AJ: Hello all you monster fans! Today we've got some real awesome monster battles. Kaiju wrestling fans you won't want to miss this episode.

Tim: That's right because, we have the Deadly Mantis vs. Skeetera vs. Seigio (AKA Ts-Eh-Go which I beleive is the correct name. But we'll keep tradition and spell it: Seigio.) Then we have RoF Dragon, Kraken and Cerberus all in one match for the Legendary Belt and then we'll end the show with two members of "Apes" vs. two members of "Team Zilla" vs. Battra and Mothra in a three kaiju team battle!

AJ: And so on to the first big match of the night with more to come! But for now its a three way bug battle!

VS       VS      
Deadly Mantis                        Skeetera                        Seigio

Tim: For this match the arena has become Chicago, fitting as this is the setting for "The Begining of the End", the movie about giant grass hoppers. Skeetera is warped on top of the Sears Tower, Seigio is warped the base of the tower and the Deadly Mantis is warped on top of a neighboring building.

The bell rings meaning the match has begun. Seigio is already on the offensive, using the acidic liquid from his tail to dissolve several different parts of the Sears Tower. Not long after the building collapses. Deadly Mantis and Skeetera both take off in order to avoid the falling structure. While in fleeing from the destruction site Skeetera spots the flying giant mantis and shoots fire balls at the insect. The mammoth mantis however is able to evade the burning projectiles. The Deadly Mantis swoops down low and extends its scyth-like claws, using them to leave two cuts across Seigio's back as it flies over the scorpion. Seigio retaliates by squirting out acid from its tail. The stream of corrosive liquid strikes the mantis, desolving the Deadly Mantis' left wing. The giant insect spirals out of the sky before slamming into a building. Skeetera zooms over Seigio before swooping down and launching a fire ball at the giant scorpion. The burning matter collides into the pavement and detonates right in front of Seigio, the blast causes debris to fly up and strike the scorpion's body. Skeetera turns to fly away from Seigio and flies over the mantis' crash site when a scyth-like limb flies up and severs one of Skeetera's back legs. Skeetera releases a screech as she unwillingly descends. As she falls Seigio pounds the side of his claw into Skeetera's body, sending here crashing into a close by building, causing the structure to fall apart and crushing Skeetera beneath the ruble.

AJ: The giant mantis extends his sythes outwards and charges at Seigio in rage. Before the Deadly Mantis can reach its target Seigio grabs the Kaiju's claws, then pushes out and releases his grip, repelling the insect Kaiju. The mantis rampages for the scorpion again and is met with the same results, only this time during their short struggle Skeetera flies out of the rubble and lands on Seigio's back, holding his tail back with its back three legs as she sucks the scorpion's blood. Skeetera then flies off of Seigio who brings his tail down and splits Deadly Mantis' head in two. Skeetera then turns around and demonstrates her newly aquired power from Seigio by spiting a stream of burning liquid which desolves through the mantis' thorax, causing what remains of the mantis' body to fall apart. Seigio doesn't like having his abilities stolen and squirts a stream of acid from his stinger. Skeetera evades the liquid, which instead burns through the side of a building. Skeetera uses her own new flaming acid spit. Seigio tries to move out of the way and the acid splashes down right next to Seigio.

Tim: Man Seigio got lucky on that one!

AJ: He sure did but let us see if he gets that lucky again. Ah! He's gone underground!

Tim: Since when do scorpions burrow.

AJ: Beats me but it seems as though mutant scorpions can. Skeetera lands before either out of confusion or frustration blasts random structures with fire balls and streams of flaming acid. Suddenly a claw bursts up out of the ground behind her. Skeetera makes an attempt to flee but it is too late. She is gripped by the claw which hangs on to her by her middle left leg. Skeetera struggles to get free and she does at the cost of her leg, leaving her with only four limbs and the claw sinks back into the ground as she sails upwards. Skeetera flies forward when the Seigio's stinger breaks through the surface of the pavement and squirts acid streight up in front of Skeetera. Skeetera dodges the fountain of deadly liquid. She then swoops down and picks up a car and raises it into the air. She flies down the street and drops the car then lands on the roof of a near by building. One of Seigio's pincers rise up out of the ground before reaching around in search of Skeetera who is actually far above the scorpion. Seigio, realizing he's been tricked pulls his arm back underground but not before Skeetera shatters his limb with quadruple of fire balls. Seigio bursts up from out of the ground, crying in rage only to receive a stream of flaming acid down his throat.

