A
astral projection noun - the theory that while one sleeps one has another body, an astral body, that can travel through time and space.
B
brooding - verb - appearing deep in thought
Double Bowling Date
noun - something that doesn't work out as anticipated, e.g., a disaster.
BtVS
abbr. "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
C
Carbon-dated
adj. Beyond Passé
chick fight thing
noun - female street fight thing with hair pulling and nail digging.
childhood trauma
noun - problem. as in . . "What's your childhood trauma?"
country music
noun - the music of pain
D
Da bomb
adjective - cool
dust
verb - to eliminate vampires using a stake
E
Elsewhere to be
n Another engagement far away (sarcasm)
Evita-like
adj. Self-centred; arrogant; Madonna-like
Exorcist twist
n Full turn of the head executed by teenage-boy-killing praying mantises and Linda Blair
F
funky
adjective - not of the norm, unusual, odd
feeding
verb - Drinking blood; a vampire's only means for survival.
Free
n Study hall
G
Gene and Roger
n Unsolicited criticism (as in Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert)
H
hitting a major backspace
verb - losing points in popularity status
hootenanny
noun - party chock full o' hoot with a little bit of nanny
hottie
noun - attractive male or female-- including vampires. ie : Angel
harvest
noun - a night once in a century when a Master Vampire can draw power from one of his minions while it feeds.
host
noun - The person off whom the vampire feeds.
Helen Keller
n Unobservant person ("my eyes are hazel, Helen Keller")
I
idiot box
noun - any kind of computer
J
Just Friends
phrase - opposite of "That Way"
K
kiss of death
noun - the words "have a great summer" when written in a high-school yearbook
L
life
noun - the act of living, but only when it includes elements of fun
Lose (one's) water
v Freak out
M
much
adverb - [Cordelia] great in degree - often used as a put-down, as in "Pathetic much?" or "Over-identify much?"
master
noun - The most powerful of vampires, capable of destroying the earth
minion
noun - a follower of the Master Vampire
N
Nothing's Gonna Happen
sentence - something's gonna happen
O
One-Starbucks town
n Boring burg
P
pos
adverb - yes, affirmative . . opp. of neg
Q
R
S
Salty goodness
n Male treat for the eyes (synonym: a studly)
Scully
v Explain paranormal activity with scientific rationale; homage to The X-Files' Dana Scully ("I can't believe you are trying to Scully me")
Keyser Sözed
adj. Duped into believing in a non-existent villain by the actual bad guy, à la The Usual Suspects ("Does anybody else feel like they've been Keyser Sözed?")
Sabrina
noun - A witch
She-Giles
noun - female with Watcher's knowledge of the supernatural and slayer history
Shields, Brooke
noun - creature from the blue lagoon
shindig
noun - situation
slayer
noun - a girl born once every generation with the strength and skill to hunt vampires, find them where they gather and stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their numbers.
smoochies
noun - kissing
so
adverb - very much - as in Willow is so the net girl
spontaneous human combustion
noun - el bursto into flamo-- like the human torch, except it hurts
superchick
noun - abnormally powerful woman . . ; Buffy/Julie
T
tact
noun - not saying true stuff
Tesh, John
noun - 1. TV personality and composer of inspirational music 2. Evil incarnate-- the devil.
That Kind of Moron
noun - someone who wants to return to Sunnydale
that way
noun - Buffy doesn't think of Xander that way
tragedy masks
noun - sad faces
U
Übersuck
n Major bummer
undead
adjective - vampire or zombie; dead but doesn't act like it
V
Vague that up
v Make a completely foggy explanation more unclear (sarcasm)
vampire 1
noun - reanimated body of currently dead human who feeds on blood has pointy teeth and a generally nasty disposition
vampire 2
noun - Demonic creatures who live off the blood of humans; a vampire appears to be a normal person until the feed is upon them -- only then do they reveal their true demonic visage
vogue up
infinitive - to beautify
vessel
noun - a minion, bearing a three-pointed symbol, which can give the Master Vampire power by feeding
W
The wig
n The creeps (also wiggins)
wacky, the
noun - irrational behaviour caused by love, crazy things ("Love makes you do the wacky")
wiggins
noun - the creeps form of wigged out . . as in that guy with a nail in his head gives me the wiggins
witch
noun - one who casts horrible disfiguring spells, usually to become a cheerleader
watcher
noun - person who finds the Slayer and leads her on her path; it is his destiny to guide the Slayer
X
Y
yester
adjective - In the past or history. Example: Buffy says, "That nail polish is so 'yester'.
Z
