So back to the PXW Arena... well, only for the pre-show, because for the first time in it's history the PXW finally had an away show this day! That's right, at Psykadelik's girlfriend's house, just off the Highway... it was actually quite cool, since we were fighting in the fork in the road, and cars were all over... more people to perform for right? It's all good... and the fact that this was the 2nd week in a row we had a PXW Show, being that Spring of 1999 was the last time we had consecutive shows... I'd say that's a good thing! Anyways, first order of business, get my PXW Title back! And Mr. Execution had it... so easily was he handed it, not earning his first World Title! That damned Wolfman X! So we went out in the shadow of the highway, and I kicked his demonically moronic arse all over! After an Impaler, I took my Title back, becoming the 3-Time PXW Champion! So I sat back sipped some lemonade... watched Psycometer's return match... he's always quite amusing to watch... Psykadelik vs. the guy I just beat, Ex... Psyk wins obviously... then Splooge comes out and like challenges me to my very own match, the Tree Match for my PXW Title! How can I back down to that, especially against Splooge... and I guess the announcer, whatever kinda moron he was announced me as Psykadelik! So I heard the name Psykadelik before I came out, and instantly thought to myself... is this guy in the Splooge costume Psykadelik again... or is it really Splooge? Well I found out soon that there was no tomfoolery going on here, it was for sure Mr. Splooge... I beat him to a pulp, and after a rough DDT onto a chair, Splooge was lifeless... I think he could have been officially pronounced dead at the moment... so I went and grabbed my belt to retain... after that, Splooge and the Janitor had a little pool fight which was quite funny... and then the PXW was over until the next Spring... lotta stuff happened between then though... and I gotta take more time writing it all, ugh... this really is getting long huh? Hahaha, oh well, the longer it is, the better read it'll be I guess... so one last show of the Summer was before me, just a few days after this relatively easy PXW Show... the toughest show and Match of my life at EWA's "End of a Legacy"... my supposed final showdown with Wolfman X!
Now to tell you the truth, it’s been awhile since I’ve written since the last paragraph… why you ask? It’s because this show I am to talk of right now, held the biggest match of my career, and I don’t know if I’m nervous of how long this paragraph will take to write, or if I won’t do it justice, or just writing about the end of a legacy… but any way you look at it, it’s time to finish this chapter and move on to the rest of my career… so let’s get on with EWA: The End of a Legacy, Wolfman X’s ‘final’ show!
This was it, the Show we had planned all summer… Wolfman X knew it was the end of the line for him, being locked down in marriage and all(Bwahahahaha!)… so he wanted me one last time, and I wanted to destroy him one last time… we wanted to make this the best match the EWA has EVER seen!!! And that we did… but before I got to him, I had a couple other tasks ahead of me… the first was quite an easy task actually… even though more of a fight was put up than I expected… it was my first EWA match with Mr. Splooge, in one of his Gauntlet matches… I mean, yes I had fought him back in EWA2, but remember he was quite oversize, leading me to believe that was the Ninja playing him… but this time it was me and Splooge for the first time off PXW cameras! So I go out there, and show off to the camera obviously not worrying about that buffoon Mr. Splooge, and then he begins hitting me in the head with a foreign object or something! I wasn’t the only one caught off-guard… everyone watching was too! Where’d he get this burst of offense from? Anyways it hurt about as much as a gnat landing on your arm, so I took him down, and laid him out with a huge tray smash over her… I mean his head! 1..2..3.. Victory for me… the next task, a little later on the Show was not so easy… I was getting my rematch with the huge Jail-frequenter, man-killer Drixon Webb! I had only fought him once before this in my first EWA2 Show, and he basically manhandled me and destroyed me, welcoming me to the EWA! But I was not scared of him here… I am the one that made the challenge… this was my chance at Revenge! To even the score! Besides, I had been wrestling non-stop for like 3 straight years or so, and he hadn’t wrestled much at all since mid-EWA2… shoulda been a piece of cake! Well what was I thinking?! Especially putting this match right before my huge match with Wolfman X!!! Let’s see here… Wolfman X has an easy romp through a Jobber Gauntlet, Psycohol has to face a known-killer who weighs well over 300 lbs.!!! I think we know who has the advantage going into the Main