Tim: First Wave bellows in pain before dying. Skeetera is the winner!

Next, last week we had three monsters battling Majin. They won but only one may hold the belt. It's a triangle match for the belt now! Our combatants are fierce and neither want to lose. The arena has become an ancient Greek city next to a near by beach with an arificial sea. On the beach at the edge of the city is a colloseum and a few hundred feet up the beach from the colloseum is a mountain range. Each Kaiju is fourty foot tall and warped into the colloseum. May the battle begin!

       VS             VS      
Kraken                                              RoF Dragon                                              Cerberus

Tim: The bell rings and RoF Dragon starts off the match by setting Kraken ablaze with his natural napalm breath. Cerberus, used to the flames oh Hades, is non-affected by the flames and goes ahead and tackles Kraken, causing him to crash through the colloseum wall. The flying sand produced as Kraken crashes to the ground, extinguishes the flames concealing his body. Cerberus leaps on top of his fallen foe and makes an attempt to gore the sea beast with its three sets of jaws, but Kraken is no push over and manages to keep the hell hound from causing him too much harm. And during their struggle RoF Dragon is circling the other cobatants and raining down streams of flame. While Cerberus has his three canine heads crashing down on Kraken his serpent for a tail turns its attention to RoF Dragon. His snake tail sails up into the "sky" and wraps around the dragon's ankle and hurls him into the close by sea. Kraken uses three hands to hold back each dog head and then uses his extra hand to deliver a mighty blow to Cerberus' under belly, knocking the guard of the underworld onto his back. Kraken takes quick action in getting back up and trying to pin Cerberus ...1 ...2 but no! Cerberus refuses to lose and his snake tail surges between Kraken's leg, comes up behind the beast before wraping around Kraken's neck, choking the titan and pulls him off of Cerberus. Kraken reaches down and pulls up Cerberus' snake for a tail and bites it at the base. The snake backs down but it's too late as Cerberus is back on his feet. Cerbus lunges at Kraken and this time manages to get ahold of three of Kraken's hands, locking them in his jaws. Kraken tries to pull away but his efforts are in vain, no matter how hard he pulls Cerberus doesn't losen his grip!

AJ: Looks as though this'll be awhile. Oh wait I think he's finally learned pulling does nothing, now he's stopped doing anything at all. No! Instead he's shoving his hands farther in to Cerberus' jaws.

Tim: Ah! I see. He's causing Cerberus to gag on his hands!

AJ: Cerberus lets go. Kraken then takes both his right hands and uses them in synchronized motion to deliver twin punches to the side of Cerberus' middle head, causing Cerberus to fall on his side. RoF Dragon finally lands ashore farther down the beach from the three-headed dog and the four-armed sea beast. RoF Dragon takes to the air and picks up a large boulder in its talons and flies over the two other Kaiju. He releases his load which strikes both of his foes. Both fall to the ground. Cerberus' snake-for-a-tail arises again and once more wraps itself around RoF Dragon's tail but this time pulls the flying reptile to Cerberus. RoF Dragon tries to use it's flaim breath to get the snake to release him but like himself, Cerberus is immune to flame or heat and continues to pull RoF Dragon closer and closer to the three maws anxiously awaits him below. However the Kraken gets back up and tackles Cerberus, ignoring the dragon in the "sky" above completely! During the confusion below RoF Dragon is able to escape. Kraken swipes at Cerberus who backs away quick enough to evade the attack, then Cerberus counter attacks by charging forward, rearing up on his hind legs and bringing his form crashing down on Kraken's chest and biting his arms, before they both fell to the ground. RoF Dragon circles around the two wrestling Kaiju and sends a stream of napalm down, creating a circle of flame around the two. Kraken lifts all his arms in the air with clenched fists, planning to bring them down on Cerberus and crush his form but Cerberus has other plans. Before Kraken gets the chance to attack Cerberus charges forward and body slams the sea monster, sending him stumbling back through the flames and into a building. Kraken tries to get up and succeeds to getting on his feet only to be pushed back down when cerberus leaps out of the ring of flames and tackles Kraken and pins ...1 Kraken doesn't want to lose and pounds away at Cerberus' body but the hound is as determined as he and doesn't back away ...2 ...3 Kraken is out of the match but that still leaves RoF Dragon. Where is RoF Dragon anyway!?

