American Movie Classics 9:00 pm Pulp Fiction (1994) VH-1 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest (new ep: vampires in the 1700s) History Channel 9:15/12:15 EST The Cars That Ate Paris (1974) IFC 9:35 pm Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror (2006) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm 8 Below (2006) USA Network FLIP Mysteries: Women On The Case (police cases on the internet) WE 12:00 am Scariest Places On Earth SCIFI 1:00 am You Kill Me HBO 3:00 AM CURSE OF THE TALISMAN SCIFI 3am/6am EST Greta Garbo 24-hour movie marathon) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thurs 8-7-08: 8:00 am Stargate SG-1 marathon SCIFI Coneheads (comedy from another planet) HBO 10:30/1:30 EST Mata Hari (1931) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 pm Serenity (2005, based on Josh's TV-series) HBO 4:30 pm Dudley Do-Right HBO 6:00 pm Karate Kid 2 American Movie Classics Forrest Gump Cinemax 7:00 pm Jeremiah 7pm-11pm on Thursdays SCIFI Up, Up & Away Disney Channel 7:30 pm National Treasure (2004, Nicolas Cage, Harvey Keitel) USA Network 8:00 pm Clear & Present Danger (Harrison Ford) ION After Alice (1999) MyNetworkTV The Rock (Sean Connery & Nicolas Cage break into Alcatraz) Encore 9:00 pm The Astronaut Farmer (2006) More Max 10:00 pm Generation Kill HBO Penn & Teller's Bull (new ep) Showtime 10:20 pm Bulletproof Encore The Mummy (Brendan Fraser) Starz 10:30 pm Big (1988 fantasy, Tom Hanks) American Movie Classics 11:00 PM THE PUPPET MASTERS SCIFI 11:30 pm Bewitched Cinemax 1:30 am Ripley's Believe It Or Not SCIFI 2:00 am Toy Soldiers Spike 3:00 AM PYTHONS 2 SCIFI Universal Soldier: The Return (they can't kill undead soldiers) HBO 3am/6am EST James Garner 24-hour movie marathon) Turner Classic Movies starting with Alias Jesse James (1959, Garner mistaken for the outlaw) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 am Karate Kid 2 American Movie Classics 6:30/9:30 EST James Garner profile/interview (2001) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri 8-8-08: 8:00 am Doctor Who marathon SCIFI 10:30 am Volunteers (Tom Hanks, John Candy) American Movie Classics Troll (1986, June Lockhart & Sonny Bono help Harry Potter Jr) The Movie Channel 12:30 pm Big (1988 fantasy, Tom Hanks) American Movie Classics 1:15/4:15 EST 36 Hours (Nazis try to convince captured man they won WW2) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 pm Karate Kid 2 American Movie Classics 3:15/6:15 EST Hour Of The Gun (1967) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 pm Buffy the Vampire Slayer HBO 5pm/8pm EST Get Carter WGN 5pm/8pm EST Support Your Local Sheriff (1969 western spoof) Turner Classic Movies followed by Support Your Local Gunfighter (1971 sequel) Turner Classic Movies 6:45 pm Poe's House Of Usher (2007) Showtime #2 7:00 pm RUSSELL MULCAHY'S TALE OF THE MUMMY (1999) SCIFI Top Gun (1986, a past Monstervision feature) More Max 8:00 pm Batman Begins (2005) FX Channel Be Cool (2005, sequel to Get Shorty) American Movie Classics Choose Me (1984, Keith Carradine, Rae Dawn Chong) Flix Hellboy (2004) FOX Little Man (2006 Wayans comedy) Encore War Of The Worlds (2005 remake) ABC 8pm & 10pm The Bourne Supremacy (2004) TNT 8:15 pm Slow Burn (2005, she spit on his grave) Showtime #2 8:30/11:30 EST They Only Kill Their Masters (1972, dogs that kill?) Turner Classic Movies 8:30/11:30 EST Gunslinger Girl (the anime hero vs. terrorists) IFC 9:00 PM SCORPION KING, THE (2002 sequel to The Mummy) SCIFI Murder 101: The Locked Room Mystery (2008, Dick Van Dyke) Hallmark Channel Pirates Of The Caribbean 3: At World's End (2007) Starz 9pm/12am EST Sisters (1973, Margot Kidder, evil twin) IFC 9:45 pm Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1995) Encore 10:00 pm Live Free Or Die Hard (2007, Bruce Willis) Cinemax