Event… anyways… me and Drix put on a helluva good match! He manhandled me as usual a good portion of the time, but I showed him my inprovement by actually dominating him a lot of the time too! I hit a nice Frog Splash and Scissorkick… Drix hit me with a version of the Rock Bottom, and some other powerful moves… one that I didn’t at all expect was the High-Risk TKO maneuver he gave me! Marc Mero’s old move, where I’d be in Samoan Drop position, then he swings my legs out and lands me in sort of a Stunner! I never saw it coming, and he performed it perfectly for being someone known to wrestle sometimes sloppy and dangerous… that hurt like a sumb*tch… but I’m sure not as much as when I hit the Van Damminator on his face, followed by my Backflip Splash! I got the win with that, finally avenging my loss from years ago! I’m glad Drix had returned, it was a great experience… anyways, right after that my, my scheduled match with WMX was supposed to take place, but fortunately I got a bit of a breather when the late IC Champ Kamilian showed up… looking for challenges, Drixon accepted finally, and they fought for a bit… it was obvious the cooperation and fighting between the two was stiff and nil, so me and WMX, so pumped for our match jumped in, attacking both men to get it over with! And then it was time for the Main Event of all times! The match that lasted 1 hour and 18 minutes approximately… and spanned the entire County, well…. mostly the areas surrounding our town… but was more than just one setting like usual… so here we go, the moment I’ve dreaded writing for so long for who knows what reason, the 3 Fall Anywhere-in-Chenango-County Wolfman Lair Match between I, Psycohol and Wolfman X! I won’t make this way too long, but here goes… so I come out to that stupid Slipknot song or whatever it was… I got a leather jacket on that I happily stole from WMX before the match… and I figure “Heck, I gotta make fun of WMX’s wife Shortcakes to further and deepen his hatred!” So EWA’s #1 Referee Shortcakes is standing there all “Peace this, and peace that! Hippie! Hippie! Hippie-cay-yay!” So I begin to make casual little threats to her as she stands there… you know, not like I was really gonna hurt the gal, but just little gestures with the chair in my hand… just to show Shortcakes her place! That’s when Wolfman X’s music hits… I figure “he must be watching, let’s make an impression…” so I start walking towards his wife with the chair, not to hit her, but just to scare her, and then he comes charging out like a savage raging animal, with no respect or honor at all, and Big Boots the chair right into my face!!! Guess he wanted to make an impression in my face instead of me makin’ the impression! So he continues to savagely beat me for a few minutes… I mean, seeing that I had just fought the likes of a monster named Drixon Webb minutes before, whereas he had fought four of EWA’s finest Jobbers maybe a half hour before… that may have added to the validity of his beating on me… anyways, he found it fit to light a fire on some boxes and Sidewalk Slam me off the Table through them… oh I did not take kindly to that! It burned oh yes, and it was way out of line, that b@$t@rd! So out of anger, I took control of the match finally, beating him around like the girl he wants to be! I gave him the most Extreme, Suicidal move I’ve ever given anyone! I had him set up on a big metal box, as I climbed up the back of his garage… I crawled over the top to see him falling right into my plan, standing up onto his feet on the box, looking around like a numbskull for me… as he turned around, I leapt from the garage roof, Thesz Press style at him, taking him off the metal thing into a huge pile of boxes under him!!! It was carnage, and you know me… I’m proud of the carnage I produce! We had a helluva match following that… I myself hit a Flying Legscissors that had to whip him around 5 or 6 times… he had some nice Gorilla Presses on me… and so much more… but I finally decided to get the 1st fall of this match over… I climbed onto that metal box, and for the first time hit my Standing Backflip from a height… making it my first Moonsault! After connecting with the Sault, I had Shortcakes count X down for the 10! And I was one-up on the big man! No way he could stop me now! But somehow WMX turned the tides, and hit a Superplex off the Table on me… he then had the gall to drag me to his car, throw me in the backseat like a piece of meat, and drive all the way to one of the parks we used to have shows at… that was where I received one of the worst beatings of my life! I mean I had my up moments here, but with all the playground equipment he was tossing me over, I severely bumped my right shin more than once on solid metal! I was limping the rest of the match, not to mention weeks after this show because of those nasty bumps! Drixon even showed up again