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Monstervision Movie Reviews and Host Segments, and 100% Wierd Listings for your viewing pleasure this month
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FAQ (frequently asked question): What's the difference between Monstervision on TNT and Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the Sci-Fi channel?
Monster jokes "There are 3 types of people in the world - those who are good at math and those who aren't."

Past movies have included Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan, all 3 Poltergeist movies (in a row, the same night), Back to the Future, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Stephen King's The Dead Zone and Christine, and even a couple of films they also made fun of on MST3K...
Following the Monstervision movie or movies was a film that TNT considers "100% Wierd". Sometimes it has something to do with the evening's selection (2 Godzilla movies were followed by "All Monsters Attack") and sometimes not. Sometimes "100% Wierd" was just a short film, Bigfoot: Man or Beast ... which is about 50% wierd. Or the classic Japanese TV-series Ultra 7, or Gilligan's Island, which is just plain silly. Each summer, Professor Joe Bob Briggs would conduct his own Summer School

These movies continue to run on TNT, TBS, and even the Sci Fi Channel in their original form. Simply print out the host segments for the movie when it comes around and read Joe Bob's comments on each segment as you watch the movie. It's the next best thing to having Joe Bob on the couch next to you...

Books by Joe Bob Briggs are available from this Amazon.com direct link

In addition to being Joe Bob Briggs on MonsterVision, John Bloom also appeared on Comedy Central's Daily Show to comment on Godstuff. John Bloom's Godstuff page at Comedy Central. John Bloom does most or all of his own writing

MonsterVision movies transcripts list so far

Classic SciFi, Fantasy, Horror, or just plain campy monster movies previously seen on Monstervision, now scheduled on other channels (click title for Monstervision review & host segments, if available).
EST, Times shown before 7am are considered night of previous day, so you can set your VCR before going to sleep. I appologize if there are any mistakes. I didn't want to be a barber I wanted to be a Lumberjack
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Date/time       Movie Title/Description Links                 Channel

