So the next show, we didn't really come prepared to... we didn't have a name planned for it, and really didn't have any matches planned either... therefore we called it the "Unprepared Show," it's as simple as that... it wasn't a great show, but the thing that was cool is that my two buddies from college happened to be in town to help out with the show! They reffed the first few matches... Pete the Boot and Duff, going under the monicker of the Murderizer! I was glad that they got to see some of our backyard wrestling live, because I have told them much of it, and shown them past clips... so this was kinda special, especially with them as refs for me... and it kinda sucks that it was asort of a crappy show, but oh well... I fought both Chainz and Sandman in seperate matches... they each challenged me for my IC Belt, and each failed miserbably... I took em out with ease... at one point Sandman tried messin' with my pal Pete the Boot and got his ass pushed to the ground for f-in' with him, hehe... anyways, I believe after my friends left, I fought Drake to get my PXW Title back! And his thing was flipping my PXW Belt upside down and calling it the MXd World Title! He thought it was funny... I didn't! I had to win it back for the Fed I helped build! And I was quite on the verge of winning it back when I made the mistake of missing my Backflip Splash... he then gave me his Inverted Tombstone and went for the cover! But the b@$%@&d I am kicked out of his Finisher, hahahaha!!!! But I was quite winded still, and he hit it again, and beat me... it was a fluke... rushing on my part with that missed Backflip move... I could have taken the match... but I guess another day it would be... that was meant to be the Main Event, but to everyone's surprise, Mr. Splooge dressed as the Ultimate Warrior, and Ninja dressed as Hulk Hogan came out, and put on a Battle for the Loserweight Title that nearly mimmicked move for move, the Wrestlemania VI Hogan vs. Warrior match! It was great, especially since I am a huge fan of the Warrior and that match! So obviously I rooted for Splooge,a nd in the end, just like in WM6, the Warrior(Splooge) pulled off the victory! It was a classic, and definitely overshadowed the rest of the show by far!
Now by the next show, the New Breed got this idea, since they were both World Champs, to merge the PXW and EWA into one Fed, called the PEWA or some crazy schist like that! But starting the show I demanded a rematch from Drakon for my PXW(MXd) Title... so he eventually accepted, and we got it on once more! I got a hell of a beating in that match, being whipped into chairs and pieces of linoleum and stuff... but in the end I beat the bastitch like I should have the first time! I hit the Backflip Splash, pinned him and ruined the chances of the merger... or did I? Apparently Natas wanted to challenge me for the PXW Title now, to make sure this PEWA thing went through... and there's no doubt I was all against this, being that the frickin' PXW Commissioner knew nothing at all about this as far as I knew, and I would be in it deep if I were to let this happen! Not to mention I liked the EWA how it was... anyways, somewhere in there, I fought Mr. Splooge for some reason... don't ask me why... all I remember is he hooked on that Anklebiter, and my ankle hurt for weeks after! But besides that I kicked his arse and took the match, ready to face Natas! So there it was, Natas vs. Psycohol for the PXW World Title! This could be the ender for the EWA... and maybe even the PXW... it was all on the line, and I was there to save this Apocolypse from happening! I prefer playing the villain... but this time I would hafta be the hero... anyways, this match was most definitely one of our classics, no matter who the victor! Right near the beginning, I took the most wicked chairshot I've ever taken over the head from Natas!!! It was probably more my fault than his power of the swing... because I seemed to jump into it, and take a solid straight on hit to the top of my head! All went black for a second, and was probably near-concussionary! Not quite concussion though, because I continued... and we had a helluva match! I went for my Flipping Press off the Table at one point, only for Natas to move, and me land hard on a couple scattered boxes! And soon Natas took a rusty metal tray, and sliced my head open, that son of a %#@$*! I was bleeding all over now as he continued to pound away on me, but I got my revenge, after busting his head open with a hubcap shot! Bwahahaha!!! So we were even... and he soon set me up for his Stunner, but I countered, pushing him away, and then hit my classic Handspring Clothesline, followed by my Backflip Finisher, and I took the win and single-handedly saved both the PXW and the EWA from crashing to their bitter ends! The New Breed's dream of a bright new PEWA Federation was shattered, and I love taking credit for that! Hehehe...