at the park, I guess he followed… and he beat me down with WMX… damn, now that wasn’t fair… or necessary… well I hit some high splashes from the slides which were quite cool too, and the fact that there were families at the park with their kids watching us brawl… that made it all the more worth making this a brutal fight! Gotta put a show on for the fans ya know… and they loved it… I actually believe there were some Amish folks or something like that watching us, and heck, they liked it… so all was good… anyways, we worked our way down to the nearby Creek, which I was once thrown into… and was once again here! WMX followed me into the flowing waters and gave me a Double Powerbomb in the shallow water! That was quite crazy… but what was crazier is that he walked off, saying to meet him at his Grandma’s house… he walked back I guess and took his car over… leaving me there all wet and soaked to walk all the way over!!! Now what the hell was that?! His grandmother’s was all the way across town, a good 25 minute walk!!! So I finally make it there, pissed as hell, and then he ambushes me in the backyard, giving me a series of what he called his “Old-School WMX Moves”… after that he tossed me into his car-trunk and brought me to where he thought would be a funny place… the PXW Arena, my backyard! That was his mistake! I began to maul his arse finally, hitting my Impaler and Frog Splash! He did take the advantage down on the Railroad Tracks with a Piledriver… but as soon as we worked our way to my yard, I took advantage again… he got some hits in, but this time I got the last laugh, as I shoved him in his own car trunk, leaving his legs hanging out, and drove out of town, all the way to his own trailer where the infamous Deerstand and rusty old car were! When I arrived, WMX was practically hanging out the back of the car… musta dragged him all the way… Hahahaha!!! So I told him to meet me at the old car for an @$$-whooping! He eventually showed up, and I took it to him, dropping his big arse on that car with a Twist of Fate and Impaler… and then the move that gave him the biggest Injury of his career! I mean now that I’m friends with him, looking back I feel bad about it, but at the time I thought it was frickin’ hilarious! I went for a Piledriver, but without much room to move on that car, I really had no way to pad that landing… therefore, I seriously jarred his neck! As where I was in pain for weeks with my shins, he was in pain for maybe months with his neck, obviously more serious… yep… now that was a serious Piledriver! That’s why you don’t try these things at home kids! Piledrivers can be bad, so don’t do them… unless you’re me! They are deadly, I shouldn’t even be doing them, but I figure if Mr. Execution can, why not me? Anyways you gotta give Wolfman credit, because he eventually got back up and finished the match… not only did he finish it, but he… well, we’ll get there soon… so I gave him some time to recover, I was showing off and all that crap… and somehow he snuck up behind me… before I knew it, I was Chokeslammed on the car, and then Blitzkrieged! Ouch and ouch! It was off to the Deerstand then I guess he figured as he walked off… I followed, and found him sitting up at the top… I saw the boxes laid out at the bottom, him waiting on top… I put two and two together, and I get that this is a trap! But do I care? Hell No! I’m gonna go up there, change his plans, and throw his arse off there! Right? Wrong… all the way at the top, not on the steps he wallops me with a Final Solution Punch as he calls it… I fly over the edge all 12 or more feet down, Impaling the boxes below on my huge crash landing! Biggest fall I’ve ever taken! And boy did it hurt! It actually took me out for a bit as the ref counted to ten, giving Wolfman X the 2nd Fall… damn, it’s tied up, gotta do something… but I came to my senses as he was climbing back down, and I low-blowed him, knocking him down into the boxes… I climbed all the way back to the top and jumped all the way back down with a huge Elbowdrop on the Champ! But that hurt me too, so I was down for a bit… he somehow took advantage of me again, and took me back to his car… you wouldn’t believe it, but he threw me onto the roof of the car, held me with one hand out his window and drove all the way back to town, to his backyard… where we started this whole thing! And let me tell you… riding inside a car… that’s no fun! Riding on the roof, with no ropes or anything to hold you, hanging on for your dear life, with wind in your face… now that’s what I call fun! Would love to do it again… so after like 10 miles of wind to cool me down, WMX pulls into his driveway, pulls me off his car and takes me to his yard… I got a couple moves in, but he basically finished me off with a Chokeslam off a Table, and a huge Blitzkrieg also from the Table… or was it that Metal Box from