Sun 8/03/08:
11:00 AM        CROCODILE 2: DEATH ROLL                       SCIFI
1:00 PM         CROC                                          SCIFI
3:00 PM         AZTEC REX                                     SCIFI
4:45 pm         Superman Returns                              HBO
5:00 PM         A SOUND OF THUNDER (2005)                     SCIFI
  Castaway (2000, Tom Hanks meets Mr. Wilson)                 TNT
  Ghostbusters (comedy, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver) Spike
  The Fantastic 4 (2005)                                      FX Channel
5pm/8pm EST     Roman Holiday (1953, Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn) Turner Classic Movies
5:15 pm         Fracture (Anthony Hopkins)                    More Max
5:30 pm         The Lost City (2005)                          Showtime #2
6:00 pm         Doom (2005, The Rock)                         TBS
6:15 pm         Casper (1995, Christina Ricci)                Encore
6:40 pm         Night At The Museum (2006, Ben Stiller)       Cinemax
6:55 pm         Interview With The Vampire (1994, story by Anne Rice) Showtime
7:00 PM         DRAGON WARS (2007)                            SCIFI
  Aftershock: Earthquake In New York (1999)                   ION
  Apollo 13 (1995, Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton)                    American Movie Classics
  Hoodwinked (2006 animated fractured fairy tale)             Cartoon Network
7:10 pm         Invincible (2006)                             Starz
7:15 pm         Snakes On A Plane                             More Max
7:15/10:15 EST  Man With A Million (1954)                     Turner Classic Movies
followed by 90-minute interview with Gregory Peck             Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm         Blazing Saddles (1974, Mel Brooks)            CMT
  Mister Woodcock (2007)                                      HBO
  The Return (2006)                                           HBO Signature
8:00 pm         Clay Pigeons (1998, Joaquin Phoenix)          Flix
  Dirty Rotten Scoudrels (1988, Steve Martin, Michael Caine)  BBC America
  Ghost Rider (2007, Nicolas Cage as the comic book hero)     Encore
  Kill Bill 1 & 2 (5 hours)                                   TBS
  Shooter (2007)                                              Showtime #2
8pm & 10pm      Transporter 2                                 FX Channel
8:30 pm         Shoot 'em Up (2007, Clive Owen)               Cinemax
9:00 PM         Generation Kill                               HBO
  Charlie's Angels (2000)                                     More Max
  HEATSTROKE (2008)                                           SCIFI
  Perry Mason: Case of the Lady In The Lake (1988, Raymond Burr) Hallmark Channel
  The Princess Diaries 2 (2004, Julie Andrews)                Disney Channel
9:45 pm         Minus Man (Owen Wilson as a likable serial killer) Flix
10:00 pm        A Perfect Murder (1998)                       Cinemax
  Nacho Libre (2006, Jack Black)                              The Movie Channel
  Scary Movie 4 (2006, when aliens attack)                    Encore
10pm & 2am      Tougher In Alaska (new ep)                    History Channel
10:10 pm        Saw 3                                         Showtime #2
10:30 pm        Shanghai Knights (Jack Chan)                  TNT
10:45/1:45 EST  The Boys From Brazil (1978, Hitler clones)    Turner Classic Movies
11:00 PM        LEGION OF THE DEAD                            SCIFI
1am/4am EST     I Walk The Line (1970, Tuesday Weld tempts Gregory Peck) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM         DAY THE WORLD ENDED                           SCIFI
3am/6am EST     Hollywood Review Of 1929 (Jack Benny, Buster Keaton, Joan Crawford) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 am         Here Come The Munsters                        HBO
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Mon 8/4/08:
8:00 am         Threshold eps 8am-4pm                         SCIFI
10:00 am        Lady In The Water (with a tail)               HBO
2:30 pm         Apollo 13 (Tom Hanks, 1995)                   American Movie Classics
6:30/9:30pm EST Alien                                         Fox Movie Channel
7:00 pm         Finding Nemo (animated)                       Disney Channel
  Star Trek The Next Generation (7pm-11pm on Mondays)         SCIFI
7:15 pm         Wicker Man                                    More Max
7:20 pm         Bridge To Terabithia (2007)                   Starz
8:00 pm         Dirty Dancing (1987)                          Encore
  Lucky Number Slevin (2006)                                  Showtime
  Money Train (1995)                                          Cinemax
  Shallow Hal (2001)                                          FX Channel
  Spaceballs (Mel Brooks Star Wars spoof, effects by ILM)     Family Channel
  The Usual Suspects (1995)                                   American Movie Classics
8:30/11:30 EST  Independence Day (1996, Will Smith)           Fox Movie Channel
9:00 pm         Balls Of Fury (2007)                          More Max
  The Invisible (2007)                                        Starz
9:30 pm         Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof)                HBO #2
10:00 pm        Shoot 'em Up (2007)                           Cinemax
10pm & 2am      Paranormal State (new eps)                    A&E
10:30pm & 4am   Wall Street "Greed is good"                   American Movie Classics
4:00 am         Hideous Kinky                                 Showtime
3am/6am EST     Claude Rains 24-hour movie marathon           Turner Classic Movies