So the next show, we decided on a different setting... it was my idea in fact... you see, there's this plot of land with some cabins and buildings on it that Lumberjack of the PXW owns... and e have had many a party up there in the past... and I figured ya know, thi would be a helluva place to wrestle! I always thought that every time we went up there... so I told Natas and Drake to meet me up there along with the other guys, for the show... seeing that Lumberjack wasn't in town... so e met up there, me with my PXW Title freshly back in hand, and when I get out there to cut a promo, a car pulls up behind me, and who steps out but Lumberjack! Holy schist I say to myself! I first think maybe he's mad that we were on his land, but he didn't seem threatening, so I figured maybe he was here to back me up, a fellow PXW'er... but it was not the case. As soon as we shook hands, he laid me out with a giant clothesline! That greedy b@$#@&d only wanted my PXW World Title! So Hell, I knew Lumberjack was nothing, I gave him his damn site... I will admit though that it was quite cool having a long-time PXW'er show up on an EWA Show! Lumberjack in the EWA? Who woulda ever seen that happen?! Anyways, as usual I underestimate my opponent! For this, I received a hard Slam through a metal framed screen window, set across a couple benches, and a bunch of other scary strong moves by the Lumberjack! He even gave me his Treetop finisher... but I rule, so I managed to kick out! And when he went for the 2nd Treetop, I slipped out the back, and nailed him with my Handspring Clothesline, and Backflip Splash! And that was all she wrote folks! I was now 2-0 on Lumberjack in my career, and quite proud of it... but the boy did show some skill... I respect that! He also fought a match later on against both Splooge and Ninja... his first match against a pure EWA Star, and he won... but who expected him to lose against those two goofballs? Anyays, as was originally planned, I was set to take on Drakon in a rematch for my PXW Title! Two big PXW Title defenses in one day... sheesh, that's the life I was living then, hehe! It was hectic being the greatest backyard wrestler of all-time! Oh yah, I also reffed a short match between two newcomers, Mr. Skullface and Mr. Pumpkinhead... the duo called themselves the Halloweenies, and seemed to only be interested in fights to the death, even aganst each other... but it was obvious that neither one had what it took to kill the other, so I basically kicked both their arses and called it a draw... but anyways, back to Psycohol vs. Drakon, the rematch! All I can say is we had a damn good match... I kicked his arse as usual... he kicked mine a little, and who do ya guess won? The true King of the Backyard... ME! I mean, I kicked out of his Finisher.... again.... I think the boy needed a new Finisher ya know what I'm saying? Then I gave him a backflip like no other, hehe... and pinned him! But the cabin setting was nice... the real surprise of the show though came in the next match when Mr. Execution shocked the world, by upsetting Natas and taking home the EWA World Title!!! This was just the beginning of his rise to the top though... I would soon feel his wrath unfortunately too, but I do respect the guy, and love the humor he brings, so i was happy to see him take it from the New Breed!
After this, things were winding down to an end it seemed... the enthusiasm was gone, and heck, this was the last show of the year really... it was called Halloween Hell... we really wanted to do a November show, since EWA never has, but we were all busy the next couple months, so this Halloween Show would be the end of wrestling for 2001... I mean, this was really a terrible show to put it bluntly... the big match of the show was Mr. Ex vs. Drakon, where Ex beat his 2nd New Breeder in 2 shows, but really it wasn't that great... and me Psycohol, all I got stuck with was a match against that pathetic newcomer Mr. Skullface... and I whooped him like there was no tomorrow! Not even worth talking about really... so whereas 2001 was the biggest year in my career thus far, it went out with a tiny little fizzle of a show...
So we basically hit the regular Winter Break that we always have... I tried getting shows together, but Natas and Drake weren't up for shows in the cold or bad weather... sissies! One more thing that did happen that year, was me and Wolfman X made a monster movie up at his land... it was quite cheesy, but also funny and decent... we threw in some old monster clips integrated into our film, which we also made black and white... and it was a fun time... other than that, 2001 was over! 2002 was coming up, and this year, although finding a decent amount of action in the Spring, seemed to be the demise of backyard wrestling for us at the same time... very sad, and possibly my own fault... but we will get to that when the time comes...
