Now 2001 was probably Psycohol’s busiest year, with the most shows I’ve ever put on, and ya know what? I LOVED IT! The more shows the better, and they really pick up near the end of the year! Anyways, we started shortly after the New Year with Winter Warfare! Snow all over the ground… bringing back some old PXW memories…. But the slipperiness did not help! Well, the Ninja was going through another one of his lame Gauntlets, so I obliged to take him the heck down once again in preparation for my big match of the day…. Big match you ask?! Well who else but the Wolfman himself! I laid out the challenge… 3 outta 5 Falls is the winner, and I wanted it for his EWA World Title… I needed another taste! Lucky for him, he accepted, or I woulda……. Ugh! Anyways, the match was one of our best, with us introducing a ton of new moves for the “spectators” to enjoy! The match didn’t start out so great though, as Wolfman X proceeded to stomp my arse! Man did he whoop me! The 1st Fall was only maybe a minute long, as WMX Pump Handle Slammed me off the table, followed by a Full Nelson Slam from the table, and then the pin! I mean I was knocked dizzy by that surpise onslaught, and couldn’t figure out what was going the hell on… I thought he’d at least want a decent match, but obviously he just wanted to brutalize me… so it was time to toughen up! So the 2nd Fall…. I got my arse handed to me again as Wolfman introduced the Brooklyn Boot, German Missile and who knows how many more moves! Anyways, he hit me with Tilt-o-whirls, Pump Handles and all his other goodies, and finally topped it off with a Sidewalk Slam from the Table! And the pinfall, yes… 1..2..3….. Damn, down by two, time to pull some wicked sh** outta my @$$! I basically went apesh**! I pulled out a Frankensteiner, my Flipping Press, the Crippler Crossface, and a Tornado DDT, followed by a Flipping Senton for the pinfall! Yah, I was getting’ back into it… 1-2 now…. Now the 4th Fall, I continued to get medieval on his arse as I hit consecutive Tornado DDT’s, a Thesz Press from the stairway, and even introduced my now-famous Impaler! Then I went for the Handspring Clothesline, I botched it up a bit, because of the damn slippery snow… that stuff sucks! I now know not to try a Handspring on snow like that…. But Hell, I hit it, and followed with the Senton Flip I got my 2nd Fall, evening up the score! Now Wolfman had to face me in a panic situation… my kinda situation, Mwahahahahaha!!!!! Well he started beating the Hell outta me again… but as he hit a hard Chokeslam and Blitzkrieg, I gave him the biggest surprise of his life as I kicked out of the pinfall! He’s never seen anything like that before… and his face was priceless! WMX went for another Chokeslam, but I reversed it into a Psycho Drop, he never saw it comin’! Soon he powerbombed me hard to the ground after I attempted to Frankenstein his arse… then he went for a Piledriver after soon reversing the tides, and I dunno what happened, but as he landed it, it looked like he somehow crushed his nuggets or something, because he looked in pain… I gave him a Scissor Legdrop and locked him into the Bow Pin for the victory! I was an EWA World Champ twice now! I was so much in joy that I even gave Wolfman a couple Legscissor Takedowns in celebration! Hell yah! I kick arse, and will continue kicking it FOREVER! But really… don’t ask me about what happened at the end of the match there… it seemed kinda sloppy, and I dunno what was going on, but it was NOT a fluke @$$holes!!!! I fought for that one!