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Tue 8/5/08:
8:00 am         Tru Calling marathon 8am-4pm                  SCIFI
8:30/11:30 EST  Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (Jimmy Stewart, Claude Rains) Turner Classic Movies
10:45/1:45 EST  The Sea Hawk (pirates)                        Turner Classic Movies
3:00 pm         Thing Called...                               HBO
3:15/6:15 EST   The Unsuspected (1947, Claude Rains commits perfect crime) Turner Classic Movies
6pm/9pm EST     Aliens (Alien 2)                              Fox Movie Channel
7:00 pm         Eureka followed by professional wrestling @ 10pm  SCIFI
8:00 pm         Strait Talk (Dolly Parton as a talk radio host) CMT
  Tremors (1990, giant man-eating worms in the desert)        Encore
8pm & 10pm      Ghost Ship (2002)                             FX Channel
9:00 pm         Hairspray (2007, John Travolta in a dress)    HBO Signature
  Shoot 'em Up (2007, Clive Owen)                             More Max
9pm & 1am       Jurassic Fight Club (new ep, T-rex vs. nanotyrannus) History Channel
9pm & 1am       1st 48 (new ep)                               A&E
9:30 pm         The Hills Have Eyes 2                         HBO
9:40 pm         The Faculty (1998)                            Encore
10:00 pm        28 Weeks Later (more zombies)                 Cinemax
  Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Slim Pickens) CMT
10pm/1am EST    Solaris (1972 original version)               IFC
10pm & 2am      The Cleaner (new ep)                          A&E
10:30 pm        Alien Sex Files (comedy)                      More Max
11:30 pm        Ghost                                         Cinemax
11:45/2:45 EST  Adv. of Robin Hood (Errol Flynn vs. Basil Rathbone) Turner Classic Movies
12:00 am        Pulp Fiction (1994)                           VH-1
1:00 am         South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut             The Movie Channel
2:30 am         Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol (CoPs)   Cinemax
3:00 AM         REVELATION                                    SCIFI
3am/6am EST     Anne Bancroft 24-hour movie marathon)         Turner Classic Movies
3:30 am         Dead Again                                    HBO
6:30/9:30 EST   Nightfall (1956, just a hunting trip until they showed up) Turner Classic Movies
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Wed 8-6-08: 
8:00 am         John Doe eps 8am-4pm                          SCIFI
8:30 am         Fantastic 4                                   Cinemax
9:30/12:30 EST  7 Women (1966)                                Turner Classic Movies
1:15/4:15 EST   The Slender Thread (1965, Telly Savalas)      Turner Classic Movies
2:30 pm         Eragon                                        HBO
4:00 pm         Superman Returns                              HBO
4:15 pm         Poe's House Of Usher                          Showtime
5pm/8pm EST     The Miracle Worker (1962, Patty Duke, Anne Bancroft) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm         Dumb & Dumber                                 FX Channel
7:00 pm         Ghost Hunters & Scare Tactics 7pm-12am        SCIFI
  Zenon: Z3                                                   Disney Channel
7pm/10pm EST    The Graduate (1967, you're trying to seduce me) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm         Twilight Zone eps                             MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
  The Plague (2006)                                           Showtime #2
  Troy (2004)                                                 American Movie Classics
9:00 pm         Pulp Fiction (1994)                           VH-1
9pm & 1am       MonsterQuest (new ep: vampires in the 1700s)  History Channel
9:15/12:15 EST  The Cars That Ate Paris (1974)                IFC
9:35 pm         Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror (2006)            The Movie Channel
10:00 pm        8 Below (2006)                                USA Network
  FLIP Mysteries: Women On The Case (police cases on the internet) WE
12:00 am        Scariest Places On Earth                      SCIFI
1:00 am         You Kill Me                                   HBO
3:00 AM         CURSE OF THE TALISMAN                         SCIFI
3am/6am EST     Greta Garbo 24-hour movie marathon)           Turner Classic Movies
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Thurs 8-7-08: 
8:00 am         Stargate SG-1 marathon                        SCIFI
  Coneheads (comedy from another planet)                      HBO
10:30/1:30 EST  Mata Hari (1931)                              Turner Classic Movies
1:30 pm         Serenity (2005, based on Josh's TV-series)    HBO
4:30 pm         Dudley Do-Right                               HBO
6:00 pm         Karate Kid 2                                  American Movie Classics
  Forrest Gump                                                Cinemax
7:00 pm         Jeremiah 7pm-11pm on Thursdays                SCIFI
  Up, Up & Away                                               Disney Channel
7:30 pm         National Treasure (2004, Nicolas Cage, Harvey Keitel) USA Network
8:00 pm         Clear & Present Danger (Harrison Ford)        ION
  After Alice (1999)                                          MyNetworkTV
  The Rock (Sean Connery & Nicolas Cage break into Alcatraz)  Encore
9:00 pm         The Astronaut Farmer (2006)                   More Max
10:00 pm        Generation Kill                               HBO
  Penn & Teller's Bull (new ep)                               Showtime
10:20 pm        Bulletproof                                   Encore
