After the Barn Show, we went back to WMX yard, and Lil' Psycho and his pal Revan sort of faded away, moving I think... and this show in fact was Thanksgiving Thrashing III! My 3rd Thanksgiving Thrashing, and we barely had any of our regular roster either... my first match was actually EWA's 2nd Extreme Rumble! The winner got a shot at me, and if I won, I'd get to choose my opponent! I was all set to choose Suicide too, cuz I didn't feel like going through anyone difficult... I came in late, after most of the guys had been in... I believe it was Wolfman X and suspiciously friendly Drixon Webb beating down the returning Disruptor when I got out there... so in a very rare circumstance, I sort of teamed up with the Disruptor to take on the other two! Jeez, ya woulda thought Drixon was part of the DOX, the way he was workin' with WMX... eventually I got Wolfman out, as he was trying to eliminate me, Hahahaha!!! And Dr. Evil soon showed up, also suspiciously working with Drixon a little too well... I finally came to my senses and booted Disruptor out of the match, and soon Evil too... it was down to Drixon and me, when out came the Ninja! Wait the Ninja, he was almost fatally injured earlier in the show by none other than WMX and Drixon!!! There's no way he coulda come out to fight here! But he started giving me power moves, what the heck?! Then Drixon tossed my arse out! Drixon being over 300 lbs.! And then to everyone's surprise, Ninja quickly knocked Drixon out when he wasn't looking! Ninja won?! Nope! He pulled off his mask, revealing himself to be Wolfman X! I complained to Putty Man, and indeed Putty agreed, and said that the last real participant Drixon Webb would get thje Title Shot! So either way, I was up the crick! Right up next, with no rest was indeed Psycohol vs. Drixon Webb! I got some of my moves in, but he basically manhandled me! Gave me a nice TKO, nice Suplex, "OUCH" was all I was feeling! Then he hit me with his finisher, the Dominator! But as I was at the peak of it, I noticed some of his hair was puffing out! So after I was slammed viciously, almost unhinging my back in the process, I slowly crawled over to grab a bottle of hairspray, to give him a hand in fixing that tuft of hair sticking out... and I swear, I did not mean to spray him in the eyes! I was aiming for the hair! The HAIR DAMMIT! And everyone says I cheated! Sheesh! I didn't even realize he was blind and all ya know... I didn't know I sprayed him in the eyes... sheesh.... so I went to the table, not realizing he was blind, and I gave hima Moonsault! Pinfall, 1,2,3!!! I won!!! I FAIRLY defended my World Title against the 300 pounder! Yes! Don't let anyone tell you different!
The next show however, Drixon was back, and officially joined the Doctors of Xtreme as we all basically suspected... but I had something up my sleeve too... coming out with my pals Max and Vince, we were to introduce a new member of Psycho Dementia too! Yep, we stole on of DOX's ranks! Dr. Evil was now with us... being the most demented adn psychotic of the DOX'ers, he understood where we were all coming from, and I reminded him off all that WMX had done to his creatures over the years! So now with Dr. Evil on our side, it was finally an even playing field! My first match, as set up by Putty Man was a 4-Way Brawl for my World Title between myself, my pal Max, and WMX and Drixon Webb! And not to mention this was thee MUDDIEST SHOW EVER!!! It was basically mud wrestling, WMX's yard was so ripped up!!! All I remember in this 4-way match is being tossed around a whole lot by the 2 big guys, and I remember the bitter cold of the mud all over! WMX Chokebombed me facefirst into the mud at one point! Uck!!! It was crazy, it was painful, and it was FUN!!! And in the end, althought it was dubbed a no-weapons match, I kinda bent the rules and hit WMX and Drixon over the head with a Metal Weight! Mwahahaha!!! Yah Max conveniently distracted the ref, Vince Demented, who was like on our team anyways, and I hit both of those DOX idiots! I pinned Drixon and took the win, to defend my Title successfully against 3 other guys... of course I gotta give thanks to Max and Vince, my boys... but unfortunately Putty Man, the Commish saw what was going on, and since I cheated to beat Drix, Putty gave Drix the one-on-one rematch! So basically we were having a repeat Main Event of the last show, except with a lot more mud, and this would be a Finishers Match! Drix beat on me early with some huge slams and suplexes! I came back and hit the Diamond Dust and some other cool moves... but as I went for my Backflip Splash to win the Finishers Match, that rat-b@$t@rd Wolfman X ran out and Kamikaze DDT'd me!!! That son of a...!!! Drixon hit me with a TKO, then his finisher, a massive Dominator! He pinned me and took my own, my PRECIOOOUUUSSS!!!! Drixon had won his 1st EWA World Title, and all because of Wolfman X!!! I should still be the champ!!! URRRGGGHHHH!!!
