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Series

See disclaimers: Random Insanity
Slashy goodness, in connected episodes!!
Includes:  Rewarded, Heartbreak Even, Cosmology, Finding Orli, Shelter from the Storm, From Distant Lands, and The Laws of Nature.
Webmistresses Note:  Please note that some of these fics are works in progress.  :)


Heartbreak Even (Updated 08/04/04) (Orlando Bloom/Brad Pitt)

Part 1:  R - Which of these four is not like the others?

NEW   Part 2:  PG-13 - The resident poof.


Rewarded  (Updated 07/05/03)  (Kink Fic) (Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom)

Part 1:  R - Mistakes have consequences.
Part 2:  R - How to know if you're a spanking fetishist.
Part 3:  NC-17 - Spanking the elf.
Part 4:  NC-17 - Lying back and taking it like a man.
Part 5:  NC-17 - Coming back for more.
Part 6:  NC-17 - There's no boy like a rentboy.
Part 7:  NC-17 - Careful what you wish for.
Part 8:  NC-17 - Putting on a show.
Part 9:  NC-17 - Orli gets punished (again).
Part 10:  R - Things Get Complicated.
Part 11:  R - Making sense of things.
Part 12:  NC-17 - Getting back into the groove.

NEW   Part 13:  R - Out on the Town.

From Distant Lands  (Update 12/04/03)  (FPS)
Summary:  A twist of fate throws Will Turner into Middle Earth...
Part 1:  PG-13
Part 2:  PG-13
 
 

Shelter from the Storm  (Updated 12/04/03)
Summary:  Finding hope in the darkest times.
Please read this author's disclaimer before beginning this series:
       This is an alternate universe fic dealing with a horrible time in history -- the Nazi terror in WWII Europe.  As someone who is Jewish and knows those who have survived the concentration camps, I am well aware of the horrors perpretrated upon the millions of people who lived through that horrific period, and it is not my intention to offend anyone.  If you feel this story may offend you, PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUE READING.  Flames will not be tolerated as feedback.
       There will be no graphic violence whatsoever in this story, nor will there be gruesome images.  The overall rating is NC-17 for sexual content, but each chapter will be individually rated.  This story was originally inspired by learning that Orlando Bloom's late father was Jewish, although as far as I know, Orlando himself is not a practicing Jew in real life, nor is his friend Andre Schneider.

The story begins in pt. 1

Part 1:  PG-13
Part 2:  PG-13
Part 3:  PG-13
Part 4:  PG-13
Part 5:  PG-13
Part 6:  PG-13
Part 7:  PG-13
Part 8:  PG-13
Part 9:  R
Part 10:  PG-13
Part 11:  NC-17
Part 12:  PG-13
 
 

The Laws of Nature
Crack!Fic - Orli gets pregnant. (4 parts total)
Part 1:  NC-17
Part 2:  PG-13
Part 3:  PG-13
Part 4:  PG-13 

 

Finding Orli

(A series of stand alones)

There's a Brit in my Bed!
PG-13 (Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom) Viggo comes home to a surprise.

There's an Elf in my Bed!
PG (Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom) Viggo comes home to a surprise.

There's a Rentboy in my Bed!
NC-17 (Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom) Viggo comes home to a surprise.

There's a Pirate in my Bed!
NC-17 (Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom) Viggo comes hom to a surprise (Smap!)
 
 

Cosmology

The Nature of Angels - PG-13 (SeanAstin/Elijah Wood) (Part 1 of 2)  Sean observes Elijah, then himself.
(Webmasters note:  This is the first LotR slash story that the prolific Elizabeth wrote, back in March of 2003.  :))

Azaradel - R (Sean Astin/Elijah Wood) Someone else is watching.
 
 

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