My Stories
My Stories
NEW! not so gooding -
going veggie -
the long year -
Waking From A Four-Year Dream -
Swing Chick -
Ugly Sweater Day -
Titanic -
The Fork -
Punkin' Chunkin' -
Can I Get (Rid of) A Witness -
Crashing -
What's In Her Hair? -
Underage -
The Importance of Dreams -
The Ugliest Bartender -
Photography, Planes, and Creativity -
Guns 'n Roses 'n Running -
Fashionably-Challenged -
Auto Adventures -
The English Elaine -
Little Sister -
Ovation -
Phobe -
A Story about flying kites: A story with no title! -
Pheasant Phrenzy -
You Eat What?!? -
Screw The Judges -
Ready, Aim . . . -
Chez Homer -
I Don't Know Why Indian Guys Like Me -
Fun With Telemarketers -
Roman Homer -
A Match Made In Hell -
My First Mile -
Frozen Revenge -
My Hero -
Poetry
thin angel -
wolf fingers
Short Stories [Updated December 5]
New Shortie - CEMENT MIXER! - The Goat! - Oatmeal Terrorist - Not Quite Siblings - Boom Box Splat - "Hocus Pocus and . . . " - Trick or Ouch! - Lost Anatomy - Munch Munch - "Is It What?" - Over-Underachiever - Prom Aftermath
Other shorties: - First Impressions - Cybermom - Napkin? - Wednesday at 10 - Shared Passions - Leather and Laces - The Foot Bone's Connected to -- Someone Else! - Amnesia! - The Family Jewels - Early Bird - Random Act - Ignorance Is Just Plain Silly - Peptomobile - Grade School Cheater - On Horseback
Embarassing Episodes
New! Aug.28.98 - What's In Her Hair?
Legs and Antennae -
Bright Lights, Wrong City -
Bugs and Bikes Don't Mix -
Tongue-Tied -
Track Tinkling -
Busting Out -
Man Handled
The Art of Being Human
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