My Cousin Vinny (1992) TV-Land The Reaping (2007) HBO #2 Penn & Teller's Bull: overprotecting children Showtime 10pm & 2am Shockwave (new ep) History Channel 10:15/1:15 EST Marlowe (1969, James Garner, Rita Moreno) Turner Classic Movies 10:30 pm You Kill Me (alcoholic hitman joins AA) HBO Signature 11:00 pm Saw 3 Showtime 11:30 pm Escape From New York (call me Snake) American Movie Classics 12:00 am Batman Begins FX Channel Lethal Weapon 4 HBO 12:30 am The Girl With The Sex-Ray Eyes Cinemax 1:30 am Motel Hell (it takes all kinds of critters) American Movie Classics 2:00 am The Patriot (2000, Mel Gibson in 1776) HBO 2am/5am EST James Garner profile/interview (2001) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS SCIFI 3am/6am EST Fred MacMurray 24-hour movie marathon) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 am Omen, part 3: Final Conflict American Movie Classics 4:15/7:15 EST The Shaggy Dog (1959 fantasy, Tommy Kirk changed into dog) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 am Stealth HBO 6am/9am EST The Absent-Minded Professor (1961, invents anti-gravity) Turner Classic Movies followed by Son Of Flubber (1963 sequel) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 am TMNT HBO Son Of The Mask (no-star sequel) TBS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat 8/09/08: 8:00 am Shrek the 3rd HBO 9:00 AM MINOTAUR SCIFI 9:30am & 5pm Balls Of Fury (Karate Kid spoof, James Hong) Cinemax 10:00 am My Stepmother Is An Alien (Dan Aykroyd) Comedy Central Rocky Balboa (Stallone) Showtime 11:00 AM KRAKEN: TENTACLES OF THE DEEP SCIFI 12pm/3pm EST Back To The Secret Garden WGN 1:00 PM CERBERUS SCIFI 2:00 pm My Cousin Vinny (comedy, Joe Pesci vs. judge Fred Gwynn) TV-Land 2:30 pm Back To The Future, part 2 (eat lead, slackers) HBO 3:00 PM JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING (1982) SCIFI Lethal Weapon 2 Cinemax 3:30 pm Escape From New York (call me Snake) American Movie Classics 3:30pm & 1:30am Interview With The Vampire (story by Anne Rice) Showtime 4:30 pm Aquamarine (teen mermaid in Australia) Family Channel 5:00 PM Liar Liar (Jim Carrey as a lawyer forced to tell the truth) USA Network ROCK MONSTER SCIFI 5:30 pm Poe's House of Usher (she wasn't dead yet) Showtime 6:00 pm Final Approach (2008, Dean Cain) Hallmark Channel 6:30 pm Ready To Rumble (David Arquette) Cinemax 6:30 & 11pm The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) TNT 7:00 PM Doctor Who (2 hour) BBC America The Pacifier (2005, Vin Diesel) USA Network SCORPION KING, THE (2002 sequel to The Mummy) SCIFI 7:15 pm Rocky Balboa (2006, Stallone) Showtime 8:00 pm 007 in The World Is Not Enough (1999, Pierce Brosnan) American Movie Classics Driving Miss Daisy (1989, Morgan Freeman) CMT Executive Decision (1996, Kurt Russell, Steven Seagal, Halle Berry) Encore The Mask (1994, Jim Carrey) TBS Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie) FX Channel Transformers (2007) HBO 8pm & 12am The X-Files movie (1998) A&E 8:15 pm Evan Almighty (2007 sequel to Bruce Almighty) Cinemax 9:00 pm Code 11-14 (2003, serial killer on a plane) Hallmark Channel Camp Rock (2008) Disney Channel Daddy Day Camp (2007, Cuba Gooding Jr) Encore Gacy (2003, serial killer) The Movie Channel Live Free Or Die Hard (2007, Bruce Willis) More Max Scary Movie (2000, spoof of horror films) Comedy Central Starsky & Hutch Telemundo U.S. Marshalls (Tommy Lee Jones sequel to The Fugitive) TNT Zodiac (2007) Showtime 9pm & 1am MONSTER ARK (2008, what was in Noah's other ark?) SCIFI 9:45 pm Shooter (2007) Showtime #2 10:00 pm The Brave One (2007, Jodie Foster) Cinemax 10:15 pm Silence Of The Lambs (hello, Clarice) Encore 10:30 pm Generation Kill HBO 10:30 & 1am Masters Of Horror: The Screwfly Solution The Movie Channel 10:30/1:30 EST Instinct WGN 11:00 PM MANTICORE