So before any wrestling happened in this new year, myself, Wolfman X, Shortcakes, and a gal named Sarah, who at the time I was recently broke-up with(that's right I actually had a girlfriend for once... amazing right? but I was still a kickA$$ virgin, so no worries!), we all headed down for a couple days in the Big Apple... my main goal was to go to the top of the Empire State Building! It's really been my goal for years, being that it was my favorite skyscraper in the world, and how much it kicked arse in King Kong... and also the fact that I wanted to get up it before anything happened to it, like did the Twin Towers... and I was still hurting over that loss... I wish we could have gone up then, but ah well... I'll rebuild 'em one day when I'm powerful enough! And I will go to the top! That's right! Now anyways, the first day was a crazy one, we walked all the way from like Times Square area to Battery Park on the southern tip of Manhattan... it too a few hours, we walked a few miles, but it was fun! WMX and Co. did wanna stop and see Ground Zero, so we did... I really didn't wanna see it, since I'm not into the scene of death and destruction of things that I loved... the Towers were like friends of mine, and to see them down in person, with that big empty space in the air was not what I wanted on what was supposed to be a fun trip to the city... but I guess WMX and Shorty and Co. don't see it the way I do... they went and snapped off all their pics, as I stood back, somewhat repulsed... but anyways, we went and saw the Statue of Liberty, very cold boat ride, being that it was January... the next day we went up the Empire State Building first thing! Hells yah, that's what I'm talkin' about! Goal accomplished! Then we walked around the rest of the day, and me and Wolfman X even had a brawl on some large rocks in Central Park! We also did a brawling skit earlier in the hotel room where we stayed... we messed up the room a bit, was fun, haha! The Doctors of Extreme owned the NYC those couple days!
But anyways... once we got back, we cut a short EWA Promo... basically I came out asking Wolfman X to come back out of retirement... because ya know, the new Breed really were too much for me to deal with on my own... and I needed his backup! But he said he was sticking to his retirement... he couldn't go back on his word... but I had the clincher in my hand... when I pulled out that "Brooklyn" hat from behind my back, and handed it to him, the deal was as good as gold! Well not quite, maybe silver... he agreed to return, but only as my Bodyguard... so we would technically be DOE, but he wouldn't have any official matches, just kick a lot of arse! And that was only if the EWA would return again obviously...
So another month or so goes by and we have another little EWA Promo between myself and WMX... but this time as I'm left alone, old EWA1 Star Bonez, a guy I have never met before really, and definitely haven't fought, comes walking in, challenging me for my PXW Title! I found this to be quite ridiculous actually! I mean, first off he ain't wrestled for a few years, he has never met me despite this engaging encounter, and he has absolutely nothing to do with the PXW! So why should I have given him a shot?! Because I'm a fighting champion! That's why!!! So we began exchanging blows to get the fight underway, when my pal Wolfman X runs in and does his job as my Bodyguard, taking out Bonez! We beat the poor sumvb*%ch down and I took the pin as WMX counted for me... I won, hehe! I mean I could have easily destroyed Bonez one-on-one, but I think WMX's Bodyguarding-ability needed to be tested... and he passed the test with flying colors... but that wasn't the big news... the big news happened after we got Bonez out of the picture... You see, Wolfman X comes out all cocky and stuff telling me he's got a surprise, I'm like "what?" And then he asks if I remember the Owner of the EWA, Chris Parker... and of course I have heard the name... I dunno if I have mentioned it at all, but he was this never-seen behind the scenes mystery-man who nobody has ever really gotten on camera... and apparently he owned the EWA... some millionare bigwig or something like that... anyways, Wolfman X then announces that he was handed down the Company from the guy! Meaning Wolfman X was the EWA's new owner! So to spell this out... Wolfman X, my bodyguard, my fellow Doctor of Extreme, owned the EWA! I WAS SET! How could I lose when my best pal was running things?! I was set to own this place big-time!!! This was great! The New Breed were officially toast.... or so I thought...
Yes, that's right, I thought that I would finally get my revenge on the New Breed under these new circumstances, but in fact things didn't go that way... when Natas got word that Wolfman X had officially interfered and thrown himself in as the new Owner, Natas no longer wanted any part of the EWA... nor did Drake... this wasn't just some wrestling feud either, it was personal... Natas and WMX used to be best of friends, but for awhile now it seemed to be falling apart more and more every week in real life... I guess the fact that Wolfman X got married and retired, seemingly held down on the 'dogchain' may have been part of it... Wolfman X's everpresent Ego also... basically it was all Natas against WMX... Wolfman didn't want this feud... but with this ownership thing, it blew the lid off the whole thing, and Natas wanted nothing to do with Wolfman or the EWA anymore! Natas was furious! I'm not even going to get into this anymore, since this is my Autobiography, not theirs... but I thought I would mention it, to help explain the Federation splits in the coming months... basically Natas decided he wanted to make a new Federation, one of his own creation, one without Wolfman's authoritarian control... Drake and a bunch of the other EWA guys jumped right aboard... he was planning the XWA... things would be getting interesting...