  The Mummy (Brendan Fraser)                                  Starz
10:30 pm        Big (1988 fantasy, Tom Hanks)                 American Movie Classics
11:00 PM        THE PUPPET MASTERS                            SCIFI
11:30 pm        Bewitched                                     Cinemax
1:30 am         Ripley's Believe It Or Not                    SCIFI
2:00 am         Toy Soldiers                                  Spike
3:00 AM         PYTHONS 2                                     SCIFI
  Universal Soldier: The Return (they can't kill undead soldiers) HBO
3am/6am EST     James Garner 24-hour movie marathon)          Turner Classic Movies
starting with   Alias Jesse James (1959, Garner mistaken for the outlaw) Turner Classic Movies
4:30 am         Karate Kid 2                                  American Movie Classics
6:30/9:30 EST   James Garner profile/interview (2001)         Turner Classic Movies
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Fri 8-8-08: 
8:00 am         Doctor Who marathon                           SCIFI
10:30 am        Volunteers (Tom Hanks, John Candy)            American Movie Classics
  Troll (1986, June Lockhart & Sonny Bono help Harry Potter Jr) The Movie Channel
12:30 pm        Big (1988 fantasy, Tom Hanks)                 American Movie Classics
1:15/4:15 EST   36 Hours (Nazis try to convince captured man they won WW2) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 pm         Karate Kid 2                                  American Movie Classics
3:15/6:15 EST   Hour Of The Gun (1967)                        Turner Classic Movies
4:30 pm         Buffy the Vampire Slayer                      HBO
5pm/8pm EST     Get Carter                                    WGN
5pm/8pm EST     Support Your Local Sheriff (1969 western spoof) Turner Classic Movies
followed by     Support Your Local Gunfighter (1971 sequel)   Turner Classic Movies
6:45 pm         Poe's House Of Usher (2007)                   Showtime #2
7:00 pm         RUSSELL MULCAHY'S TALE OF THE MUMMY (1999)    SCIFI
  Top Gun (1986, a past Monstervision feature)                More Max
8:00 pm         Batman Begins (2005)                          FX Channel
  Be Cool (2005, sequel to Get Shorty)                        American Movie Classics
  Choose Me (1984, Keith Carradine, Rae Dawn Chong)           Flix
  Hellboy (2004)                                              FOX
  Little Man (2006 Wayans comedy)                             Encore
  War Of The Worlds (2005 remake)                             ABC
8pm & 10pm      The Bourne Supremacy (2004)                   TNT
8:15 pm         Slow Burn (2005, she spit on his grave)       Showtime #2
8:30/11:30 EST  They Only Kill Their Masters (1972, dogs that kill?) Turner Classic Movies
8:30/11:30 EST  Gunslinger Girl (the anime hero vs. terrorists) IFC
9:00 PM         SCORPION KING, THE (2002 sequel to The Mummy) SCIFI
  Murder 101: The Locked Room Mystery (2008, Dick Van Dyke)   Hallmark Channel
  Pirates Of The Caribbean 3: At World's End (2007)           Starz
9pm/12am EST    Sisters (1973, Margot Kidder, evil twin)      IFC
9:45 pm         Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1995) Encore
10:00 pm        Live Free Or Die Hard (2007, Bruce Willis)    Cinemax
  My Cousin Vinny (1992)                                      TV-Land
  The Reaping (2007)                                          HBO #2
  Penn & Teller's Bull: overprotecting children               Showtime
10pm & 2am      Shockwave (new ep)                            History Channel
10:15/1:15 EST  Marlowe (1969, James Garner, Rita Moreno)     Turner Classic Movies
10:30 pm        You Kill Me (alcoholic hitman joins AA)       HBO Signature
11:00 pm        Saw 3                                         Showtime
11:30 pm        Escape From New York (call me Snake)          American Movie Classics
12:00 am        Batman Begins                                 FX Channel
  Lethal Weapon 4                                             HBO
12:30 am        The Girl With The Sex-Ray Eyes                Cinemax
1:30 am         Motel Hell (it takes all kinds of critters)   American Movie Classics
2:00 am         The Patriot (2000, Mel Gibson in 1776)        HBO
2am/5am EST     James Garner profile/interview (2001)         Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM         JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS  SCIFI
3am/6am EST     Fred MacMurray 24-hour movie marathon)        Turner Classic Movies
3:30 am         Omen, part 3: Final Conflict                  American Movie Classics
4:15/7:15 EST   The Shaggy Dog (1959 fantasy, Tommy Kirk changed into dog) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 am         Stealth                                       HBO
6am/9am EST     The Absent-Minded Professor (1961, invents anti-gravity) Turner Classic Movies
followed by     Son Of Flubber (1963 sequel)                  Turner Classic Movies
6:30 am         TMNT                                          HBO
  Son Of The Mask (no-star sequel)                            TBS
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Sat 8/09/08:
8:00 am         Shrek the 3rd                                 HBO
9:00 AM         MINOTAUR                                      SCIFI
9:30am & 5pm    Balls Of Fury (Karate Kid spoof, James Hong)  Cinemax
10:00 am        My Stepmother Is An Alien (Dan Aykroyd)       Comedy Central
  Rocky Balboa (Stallone)                                     Showtime
11:00 AM        KRAKEN: TENTACLES OF THE DEEP                 SCIFI
12pm/3pm EST    Back To The Secret Garden                     WGN
