These movies continue to run on TNT, TBS, and even the SYFY Channel in their original form. Simply print out the host segments for the movie when it comes around and read Joe Bob's comments on each segment as you watch the movie. It's the next best thing to having Joe Bob on the couch next to you...
In addition to being Joe Bob Briggs on MonsterVision, John Bloom also appeared on Comedy Central's Daily Show to comment on Godstuff. John Bloom's Godstuff page at Comedy Central. John Bloom does most or all of his own writing
11/1 All Saints Day
11/1/54 Last B-29 bomber retired by the USAF
11/1/66 Three Elvis Presley albums go Gold today, his 1956 debut album and its 2 sequels
11/1/80 CSX Corporation formed, merging several railroads
11/2/43 The 15th Air Force flew its 1st mission of WW2
11/3/54 Singer Adam Ant (Stuart Goddard) born
11/2/67 British group Move sued for promotional postcard showing the Prime Miniter nude, cards confiscated
11/3/57 Great Balls Of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis released, hits #1, 2 & 3 on C&W, Pop, and R&B charts
11/3/59 C133 cargo plane made its 1st delivery of an Atlas intercontinental missile
11/3/61 Jimmie Rodgers (1897-1933) unanimously elected as 1st member of Country Music Hall of Fame
11/4/31 Ike Turner, singer
11/4/60 USAF revealed use of a C-97 as an airborne command post
11/4/76 Presented with a BeeGees platinum record, NY Mayor Beame says he looks forward to playing it
11/4/80 Ronald Reagan elected President
11/4/81 Private Eyes by Hall & Oates goes platinum, as does 9 Tonight by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band
11/5/1912 1st artillery adjustments made from a plane in USA
11/5/42 Art Garfunkel, singer
11/5/47 Peter Noone born, singer
11/5/46 Gram Parsons born (died 1973)
11/6/30 Capt. Eddie Rickenbacker awarded the Medal of Honor for WW1 action
11/6/65 New York hit by massive blackout
11/6/73 2 men are fined $300 each for stealing Gram Parsons' body to cremate in the desert
11/7/1885 Canadian Pacific Railway completed, Canada's 1st transcontinental railroad
11/7/1907 US Signal Corps alloted $25,000 to procure an airplane
11/7/43 born Joni Mitchell, singer
11/7/70 MGM Records drops 18 acts who "exploit & promote hard drugs" including Connie Francis and Judy Garland
11/7/74 Ted Nugent wins Nat. Squirrel-Shooting Archery Contest, at 150 yards
11/8/49 born Bonnie Raitt singer
11/8/50 1st jet plane vs. jet plane combat in history, over Korea
11/8/61 Leif Garrett
11/8/66 Ronald Reagan elected Governor of California
11/9/1918 Last US air unit assigned to Army in WW1
11/9/61 Record shop manager Brian Epstein goes to Cavern Club to hear the Beatles
11/9/66 rumor spreads that Paul McCartney is killed in auto accident and replaced by a look-alike
11/9/89 Fall of the Berlin Wall
11/10/58 Billboard says Beechnut gum's sales have doubled as sponsor of Dick Clark's American Bandstand
11/10/60 Gregg Allman gets a guitar for 13th birthday, forms group with his brother within the year
11/10/88 USAF announces existence of F-117A, the Stealth Fighter
11/11 Veteran's Day, originally observing the end of WW1 on the 11th day of the 11th month
11/11/56 1st flight of the world's supersonic bomber, the B-58 Hustler
11/12/42 Ninth Air Force established in Middle East
11/12/45 born Neil Young, singer
11/13/43 Heaviest raid on New Guinea in WW2, 119 B24s & B25s
11/13/65 James Brown's I Got You (aka I Feel Good) released, hits #1 on R&B and #3 on Pop charts
11/14/66 1st jet aircraft to land in Antarctica, a C141 Starlifter
11/14/60 Elvis Presley's It's Now Or Never sells a British record of 780,000 copies its 1st week there
11/15/32 Petula Clark, singer
11/15/47 1st test flight of a ram-jet helicopter, by McDonell Aviation
11/16/59 Capt. J.W. Kittinger parachuted from altitude of 76,400 feet
11/16/56 Elvis Presley's 1st movie debuts, Love Me Tender, grossing over $4 million in 2 months
11/16/1892 Dr. Thomas Neill Cream executed for 9 murders and numerous backstreet abortions, calling himself Jack the...