Speaking of Wolfman X, I wanna take one paragraph to rant a little about him, something I've noticed... Something he's afraid of... what possibly could Wolfman X be afraid of you ask?! Well it's simple... Wolfman X immediately went to Drixon and got all chummy chummy with him upon his return, not because he wanted to be friends... no, no, no... it's not cuz he wanted to be firends, it's because he didn't want to be enemies with a man bigger than himself!!! Wolfman X is afraid to fight bigger, more powerful men than himself... he only likes to pick on people smaller than him, kinda like a bully... well, exactly like a bully! Back in EWA1, WMX can claim a win over the massive Man Mountain Bumpkin... however if you ever see the tape, Wolfman X runs out after Mountain had already been defeated by Ground Zero or whoever, and was laying unconscious on the ground... Wolfman X proceeded to declare it a match, and took the cover and easy win over the huge guy! Then Drixon comes along, and Wolfman dodges him and never faces him! Drixon now comes back, and Wolfman, afraid of his position as the company's big man, immediately befriends him, because he's afraid that Drixon may hurt him and prove to be the real big man! I on the other, Psycohol, face Wolfman X, a man twice as big as me... I face Drixon Webb, a man 3 times bigger than me... I do not back down! Wolfman X is just a big sissy, a sally! He ain't got nothin'! To be my size, and be where I am in the business, that's sayin' something! And I vowed to try my best to see Wolfman X and Drixon go one on one someday... would it ever happen?!
Anyways, at the next show's opening we set up a match between myself, Vince and Max of Dementia vs. Wolfman X, Keven James, and Drixon Webb of the DOX! And as part of my rematch clause for the Title, we added the stip that if Psycho-Dementia wins, whoever made the pinfall would be the new World Champion... so Drix's belt would be on the line! Before that though, Ninja comes out, apparently knocked loopy from a beating at the hands of none other than Wolfman and Drixon a couple shows back... and he believed himself to be Natas! He seemed to know all his Natas facts, he seemed to talk the talkm although in his goofy voice, and seemed to really think he was Natas... well what would the first thing Natas would do if he returned to the yard...? Right, challenge Psycohol to a match, his favorite opponent! So Ninja wanted to challenge me and any other EWA Superstar to a 3-way Match... I was like "Ah well, why not..." Surprisingly he used a variety of moves from Natas' arsenal and almost... almost impressed me... but he did not... the 3rd man... if you can call him that, in this contest was that mangey Gorilla! It was a little wild, but I gave Ninja-Natas his "own" Stunner, and eventually pinned the Gorilla with my Moonsault... piece of cake, and I got up and proudly announced that this match was indeed my 100th Career Victory! Where Splooge had become the first Superstar to reach 100 losses, I became the first to get 100 wins!!! That of course counts PXW, BTVW, and all else I have done, but still awesome! Yah, I'm a little cocky, but who wouldn't be with that record? Hahaha! So moving on... before my main event, I definitely took notice of a new EWA talent, Kitty Valentine... a girl dressed in black, who actually kicked Wolfman X's arse for a short while before he beat her... and yes, Wolfman fought another girl earlier in the show for a cheap victory... there ya go... my basic statement to sum up Wolfman X's career... "Wolfman X, runner of most Jobber Gauntlets, and fighter of women... what a freakin legacy!" What a loser... anyways, this Kitty impressed me, and I knew adding her to Psycho-Dementia would be a valuable asset, but we'll get to that later... onto the Main Event... the World Champ, Drixon Webb decided not to show up... I think his excuse was that he was afraid of Psycohol or something like that, I wouldn't doubt it.... I'd be scared... if I were not Psycohol of course, but I AM!!!! So luckily Putty Man granted that Drixon or no Drixon, the Title would still be on the line, and his replacement to join the DOX, would be former DOX'er and enemy, the Disruptor! Hahaha, it was perfect!!! Well the match was great, I took some nasty bumps, Max took some nasty bumps, as did Vince, Wolfman, Keven, and Ruptor! It was quite a battle! Then Wolfman tried to cripple me! He laid a chair across 2 benches and Blitzkrieged me right onto it! OUCH!!! Luckily I secretly tagged in Vince for help before Wolfman Blitzkrieged me off the Table into a pile of boxes, or I woulda been done! So as I lay there immobile, Vince managed to Chokeslam James off a Table as WMX Superplexed Max! K. James somehow managed to get an arm over Max and get the 1, 2, 3..... crap! P-D lost!!! This sucked... but we weren't gonna lay down and cry about it... revenge would be in the making! Little did we know at that time, that this may be the last show ever in the new EWA Arena in Oneonta, that we had been using for the last year and some...