1:00 PM         CERBERUS                                      SCIFI
2:00 pm         My Cousin Vinny (comedy, Joe Pesci vs. judge Fred Gwynn) TV-Land
2:30 pm         Back To The Future, part 2 (eat lead, slackers) HBO
3:00 PM         JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING (1982)             SCIFI
  Lethal Weapon 2                                             Cinemax
3:30 pm         Escape From New York (call me Snake)          American Movie Classics
3:30pm & 1:30am  Interview With The Vampire (story by Anne Rice) Showtime
4:30 pm         Aquamarine (teen mermaid in Australia)        Family Channel
5:00 PM         Liar Liar (Jim Carrey as a lawyer forced to tell the truth) USA Network
  ROCK MONSTER                                                SCIFI
5:30 pm         Poe's House of Usher (she wasn't dead yet)    Showtime
6:00 pm         Final Approach (2008, Dean Cain)              Hallmark Channel
6:30 pm         Ready To Rumble (David Arquette)              Cinemax
6:30 & 11pm     The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) TNT
7:00 PM         Doctor Who (2 hour)                           BBC America
  The Pacifier (2005, Vin Diesel)                             USA Network
  SCORPION KING, THE (2002 sequel to The Mummy)               SCIFI
7:15 pm         Rocky Balboa (2006, Stallone)                 Showtime
8:00 pm         007 in The World Is Not Enough (1999, Pierce Brosnan) American Movie Classics
  Driving Miss Daisy (1989, Morgan Freeman)                   CMT
  Executive Decision (1996, Kurt Russell, Steven Seagal, Halle Berry) Encore
  The Mask (1994, Jim Carrey)                                 TBS
  Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie)          FX Channel
  Transformers (2007)                                         HBO
8pm & 12am      The X-Files movie (1998)                      A&E
8:15 pm         Evan Almighty (2007 sequel to Bruce Almighty) Cinemax
9:00 pm         Code 11-14 (2003, serial killer on a plane)   Hallmark Channel
  Camp Rock (2008)                                            Disney Channel
  Daddy Day Camp (2007, Cuba Gooding Jr)                      Encore
  Gacy (2003, serial killer)                                  The Movie Channel
  Live Free Or Die Hard (2007, Bruce Willis)                  More Max
  Scary Movie (2000, spoof of horror films)                   Comedy Central
  Starsky & Hutch                                             Telemundo
  U.S. Marshalls (Tommy Lee Jones sequel to The Fugitive)     TNT
  Zodiac (2007)                                               Showtime
9pm & 1am       MONSTER ARK (2008, what was in Noah's other ark?) SCIFI
9:45 pm         Shooter (2007)                                Showtime #2
10:00 pm        The Brave One (2007, Jodie Foster)            Cinemax
10:15 pm        Silence Of The Lambs (hello, Clarice)         Encore
10:30 pm        Generation Kill                               HBO
10:30 & 1am     Masters Of Horror: The Screwfly Solution      The Movie Channel
10:30/1:30 EST  Instinct                                      WGN
11:00 PM        MANTICORE                                     SCIFI
  Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery)                         American Movie Classics
11:30 pm        Penn & Teller's Bull!                         Showtime
  Gacy                                                        The Movie Channel
12:30 am        Transformers (2007, more than meets the eye)  HBO
  Best Sex Ever, Part 5                                       Cinemax
12:30/3:30 EST  Elvis Has Left The Building                   WGN
1:00 am         Contrabando                                   Telemundo
  Lords Of Dogtown (2005)                                     Spike
2:00 am         In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood, 1993)    TNT
  The Brave One (Jody Foster as a vigilante)                  Cinemax
  Striking Distance                                           American Movie Classics
2:30 am         Maximum Velocity                              Telemundo
3:00 AM         IN THE SPIDERS WEB                            SCIFI
followed @ 5am by Tales From The Darkside eps                 SCIFI
3am/6am EST     Dorris Day 24-hour movie marathon)            Turner Classic Movies
3:30 am         Flags Of Our Fathers (WW2, Clint Eastwood directed) HBO
4:00 am         Cyborg 2                                      Showtime
5:30/8:30 EST   Billy Rose's Dumbo (1962, what elephant?)     Turner Classic Movies 
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There are former MonsterVision movies on the following entire-month channel's pages. Whenever possible, I have made the movie titles on these pages MonsterVision review/host segments links:
American Movie Classics ... Turner Classic Movies ... A&E ... History Channel ... Independent Film Channel ... Encore
Starz ... Starz in Black ... Starz Edge ... Starz Comedy ... Encore's Mystery ... Drama and Action Channels and Wam
HBO & Cinemax ... Showtime ... Showtime's Flix Channel ... The Movie Channel ... Showtime's Family Zone and Sundance
Showtime #2 (Showtime Too), Showtime Showcase, Showtime Extreme, Showtime Beyond, Showtime Women
Showtime Next. Showtime HD appears to be the same as Showtime
Starz Cinema ... Starz HDTV ... Encore Westerns ... MoviePlex ... Starz Kids & Family and Encore's Love Channel
SciFi Channel movies & TV-marathons ... USA Network movies. Bravo!
Fox Movie Channel no longer has monthly listings, just a non-text daily list on their flash website
See Dinner & A Movie page for upcoming TBS Dinner & A Movie (Fridays), Movie & A Makeover (Saturdays), TBS Movie Extra (Thursdays & Sundays)