But Wolfman X at the same time, with his newfound ownership would not let the EWA die... living in his new town, he began recruiting friends from that area to start a New Revolution in the EWA, a New Generation of wrestlers! So he was having little skits and promos in his apartment with new faces showing up such as the Disruptor, Wal*Mart Joe, and Fenix... and even good ol' Face had returned seemingly... things were definitely heating up there, and looked very promising! I made a few appearances myself, and met some of the new guys, they seemed cool for the most part, except for that Goddam Disruptor! He was just an arse! We even beat him dow a few times, and made him take some hard@$$ bumps too, hehe! But they could not start until one more EWA Show was held between the old guard... yes, Natas and Drake and all of us were contractually obligated to have at least one more show to close up things a bit... so before the XWA could begin, the old EWA would have to have one more show...
So the last EWA Show of the Old Guard... we knew after this show, the EWA would never be what it once was, would never be the same, would never be up to the caliber that it had maintained over the years... Hell, Natas and Drake didn't even wanna be here... they wanted nothing to do with the EWA, but were tied down to do this last show... Natas and Drake even made sure they were not scheduled to fight any matches... they have had their last EWA Match as far as they were concerned... this WMX-owner BS was too much for them... Incidentally Drake did get dragged into a match by Mr. Pumpkinhead, the Loserweight Champion, since there was a 24/7 rule, so haha! But anyways, I had already proclaimed I was sticking with the EWA no matter what! No matter what new talent WMX brought in, I was there to stay... I don't bite the hand that feeds me, meaning I was EWA 4 Life! I would not go with the XWA! Nat and Drake could go out and make their own Fed, the best of luck to 'em! So at this last show, appropriately titled "EWA R.I.P.", I was here to show the New Breed exactly how to defeat Mr. Execution, since both of those pansies so recently lost to him... and to make this match even bigger I put my PXW World Title on the line, and he put his EWA World Title up for grabs(just a note, Mr. Ex was the longest reigning EWA Champion!)... so it was Champion vs. Champion! It was a match of decent proportions... the match of the night... and I kicked Mr. Ex's arse all over that yard! But fact is, I got a couple of knees to the stomach from my Backflip Splash finisher, and soon he scooped me up and Spike Piledrove me to the hard ground! When I woke up, he was a Double Champion! It was a freakin' fluke! It had to be! I couldn't have lost to that no-good Jobb'ah, Mr. Execution! So I wanted my rematch... but he wouldn't give it to me... so the genius that I am comes up with a plan... I steal his wrestling pants, forcing him to wrestle in some black pants, not his usual attire... then the idiot he is, actually accepts the match, when I put his pants on the line... so I gave him the pants, and he tried running away! But I wasn't gonna let it slip that easy! I chased him down and mauled him for a quick win, and therefore becoming the PXW and EWA World Champions! His reign as Unified Champ was short-lived, whereas I had just began yet another reign as Unified Champ... aren't I awesome?! So the EWA "Renegade Shows" Era came to an end unfortunately... but either way you look at it, I was going to be the reigning EWA Champion when Wolfman started his new EWA, and with the surprise return of the PXW coming right up, I had their gold too! The XWA on the other hand... I had no plans on attending...
Yes, that’s right, the surprising return of the PXW! After yet another absence of many months, the guys of the PXW decided to make a sudden return… actually I think this show as very spur of the moment… one day a couple of us felt like wrestling… we made a few calls, and the show was on! Too bad the PXW wasn’t always this easy to organize, but ah well, I’ll take what I can get… so I came in as the Unified EWA/PXW Champion ya know, braggin’ and shiite! And then Psykadelik has the audacity to walk up and ask for a Title shot… now I really don’t think he’d done anything significant to prove he even deserved any sort of shot, but the fighting Champ I was, I said ok… he gets a PXW Title shot… but then he got greedy and asked for the EWA Shot! Now I swear I remember already giving him a shot at it like last summer or something, and him losing… so what the hell, I’ll give him one last shot at it… I figured it’d be fair, since I had been openly handing away PXW Title Shots over in the EWA… so I was feeling a bit saucy, and gave him the PXW and EWA Title shot, without Commish Squires’ or WMX’s permission! From there we had an awesome match! Possibly our best match to date, with much fluid action and big moves! I was basically kickin’ his frickin’ arse man! I was the man! I was the Unified Champ! I was in the prime of my career! I was a juggernaut! I was Psycohol! I was unstoppable! Or so I thought… for when I missed my Backflip Splash, Psyk got lucky and landed his X-Faktor Finisher on me! And he hooked my leg, took the 1,2,3… and he took what I would call the BIGGEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF THE PXW!!! Well… that’s my opinion! In no way whatsoever should he have won that match! But