earlier? That was it! The ref began the slow count to ten! Psycohol was finished… NO!!! I got up! A Blitzkrieg off the Table, and Psycohol gets to his feet… how heroic is that?! Well obviously not heroic enough, as he grabbed me and gave me another Blitzkrieg from up high, this time onto a chair laying amongst a pile of broken boxes! And… well kids… it was over, I had lost the biggest match of my career! Sucks b@lls man, but I can always say I had to face Drix before the match, and Hell, even in the match, where WMX fought Mr. Splooge, the Ninja and those guys in less-than-minute matches… so I should have been the hero that day! I should have walked out champ! But I was robbed… and I wouldn’t forget it if WMX ever did return to the yard someday… I would make sure it wouldn’t happen again… but you know, it was his last match, I had proven my point, despite the two consecutive losses to him… it was time to mend friendships now that he was leaving his turf… so we shook hands and yep, we became the Doctors of Extreme once again! Oh ya! Happy times are back… the most dominant Stable returns… despite one being out of the biz, oh well… it’s then that I realized the Commish, Squires as we call him, had some personal issues with me, for constantly disobeying him or something… he began to ravagely beat me down with the tiki torch stick! That b@$t@rd!!! What kind of Commissioner does he think he is?! But I couldn’t do crap, cuz I already owed him thousands of dollars in fines, didn’t want to add to it… so I took the beating like a man, and Wolfman X’s final show was over… the End to his Legacy… or so we think…
Well yes he did return in the future, but under a different role for the most part… but that comes later… despite that, the EWA, and heck the whole Backyard Wrestling scene in these parts has never been the same… it truly was the End of a Legacy… if you hated the guy or loved him, the EWA never had that same feel it did when he was wrestling…. I’ll tell you the truth, since then, I had always missed his presence at the shows, they seemed to have lost something I can’t quite point out since he left… not to say they haven’t gained other things, but it sure felt different, and I always hoped to see him again someday… so how could one of this scene’s creators just quit at such a young age, when he had so much of a career ahead of him? Some say it was because he was married now, and his wife didn’t want him to wrestle anymore… he says personally that his body couldn’t take much more punishment, that it was hurting more and more after every show… well heck, I am Psycohol, I am invincible! I never have too much pain to not return… And unlike the big man, I never planned on retiring anytime soon… so that was that though… it was over… as far as we knew, the EWA was gone and dead for the first time in its four years… but we couldn’t have been more wrong! It seems that WMX’s retirement had stirred up a former EWA star to motivate himself to bring the EWA back to life only weeks after it had apparently gone under… the EWA may have never been the same, but it was about to make a huge revival, involving some of it’s former stars who hadn’t been a regular part of it since EWA2… this was Big News! And there is no doubt Psycohol was going to be a part of it! If there’s backyard wrestling going down and I know about it, I will be there… so the EWA’s New Era had officially begun, an era without one of it’s founders… but never fear, the second founder hath returneth!
And if ya can't remember who the man that came up with the EWA alongside Wolfman X, it was Natas... he was now ready to make his full-time return to action! Sure, he did wrestle a few matches here and there between EWA2000 and EWA4, but he had not been wrestling regularly since EWA2, and now he wanted to get back to the sport he loved! And even more of a reason for him, is that Wolfman X was now gone, and that seemingly was all he's been waiting for... Natas and WMX had a personal battle brewing since the end of EWA2... it had steadily built over the years, and was even camoflauged as a storyline, but the fact is that it was there, and ever-growing... so Natas, upon hearing of Wolfman X's full-time Retirement, and announcement that the EWA was over, took it in his hands and jumped at the opportunity to PROVE that the EWA was NOT dead, and was still going to be alive and running, even without Wolfman X! Natas made it a point to take every shot at WMX that he could in this rejuvenation of the EWA... the first time the EWA was without Wolfman X! And Natas wanted it to be ten times better... in his mind, the absence of Wolfman X alone did this! And me being Psycohol, of course I would not miss out on any opportunity to wrestle so I jumped aboard for a whole new ride... what I once called the New EWA, and what is now being referred to as EWA: The Renegade Shows!