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Monstervision's 100% Weird



A full-color recreation of Joe Bob's Saturday Night homepage (1999/2000) is now viewable. The links all work.

BBC will stop playing April Fools Day pranks when penguins fly

Yes, that's Terry Jones of Monty Python as the host, 2008
How it was created

Of course, April is also the month of the annual Spaghetti Harvest

Did you forget to send an important email? Google now has a Gmail feature that allows you to send email as far back in time as April 1, 2004. Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality. Click here for details. Posted by Google on April 1. The 1st day of April.

Amazing Flying Monkey. The fun is contagious! Click here to see video. You can't put them down. Everyone wants to fly them!

Full seasons now available: Buy Smallville DVDs at WBTVShop.com!

What if Ebay had a secret website where everything is half-off all the time? Click here

Check out the new ad for Indiana Jones 4 (2008)

MST3K is Back!   - RiffTrax

More weird videos posted at the Ripley's Believe It Or Not pages

The 4 major TV networks have cancelled the rest of the 2007/2008 season due to the writers strike and many writers will not have a job to come back to. Bionic Woman is gone for good. Reality shows and unscripted talk shows will continue and may increase. Mid-season replacements that already filmed their episodes will still run, including Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (premiered 14 January 2008)...see the preview videos. Next, the actors will strike and really nail the coffin on TV.
1980s eps of Knight Rider have moved to MyRTN: Retro Television Network, available in 40 states so far

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Four video clips/eps have been posted on the Night Gallery page

Previous MonsterVision listings here (last month, 2008)

Chronicles of Narnia 2 (2008) trailer "1300 years later"

Click here if you think your job sucks. What's up, Tiger Lily?

MonsterVision Bios of Joe Bob, the Mail Girl, etc. And of course, Professor Joe Bob also has his own Q&A page

Joe Bob Briggs recent interview (January 2006) page 1, page 2...Interview with Mike Nelson of MST3000
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Mean Kitty vs. California fires

Joe Bob Briggs interviews Ghoulardi (video courtesy YouTube, from 1991) and reviews Invaders From Mars

Post a comment at the new Monstervision blog. Anything to do with MonsterVision, Joe Bob Briggs, good movies, bad movies, baddest movies, etc.
If you prefer politics, then post a comment at zagnuter.blogspot.com on my post "The Candidates Are Asleep."