Tim: There he is! You can see his wings come up and then sink below the line of mountains. He's now flown over the mountains and is swooping down at Cerberus! He flies right over his enemy but in doing so he smacks Cerberus' heads with his tail.

AJ: It should seem as though RoF Dragon is too quick for Cerberus as he repeats this process six additional times with almost no resistance at all.

Tim: By some stroke of luck Cerberus has gotten a grip on RoF Dragon's left wing and is now ripping apart the membrain. RoF Dragon manages to get free leaving the canine monstrosity to play with a chunk of his wing membrain. RoF Dragon sends a stream of flame at Cerberus but causes no damage to the three-headed hound. Cerberus roars err... barks uh... Beats me. He made a loud sound at RoF Dragon before charging in rage at RoF Dragon. The dragon tries to fly but can only manages to make it as far as over Cerberus. But even this RoF Dragon can use to his advantage. He sends another stream of flames at Cerberus but this only succeeds in irritating the mammoth hound. Cerberus charges for RoF Dragon who uses what's left of his ability to fly, causing Cerberus to charge straight for the mountain, crashing into the stone. RoF Dragon uses his mighty tail to send a boulder flying towards the summitt of the mountain, causing a rock slide, crushing Cerberus under the boulders. RoF Dragon is the winner!

AJ: And now it is time for our main event! A three Kaiju team battle! The arena becomes Tokyo! Let the match begin!

       VS      

King Kong & Mighty Joe Young                 Battra & Mothra                          Zilla & Komodothrax

Tim: King Kong and Joe Young are warped side by side near Tokyo Tower and Zilla and Komodothrax are warped farther down the road from them while Battra and Mothra are warped into the air above the city.

AJ: The bell rings and Zilla throws his head back and roars before charging straigt at Kong. Kong throws a fist at Zilla but the marine iguana leaps right over Kong and knocks him to the ground with a powerful tail whip. Joe Young attacks the iguana in an attempt at helping his partner but only succeeds in pounding the side of the iguana's head before he is knocked away with a blast of thermo breath from Komodothrax. Komodothrax tries to torch Joe again but Mothra dives down in front of Komodothrax and releases reflective scales from her wings and turns the heat and light energy into a stray shot upon a building. She then fires twin beams from her antennas, tipping Komodothrax on her back. Kong and Zilla are back up with Zilla clamping his jaws tight on Kong's left arm and Kong pounding away at his head with his free hand. Battra sweeps down and body slams Kong, which yanks Zilla down to the ground with him. Battra fires a set of prism beams but Zilla lets go of Kong and uses his own blue breath weapon resulting in a massive explosion as both waves of energy connenct.