Now we knew we had to make this show big... HUGE in fact! Natas wanted to come in with a BANG, and shake everything up, so we brainstormed a bit, and decided, what else would the audience(do we have one) rather see, than a bunch of Returns, plenty of humor, and great action... so it was Go-Time! But we had to have an Arena... since all the past EWA Shows had been either held at a local park or at Wolfman X's Yard, we had to find new turf... couldn't use WMX's yard anymore, and traveling to park after park is a pain, and also risks cop interference... so we ended up in my own backyard, also doubling as the PXW Arena! So now the PXW and EWA Arenas were one and the same! Now everything was set in place, time for the show to begin! So first off, the returns... Obviously Natas made his huge return, alongside Drakon, who was also returning full-time after a retirement, that lasted since EWA2 also... unlike Natas, he barely wrestled at all between EWA2 and this show, so the rust would likely show... and the two of them returning together was bigger news yet, for it was the return of the New Breed also! The most dominant stable in the history of the EWA! They basically came out and claimed their dominance, and dissed Wolfman X's absence from an EWA Show repeatedly... after the Breed made their grand return, yet another duo made their return... Sandman and Chainz! Don't remember their names too well? Well that's because they were quite old-school... apparently after I had done my one-time match with the NWF(my first match ever) as Psycho Icedog, Sandman came about and became the champ, and fought Wolfman X in a series of battles, as well as other old-timers... Chainz on the other hand was a full-time wrestler from EWA1, with quite a history... he had held the IC Title I believe, and ran with Natas in the original New Breed, before being replaced by a very similar-looking Drakon in EWA2... oh that's right... Chainz has this uncanny resemblance to Drakon... nobody can figure it out... and heck, they even acted almost identical... coincidence? Also about Sandman... he looked very much like Natas... I really think that... nah.... all four denied having any relation, and in fact Sandman and Chainz came out opposed to the New Breed, actually claiming to be the Old Breed... the original New Breed, even though Sandman actually never took part in that... anyways, it was hilarious, because I was filming Sandman brag about his return, and from behind, my neighbor's white dog, Sally comes running out of the bushes, squats there, and takes a piss right on camera as I zoomed in! It was pure hilarity, at least to myself... and the dog ended up jinxing Sandman... for every time it showed up, he lost his match that day... it happened a few shows, and was great stuff... now onto the show... let's skip everything but my stuff... oh, and may I quickly mentiuon Mr. Execution for a moment here... this is the show where he originated his joke-hating routine, as Ninja blared a bunch of jokes at him, and Ex snapped every time he heard one... it was so funny, that it became a regular thing, and was Ex's new Gimmick... not to say it was a gimmick or anything, this is real life, right? It did turn out to create some of the funniest moments in EWA history though... So anyways, back to me... I started the day off by coming out to my new theme music, the one that seems to have fitted me best through the years... "All Hell Breaks Loose" by Sick of it All... that song just psyches ya up, I'll tell ya... so I ran out there, tossing weapons everywhere and moshing around... first opponent... Chainz! With guest ref, his pal Sandman... uh oh? Who cares, a bunch of posers! I beat the hell out of the inexperienced Chainz, and it looked like Sandman wasn't gonna make the 3-count for me, but I knocked his arse out with an X-Factor, and used my arm to raise and drop his unconscious arm 3 times for the easy victory! My next match, was the Main Event... the headliner... this match was going to make this show an instant classic! Psycohol vs. Natas in a similar stipulated match as to those from my Final Match with Wolfman X, but with a different twist... it was called an Anarchy Rules Match... meaning that the members of this match could travel anywhere through the town, similar to the WMX Match, and there would be Five Falls, as opposed to the Three Falls in the other... the thing that sets this match apart, is the fact that each fall had a different stip... there was a Tree Match, a Cage Match, and Armageddon(Lair) Match, a Box Match, and a First Blood Match! And even more unique is that they would be set in no particular order... therefore if someone happened to throw one guy threw a box, there's the box match... if someone happens to start bleeding, the first blood match was over, etc...... so it was pure Anarchy, and Psycohol was completely up for that! This Match came out to be a spectaculor match! I had won the first fall as Natas attempted to Superplex me off a Table into a Box, but a reversed it in mid-air, landing on top of Natas, who crashed through the box himself! Box Match complete, check... I was one up! We fought some more, and that arsehole Natas soon shoved me into the trunk of his car and drove off... when I next saw the light of day, I was surprised to see that we were back at the old EWA Arena... WMX's Yard!!! I was like Holy Sh**!!! We didn't fight there long, but Natas did succeed in getting a Fall of his own there... after hitting a wicked running facebuster on a steel chair, I was out cold! The ten count was made, and Natas had won the Armageddon Match! We made our way down the street from there to the local High School's tennis court area, which was surrounded by a huge Cage, like most Tennis courts, and we brawled it out there, ramming each other into the mesh cage repeatedly! This is about the time that Natas started grinding my forehead into the thing, and I came up with a bloody forehead! Natas had just taken the First Blood Match, and I was behind now 2-1! I had to do something, so I fought back, and eventually wore him down enough, so I had time to climb that Cage surrounding the court, and land on the other side to gain victory in the Cage match! It was all tied up, and one more fall to go! Anyways, Commish