Months later, April to be precise, we held our 2nd EWA4 show… it was the first time I met Kamilian… one word about the guy… creepy! Anyways, I opened the show for once! Hell yah! But soon WMX came out to challenge me to a Wrestling Match, no weapons allowed… I’m like “ok”, and then Kamilian makes his debut (or return, since he was around back in EWA1)… Wolfman then proceeded to Blitzkrieg Kammy through an Ironing Board and slam me over the head with some sheet metal! Aww man, couldn’t wait to get to our match so I could extract revenge! Well I waited through probably the worst EWA Show ever, or for awhile, and finally came out to lay the beatdown on WMX! So he enters, and as soon as the match starts… it’s OVER! That’s right… you did not hear me wrong! All that happened was me ducking a Clothesline then going for a Leap Frog… “Going for” is the keyword… I guess both running at each other while attempting a Leap Frog wasn’t such a good idea in the first place… but anyways, I guess as WMX travelled under me, I lost balance in the air and came down straight on my left foot! CRUMPLE! If you watch the tape, you can even hear me say, “Owww! Aww man, I think I heard something break!” Sure enough, we went down to the hospital and it was broken! I had my opponent Wolfman with me at the hospital, and Kamilian also… guess worse enemies still care for their own foes! But anyways, the match never even happened really, and we sat in that hospital for probably 3 to 4 hours into the night… I had to like tell the doctors that we were just “fooling around,” because you know what kinda sh** they’d give me if I told them I was backyard wrestling! So I didn’t tell ‘em that… and that day I was tryin’ to get a little stylish with my wrestling uniform, with my ripped up pants, the black make-up under the eyes, and my hair “Misfit-style,” you know, the pointed spike of hair straight down the middle of the face… so when I get into the hospital, they all ask me if I’m a vampire or something…. Ahh it was hell, and even worse when Wolfman left me alone with Kamilian in the doctor’s office as we waited! I knew WMX would act like a true enemy and pull something like that! The next hour or so, I watched in shock as Kamilian proceeded to steal about half of the equipment and medical supplies from the small room and stick them in his pockets for who knows what use…. Anyways, I was given crutches, went and visited “Notorious” Jevon Hill that night, and headed back to College to rest up awhile, and get away from the Backyard Wrestling scene for a bit… needed to let the ankle heal…
But I used those crutches for one day… good way to get pity when you are a TV Star named Psycohol on campus…. But my god they kill the armpits! So I took them off and walked… no, no, no, limped badly around campus for weeks, probably only making it worse! I had to wear an anklebrace with a Slipper over it as I gimped my way to classes… and when you took that slipper and brace off, my foot was utterly disgusting! Purple and red and blue and green all over, bloated to hell! Probably not great to walk on a broken ankle…. Well actually a lil secret of mine is that… it wasn’t broken, just sprained badly…. But sssshhhhhh!!!!! Don’t let Wolfman know, I want him to think he broke my ankle! So I was to take it easy…. Then I got the call from Pitbull……
We had some on-campus wrestling event planned supposedly since the beginning of the year, but I never figured it would actually happen…. So Pitbull called one night, which just so happened to be after I sprained my ankle! DAMN! He said that they were having the event like the next week, and I was still quite injured… but I agreed to make an appearance anyways, despite my handicappedness… I called and talked to the promoter Josh, and set it up… so I showed up, with my crutches…. Yes, even though I wasn’t using them regularly, I figured I’d bring ‘em to get some pity from the wrestlers…. Well as I sat in the huge Lecture Hall waiting for the event to start… oh, it was called RAW is Binghamton just so ya know! Anyways, Pitbull made his way down, and despite our relatively calm talk on the phone to set this up, seeing him in person once again brought back some painful memories and immediatlely I stood up badmouthing him! I don’t know what came over me! I had my 6 inch spikey hair at the time, which was way cool! And even though I was on crutches and he was fine, he seemed to be backing down from a fight… how proud I was, haha! So throughout the show as campusfolk had mediocre matches, me and Pitbull through out disses and smart remarks at each other…. Finally as Josh was wrapping up the show, I knew I had to make an impact, so I stood up, injured as hell and all, and challenged Pitbull one last time…. He seemed to be backing off once again, so I just decided to go home, I was sick of his Bull$#!