Tim: It's mass chaos down there! I LOVE IT! Komodothrax and Mighty Joe Young have gotten into a shoving match as Mothra flies over them, causing hurricane winds but the two behemoths still continue to battle untill lightning surges through the released scales and send electric currents into Joe and Komodothrax causing both extreme discomfort. Kong notices the elictricity and temporarily ignores Zilla and Battra and runs over to absorb the electricity. Before Kong can reach his destination Zilla hits him in the back with his breath weapon before getting body slammed by Battra. Kong gets up and races to the electrical energy just as it ceaces. Zilla has approached from behind and sinks his teeth into Kong's shoulder. Kong grabs his head and in an amazing feat of strength, flips Zilla on hid back before pounding the marine Iguana in the chest and stomach. AppArently Kong was able to absorb some electricity as Zilla is being shocked. Zilla retaliates by giving Kong a claw swipe and a trio of cuts across his chest. Kong roars out of anger and begins to stomp on Zilla's dewlap. Zilla cracks his jaws open and fires his breath weapon and knocks Kong onto his back. Kong gets back up and growls at Zilla and leaps backwards. He grabs on to the building with his hands and then grips Zilla with his hand-like feet. He yanks him back and forces his arm against the building and brings his fist slamming down on Zilla's arm, breaking the bones. Zilla sends out a distress call. Komodothrax, who had gotten in another shoving match with Joe, understands the cry and repells Joe and charges to Kongs location before blasting him with her nuclear breath. Kong gets his torso scorched. He roars before jumping torwards Komodothrax and lands before her. He grabs her by the back of her neck, she then slashes away at Kong's arm. Kong then brings a fist crashing down on Komodothrax's skull bringing her to the ground. Battra and Mothra have just killed Mighty Joe Young with a combination of wing lightning and prism bream attacks and now turn their attention to the struggle between Kong and Komodothrax. Mothra and Battra fire their prism beams and antenna rays straight at Komodothrax but Kong is trying to pin Komodothrax. Komodothrax manages to shift Kong so that he's in the line of fire and uses him as a living sheild. Kong has been destroyed. Mothra and Battra are shocked to find Komodothrax has survived the massive wave of destruction caused by their combined attack. Komodothrax shoves Kong off of her and fires her nuclear breath at Mothra, sending her spiraling backward. Battra is about to fire a pair of prism beams at Komodothrax but before he can release the discharge Zilla, who had managed to reach the top of a building using only one arm, leaps down ontop of Battra, crushing him in to the pavement and biting his head afterwards, killing the mammoth moth. Thus leaves only Mothra in a two-on-one fight!

AJ: Mothra has gotten back into the air and fires a thorax beam at Zilla who manages to leap out of the way. Komodothrax uses her breath weapon once more but this time Mothra releases her scales and reflects the energy and sends it back at Komodothrax, knocking her back and through a building. While she is destracted Zilla scores a direct hit with his own thermo breath. Mothra is sent flying backwards and crashing into a building. Mothra suddenly bursts out of the rubble and with a flap of her mighty wings, summons a gust which rocks both mutant reptiles on their backs. Both quickly stagger to their feet. Zilla looks over at Komodothrax and the two nod to eachother. Zilla races to Mothra before shooting a stream of blue flames over Mothra. Next, Zilla roars, turns around and runs. Mothra begins to follow while Komodothrax ducks behind a line of buildings and crawls in a slow pursuit of Mosura. meanwhile Zilla is dodging most of the projectiles Mothra can summon. Mothra soon groes tired of chasing the iguana and sends a powerful gust which knocks Zilla to his stomach. Zilla tries to get up but is hit with a tri-rainbow beam to his right leg and falls to the ground. Mothra moves in to deliver the finishing blow when suddenly Komodothrax bursts up from behind the line of buildings of which she hid and uses her thermo breath to set her wings aflame. With the holes burned through her wings she makes an unwilling descent and crashes on the pavement. Zilla limps over to where Mothra lies and pins ...1 ...2 ...3 "Team Zilla" has won!

Tim: Well you've seen it! I know many of you think of Zilla has a wimp but this Kaiju has proven his worth time and time again in the WMW!

King of Mons: Worth!? Ha! This monster is weak!

AJ: What!? King of Mons, Baltan and Jiras all appear in the arena and attack "Team Zilla". Zilla and Komodothrax fight back with their breath weapons but King of Mons absorbs the energy with his sheild. But Zilla only resorts to physical violance and races at King of Mons and body slams the sinister being.

King of Mons: You fool! You should've just accepted your death!

AJ: King of Mons grabs Zilla's skull and flips the Kaiju over his shoulder and into a building. He then kills Zilla with his beam. While he is distracted Komodothrax strikes KOM in the back with her breath weapon. Baltan flies up and over Komodothrax and restranes her King of Mons makes an attempt to kill her but she and Zilla who had somehow survived were warped out of the arena.