Squires who was on hand, announced that a Title was hanging from a tree in a park across the town... so if we had wanted to finish the last fall, the Tree Match, we would hafta get our arses over there... and since Natas was still stuck in the Cage and I wasn't, I ran and started up his car... he came running as I took off, and I hit him with his own car! Sure it wasn't hard... I didn't wanna kill him, but he still makes fun of me to this day for the fact that I hit him at such a slow speed... Damn Him! I took off and went to a park... a park that we had never hit before... but I got lost, for some damn reason I couldn't find the damn place, but eventually I did... and amazingly enough Natas beat me all the way across town running, even though I had a car... guess he knew his directions better... I really don't know why he didn't just grab the Title and take the win while he was waiting for me, but I guess the sneak attack on me was his only goal... his mistake, being that I never lose Tree Matches! Anyways, I arrived and he attacked me! We brawled around the new park as kids watched on... a nice combo we had was when I went for a Tombstone Piledriver on him... Natas reversed it on me, but I wasn't done... I shifted my weight and once again reversed it back on him, then hit the move, driving his head into the ground! A couple moves later, and I hit my Backflip Splash, and I climbed the tree, to grab the dummy Title and win the 5th Fall! Psycohol had come out victorious in an epic match! I wish more of my matches could be as awesome as this one, but not many bring out the fight in me as Natas... and with these stips, it was all the better! After the match, I got a little saucey, and heck, I jumped back into Natas' car and took off! I stole his damn car, and he wasn't gonna be getting it back right away! Hahaha!!! But even though the match may not have hit the mark reached by the 78 minute 3 Fall Lair Match with WMX, it definitely made it's mark in EWA's history, and in my memory! So the Show was a success, and could only be a sign of things to come... it ranks right up there with the best of EWA Shows ever I would say.... but there was one little problem, one technical glitch that soils this entire show... so unfortunate... but the fact of the matter is that the Camcorder we used to tape it was set on black-and-white moded with the words "Happy Birthday" across the bottom of the screen thorugh the entire show! When I popped in the tape to dub it to my own, all I could do is smile in disbelief at what I was seeing... I saw the amberish looking b&w quality as well as the goofy "Happy Birthday" and I was like "Oh SH**!!!" So go ahead and laugh... we all get a good laugh over this one, but it didn't ruin the show... despite these difficulties, it was still awesome to watch... and we made sure we would never let this happen again! One of the greatest shows of all time, tarnished forever... what can we do? Ahh well... it was time to move on... or so we thought... because two days later was September 11, 2001...
So to digress from my Wrestling Career for a short time, I'd like to say a few things about September 11th... I was there at work, like every other day... sittin' there getting bored as always with my job... and we've got no TV's there, but we do have radios... so I suddenly hear someone in the next aisle over say that a plane had just hit one of the Twin Towers... and being a huge fan of Skyscrapers, Landmarks, and any other awesome manmade achievements, this was news to me... I went to listen in on what was going on... then all of a sudden someone says another plane had hit the other building... I was in shock... I didn't know what the hell to think, especially after hearing they were huge 747's or whatever! My buildings were on fire! I'll tell ya the truth here, I didn't give a sh** about the passengers or anyone else that dies... all I wanted was for the Twin Towers to survive the day and be fixed eventually! Because they were monuments for ages! The showed what mankind could do whe he put his mind to it! I knew it was terrorists right away... I've seen enough movies, I knew this stuff... I wanted the terrorists to die... heck, they were already dead... but anyways, we all sat next to the radio the rest of the day almost... and when the Pentagon was hit, fear abviously struck us... most feared for more innocent lives, who would be next... I feared for more national landmarks, what would be next?! That's when one of the Towers fell... as I heard them on the radio speak with disbelief at what happened, my jaw just dropped... everyone around me was talking and panicking... all I could do was stare blankly with disbelief at the disappearance of a Twin Tower... I had always wanted to go to the top of the Towers... it was a goal in life really... this could not be happening... I knew the other would fall too... and when it did, my blank stare magnified a hundred times... I realized I would never be able to go to the top of my Towers... unless they were rebuilt... and I had a strong feeling that they WOULD BE! I hoped and wished that they would, exactly the same, but obviously that fell apart, and many crappy designs have come since... I was at a loss... the funny thing is... I was never mad at the Terrorists who did this, even if I put on a fasade that I was... who was I pissed off at mostly for this whole atrocity? People that were yet to play a role... the designers and architects of the new structure that would replace and not be the Twin Towers! I knew in my heart that they would not be rebuilt how they were, how I wanted them, and I was already pissed beyond belief at all those who would rebuild something different, all those afraid to build tall buildings again on American soil, all those that did not want MY Towers back! I was filled with hatred towards them... not the Terrorists... anyways, enough with that rant... it was a terrible day, and a huge tragedy... of course I care for the people that were lost, but they weren't weighing as heavily on my mind... and we were to have an EWA Show just a few days later... obviously we dedicated the Show to the fallen Twin Towers... not to America, not to the people, not to the Pentagon, but solely in tribute to the Towers...
