Past movies have included Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan, all 3 Poltergeist movies (in a row, the same night), Back to the Future, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Stephen King's The Dead Zone and Christine, and even a couple of films they also made fun of on MST3K...
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Classic SciFi, Fantasy, Horror, or just plain campy monster movies previously seen on Monstervision, now scheduled on other channels (click title for Monstervision review & host segments, if available).
Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel Sunday, 3/7/2010 4pm/7pm EST Barbara Walters Special (repeated @ 8:30pm PST) ABC 5:30 PST Academy Awards (live) ABC Chronicles Of Narnia 2: Prince Caspian Starz Inkheart (Brendan Fraser) HBO Spider-Man 3 FX Channel Terminator 2 "Come with me if you want to live!" TNT 5:45 pm Who Framed Roger Rabbit Cinemax 6:00 pm The Banger Sisters (Goldie Hawn as a rock groupie) LMN TransSiberian (2008) Showtime 7:00 pm Biography: Jimi Hendrix Bio Channel Journey to the Center of the Earth (Brendan Fraser) HBO Family 7:15/10:15 EST The Big Knife (1955, Jack Palance, Ida Lupino) Turner Classic Movies 7:30/10:30 EST 007 in From Russia With Love (1963, Sean Connery) BBC America 8:00 pm 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies (Pierce Brosnan) G4/Tech TV The Simpsons (2 eps) FOX SuperSwarm (new, 2 hour) Discovery Channel Goodfellas (1990, Scorsese) American Movie Channel Grease (1978, John Travolta) & Grease 2 VH-1 Lakeview Terrace (2008, Samuel L. Jackson) Encore Saving Pvt. Ryan (1998, Tom Hanks, 3 hour) TNT 8pm & 10:30pm Days Of Thunder (Tom Cruise as a NASCAR racer) CMT 8pm & 9:50pm Old School (2003 comedy) TBS 8:10 pm Obsessed (2009, watch out for the new office temp) Starz 8:15/11:15 EST Anamorph (2007, Willem Dafoe) IFC 8:30 pm Bad Boys 2 NBC The Incredibles (2004 animated, superhero family) Family Channel A Knight's Tale (2001, Heath Ledger) HBO Family 9:00 pm 28 Days Later (2002, zombies in London) SYFY Frost/Nixon (2008, when the President does it, it's not illegal) HBO #2 Natalee Holloway (2009) Lifetime Wedding Crashers (2005) Comedy Central 9:30 pm Valmont (1989) Flix 9:30/12:30 EST Alien Nation (1988, homicide cop is teamed with UFO alien) FOX Movie Channel 10:00 pm Cold Case (new ep) CBS The Dark Knight Cinemax Elegy (2008) Showtime #2 Penitentiary 2 The Movie Channel 10pm & 2am Ax Men (new ep) History Channel 10pm/1am EST 007 in From Russia With Love (1963, Sean Connery) BBC America 10:30 pm Accused (Jodie Foster) LMN 11pm/2am EST Contempt (1963, Jack Palance) Turner Classic Movies 1am/4am EST The Bad & the Beautiful (1952, Lana Turner, Kirk Douglas) Turner Classic Movies 7:15/10:15 EST Brigadoon (1954, a village returns once every 100 years) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 3/8/2010 8:00 am The Outer Limits 8am-4pm SYFY 12pm/3pm EST I Dream of Jeannie (2 eps) & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri) 1pm/4pm EST Silk Stockings (1957) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 pm Bewitched (2 eps) TV-Land (mon-fri) 3pm/6pm EST 2 Weeks In Another Town (Kirk Douglas, Edward G. Robinson) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Brothers Warner (2008, Dennis Hopper, Debbie Reynolds) Turner Classic Movies followed by The Jazz Singer (1927, Al Jolson) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer 7pm-11pm SYFY Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake) HBO #2 7pm/10pm EST The Vanishing (1993) Fox Movie Channel 7:05 pm Replicant (R, Jean-Claude Van Damme) Showtime 7:10 pm Bedtime Stories (2008, fantasy) Starz 8:00 pm Chuck (new ep) NBC A Low Down Dirty Shame (Keenen Ivory Wayans spoofs 1970s blaxploitation) BET 8:20 pm Metroland (1997, Christian Bale) Sundance Channel 8:30 pm The Uninvited (2009) Cinemax 8:30/11:30 EST I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang (1932) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm 24 (new ep) FOX Biography: Tom Hanks Bio Channel Mamma Mia (2008) More Max Operation Repo (new ep) TruTV Pearl Harbor (2001, Ben Affleck) Starz 9pm & 1am American Pickers/Pawn Stars (new eps) History Channel 9pm/12am EST The Entity (1982) FOX Movie Channel 9:45 pm Eye See You (2002) Flix Curse Of The Jade Dragon (Woody Allen spoof, 2001) HBO Family 10:00 pm Law & Order (new ep) NBC CSI Miami (new ep) CBS Castle (new ep) ABC Damages (new ep) FX Channel Diary Of A Callgirl (new ep) Showtime Back To The Future 3 Encore 10:15/1:15 EST Confessions Of A Nazi Spy (1939, Edward G. Robinson) Turner Classic Movies 10:30/1:30 EST Hard Candy IFC 11:00 PM (ANIME MONDAY) MONSTER/BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE SYFY 12:15/3:15 EST The Brothers Warner (2008, Dennis Hopper, Debbie Reynolds) Turner Classic Movies 2am/5am EST Casablanca (1942, Bogart, Greenstreet, Bergman) Turner Classic Movies 3:45/6:45 EST And One Was Beautiful (1940, Billie Burke) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST The Sisters (Errol Flynn, Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies 6:45/9:45 EST Meet Me In St. Louis (1944, Judy Garland) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tues 3/09/2010 8:00 am Tru Calling marathon SYFY 11am/2pm EST My Sister Eileen (1955, Janet Leigh, Jack Lemmon) Turner Classic Movies 1pm/4pm EST The Bachelor & the Bobby-Soxer (1947, Cary Grant, Shirley Temple) Turner Classic Movies 2:45/5:45 EST The Parent Trap (1961, Hayley Mills, Brian Keith) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Kurosawa's Ikiru (1952) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 pm Death Becomes Her (Goldie Hawn as a zombie) Cinemax 7:00 pm Babe HBO Family 7:25 pm Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) Starz 7:30 pm Shutter (2008) More Max National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets (2007, Nicolas Cage) USA Network What Women Want (Mel Gibson, 2000) Showtime #2 7:30/10:30 EST Throne Of Blood (1957) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm NCIS & NCIS Los Angeles (new eps) CBS The Devil Wears Prada (2006) FX Channel Double Cross (2006, Yancy Butler meets strangers on a train) LMN 007 in GoldenEye (1995, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean) G4/Tech TV The Preacher's Wife (1996 fantasy, remake of The Bishop's Wife) Flix 17 Again (2009, Matthew Perry goes back in time to high school) HBO #2 Space Cowboys (2000, aging astronauts find a cold war weapon in orbit) American Movie Channel TransSiberian (2008) Showtime To Die For (R, 1995, Matt Dillon) The Movie Channel WALL-E (animated, the last robot on Earth looks for humans) Encore The Wild (2006, animated) Disney Channel 8pm/11pm EST Cabin Fever (2002, teens in a remote cabin vs. flesh-eating horror) IFC 8:15 pm Day The Earth Stood Still (2008 remake) Cinemax 8:30 pm Inkheart (2009, Brendan Fraser) HBO Land Before Time 3 (1995, cartoon dinosaurs) HBO Family 9:00 pm Lost & Forgotten (new eps) ABC Biography: John Ritter & Three's Company (2 hour) Bio Channel Stepbrothers (2008, Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly) Starz 9:30/12:30 EST Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress (1958, save me OB-1) Turner Classic Movies 9:30/12:30 EST Barton Fink (Hollywood satire with that Barton Fink feel) FOX Movie Channel 10:00 pm Michael Vick Project (new ep) BET Bad Girls Club (new ep, last of season) Oxygen Blood On Her Hands (1998) LMN Matinee (1993, John Goodman spoofs 1950s monster movies) HBO Family The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh (R, 2008) The Movie Channel Street Kings (2008, Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker) Cinemax White Collar (new ep) USA Network What's Love Got To Do With It? (1993, biopic of Ike & Tina Turner) VH-1 10pm & 2am Life After People (new ep) History Channel 10:15 pm The Opposite Of Sex (Christina Ricci) Sundance Channel 10:30 pm 007 in GoldenEye (1995, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean) G4/Tech TV 11:00 PM STARGATE: CONTINUUM SYFY 12am/3am EST Kurosawa's Hakuchi (1951) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM DAGON SYFY 3am/6am EST The Lower Depths (1957, Kurosawa) Turner Classic Movies 5:15/8:15 EST Meet The People (1944, Lucille Ball as Rosie the Riviter) Turner Classic Movies 7am/10am EST 2 Sisters From Boston (1946, June Allyson, Jimmy Durante) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 3/10/2010 8:00 am Twilight Zone hour episodes 8am-10am SYFY 9am/12pm EST Luxery Liner (1948, remade as TV-series The Love Boat) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am All Souls 10am-4pm SYFY 1pm/4pm EST Jupiter's Darling (1955, Esther Williams) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST Merry Andrew (1958, Danny Kaye) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST 10-movie Fred Astaire-Ginger Rogers marathon Turner Classic Movies The Gay Divorcee (1934) Turner Classic Movies ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Walter Koenig's son Andrew, a childstar on "Growing Pains" as Boner, has been found dead of suicide. Members of the cast of Star Trek and Growing Pains have sent their sympathy to the family; he had been treated for depression and went off his meds. Walter Koenig asks that anyone wrestling with depression please get help or call someone |
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