he did, and he took both my Titles! That’s right, Psykadelik now held the EWA Championship! The first non-EWA’er to ever hold it… now I have officially gone behind both of my predominant Federations backs and screwed over both of them! That’s what I’m all about… a renegade, a rebel… a stirrer upper! So now that I had completed my mission in letting PXW’ers hold EWA Gold and Vice Versa, it was time to unfold the master plan… on Psykadelik that is! So I bribed the Commissioner, so gullible he is, to give me another match that show against Psyk, but only for the EWA Gold this time… because ya know I had to get it back! It wouldn’t look good if I went back to the EWA without the Title, leaving it in PXW’s hands… so the Commish understood this and agreed to the rematch! So I guess Psykadelik was in the shower making love with his fiancee or something when he was interrupted and told that I was given a rematch! Hahaha, I love ruining intimate situations! Probably cuz I had never been in one before, but ah well, that’s the story of my life… so Psyk came stomping out all pissed off, and b****ing at me! And then the master plan came to full fruition as Psykadelik came face to face with me! From behind, the Special Ref, Psyk’s fellow Cool Paccer, Psicon did the unthinkable! Psicon attacked Psykadelik, and delivered the Dank Drop! With Psyk down, I finished him off with my Backflip! And I took the pinfall victory to regain the EWA Title! Sure, Psyk walked away with the PXW Title, but I walked away with three important things that he no longer had… the EWA Title for one, Psykadelik’s pride for two, and most importantly, I walked away with the Cool Pac for three! That’s right! I had just rejoined the Cool Pac with Psicon! And as we flashed the Cool Pac symbols to the camera, it was obvious that the group that Psykadelik had been a part of since day one was no longer his! After years of absence, I was finally back in to the group I helped co-create! Psycohol was Cool Pac 4 Life! And Psykadelik was laying there betrayed… a mess… just a shadow of his former self! All thanks to myself and Psicon! Hahahahahahaha!!! A couple PXW Shows were still slated for that Spring, and they would also be good ones… but first, let’s get to the Debut of the XWA!!!
The XWA, the XWA... what can I say about the XWA? The one-show wonder... the XWA... well let's get into my matches on the card before I explain the sudden rise and fall of the XWA... ok, so here we are... rumors had been sturring for a long time about the XWA... about Natas' very own Federation starting from scratch... his Federation that would have absolutely nothing to do with... you got it, Wolfman X! This was the official and long-coming break from any association with the Wolfman for Natas... their bitter feud behind the scenes was heating up... and hey, I just wrestle, I don't get into these things! So yah, I wasn't even supposed to be at the XWA show... I specifically told Natas that I would NOT be there... that I was EWA 4 Life! But ha, you know me... I wrestle anywhere! So I showed up, and before I get out there to fight at all, Ninja comes out, trying to claim that he has an Alliance with me... and this is just after the revealing of there having been 2 different Ninja's the whole time through EWA History! I mean that was shocking enough, but this Ninja(Ninja #2 as I like to call him) now came out and had changed his name to Ninjarette... why you ask? Well because he thought it'd be cool that if Ninja mixed with "cigarette", Ninjarette, was a partner with Psyco mixed with "alcohol", making Psycohol... and I don't even drink alcohol... or smoke! So I didn't approve at all of this stupid idea! And guess what name he had for our alliance... Smokes n' Roadbeers! Haha, funny, but no! Luckily though, Ninjarette was my first opponent in the tournament for the new XWA World Title... so I came out, and in response to his accusations that me and him were friends, I kicked his ass with 5 consecutive Backflip Splashes and the pin to advance to the next round of the tournament! There, that was handled... time to move on... 2nd Round, me vs. Drakon! Time for a real challenge! And we had a helluva match... he did piss me off when I went for the Van Damminator, and had the chair tossed back and kicked into my face! He was askin' for it, and I delivered! After my Backflip Splash, it was over, and I wa sin the Finals for the World Title Shot! Oh yes! So it ended up being Natas vs. myself for what appeared to be the WWF World Title?! Apparently the New Breed had snuck into WWF headquarters in Connecticutt and stole their World Title, bringing it back to be the new XWA Title... psssshh, a bit of an extraordinary story, but hey, this Belt was more real than any of those weightlifting belts or styrofoam copies we've been using before, so I was happy! But anyways, what can I say... another classic between Psycohol and Natas! We've fought so many times, and this was no different, in quality that is! We definitely delivered, and even had a small gathering of passerbies gather round and watch the action... it makes us fight all the better when there are people to impress! In the end, after a helluva match, I am sad to say that Natas defeated me with his Stunner! And yes, he walked away with that heavy strap of Gold that I fought so hard for all day! Dammit! But little to our knowledge at that moment, the XWA was done...