SCIFI Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery) American Movie Classics 11:30 pm Penn & Teller's Bull! Showtime Gacy The Movie Channel 12:30 am Transformers (2007, more than meets the eye) HBO Best Sex Ever, Part 5 Cinemax 12:30/3:30 EST Elvis Has Left The Building WGN 1:00 am Contrabando Telemundo Lords Of Dogtown (2005) Spike 2:00 am In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood, 1993) TNT The Brave One (Jody Foster as a vigilante) Cinemax Striking Distance American Movie Classics 2:30 am Maximum Velocity Telemundo 3:00 AM IN THE SPIDERS WEB SCIFI followed @ 5am by Tales From The Darkside eps SCIFI 3am/6am EST Dorris Day 24-hour movie marathon) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 am Flags Of Our Fathers (WW2, Clint Eastwood directed) HBO 4:00 am Cyborg 2 Showtime 5:30/8:30 EST Billy Rose's Dumbo (1962, what elephant?) Turner Classic Movies ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~There are former MonsterVision movies on the following entire-month channel's pages. 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There are books by Joe Bob Briggs available on the bio page, but none about Monstervision
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This vast website devoted to Monstervision built and maintained by half-vast fans
Best movies ever made by Japanese guys in monster suits...with links to Monstervision's host segments for "Godzilla" and "Godzilla vs Mothra" (Joe Bob just loved the tiny women who sing to Mothra)
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Big Trouble In Little China fans, for a free computer game based on your favorite movie, go to the Big Trouble In Little China computer game on the Wingkong.net fan website for free download. And don't worry if you don't get the rules right away, you weren't brought into this world to get it, Mr. Burton.
And here's Kurt Russell's opinion of Osama Bin Ladin.
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Was that the boogie-man?
Episodes of Wierd Science can be seen on Starz channel "Wam" What do you little maniacs want to do first?
The Visitors are coming to the Sci-Fi Channel in a remake of "V" with Robert Englund of Nightmare On Elm Street as a "friendly" alien
Or visit the Neko homepage
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Terrorists are not cowards, they're the enemy...Annihilate them
Is she wearing clothes or just paint?Fun fact: As of 1995, Yahoo.com had a indexed over 15,000 websites!
Some graphics on this page are from the Angelfire Graphics Library...That's the fact, Jack
Need a program to process windows media audio? Freeware available at this fansite (WMA, WMV and ASF)
Remember, a bird in the bush is worth half a bird in your hand, a word is worth one-thousandth of a picture, and the early worm gets eaten by a bird.
Can't find any hosted bad movies to watch? How about hosted bad movie trailers...check out the website Trailersfromhell.com, they appear to have a different hosted bad movie trailer 3 days a week. After you hear the hosted version, click un-narrated version to hear the trailer's original audio, in all it's glory!
In Arizona you can find Shit House Mountain and Bull Shit Canyon, but when the official state maps came out, they were discreetly refered to as S.H. Mountain and B.S. Canyon. So far, the Grand Tetons are still known as the Grand Tetons.
What has four legs and an arm? A pit bull.
What has four legs and an ear? Mike Tyson's pit bull.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker? "Hop in." The Drive-In will never die!
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Hotel room: $250
Champagne: $500
Clueless wife: priceless
The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun. Ralph Nader (1980)
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