Now the next show was a big one in the making... back in the hometown of Norwich, NY! The original EWA Arena!!! In the opening of the show, Wolfman X challenged me to a match, saying he wanted another classic like our 3 Fall Hour+ long match from 2001... I was like, "Ok, let's do it!" But I made the stip that this would be a 5-Fall Kaiju Brawl, where each fall has to take place in a different location, and all falls must take place, even if one guy goes up 3-0 and takes the win... the other 2 would still hafta be fought out! So that was on! And I officially welcomed Kitty Valentine into Psyco-Dementia later, where we even helped her lay down a 4-man beatdown on Face's lame arse, since he'd been stalking her since her debut! Oh yah, that was fun! In my first match of the day we did something a bit different than any match in the past! There were 5 men in the match, and the winner would get the World Title, and the loser would get a Loserweight Title shot! Actually, the rules state, that no matter who pins who, there are 4 winners and 1 loser, so ok... it was the World Champ Drixon Webb vs. me, Psycohol vs. General Incoherence vs. newcomer Fro-Fighter vs. other newcomer Salon Boy! This'd be fun! Basically everyone fought each other at some point in the match (being that it was a Tag-in match, 2 in at a time)... Even DOX'ers General and Drix fought a bit! I got slammed the hell around by all the guys, and dished out my own beating too! It was fun kicking the newbies' @$$#$, like Fro and Salon's, but not fun being Superkicked right in the jaw by General! Anyways in the end, while I was tagged out, Drix managed to give Fro his Dominator and to keep his precious World Title which I so rightly deserved! But ah well, my focus was right onto the Main Event with Wolfman X! This was going to be brutal! The first Fall was to take place in his backyard, the EWA Arena! And guess who we had as the Special Ref??? Drakon!!! Yes!!! So it started not so good for me, as I was thrown through some boards, and then hurled into several steel chairs! Not good! I soon reversed the odds and began breaking boards over his head and such, and then the match was underway! After many big moves and brawling, we made our way to that huge 15 foot structure in the back of the yard, which had a 3-layer pile of boxes menacingly below it... we both climbed up, and whadya know, Wolfman X tosses me off in a headfirst dive into the boxes! I lost my footing on the fall and basically had not much control of my fall! But it only took me out momentarily, but as I stood up, WMX came down with a huge Chop from the Top! We then went to a slightly shorter structure and got on top of it, where he X-Bombed me off! As I bravely made my way back up, he tried n' Gorilla Press Me, but I slipped out and tossed him off! Soon I hit my Flipping Press from the structure to take the pin and First Fall!!! We then headed to the park across from the McDonalds, where the EWA4 held many a show back in the day! We brawled around the playground here, from swingsets to see saws! In the end, WMX took a lucky pin after a Double Axe-handle from the top of the slide, and a quick rollup! I wasn't gonna let him get away with that, so now heading onto Weiler Park, where he once Wolfbombed me off the Bleachers years ago, almost crushing my back... well I wanted revenge for that... unfortunately the bleachers that had been there before, were now gone, so I could not get the revenge I wanted, but he did try n' Wolfbomb me off a picnic Table, where I slipped out the back, and kicked him off the Table! Then after a Moonsault from up there, I took the 2-1 advantage! The 4th fall was in my home territory, PXW Arena! Easy win for me no doubt, since I have never been beaten by him there! We brawled through my backyard, into the parking lot, up into the snowbanks! We had some nice combos in here, but we soon made our way down to the legendary PXW Railroad Tracks and brawled a bit there! And then he did the lowest thing he possibly could, he beat me with a quick rollup pin!!! I couldn't frickin' believe it!!! That's no way to go down, especially in my Arena!!! So for the final fall, it was to be up at the infamous EWA Trailer!!! Unfortunately for me, I had to get there via trunk of my own car, as Wolfman X humiliated me further! Once there, we brawled in the street and towards the trailer, where he hit me with some hard moves, like the DVD, the F5, and his new 6 Feet Under... which he coincidentally stole from Revan and Fro... anyways, we brawled behind the Trailer using an old Fridge and a Ladder as weapons! Then we made it back to the good ol' rusty car, and did a series of crazy stuff onto and off of that! Then we brawled on top of the old fallen-in barn a bit, and then made our way to the old house, where there were stacks and stacks of boxes under... hmmm... was something going to happen here??? Indeed! I climbed the ladder at the side of the house, awaiting Wolfman to climb up so I could throw him off, but he p*ssied out and wouldn't get on the roof... so he taunted me from the top of the ladder! So i figured I'd just go down and push the ladder, making him fall back, but he slapped me and locked me up! And in the biggest move the EWA has ever seen, Wolfman X Suplexed me off the top of the roof smashing hard into the boxes way below!!! All I remember is a couple seconds of freefall and then blackness!!! When I woke up, Wolfman was also just coming to his senses, and our cameraman Fro-Fighter (only person left with us, since Drake left after the last fall) seemed to run off, scared we were dead or something! That b@stitch!!! I invite Fro into the EWA, and this is what I get for it??? Well apparently the whole damn thing turned into a no-contest... but it was AWESOME no doubt!!! What would the future hold for the EWA after a match such as this?!