You may be asking why after such a great start did the XWA crash and burn? Well technically it DID NOT crash and burn, it just changed it's name... and although it was Natas' brainchild, I was actually the one behind the name-change... as you all must know, the WWF, the World Wrestling Federation was our main inspiration growing up... it is why we wrestled in the yards... it is why we loved this sport so much! So many of the WWF's past and current Superstars were our role models! The WWF was like it! It was the top place to be if you're a professional wrestler! And why am I praising the WWF so much right here...? Simple, because like right after that XWA Show, the WWF so nonchalantly, after like decades of being the World Wrestling Federation, changed it's name to WWE, World Wrestling Entertainment! It was a disgrace! It didn't flow off the tongue, it didn't give any respect to the fans, and it just plain sucked! We all hated, and still do to this day! It will always be the WWF to us... at least what had happened before the name change... now we watch the TV and they talk about stuff that happened back in the 80's and 90's, when it was still the WWF, and they refer to it as WWE... and that is just a huge insult to my intelligence! **** THEM! Screw them! They can't do that $h#t to us! They are all a bunch of traitors and rats, all the way up to McMahon! I don't care if there are copyright laws by the World Whiny@$$ Fund; History is History, and you should not be able to change it! So screw all of that! We were all pissed, and I came up with the idea that "Hey, how about the World Wrestling Federation continues? How about we continue it?" And despite all our differences... Natas totally agreed with me and loved the idea! The XWA was dead! We were bringing back the WWF, only a week or so after it had changed over on TV! So even though we would have none of the high calibur Superstars that they once had, and even though we wrestled outside on grass instead of inside a Ring... we would carry on the tradition... we would carry on the SAME WWF that has been dominating Sports Entertainment for so many years! Yes, Psycohol was to be a WWF Superstar! My lifelong dream would be achieved, even if not how I had imagined it... now begins a new era in WWF history, and I was gonna make sure it kicked ass!!! Even if none of the fans would be able to watch it, at least I knew I would be doing it justice along with my former XWA co-horts...
So there we were.. the WWF! And our first show was indeed a "Smackdown!" Oh yeah, taking it right where they left off! And XWA Champ Natas quickly converted to WWF World Champion Natas... and seeing that they had the 'real' WWF World Title that they 'stole', I don't see why this concept is not a valid one... and hey we aren't making any money off the name, so nobody can sue us... perfect! The Backyard WWF was underway! And with the likes of Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair, and Steve Austin before him, Natas had joined the long list of Superstars to hold World Wrestling Federation Gold! So we would also need an IC Champ to live up to the expectations of the likes of the Ultimate Warrior, Mr. Perfect, the Honky Tonk Man, HBK, Rob Van Dam... all the greats! So at that show we held a small tourney, and Drakon ended up becoming the next WWF IC Champ! Pretty exciting huh? Well I wasn't in that tourney, so don't think I'm a loser... I was in the World Title Match that day! Me vs. Natas, fighting for the World Wrestling Federation Championship! If you'd have asked us if we thought this day would ever come like 2 years ago... hell 2 months... nah, 2 weeks ago, we'd say you're crazy! But it was happening, and it was no joke! Once again we found spectators stopping by to see what was going on... it really was becoming a regular thing for these shows with Natas and Drake... people always stopping to watch the action... but anyways, onto the action! Another classic match, much chair usage, and much ass kicked! I was fighting for it all here today, and I could taste the Gold! Natas finally went for his Stunner, but this time I was ready... I pushed him away, hit my Handspring Clothesline followed by the Senton Flip... then I laid a chair across him and delivered a nice Backflip Splash for the 1...2...3!!! YES! Psycohol was now the new WWF World Champion! I was now on the list of greats! It was one of the crowning achievements of my career by far... even though I did not get to meet any actual WWF greats or anything while doing it... but heck, I was the WWF Champion, who cares about anything else! And feeling the weight of that Gold over my shoulder truly felt amazing… I was in awe that I was actually holding it… anyways afterwards, Natas seemed to blame the ref, his friend Drakon, and hit him with a chair! Break up of the New Breed?! I could only hope so! They've been a thorn in my side for tooooooo long!