Sony won't confirm it, but insiders say the budget for Spider-Man 3 was around $350,000,000 making it the most expensive movie ever made. Not to be confused with the low-budget Lon Chaney, Jr. monster movie Spider Baby (1964, with the opening credits music narrated by Chaney himself) scheduled on TCM
Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill! (the lost scene)

Ed Wood (with Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi, as he was filming Plan 9 from Outer Space) is seen on AMC's sister station, Independent Film Channel

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Joe Bob Briggs interview from November 2006 is now archived online

You've heard about it, check it out for yourself. The George Orwell spoof: Why 2008 won't be like 1984 put together by a fan of Obama

Clip posted at YouTube: Bob Denver intros Mysterious Island for TNT's MonsterVision

If this link doesn't work it's not my fault (no pathetic excuses)

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Check out Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest or the Flying Dutchman may get you with its kracken

Golden Age of Radio online including The Shadow and Doc Savage


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Now available from Amazon.com Joe Bob Briggs narrates "A Double Dose of Joe Bob Briggs: "The Double-D Avenger" and "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter"

MonsterVision Rating System
G.....General Audiences, all ages allowed
PG....Profanity Guaranteed, all ages allowed
R.....Restricted, no one under 17 allowed unless they like looking at nekkid chicks or bloody violence and can talk the babysitter into pretending to be their parent to get them in. Unless of course she's a psycho Sitter
NC17...No children under 17, cause this movie has X-rated sex or violence that Hollywood doesn't want to call X-rated anymore. The British & Germans have a number-based ratings system, and the French use one based on bleu cheese

Joe Bob's new official site can be found at www.joebobbriggs.com.

Joe Bob Briggs bio from 1999 (he blooms anywhere)
There are books by Joe Bob Briggs available on the bio page, but none about Monstervision

Joe Bob's unlisted phone numberClick here for Joe Bob's secret home phone number

This vast website devoted to Monstervision built and maintained by half-vast fans

Best movies ever made by Japanese guys in monster suits...with links to Monstervision's host segments for "Godzilla" and "Godzilla vs Mothra" (Joe Bob just loved the tiny women who sing to Mothra)

A word from God

Big Trouble In Little China fans, for a free computer game based on your favorite movie, go to the Big Trouble In Little China computer game on the Wingkong.net fan website for free download. And don't worry if you don't get the rules right away, you weren't brought into this world to get it, Mr. Burton.
And here's Kurt Russell's opinion of Osama Bin Ladin.
Email: scifans@gmail

Click here to sign up for a weekly Email from Joe Bob, news you can't use, guaranteed. Want to drop Joe Bob a note? Send email to joebob@joebobbriggs.com

Longer version of that music the Phantom plays on a pipe organ

Click here for Christine (the movie review & host segments, not the demon-possessed car from Hell itself)

Or visit Boris Karloff, he's lonely

Kolchak, the Night Stalker page

Lock your doors, lock your windows, and click here for the "Halloween" movies

Halloween is 20 years old, happy birthday!

Animated graphics © 2003 by The Animation Factory.

This page © the great and powerful Bill Laidlaw. Be vewy vewy qwiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Bad, bad talking-cat

® Monstervision is a registered trademark of nobody

This electric site
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Click here to hear your computer scream again

Or here for Return of the Living Dead

Please note: this website is for intelligent people, not this guy
Was that the boogie-man?

Guess who's coming to dinner

Welcome to the party, pal

Monstervision Error 404 Page (it's fun)

See anything on this page you don't like? Contact the Webmaster. Not to be confused with the Puppet Master. Whatever you do, for God's sake, don't attempt to contact the zombie/undead "Puppet Master." You've been warned. That's all I can do.

Episodes of Wierd Science can be seen on Starz channel "Wam" What do you little maniacs want to do first?

The Visitors are coming to the Sci-Fi Channel in a remake of "V" with Robert Englund of Nightmare On Elm Street as a "friendly" alien

Greetings from The Visitors

Hamster Dance!

Or visit the Neko homepage

Click here if you want to be a spammer

Note: if you want to printout this page, be sure your printer is set to black ink & no background. And that it has ink in it. And paper

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What was the question again?