The next show was scheduled for March 13th, 2005 back in the new EWA Arena... this never happened... Wolfman left me a message on AIM that some $#it had happened... this is completely real-life, and nothing fake about this, but apparently Shortcakes (Heather) cheated on him... now this blew my mind... it frickin' blew everyone's minds!!! All the EWA'ers and anyone else who knew those two KNEW that they were a perfect couple!!! So how could this have freakin' happened??? I mean yah I'll admit it now, I never did nothin' with her, that whole deal was an angle... but I mean, they were the perfect couple, and I never ever ever thought they would ever break up! This whole situation disgusted me! But apparently she was unhappy or something, which we didn't know, he didn't know! She hid it, and chose the most WRONG way possible to get out of it! So WMX officially broke ties with her, even quitting school, since they had classes together! He was now drifting from place to place, staying at his dad's and other friends'... hell I know we're bitter enemies and all, but I helped him out too man... I've seen this $#it happen before, and although in the yard we were not getting along, I made sure that outside, I'd be there for him! And I won't go into detail as to what she did or anything, but unlike Richard Head, who's trying to respect people's feelings, this is MY Autobiography, and I'm gonna say what I want, if it hurts people's feelings or not! My feelings towards Shortcakes may change one day, maybe we'll talk again and be pals, but at the moment, here's what I'm thinkin', and I'm not gonna change this! Shortcakes is nothin' but a whore... I hear she wears loads of make-up now... I heard she don't mind drinking and making out in public... well that's not how she was when I knew her... she has become an overnight whore, and really hurt Wolfman X so much, she does not even know! He loved her, and still does, and she is cocky and indifferent to this apparently from what I have heard... and for the time being, I want absolutely nothing to do with her, and will stay on Wolfman's side like I always have... she hadn't even shown up for the last 3 EWA Shows, maybe that was a sign, I dunno? But her career in the EWA seems now to be over... we had some good times Shorty, but you changed, and we don't want ya, not that you ever liked wrestling anyways, always b****ing and complaining at every show! No more of that! So where would the EWA be headed now that this crisis was at hand??? I had no idea... If WMX moved, it might be over... nobody knew what he was gonna do...
So the next show finally happened, after being delayed nearly a month, and on top of the whole Shortcakes business, almost nobody decided to show up at this show... we were holding it in K. James' backyard, cuz we promised to have one there, yet everyone was afraid of the rain or floods or whatever was happening... and we didn't have our music with us... so this was EWA's 2nd House Show, the first since 1998! No moshing for me today, without the music, why bother? WMX ranted about Shortcakes, and then about the absence of everyone... and then he called me out, and brought up how everyone left us for dead at the end of the last show, while we laid in that heap of boxes! Psycho-Dementia didn't come to help... DOX didn't come to help... NOBODY DID!!! So it was about time... for the return... of the DOCTORS OF EXTREME!!!! We turned on who was available... being Dr. Evil of my squad and Keven James of WMX's squad... yah, everyone else was absent! So we kicked their two arses and announced that the DOE was back!!! My first match that day was against none other than former pal, Dr. Evil! We fought and fought, and I kicked his @$$!!! After a couple Backflips onto him I showed him why I WAS the leader of Psycho-Dementia! WMX then took revenge on Fro-Fighter for himself and me, since Fro left us for dead at the last show... and in the Main Event it was the Doctors of Extreme vs. the Twins That Didn't Get Along, Dr. Evil and Keven James! We kicked their arses DOE-style and finished Evil with the Demolition Drop for the win! Yah it was a House Show, and nobody that we really wanted to beat on was there, but the DOE still made their triumphant return! The EWA was now our playground again!
Ok it's been awhile since I have updated my autobiography, but time to catch up... after the House Show, we all knew the EWA was winding down, with Wolfman X moving to Florida real soon... so the next show we had basically to get out of the way and make room for Show #75 to be EWA's last show in NY... so #74 was a very anorexic show, with even less stars than the House Show had to offer! I only had one match... against the Ninja! This is like old EWA2000 days when we my big match of the day would be something like this often! Well at least Ninja thought he was Natas here, so at least he put in an effort, and I'll admit, he actually beat me around a bit... but in the end he was no match of course, and yeah, I won! Next show...