But the next show was not a WWF one... nope, it was back to the PXW once again! This time up at the good ol' cabin where we had EWA Cabin Frenzy... Lumberjack's Cabin! Ah yeah! So this was meant to be the Farewell to the Cabin show, since it was apparently going to be sold very soon(which didn't really happen... plans fell thru)... and I was set to face Lumberjack, the owner of the damn place, for his Psycho Xtreme Title! But hell, I already had a 2-0 record on him, and the last win I had was right here at this very spot! Little did I know the Hell I was about to go through, nor did he! I mean this was possibly to be the greatest PXW Match ever, and even on par with some of the top EWA Matches! It was simply insane! You ever see some of those crazy backstage WWF brawls(Hardcore Matches) on TV, where everything and anything is used? Well that's basically what this was for us! It was insane! It's so hard to grasp all the awesomeness that happened into words, but here we go... me and LJ started down around the ol' campfire pit and brawled around a bit... and we had mice running around on the ground nearby, so we were trying to be careful not to step on them... I think I hurt my back or neck or something early in the match! But anyways, we worked our way out of that area to some tree with a electric wire hanging down... LJ wrapped me up in it, and I was hangin' there like a ball of twine, not knowing what the hell to do! But I escaped and we headed straight for the Chalet... that being an old beaten down building which was once a fine dining restaurant! Yes he didn't only own a Cabin, but also this restaurant, an old house, and two other cabins. But as I was saying... we entered the Chalet and All Hell Broke Loose! We were picking up old pots and pan and windowsills and anything we could get our hands on! Broken Glass all over the floor... extremely dangerous! One of the funnier highlights inside there was Lumberjack smashing a picture frame over my head, popping out the main part, and the frame still wrapped around my neck! It was good stuff! Eventually we worked our way outside to a pavillion area, and tossed each other into some huge scraps of rusty metal! Then we both got in some extreme moves! Lumberjack basically tossed me THROUGH a tree stump sticking out of the ground! The stump just burst into hundreds of pieces as I was basically acting as the cannonball! OUCH!!! But I got back at LJ... I tossed him towards a picnic table, and apparently his slipped, and hit the table full force with his shoulder I believe! It was pure madness! We then fought our way back to where we started, and there happened to be a huge plank of wood... it looked medieval or something, and was set across two stacks of cut logs! It was very intimidating, and I was planning on using it myself, but after missing my Backflip Splash, LJ decided he wanted to beat me for once! He gave me the wickedest Powerbomb ever right through that Device of Doom! And it was all over! Lumberjack defeated me, Psycohol! I admit it... and only because it was a completely awesome match! I give all the credit in the world to Lumberjack for pulling that victory out of his arse after the beating I had delivered to him that day... but there will be another day... Psycohol and Lumberjack will butt heads again! And Psycohol will get his revenge! I swear it!
And finally... the long-awaited return of the EWA! The long-awaited debut of WMX's New Generation of Superstars from his new hometown of Oneonta! Did these guys have what it took to claim the infamous name of the EWA, and do it justice? I was gonna go and see for myself... being that I was still currently their Champion ya know! And with my buddy Wolfman X as the Owner, what's the worst that could happen? For months, these guys had been making small promos with WMX about how awesome this new EWA was gonna be... they were getting feuds started up and everything... now this show was the payoff, could they do it? I would be the judge of that! So basically I was set to defend my Title in the Main Event in some sort of 5 or 6 man Brawl or something... me vs. all the new guys... but first was the Intercontinental Title Gauntlet, where names would randomly be drawn from a hat, and it'd start with two guys... winner would fight the next guy drawn... then that winner would fight the next and so on, until there were no competitors left, and one winner! So I did my scouting here... there was of course old faces like Mr. Splooge, Execution, Ninja #1, and the returning Face... then there were the new faces... Fenix, Walmart Joe, Manager Bob, the Disruptor, and Suicide... was I impressed? Not exactly... I mean Manager Bob just sucked... Suicide was basically a fat Ninja who also sucked and lasted no more than 3 seconds... Disruptor had potential, but lost to Face in his debut match... Fenix was just a bit sloppy and seemed to be making moves up at random, kinda dangerous, although I did like his Street Fighter Ryu gimmick... and Walmart Joe... well he seemed to have the most potential out of the group... and he had been kinda chummy to myslef and Wolfman X as of late too, which was a definite plus... actually, when asked several questions about the EWA in a previous skit by WMX, Walmart Joe's answer to most every question was "Psycohol!" I gotta respect a fan when I see one ya know... so anyways, between all the matches, I wanted to go out there and tell everyone how much they sucked... well out of nowhere, some guy named Jacob Cross came out to come face to face with me... Hell he was smaller than me! That's a first! And I'd beaten down people twice my size, so this guy'd be no problem, right? Wrong! Jacob attacked me and gave me a flurry of my own moves basically! A Tornado DDT and a Frankensteiner! The audacity! But I fought back with an Impaler and a Standing Frog Splash... then my fellow Doctor of Extreme, Wolfman X made his way out and finished Cross off with a couple Gorilla Press Slams! That oughtta have taught Cross! So we let the tourney roll, and in the end, my personal pick, Walmart Joe took the win to win his first EWA IC Title! Great debut by Joe! But he along with a few of the others were to face me! It was to be me vs. WMJ vs. Disruptor vs. Fenix in a 2-in-at-a-time 1-on-1 match... first person to pin another wins the match, and you could tag in anyone standing on the side when in trouble... but after a 2nd attack by Jacob Cross I personally invited him to become the 5th man in this match, which he did! So it was a Hell of a Match, and quite insane at that! 3 guys watching on at all times as the other 2 brawled! I was in there with all the newbies! Yes, they were getting a taste of greatness, as they actually got to grace the yard with one of the greats... me... Psycohol! I took it to Fenix, I took it to Disruptor, I took it to Walmart Joe even, and I took it to Jacob Cross! But they all took it to me too, and to themselves! It was All Out War!!! After much madness, Wolfman X as the special ref, stepped in and Blitzkrieged Fenix onto a Box! I soon hit my Backflip Splash on him, and eventually took the pin! Psycohol was still your EWA World Champion, going through four other guys to retain it! Keep workin' on it boys, you got a long way to go before you climb this mountain known as the EWA! They had just gotten their first taste of defeat, and I was happy to hand it to them! Now how long could this New Generation last?