So those few days later, the attack was still weighing heavy on all our minds... but we decided to continue on and do the Show... the show must go on! And obviously being so soon after the attacks, we named this show the Twin Towers Tribute Show... I came out there with silhouettes of the Twin Towers painted on my face and markered up my arm... I was still in deep shock and depression over the loss of the Twins, so I made sure to show that... Natas showed up with a huge American Flag that he had stolen, so all of us were doing our parts... anyways, the first thing we were to do was hold a tournament to declare a new EWA World Champion, since Wolfman X left the EWA with it a month earlier... so the final match in the first round was Psycohol vs. Natas! A rematch from the last show basically! Natas' turn for revenge. And he had the perfect advantage going, but being that the ref of the match was his friend Drake from the Breed, he figured he better make sure I was taken care of properly... meaning that Drake would have to grab a chair and whale me with it! So Natas held me there, and as Drake took the swing, I ducked... I'm not a moron ya know... and Natas was blasted right in the face! I laughed at Drake and took the cover, going for the easy win! But instead of going for the pin, Drake slammed that chair over my back too, and then walked off calling the match a draw! That meant that EWA's two biggest draws were out of the World Title Tourney! What the Hell?! And whaddya know, Drakon goes on and wins the Tourney eventually to become the first EWA Renegade World Champion! I never thought of it before... but now looking back, he made us have that Draw purposely I think, just so he could get the easy bye into the Finals, and not have to face either of us! It was his cheap way to the World Title... and heck, one of the guys he was screwing here was his own partner... but that's history, it cannot be changed... speaking on why EWA now had guest refs every match, similar to the PXW, instead of a universal ref, is obviously because Shortcakes was gone with Wolfman X, and we never had any other full-time refs... so we were going PXW-style here... ok, back to the card... Natas, along with the traitor Drake(not revealed to be a traitor until the moment I am writing this right now), and Natas seemingly hasn't had enough of Psycohol! He challenged me once again, but this time he had the gall to challenge me for my PXW Title! See, I almost forgot I was still holding this Title, but I was, and it was about to becaome a very over-used Title... so I came pulling up in the Natas' car... ya know the one I stole from him at the last show? Well I agreed to the PXW Title Defense, as long as if I won, I would take the car forever! And he reluctantly accepted... this could have been the biggest payoff in my career, seeing that I have never been paid... so we had a great match as usual... plenty of awesome moves were used, oh yes. And I believe this is the match where the Psycohol-Natas Nip-up Rivalry officially began... for those of you who know not what a Nip-up is, it's when you are laying on your back, and then using your legs' momentum, kind of spring up onto your feet! From laying on your back, to your feet... you know what I'm talkin' about! Anyways, the problem here, was that I, Psycohol could do a Nip-up with relative ease, whereas Natas would try and try, but never quite make it to his feet... and heck that must have hurt, being one of the biggest Shawn Michaels fans, and not being able to do one of his signature moves... that must have been heartbreaking, huh Natas? Well ever since this day, every time we face off, he tries to do a Nip-up and is always unsuccessful... and I always show him up by doing one... so anyways, this is the match where we began that feud... he tried his Nip-up, and landed on his arse! I tried mine, and landed on my feet! Seeing that I was obviously better than him, he did what any man with a screw or two loose would do... he snapped and attacked me unmercifully! Similar to the reaction Mr. Ex has to a joke... so anyways, the match went on, and what can I say... Natas was the better man that day... he pinned me following his Stunner! But this wasn't any regular match... I had just lost the PXW World Title to an outsider, not to mention his nice car! This was the second time I had put the PXW Title on the line without consent from the PXW Commish... I knew I would be in deep schist when he found out! But I couldn't do anything about it, for Natas had won it... and I felt foolish sort of for losing it again... the PXW 'Mish was gonna be pissed, but how often was he around? So this was the beginning of where the PXW became just another EWA Title, and was being handed around, like the potatoes at Thanksgiving Dinner! It was losing credibility from this point on, until the PXW eventually returned to give it back it's glory... anyways, the point was that Natas and Drakon, both of the New Breed walked out with World Titles around their waists! They have just basically taken the EWA over with their dominance! And now I was on the downside of this war! It was solely Psycohol vs. the New Breed... everyone else was a bunch of Jobbers, I was alone to face the wrath of those two Hellraisers! And I was not afraid! I would take my PXW Title back if it was the last thing I'd do!