11/17/38 born Gordon Lightfoot
11/17/44 US fighters fly over Philippines for 1st time since evacuation of 1942
11/17/47 Actor Ronald Reagan elected president of the Screen Actors Guild
11/17/53 born Dino Martin, Jr.
11/18/1883 US & Canada begin using Standard Time to standardize railroad time schedules
11/18/49 USAF C-74 aircraft carried a record 103 people
11/18/54 Mambo Italiano by Rosemary Clooney banned as offensive by ABC Network Radio
11/18/56 Fats Domino sings Blueberry Hill on Ed Sullivan Show
11/18/68 Glen Campbell gets his 1st gold record, for Wichita Lineman
11/18/80 The B-52s' self-titled record album goes gold
11/19/52 World speed record of 698.5 mph set, by a F-86D
11/20/63 1st two F-4C jet fighters delivered to USAF
11/20/54 Singing cowboy Gene Autry 1st appearance on Grand Ole Opry
11/20/55 Bo Diddley does his own "Bo Diddley" live on Ed Sullivan Show instead of song he rehearsed for Ed
11/20/59 Alan Freed fired by WABC New York, refused to sign affidavit about payola
11/21/57 1st of several balistic missile bases to be erected at Frances E. Warren AFB in Wyoming
11/21/60 Ray Charles has 4 songs in top 100 inc. Georgia On My Mind and Ruby
11/22/88 Rollout of the B-2 "stealth" bomber
11/22/55 RCA signs singer Elvis Presley for $5000, which he uses to buy a Cadillac, & buys out his previous contracts
11/22/77 You Light Up My Life by Debbie Boone goes platinum, from a movie of the same name
11/23/47 1st flight of world's largest land plane, the XC-99
11/23/64 Rolling Stones banned by BBC after showing up late for live radio show "Top Gear"
11/23/76 Jerry Lee Lewis arrested outside Graceland, demanding to see Elvis, drunk & waving a pistol
11/24/44 1st large bombing raid on Tokyo, by 88 B-29s
11/25/36 Nazi Germany & Japan sign the Anti-Comintern Pact to "safeguard their common interests"
11/25/56 T/Sgt R.J. Patton made 1st successful polar parachute jump
11/26/38 Tina Turner born, singer
11/26/56 Big Band leader Tommy Dorsey found dead from a simple home accident
11/26/57 RF-101 established a transcontinental round trip record of 6 hours, 42+ minutes
11/26/75 Rev. Boykin of Tallahassee (FL) burns $2000 of rock & roll records "the Devil's music"
11/26/82 Miles Davis marries Cicely Tyson, with Bill Cosby as Best Man
11/27/1897 Jenny Coupler patented to make coupling railroad cars safer
11/27/1912 US Army accepts 1st flying boat, Curtiss Aviation
11/27/42 Jimi Hendrix born (died 1970)
11/27/44 born Eddie Rabbitt singer
11/27/74 "Kung Fu Fighting" becomes a gold record though sequel "Dance The Kung Fu" bombs
11/28/1729 300 French soldiers & settlers killed by Natchez Indians over settlements in their sacred burial grounds
11/28/29 Berry Gordy, Jr
11/28/42 1st US bombing raid on Japanese-occupied Thailand
11/28/44 Randy Newman born, he really does like short people
11/28/64 Leader Of The Pack by the Shangri-Las girl group becomes a #1 hit song
11/28/66 The Monkees get their 3rd gold record "I'm A Believer," their 2nd was anti-war Last Train To Clarkesville
11/29/51 USAF announces development of 1st all-jet heavy bomber, the B-52
11/30/29 Dick Clark born, America's oldest teenager
11/30/56 TM-61 Matador became USAF's 1st completely tactical missile
12/1/59 Essential systems were eliminated from the B-70 program, essentially ending it
12/1/45 born Bette Midler, singer/actress
12/1/35 born Lou Rawls singer
12/1/76 Bill Grundy uses the F word on the British "Today Show," The Sex Pistols are banned from performing
live shows in U.K.
12/1/82 Michael Jackson album "Thriller" released, with Vincent Price narration on title track
"While other people come upon roadkill and see a dead animal, I see a new hat" Beth Beverly, Taxidermist
Half of the DNA in humans and bananas is the same, does that mean we are all half bananas?