Now, skipping back around, the WWF was to have another show... little did we know it would be the last WWF Show... and hell, the last time we'd see Natas for quite awhile... you could tell when we arrived at the Arena that the energy just wasn't what it used to be... it had been withering since this group's return earlier this Spring... Drake and Natas seemed bored at the shows... I myself was being put into lame storylines with Ninjarette, etc... when we fought, it just did not have the pure unadulterated Awesomeness we displayed last Fall when we started the EWA Renegade Shows... this would be the final show to a dying Fed... but there were some spontaneous funny moments I will admit that will not be forgotten! For example, I was reffing a match early in the show between Skullface and Ninjarette, and these little girls out of nowhere run in and begin beating the hell out of me! I mean, I was trying to ref the damn match, and three little kids run out and begin hitting me! Control was lost, and nobody knew what to do! These kids happened to be my next door neighbors by the way, but nonetheless, it was quite unexpected and quite humorous! I ended up somehow helping Ninjarette to win... it was tough with three lil rugrats hanging off your back, but I did it! And in a match between the New Breeders, Natas and Drake later on, they seemed to be at each other's throats, ready to split! So as the ref, I decided to try something unexpected... I helped Natas win by attacking Drake! After the match, me and Natas... shook hands!!! Crazy huh?! Could an alliance have been formed?! Anyways, so there I was to defend my World Wrestling Federation World Title against Mr. Execution in the Main Event later on! I mean that's a Title you should be proud to hold... but with the current state of things, it didn't feel so special ya know... anyways, me vs. Mr. Ex... you know that any match with Mr. Execution is going to be a classic, with many hilarious moments...... but not this one! Ex seemed to have lost his charisma for the WWF too... he just seemed to lay around, and not even trying as I beat the stuffing outta him... it was stupid, and it was also sad... but the match was not all bad... for Mr. Ex called out the little girls that had attacked me earlier, and once again they ran rampant all over me! And what could I do, I'm not going to stoop to harming little kids, no matter how innocent they aren't! But somehow we managed to get them out of there and get back to the action... I had even used the kids' rabid dog to attacked Mr. Ex for me! It was pretty funny... and surprisingly in the end, my old PXW nemesis Lumberjack ran out near the end and Double DDT'd both me and Mr. Ex! He then gave Ex a big Knee Smasher, and myself his Treetop! Guess he had some harsh feelings still about his two fellow PXW'ers wrestling over here! But eventually I got up, took advantage and pinned Mr. Ex to retain my World Title... and that was it, the end of the WWF! Some good moments definitely, but definitely showing signs of fizzling out...
Reasons for the WWF's demise? Well as I already said, boredom and lack of interest in it by most participants... signs had been showing through the last few shows that this would happen... but the main reason...? I don't know if I mentioned it earlier or not, but I had been planning to move downstate to a town called Port Chester, just 30 minutes north of NYC, for the summer... and everyone knew it... the WWF guys, the PXW guys, and the EWA guys... as result to my moving, I would single-handedly end the backyard wrestling scene up here in Norwich for over a year! I didn't know that I personally had that much of an impact... that I was that crucial of a role in these Feds... but apparently I was! It was all me the whole time! So basically with Drake and Natas as their two main draws, the WWF had no choice but to fold... but I'll get on to the Port Chester move later... there are still a couple more shows before that to talk about... Next>>>
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