Tim: Baltan!? First Wednesday Whack and now my show!?

King of Mons: I am the one who assembled this team! This is another Baltan than the one who tried to invade Invisable Penguin's show. And it is I King of Mons and my fellow Ultraman monsters who shall take over and control this show.

Baltan: And don't you watch the other show!? It wasn't really me!!!

Tim: But why!? Why is a wrestling show so important? Why control it?

King of Mons: To spread our message and recruit more monsters who would also like to join us and control the Universe! You see this program is runned to control Kaiju and keep them from ruling the Earth and spreading mayhem and chaos. So we will take control of WMW then destroy it!!! We have no plan on taking the program by force. Soon enough you will hand the show over to us!

AJ: Not likely!

[AJ then presses a button on the desk and countless ED 209 units appear and surround Jiras, Baltan and Mons. The mechs open fire with everything in their arsonal but do not seem to be greatly injurring the monsters. Jiras begins to destroy them one at a time with his beam while King of Mons destroys dozens with one sweep of his destructive breath weapon. The Baltan alien moves in for a physical assault, ripping apart one machine at a time with his large claws. It's not long until all of the ED 209 units are destroyed.]

AJ: Ultraman, Zone Fighter, Megazord, defeat the evil Kaiju!

[Shin Hayata, Ultraman's human form, appears in the arena with his Science Patrol uniform and two-handed ray gun. He takes aim and fires, the energy discharge strikes Baltan between his eyes, King of Mons in the neck and Jiras in the chest. Hayata's weapon runs out of power. He then withdraws his zap gun and continues shooting at the Baltan alien. The other two heroes warp into the arena and Shin Hayata uses the Beta Capsule to become Ultraman!]

       VS      
Ultraman Megazord & Zone Fighter                                                                                          King of Mons Baltan & Jiras

Tim: Megazord summons up his Power Sword and swings it at Jiras who ducks below the blade before charging forward and body slamming the mech through a building.

Ultraman: Give up, Jiraasu!

Jiras: I will give up nothing! And besides you have him to deal with!

AJ: Jiras is right! Because even as I speak Baltan is surging towards Ultraman! Baltan swings one of his massive claws at Ultraman who ducks below it only to be kicked! Baltan's using underhanded tactics to battle! Ultraman is forced to back away from Baltan. Ultraman crouches down on one knee and fires a blue beam from his right hand. Baltan's chest opens to reveal a relfective mirror-like object that returns Ultraman's fire. Ultraman is shot in the foot with his own attack! Ultraman falls backwards, clenching his foot. Ultraman uses his power of teleportation to appear behind Baltan and kicks him in the back, sending him face first through a pile of rubble which used to be a human structure. On the down side Ultraman's power to teleport uses a massive portian of his solar energy, his timer blinks a warning with a flashing red light.

Tim: Zone Fighter performs a marshal arts movements and in a flash of light two bracelets appear on his wrists. Zone Fighter crouches down on one knee and uses his Meteor Missile Might upon King of Mons! Uh oh! Very few of the missiles actually detonate against King of Mons' skin. Instead most simply bounce off him. I'm not the only one who notices this as when he fires his last missile King of Mons whacks it away with his hand, causing the missile to instead detonate against Zone Fighter's forehead. Zone Fighter then falls to his back. Baltan has Ultraman trapped between his arms but Ultraman uses his Ultra-Slash and shatters Baltan's left claw with an energized karate chop! Jiras has wrestled the Megazord to the ground and is violently pounding the mech.

King of Mons: Enough! This is a total waste of time! I told you: you will hand the show over to us all in good time! But beating up weaklings is not going to get it for us. Baltan, Jiras let us depart!

Tim: At last he's gone! I mean who does he think he his!?

AJ: I know! And I also know is that we are not going to just hand the show over to Mons so he can just wreck it!

Tim: Well Mons was correct about one thing that was a waste of time. And speaking of time, it is now time to end this episode. Good bye!

AJ: Good night everyone!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host