Ray Harryhausen's legendary stop-motion creatures defined blockbuster special effects for decades and inspired entire generations of filmmakers. He died May 7th, 2013 at the age of 92.
Note: Joe Bob's video host segments for "Blood Feast" have been added to the Blood & Donuts page cause I can't remember where I put the transcript for Blood Feast
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff" Frank Zappa Click here for the planet Alderran from the 1st Star Wars movie. The Shadow Knows Peter Graves of Mission Impossible (TV-series) and the movie Airplane, has died. His son tried to help but to no avail. Walter Koenig's son Andrew, a childstar on "Growing Pains" as Boner, has been found dead of suicide. Members of the cast of Star Trek and Growing Pains have sent their sympathy to the family; he had been treated for depression and went off his meds. Walter Koenig asks that anyone wrestling with depression please get help or call someone
Josh Friedman (the Terminator TV series) is casting for a new Charlie's Angels TV-series on ABC and Moonlight's Alex O'Loughlin is close to an agreement to play the Jack Lord role in a new Hawaii 5-0. NBC has ordered several new pilots to fill the hole in primetime left by Jay Leno returning to the Tonight Show, including a new Rockford Files by the creator of TV's House, and a dramedy starring David Tennant (Who?) called "Rex Is Not Your Lawyer" (I hope that's just a working title). American Movie Classics is adapting "The Walking Dead" zombie comic book for a new TV-series on the cable channel known for Mad Men and Breaking Bad. Starz is already running episodes of Sam Raimi's "Spartacus: Blood & Sand," with Lucy Lawless (Xena) as a Roman vamp. Remember Terry O'Quinn from the Monstervision feature Stepfather 2? He's no longer Mr. Nice Guy on the TV-series "Lost." He told TV Guide in January 2010 that in the 6th & final season, his character is "on a mission and he's a dark presence, almost like the devil. The more the others know about him, the more fear he inspires."
Hey, are you kids watching Play-Mate Of The Apes?
Note: Star Trek The Next Generation is on the SYFY channel as well as WGN weeknights @ 10pm/1am EST. A and E has The Sopranos @ 2pm Mon-Fri, and Family Channel has 2 eps of Sabrina The Teenage Witch @ 2pm Mon-Fri
Zombieland full-length trailer #2
There are no zombies in Washington DC because they eat brains
In August 2009, Nancy Pelosi said that people opposed to the government health care plan are un-American Nazis, then she sent her flying monkeys to find Dorothy in Oz.
Watch Dracula and his Vampire Brides in its entirety courtesy of YouTube, starring Christopher Lee for Hammer Films
Note: The SciFi Channel is changing its name to SYFY, don't ask me why why. Maybe it goes better with professional wrestling ABC has the TV rights to "The Witches Of Eastwick" and has turned it into a TV-series similar to Desperate Housewives titled simply "Eastwick." Tom Cruise has agreed to do Mission Impossible 4 as producer, but possibly not star in it in 2011. Click here to please Zardoz.
He's Always Russian Around
Alright, some of you turkeys still don't know what "Bimbo" means. Maybe this video will help
What's Russian for Zsa Zsa?
Have you ever been talking on the phone and forgot somebody's name? Perhaps it would help to have your brain indexed. Google announced a new service on April 1st called Brainsearch which will allow Google to search your brain for you anytime you want to remember something. It is available only for cell-phone users at this time because it uses Beta waves:
Website Sizzler, including free ebook: How To Generate Quick Cash In An Emergency
Four U.S. helicopters crossed into Syria on 10-27-08 to blast a terrorist camp there. The leading helicopter was flown by a shirtless guy named Rambo, wearing boxing shorts
If the number seven is lucky than I guess it must really be lucky when the stock market drops 777 points in one day...it dropped 18% in one week, a higher percentage than it did on Black Monday 10-28-29, brother can you spare a dime? A penny a day for a month, doubled, would be 1 cent times 30 days times two, or 60 cents! Here's a 31-day list of how much you would make if it doubled every day for 31 days
Want Monstervision episodes on DVD? Here's a fansite that appears to trade DVDs amongst its member for just the cost of postage: Latenightwingman.com
Did you forget to send an important email? Google now has a Gmail feature that allows you to send email as far back in time as April 1, 2004. Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality. Click here for details. Posted by Google on April 1. The 1st day of April.
