"Most people sell their soul for money. I did."

"I'd be a true jerk if I abandoned them now."

"Women's enemy.... is mine."

"You need to fix that attitude or you'll lose friends."

"People who don't know what heaven is, don't have the right to tell others to go to hell."

"Would'a have studied chem a little more if I knew it'd be useful."

"I'm not gonna die with bunch of stink'in men!" (anime, ep 14, to random soldiers)

"Let me teach you a more moving motivational speech next time." (anime, ep 14, to Ken)