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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A teenage girl sets out to win her policeman father's approval and affection by clearing the name of his falsely accused patrol dog Ace in this family comedy-drama starring Dean Cain (Ripley's Believe It Or Not) and Britt McKillip.
Ace of Hearts
Beer LeagueA team of hard-drinking softball team losers more interested in carousing than hitting homers must dig deep and pull a pennant victory out of their beer steins if they're going to beat their obnoxious league rivals in this sports comedy. Delta FarceBlue collar comedy rules the roost with this hilarious farce starring Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and D.J. Qualls as buddies who are mistaken for Army Reservists and sent to the Middle East - but when they are accidentally dropped into Mexico, they misread the situation and set about trying to "liberate" a besieged village from a demented drug lord. Danny Trejo costars.
Disaster MovieThe demented minds behind "Date Movie" and "Meet the Spartans" devise this spoof of end-of-the-world epics, where plucky survivors attempt to save the planet from meteors-- and rabid squirrels Expelled: No Intelligence AllowedComedian, actor and political commentator Ben Stein hosts this documentary examination of the "intelligent design" (I.D.) theory of human creation, a highly controversial alternative to the prevailing concept of Darwinian evolution in schools. PG, 98 Mins GoobyA little boy who is neglected at home conjures up a life-size teddy bear companion whose bumbling exploits are soon noticed by a teacher determined to cash in on the phenomenon in this family comedy starring Matthew Knight, Eugene Levy, David James Elliott, Ingrid Kavelaars and featuring the voice of Robbie Coltrane Heck's Way HomeWhat's a loyal family dog to do when he becomes separated from his owners during a move? He can track them cross-country and become one of those great "dog-tracks-family-cross-country" stories. Alan Arkin stars in this epic adventure for the entire family. HoneydripperIn a last-ditch effort to save his flagging business, a juke joint owner in 1950's Alabama hires a troubled young electric guitarist to boost attendance at his once-popular nightclub, with unpredictable results. Danny Glover, Gary Clark Jr., Keb' Mo', Lisa Gay Hamilton and Charles Dutton costar in this film from writer and director John Sayles. ScorchedUnbeknownst to each other, several disgruntled bank workers plot to rip off their employer using various ingenious schemes, but cross paths while committing the crimes. Alicia Silverstone, Woody Harrelson, Joshua Leonard, Rachael Leigh Cook, Paulo Costanzo and John Cleese star in this ensemble caper
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