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The budget for Spider-Man 3 was around $350,000,000 making it one of the most expensive movies ever made. Not to be confused with the low-budget Lon Chaney, Jr. monster movie Spider Baby (1964, with the opening credits music narrated by Chaney himself) Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill! (the lost scene)
If you see any problems with this website, you'll have to check with the Dungeonmaster. The webmaster is taking a nap
Now available from Amazon.com Joe Bob Briggs narrates "A Double Dose of Joe Bob Briggs: "The Double-D Avenger" and "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter" You can buy it at Joe Bob's new official site www.joebobbriggs.com and he'll even autograph it for you.
MonsterVision Rating System
G ..... General Audiences, all ages allowed
PG.... Profanity Guaranteed, all ages allowed
R ..... Restricted, no one under 17 allowed unless they like looking at nekkid chicks or bloody violence and can talk the babysitter into pretending to be their parent to get them in. Unless of course she's a psycho Sitter
NC17... No children under 17, cause this movie has X-rated sex or violence that Hollywood doesn't want to call X-rated anymore. The British & Germans have a number-based ratings system, and the French use one based on bleu cheese
Joe Bob Briggs bio from 1999 (he blooms anywhere) There are books by Joe Bob Briggs available on the bio page, but none about Monstervision
See anything on this page you don't like? Contact the Webmaster. Not to be confused with the Puppet Master. Whatever you do, for God's sake, don't attempt to contact the zombie/undead "Puppet Master." You've been warned. That's all I can do.
This is not a chain letter. It was not started decades ago in the Netherlands, nor was it perpetrated centuries ago by some deranged monk on Easter Island (which is highly unlikely in the first place, since EMACS only works on smart display terminals, and they weren't available on Easter Island back then, due largely to the U.S. state department's vigorous ban on exportation of advanced technology to deranged monks on equatorial islands).
There is no luck associated with this letter. Hence, it is pointless to send five copies of this letter to people you like. In fact, it is vigorously discouraged, since, by sending this letter through the postal service, you are needlessly burdening an already overworked system. You also increase the chance of the postal service losing mail. Murphy's Law will take effect here, resulting in your letter being delivered the next day, and a Red Cross package to a needy individual in Zimbabwe to be accidentally re-routed to Hackensack, New Jersey, thus becoming lost forever. You do not stand a chance, however, of displacing any junk mail.
If you break the chain, and fail to send five copies of this letter to other unfortunate individuals, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you. If, on the other hand, you do propagate five copies of this letter, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you, either.
"The Freaks" start doing the gooble gobble chant at a wedding reception (1932). By the way, this movie was banned in Britain for 30 years, and even the ending was edited out before it was released in America, and the ending on the storyboard wasn't approved for filming (it involved an ax and a bag of feathers)
People who think logically are a nice contrast to the rest of the world
Nine of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Do the others enjoy them?
"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, Sweetheart," said the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."
"Good, what are we having for breakfast?" asked the new husband.
"Toast and juice," she replied.
The drive-in will never die!!!
"MonsterVision" was cancelled by the ungrateful weasels at TNT
Later gator, Joe Bob
"Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose." Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
More Blonde Jokes:
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? ...It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ..."Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? ...Because it said "concentrate."
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.
Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket.
What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This Goes In Front."
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
"When I went to Wal-Mart for the first time...I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it was everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap." Paris Hilton
In February 2008 two thieves with knives invaded the north Texas home of 80 year old James Pickett but he got so mad when one of them said something bad about John Wayne he put them both in the hospital with cracked heads. Them's fightin' words!
Need a program to process windows media audio? Freeware available at this fansite (WMA, WMV and ASF)
Remember, a bird in the bush is worth half a bird in your hand, a word is worth one-thousandth of a picture, and the early worm gets eaten by a bird. That's my 2˝˘ worth
Can't find any hosted bad movies to watch? How about hosted bad movie trailers...check out the website Trailersfromhell.com, they appear to have a different hosted bad movie trailer 3 days a week. After you hear the hosted version, click un-narrated version to hear the trailer's original audio, in all it's glory!
Playboy Magazine has a new edition for married people, the centerfold is the same every month
What has four legs and an arm? A pit bull.
What has four legs and an ear? Mike Tyson's pit bull.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker? "Hop in." The Drive-In will never die!