So onto the next show, it was a New Breed-dominated Era... and it sucked... I couldn't stand all the bragging and gloating and all that crap! It's enough to make ya sick! Anyways, it was time to bring in EWA's second-premier Title, the Intercontinental Title, which Kamilian last held... and I was put in the Tourney for it... first match, Sandman! My first time ever facing this legend... and I beat his arse, proving him not to be so legendary afterall... so I moved on... but quickly, to talk about Sandman, I've already mentioned his Extreme resemblence to Natas appearance-wise, but what I forgot to mention, is that personality-wise, he was almost an exact replica of ECW's Sandman, same theme song, same attitude... only difference was that instead of drinking a lot of Beer, he always a had cans of Root Beer, and seemed to think they were beer or something... I guess he was stright-edge like myself... gotta give him a little respect for that, despite his extreme sucktitude... anyways, the final round, Psycohol vs. Mr. Execution! Ex walso in the Final Round of the Tourney at the last show, just missing out on his chance of Gold... and I wasn't about to let him get any Gold here either... so I beat him bad... sure I tested him by whipping out the "How did the chicken cross the road?" joke... and yes he did snap, and kick my arse a bit... but in the end I came out with the win, and with the IC Title! Sure, it wasn't a World Title, like those that the New Breed sported, but at least it was a Title... my second all-time IC Title... and I thought I was done for the day when Ninja came out, claiming to be Kamilian(at this point, he had been pretending to be a different EWA character every match he was in)... I called him Ninjamilian... and he was challenging me for the IC Title... so I'm like "No prob, piece of cake." What we didn't realize is that we were heading out there and were about to do one of the most dangerous stunts we've ever done... quite unplanned... we went out there, and he tried to be like Kamilian... no dice, he still sucked... not that Kamilian didn't... anyways, I hear this "CHOO! CHOO!" in the distance... a train was coming, and of course the railroad tracks are just through a gate and down a little hill... so we head that way, and wanting to revolutionize this Fed, new stuff was always good... so being the morons we were, we headed right down to the railroad tracks as the Train road by! Nope, not a bullet train, and ol' fashion one, but still very dangerous... I went down first, and began slapping the train with my hands as it went by... Ninja then did the unthinkable and jumped aboard! He jumped onto a ladder that was hanging off the side, and took about a 100 foot ride down the tracks! I was dying laughing! We all were! Then he ran all the way back, only to jump on again! And he had a mask that probably cut some of his vision off too! Super dangerous! It was probably one of the most dangerous things we had ever done in our careers, but it seemed funny at the time, and Hell, it still seems funny watching it... but if ya think about it, what if we slipped, and somehow ended up losing a limb or something under the train... not funny... so don't try this at home kids... we shouldn't have... but at least we came out of that laughing instead of anything else... it's definitely up there with the greatest moments of the EWA! And coincidentally enough, it seemed that at every show for the next month or so, a train always happened to be passing by sometime during the filming... and no, we never went down there to brawl alongside it again... no need to test our fate again, it may not be in our favor again... so wait, we still have a match going here don't we? Well there wasn't much left to it... we went back up the the wrestling area, put on a show, and I finished Ninja with the Handspring Clothesline... for me that was the end of the show, but the New Breed had yet another defamation to put on the PXW Title... with no respect, Natas and Drake come out, and bring that nitwit Splooge out, and let him think he's joining the Breed... Drake let's Natas pin him, so he can say he's been the Undisputed Champion, then Natas let's Drake pin him for the PXW Title, so he can say he had that... both Titles were being shat upon in my opinion... so they basically reversed Titles in a ridiculous way, using Splooge only to be a ref, then beating his sorry arse afterwards... oh well, was time to move on... Next>>>
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