EWA75: Goodbye New York! This would APPARENTLY be EWA's final show in New York for awhile as it moved down to Florida for relocation! And I'd be down there in a few months to rejoin, right? Woohoo! Anyways, Wrestlecraze 2005 was all I had in my mind this day! And since WMX convinced Putty Man at the last show to let the DOE Book this one, I was in a pretty good position to relax and do what I wanted... so after a bunch of qualifying matches for the other guys on the show, I just randomly let myself into the big Intercontinental Title Match, whch also involved the Champ himself, Keven James, as well as losers from earlier in the day like Mr. Ex, Ninja, Suicide, Psychotron and Gorilla II... it was a decent match... when I was in of course... and in the end, I used the underhanded tactic of calling out my number one fan Salon Boy to give the IC Champ K. James a Stunner, then I took the cover and won the IC Title for an unprecendented 3rd time! An EWA 1st! I rule! Next up, the reunited Doctors of Extreme, me and WMX wanted a shot at the Tag Titles, which Dementia currently held! So being bookers of the show, there was no stopping us! The match was going great and all, but then out of nowhere, Drixon Webb runs out, attacking everyone! The match was called a no-contest! Booooo!!! DOE shoulda left as Tag Champs, that sucked! And up next was an Extreme Battle Royal for an EWA Title Shot, involving like 10 people... once everyone had entered, then eliminations could begin, by pinfall or submission! I lasted right down til like the final five, and I remembered a date I had with some girl I met at a Billy Idol show... so I told WMX to win it, and I cut out! So what happens is WMX does win it, goes on to fight Face, and win the Title for his 8th reign... now what happens with me, is this girl no-shows, and I say screw it and head back to the show to make the closing ceremonies... damn girls, I'll never get lucky! So that was it, the EWA was headed to Florida....... or so that's what we thought... WMX moved down the following week, and it was the beginning of a new era in upstate NY wrestling...
A few weeks later or something, Vince Demented calls me up and invites me to a new wrestling show, about an hour and a half away from me damn house... back in Keven James' backyard! So I go out there to join my, what... uh... NWF... PXW... EWA... BTVW... XWA/WWF... and this... 6th... my 6th Federation in my career to have some fun... this Fed was to be called the EAW, Eternal Anarchy Wrestling! The Commish was Madd E. Rational, a new personality of former-Max Delirium... oh yah, at the end of the last show, Max D. revealed himself to have all along been General Incoherence! He was a schitzo and didn't know it... now Madd was just another personality, and he knew not that he was the same person as the other two... anyways, I had like 5 matches or something ridiculous like that in this first show, as we tried to get the EAW rankings in order! I first fought and annhilated Black Knight(formerly Dr. Evil), and moved on to face a new guy, Sancho "the All Powerful"... well "All Powerful" he was not! I defeated him with little trouble, and a bit tired now, went up against former Psycho-Dementia mate Vince Demented for the first time ever! We had a decent match, and couldn't even beat me with his Dementia Bomb or Lobotomy! I am insAnE!!!! But then after already being tired out, up against a fresh competitor, and Dementia-Bombed a 2nd time, but on a pile of Street signs this time, that was all I could take, and Vince took the cheap victory! Later on I got my rematch though, and it was another classic... this time I proved to him who was the best, and I beat Vince back in revenge! Then after having already had 4 matches, and still laying in the yard after beating Vince, they sent Keven James out, who'd only had 2 matches well earlier in the card to face me... I had no chance! Damn Madd E.!!! Kev beat me with a quick rollup! He should never have beaten me! He would never beat me on my worst day... unless I had already fought 4 matches before... and that was this day! He was lucky in the way the show was booked! It won't happen again!
Now the next show, this is where things get funky... EAW Show #2 starts off normal, we're doing pretty good, and then out comes... dum dum dum, WOLFMAN X! With only 3 weeks in Florida, he could not stand the heat no more... rejection down there, missing of his friends from up here... he didn't have what it took to live anywhere but here, where he knew people... so he was back... and yes, I helped his return, not telling anybody about it... and being DOE, should I have been happy? Yes! But I wasn't! Why you ask? Because my sole goal in life recently has been to get the hell away from upstate New York to someplace far far away! And WMX moving to Florida, meant I could move there, and my plan had been perfect... but now with him back, my plan had yet again crumbled, and I would be stuck in my crappy job longer! So I was secretly pissed, and WMX could obviously see this... ya know we never really worked things out, we just let it fly under the table, and continued to be the DOE, and more importantly, I made a new escape plan, which I will reveal when it happens... so anyways, onto this show in which Wolfman X invaded, claiming it to also be an EWA Show... I only had 2 matches this time luckily... first I fought and obliterated the Gorilla, and then was to face Disruptor directly after! I had an awesome match with Dis, and hell, he tried to flip off the table with his 300+ lb. frame and land on me! I evaded that move with much haste! That woulda been the end of me! Anyways in the end, I called Wolfman X out to help me, as he held Dis up for the Demolition Drop, and I did a Flipping Elbow off the Table to finish him! Psyco wins, and the DOE are back in style, despite the underground tensions!