Ronald McDonald ends it all...click here for news item from the Urban Legends website 42% of all statistics are fake

10 Reasons Not To Kill President Bush


Your uncle was a monkey, swinging through the trees
Or don't you believe in Human origins?

Willard! There are rats in the basement!

"The majority is always wrong" - Steve McQueen

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Terrorists are not cowards, they're the enemy...Annihilate them
Joe Bob Briggs

They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and ookie, they're altogether spooky, the Addams Family. That's my 2˝˘ worth

It's A Joke, Son (256k video mp4)

Important Note: This is not a chain letter. It was not started decades ago in the Netherlands, nor was it perpetrated centuries ago by some deranged monk on Easter Island (which is highly unlikely in the first place, since EMACS only works on smart display terminals, and they weren't available on Easter Island back then, due largely to the U.S. state department's vigorous ban on exportation of advanced technology to deranged monks on equatorial islands).

There is no luck associated with this letter. Hence, it is pointless to send five copies of this letter to people you like. In fact, it is vigorously discouraged, since, by sending this letter through the postal service, you are needlessly burdening an already overworked system. You also increase the chance of the postal service losing mail. Murphy's Law will take effect here, resulting in your letter being delivered the next day, and a Red Cross package to a needy individual in Zimbabwe to be accidentally re-routed to Hackensack, New Jersey, thus becoming lost forever. You do not stand a chance, however, of displacing any junk mail.

If you break the chain, and fail to send five copies of this letter to other unfortunate individuals, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you. If, on the other hand, you do propagate five copies of this letter, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you, either.

"The Freaks" start doing the gooble gobble chant at a wedding reception (1932). By the way, this movie was banned in Britain for 30 years, and even the ending was edited out before it was released in America, and the ending on the storyboard wasn't approved for filming (it involved an ax and a bag of feathers)

People who think logically are a nice contrast to the rest of the world
Nine of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Do the other two enjoy them?

"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, Sweetheart," said the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."
"Good, what are we having for breakfast?" asked the new husband.
"Toast and juice," she replied.

The drive-in will never die!!!

"MonsterVision" was cancelled by the ungrateful weasels at TNT
Later gator,
Joe Bob

"Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose." Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

More Blonde Jokes:
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? ...It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ..."Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? ...Because it said "concentrate."
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.
Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket.
What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This Goes In Front."
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
"When I went to Wal-Mart for the first time...I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it was everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap." Paris Hilton

The latest blond joke is in the Miss Teenage America contest from someplace on the maps known as Carolina (not near Asian countries or the Iraq) and all of you U.S.Americans can see it here

Heroes of 9/11 and 3000 Names

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In February 2008 two thieves with knives invaded the north Texas home of 80 year old James Pickett but he got so mad when one of them said something bad about John Wayne he put them both in the hospital with cracked heads. Them's fightin' words!

Clothed or painted lady? is she nude or clothed? Is she wearing clothes or just paint?

Find out at Ripley's Believe It Or Not

Legal crap for this world wide website

Happy New Year from my cat

Fun fact: As of 1995, Yahoo.com had a indexed over 15,000 websites!

Some graphics on this page are from the Angelfire Graphics Library...That's the fact, Jack

Need a program to process windows media audio? Freeware available at this fansite (WMA, WMV and ASF)

Remember, a bird in the bush is worth half a bird in your hand, a word is worth one-thousandth of a picture, and the early worm gets eaten by a bird.

Can't find any hosted bad movies to watch? How about hosted bad movie trailers...check out the website Trailersfromhell.com, they appear to have a different hosted bad movie trailer 3 days a week. After you hear the hosted version, click un-narrated version to hear the trailer's original audio, in all it's glory!

In Arizona you can find Shit House Mountain and Bull Shit Canyon, but when the official state maps came out, they were discreetly refered to as S.H. Mountain and B.S. Canyon. So far, the Grand Tetons are still known as the Grand Tetons.

What has four legs and an arm? A pit bull.
What has four legs and an ear? Mike Tyson's pit bull.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker? "Hop in." The Drive-In will never die!

Gov. Eliot Spitzer and his much better halfCall girl: $3000
Hotel room: $250
Champagne: $500
Clueless wife: priceless

The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun. Ralph Nader (1980)
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