Friday 12th December - Battle for Christmas Number One is Crap Compared to Stevie Wonder

Monday 8th December - In Praise of the Wilkinson Sword Quattro

Wednesday 3rd December - From the Diary of Bryan Ferry (Part 2)

Monday 1st December - Rugby ('Rugger') Again

Friday 28th November - From The Diary of Bryan Ferry (Part 1)

Tuesday 25th November - Splash (The Humanity)

Monday 24th November - Weblog / Sitcom Curse

Wednesday 19th November - Lazy Media Fatheads Again

Monday 17th November - Rugby ('Rugger')

Friday 14th November - Goodbye Money

Tuesday 11th November - Cliche Crackdown an Excuse for Laziness

Monday 10th November - Do You Want to Know The Truth ABout Charles? Read On!

Friday 7th November - Dumbing Down

Wednesday 5th November - Audition

Monday 3rd November - Running Leads to Important Lesson

Wednesday 29th October - Being Nude at the Gym

Monday 27th October - Halloween Craziness * exclamation mark * * exclamation mark *

Thursday 23rd October - War. Huh. What Is It Good For?

Tuesday 21st October - The Girl's A-Lout! Ho Ho!

Monday 20th October - Birthday Whinger

Friday 17th October- Working From Home

Tuesday 30th September - Harvest Dinner

Monday 29th September - Goodbye Minni

Friday 26th September - Gerbil Mortality

Monday 22nd September - The Shocking Truth About The Shocking Truth About Binge Britain

Friday 19th September - A Pompous Man Writes About Schadenfreude

Tuesday 16th September - Bad Song Lyrics. Irony. Angus Deayton is a Prick

Monday 15th September - A Lazy, Boring Entry By a Busy Man

Friday 12th September - So Who Is the Nation of Sick, Sick Perverts Now?

Wednesday 10th September - The Boring Mercury Music Prize

Monday 8th September - Grammar School Blues

Friday 5th September - More Graffiti

Thursday 4th September - Do Yo Like Sex?

Tuesday 2nd September - The Non-Burger

Monday 1st September - Crisis Point

Friday 29th August - Bad Things that Must Be SMASHED

Thursday 28th August - Cleaning

Tuesday 26th August - All Man

Thursday 21st August - Bum Notes (When you have read this entry, you will realise that the title is a pun. And you will steeple your fingers under your chin, and go “Ahhhhhh”)

Wednesday 20th August - World's Strongest Man

Tuesday 19th August - Twat. Toffs. The Euro. Gerbils

Monday 18th August - I'm Jon. I'm Disgusting

Friday 15th August - Very Old

Wednesday 13th August - Film Round

Tuesday 12th August - Quiz Angusih

Monday 11th August - Hilarious Sitcom Life

Sunday 10th August - Anguish

Friday 8th August - Q: What is a decomposing cow’s head. A: Excellent

Thursday 7th August - Fighting Papers

Wednesday 6th August - Word

Tuesday 5th August - What Colour is a Chow's Tongue

Monday 4th August - Re-Union

Friday 1st August - Live a Lotto

Thursday 31st July - Money

Wednesday 30th July - My Famous Testes

Tuesday 29th July - Pub Quiz