So the next show, Wolfman X comes in with a new girlfriend, Bobbi X 666... what?! He already gotta girlfriend, his first month back in NY, and I haven't had one in years??? I must be truly pathetic! I'm like such a nice guy, I dunno why girls don't know this... maybe cuz I ignore them? I dunno, either way... my first match was against the returning Ninja, who still believed himself to be Natas! We had a decent fight, with him actually kicking me around a bit, as he's been doing lately anyways... but you know me, I can't lose to the Ninja(unless asleep), so I don't even remember how I beat him, but I beat him! Later on in the card, I was up against, who woulda guessed, another returning star, Face! He seemed to be sexually assaulting BobbiX, so in a fit of DOE loyatly I rushed him, and beat the living hell outta the faceless b@$t@rd!!! A few high flying moves later, and a Moonsault off the table onto a chair-covered Face, I took another win! Now directly after this match, I was ordered to defend my EWA IC Title match in an EWA Match, since these cards now were both EAW and EWA.... this sucked... and who was it against but Vince Demented!!! And I was already tired!!! And it was another grueling match between us two, but I knew the IC Title was on the line, I couldn't lose it to one of these EAW buffoons! In the end I didn't win.... yet I did not lose... we both simutaneously hit each other in the head with large street signs and both got counted down for the 10! Damn, I so wanted to beat him... but 3 matches in one card is a lot! Make that 4 matches! they were totally using and abusing me this day! Next I was to go for regaining the Tag Titles with Wolfman X against the current champs, Dementia... but wait, Max Delirium was no longer available... luckily Putty Man was thinkin'... he made the returning General Incoherence- who is actually the same guy in another personality, as Max D.- act as Vince's Tag Partner to defend the belts... so essentially they were truly the Tag Champs still... General just didn't know it... Anyways, it wasa good back and forth match, General actually waiting awhile to get in, seeing that he didn't like his partner Vince, due to their past... in the end, that little factor helped the DOE! Wolfman X set Vince up for the Demolition Drop after the tough match, as I escalated to the Table, General superkicked me off, and gave Vince the Demo Drop himself, letting WMX get the pinfall and... and... and the DOE were 2-time Tag Team Champions!!! We rule!!! Now the DOE held the EWA World, IC, and Tag Titles all at once, we were in total domination!
The next show, I wasn't able to make it to, but apparently the EWA won the rights to it, and all the matches were EWA, non-EAW... Wolfman X had to defend the Tag Titles alone against General and Vince in a rematch... apparently they dominated and took back the titles! That pisses me off! They couldn't have delayed the match a show or so til I returned??? Oh well, we'll get em back someday, maybe... unfortunately, the next show never seemed to come... the date it was planned was screwed, because apparently Keven James broke up with his wife and moved out, and could care less for wrestling so he said... Vince and Max/General moved even farther downstate than they already were... Wolfman was looking for new jobs and such... and me, I was working more hours than ever in a job I was planning on leaving at the end of August... it was just a bad time for everyone... but with my job coming to an end, maybe I could get in a show or two before I moved far far away! "Far far away" you ask? Well I'll leave that for the end of this chapter, okay?
So September comes, and actually on 9/11/05, we have our first Show in like months... I hadn't wrestled since June... whatever! So it looked like Kamilian and Drixon were back! Good fun! In my first match, it was us Doctors of Extreme vs. Kamilian and Drixon! It was a good match, with DOE representing as usual... but that idiot Commissioner of ours, due to shortage of people there, makes me man the camera while I'm in my corner! So I can't help when WMX is being Double-Teamed! This wasn't freakin' fair! And in the end, after Drix and Kammy both had their ways with WMX, they pinned him, while I was stuck behind the camera, making sure to get it all on tape! Putty Man, that b@$t@rd! He would pay!!! So due to the loss, Drix would get a World Title shot against WMX, and Kammy got a shot at my IC Title! So me and Kammy had a frickin' brawl! Fists, Knees, Weapons were everywhere! He threw in some technical stuff, I tried to also... but it was a relatively brutal match! He wanted my belt! He has definitely improved over the years, I can't deny that... anyways, I managed to hook him in the Impaler and drop him on his face! Then after placing a chair on him, I Backflip Splashed him and retained my Title! After the show, I went downtown, and I found Kamilian hitting on my 14 year old cousin! That frickin' b@st@rd! He's 24, and hitting on my lil cousin! I made sure he knew I didn't like it tho! Damn Kamilian!
At the next show, I was put in a Ladder Match to defend my IC Title! A Ladder match against some new dude, obsessed with the old horror legends... his name was Boris Chaney Lugosi, and had some monster face, or mask... he frickin' appeared out of nowhere, kinda like the Janitor's broom used to! He claimed he was Dr. Evil's final creation, and if he lost this match he was to vanish forever! I was like... uh... ok... so I hit him with everything I had! And like Evil's other creations, this guy was almost impervious to pain! But I hit him with the ladder a few times, and started weakening him! He started fighting back though, and began climbing the ladder himself to get my belt, but I wouldn't let him! Soon I got him down and climbed the ladder! I had a hold on my belt, when the ladder swung out from under me, due to him! I was left dangling up there with my belt, and was finally pulled down, but I had my belt, and won the match! As promised, Boris disappeared right before my very eyes! Super cool! Later on, I was in a Finishers Match for my IC Title, against the newcomer, Mr. Splooge's little sister, Mishieru! She was still a loser, no doubt... but ya know, she had some fight in her! She brought out some martial arts, which gave me a chance to try my Kung Fu, that I have learned from watching numerous movies! So I used some Kung Fu... but in the end, I gave her my Moonsault thingy and took the win of course, because I rule and such...
Now the next show, I named 'the End of All Things'... why you ask? Because I knew at that moment that this would be my final EWA Show for a loooong time! Final wrestling show even... Nobody else knew... just me... so I challenged Kitty Valentine to take me on for my IC Title, since I had never faced her before... still no hints to my departure... the others were clueless! Anyways... this show was being held at WMX's trailer, where those skits from a few years back were held, where the old car and deer stand are! Hot! Apparently before I even fought, Mr. Execution was fired by Putty Man, ending his career in the EWA... he had one last street fight with WMX, and seemed to be making out with Kitty V.... which ya know, kinda pissed me off, cuz I always thought I had a chance with Kitty, being that she always claimed I was her favorite EWA wrestler! So Ex was gone, and I had Kitty Valentine... I made my anger obvious, asking her what she was doing with a loser like Execution, then smashed her over the head with a pan! I proceeded to beat the living hell out of her, despite her being a female... I wanted to show her what it would take to be one of EWA's top stars! I mean, this was an IC Title shot for her... I was doing HER the favor! I made the challenge... but hey, she fought back! I'll give her credit, she gave me some pretty decent offense, and a damn good match....... for a girl of course... but I didn't go easy on her at all, and in the end, I finished her with my Standing Moonsault and retained my Title, no problem! Funny thing is, next match, a Retirement Match, Putty Man loses to Kitty, and he's gone from the EWA too!!! These guys are all beatin' me out the doors on my big departure day!!! Whatever... I knew my next match would be my last... my own partner Wolfman X didn't even know! So it's the final hurrah of the Doctors of Extreme! Wolfman X and Psycohol vs. the Kamilian and Psychotron! And although it was meant to be a regular tag-in tag match, it ended up being an insane all-over-the-place Bedlam Brawl!!! Ladders and weapons were used plenty in the opening of the match, as all of us were going at it like a bunch of wild dogs! We worked our way around the trailer and brawled out back a bit, then found our way to the old car to finish my final battle! Right when we got there, Psychotron managed to Chokeslam me on the roof of the car! We brawled some, Kammy and WMX came in, the scene was chaos!!! We traded opponents... traded back, the fighting was uncontrollable! Kammy got Chokeslammed and Blitzkrieged on the car by WMX! Finally after hitting a couple Demolition drops on Kammy, and downing the big Psychotron, the DOE took the win! Woohoo!!! We ruled as always... and now I had business to attend to, and it wasn't pretty! Ya know how people on their way out of the EWA usually have touching going-away speeches... how they give people a good amount of time ahead of hand to know that they're leaving, so people can begin to miss them before they're actually gone... how they like to leave the yard shaking everyone's hands, even their enemies? You know how it's been right? Wolfman X at least twice... Natas once... they all wanna have a storybook goodbye... I wanted the exact opposite of that!!! I made sure to bash everyone present quite thoroghly as I revealed that I had got my plane tickets to paradise... my plane tickets to Hawai'i! That's right people out there reading, Psycohol was moving to Hawai'i! I was gettin' sick and tired of being stuck in the same ol' place, doing the same ol' thing, wrestling with the same ol' people... I wanted to do more with my life... like surf, and lay on the beach and relax! I had just about had it with wrestling for the time being, so I was done... I was moving to Honolulu! Basically my goal during this interview, was to GET MY ARSE KICKED!!! When I finally turned on and dissed Wolfman X, expressing my anger towards his backing out of our Florida-plan earlier in the year (this Hawaii thing was kinda making up for and exceeding that plan), I finally got someone's attention... yup, WMX himself came out, and I told him the DOE was OVER! Then I told him... "ALOHA!" He didn't like it too much... not too much at all... he began repeating "Aloha" to himself as he proceeded to Blitzkrieg me and the beat the living $#*@ out of me! Disruptor, Kitty Valentine, and Kamilian all came out too to help! After WMX grinded up my forehead with his silver chain, I was busted open and bleeding all over the place! This is the way I've always dreamed of leaving the EWA! I loved it! Why you ask... because it deserves vengence! One day... just maybe one day I could wreak my vengence out........ but for now... Disruptor climbs his Jeep, and flies down crushing me under 2 chairs! Kammy hits his elbow from the Jeep... Kammy peppers me with some more fists... more blood! I am bleeding everywhere! Wolfman X puts his boot on my unconscious chest and raises his arm as the camera cuts! The End of Psycohol!?
Yup, you heard it right, Psycohol... me... I was moving to Hawaii... this is most definitely the end of a chapter... will this be the last chapter in my neverending Autobiography? Or would I come back again to wrestle someday, somewhere? If it happens, well... I guess you'll see this story continued below huh? Well... Psycohol's time for isolation and travel has arrived, Aloha my friends... Mahalo! And Surf's up!
But wait... why I am I still writing? Something must have happened... Psycohol must have not been through... but what... what did he do? What did I do? For months and months I lived in Hawaii, finding a new life, working at a movie theatre, working at a Smoothie place, going to all the beaches, taking Kung Fu classes, hiking, exploring Oahu... a relatively relaxing and enjoyable life, with new adventures, less pain... I was making friends and learning how to live on my own... good experiences, no doubt... but hiding deep inside the recesses of my brain still sat the old Psycohol, the butcher of backyards, the menace of mayhem! Where was he hiding...
Cut to nearly 9 months after my departure from New York to the Aloha State... July 9th, 2006... Wolfman X holds an EWA Show at Kiwanis Park in Norwich, their 1st Show ever there... apparently he has ran into PXW's Psycometer earlier in the day, and Psycometer agreed to wrestle there! Psycometer in thhe EWA?! No way! He rarely even wrestled for the PXW! Where did WMX find him?! Well indeed it seemed that he did show up, cuz he destroyed the Ninja in only a few minutes in his EWA debut! But something was different about him... Psycometer had all the same moves, he had to be the same man... but his mask... he was wearing his mouth-nose covering mask over the ninja-like head mask... usually it's worn under... it looked a little goofy, and seemed as if he didn't realize he had it wrong... well he was next scheduled to face Wolfman X for the EWA World Title in a Finishers Match! WMX was impressed with his victory over Ninja, and gave him the shot! WMX threw him around like he does anyone, but Psycometer got a decent amount of offense in, with all his signature moves! In the end, it looked like the most shocking upset in EWA History was in hand when Psycometer hooked on his Head-Leg-Lock Finisher, and using leverage from the picnic table, made WMX tap out! WMX handed Psycometer the World Title! It was unthinkable!!! But then the mask came off! Psycometer ripped his mask off, revealing himself to be none other than ME!!! That's right, Psycometer was never back in Norwich, I came back from Hawaii, just to take out a little revenge on Wolfman X for the last time I saw him! And dressing as Psycometer seemed to be the best way to do it! Then BAM! WMX attacks me from behind, Blitzkriegs me and pins me!!! But I already won the match, right???!!! Unfortunately WMX's brain was on this day, and he pointed out that I used Psycometer's Finisher to beat him, when I was actually Psycohol, so it did not count! Therefore he took the cheap-arse victory! I attacked him and we brawled down next to the river! I left him down there, but he caught up to me back at my house, where he beat me down and slammed me on a table! I was over it, and ready to get back to my short vacation, and see what was going on at the basketball tournament downtown, when he attacked me there, in front of a ton of people with a Chokeslam! So as he got back to his home, I attacked him again, and left him lying on his back steps for good measure! So that was the end of that show, and me trying to be Psycometer, explains why the masks were on wrong, since I really never took much notice as to how he did it years back, but anyways...... I still had 2 more weeks of vacation left, before I went back to Hawaii... this would not be the last WMX and myself would be seeing of each other, you can count on that! Next>>>
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