@! Then out of nowhere, he leaped over like 3 rows of chairs and began pummeling on me! That cheap b*$%@&*!!! He brought me down to the floor, had the audacity to crack and break one of my own crutches over my back! Then he took a chair and smashed it over my good ankle! Damn, now I was screwed with two bad ankles… so as the crowd roared, Pitbull desecrated me some more with a cookie sheet and his fists… the promoter Josh tried to help me out, but was pushed through some double doors by the monster! Then to put on icing on the cake, Pitbull grabbed me and chokeslammed me hard through the announcer’s table! Ouch… it looked damn good, and felt terrible! After I was done, Josh ran back in and clobbered Pitbull with a chair, knocking him into the 2nd row… and I got up… but fell back down, because of bad ankles…. But the next night on my BTV show I showed the clip for my fans, and they loved it, not to mention people who were actually there in person to witness it! They loved me and said I did great… in my head I was thinking, “What the hell are you talking about?! It was me who got me arse kicked! It shoulda been the other way around for God’s sake!!!” But oh well, guess it's more fun watching someone receive punishment, rather than giving it… kinda like “Jackass”! Apparently the day after RAW is Binghamton, Natas and Wolfman X held an EWA with their final match, which came out a draw, and was a good match…
A couple weeks later, ready to graduate from college… well not really… ran into a problem with my cohost on my BTV Show… well ya see, the fans really didn’t like him, and if my fans didn’t like the guy, then hell, I didn’t like the guy! So I challenged him to a match… what kind of match you ask?! Well it wasn’t just any Studio Brawl… it was the Winner Leaves Binghamton Brawl! Exactly One Year to the date of my last BTVW Match, which was also a Winner Leaves Bing. Match against Ponch the Wonder Panda! So this was my chance to go out strong! If I lost, I would have to stay for Graduate School probably while my opponent Grizzly got to go home… Oh yeah, his name was Grizzly, did I mention that? Anyways, he is sort of a Ladies’ Man so he says, and he reminds me of Lumberjack from the PXW… so we brawled around the Studio like the good ol’ days, slamming each other on the hard concrete floor… and it was obvious to me that this guy had some wrestling experience… but in the end, I surprised him with a Tornado DDT, and pinned him quickly for the win… but the b***ard attacked me after the match and locked me in an excruciatingly painful Sharpshooter! When he let go and went back to host the show, I got up and saw something in him I liked… that Killer Instinct that I have! So I shook the man’s hand, and finished my last ever BTV Show! My fans begged me not to leave… but the stips in the match required me to do so, and I ain’t goin’ back on them… so a few days later, I graduated from college, I was really sick and miserable… sucks…. And that was the end of that chapter… looking back, I really miss the BTVW and College days… at least I’ve got some footage of it to remember… but now with my ankle on the recovery, it was back to the EWA for one final summer, according to Wolfman X…. his retirement was coming soon…
So the next show came, June 21st, 2001… the day before my Birthday! What we didn't know is that most of this show would be sabotaged…. You'll see later… anyways, I reffed a match in the Tourney for the World Title that I actually made up myself… by the way, as I said earlier, Jevon got stripped of the World Title for steroid use… well the match I made up pitted Wolfman X vs. his fiancee and head ref of the EWA, Shortcakes! Me and WMX were joking around, not expecting anything from Shorty, but suddenly she attacked WMX from behind, which pissed him off and he made quick work of her, and I counted the 3 gladly for my Doctor of Extreme buddy! Next was my first match in the tourney, a match vs. Face! Yes! Finally my revenge for that humiliating loss at the last show! It was actually a damn good match… we brawled around the local playground, with Face tossing me into and off of playground equipment… I debuted my Flipping Lariat move… and I finished the big loser with my Backflip Splash! Oh yeah! And I advanceth! As for the rest of the June 21st Show, there was like one more match, and then the trouble came! And even though it may be true, WE DID NOT WRESTLE THE REST OF THE SHOW TO FIND THAT THE CAMERA WAS NOT TAPING! Contrary to what you may not have heard, that is "NOT" what happened! It was actually the Police who came and told us to wrap it up, because we were causing too much havoc and chaos! And to clear up some more true rumors, some say that the Police only came and questioned us, and let us continue, only to realize that the camera did not film the 2nd part of the show…. THAT IS COMPLETELY "NOT" TRUE!!! Anyway you look at it, we had to reschedule the show for a later date, which was unfortunately nearly a month later… damn Police, they always screw things up, hehe…
Now why you ask did we wait a whole month to finish the show? Well because of an important piece of information I have been keeping from you as you have been reading this… that would be the Wedding of Wolfman X and Shortcakes on July 8th, 2001! That's right, one of the EWA's founders, and the EWA ref, tieing the knot! And what did I Psycohol do as a part of this huge occasion? I was one of the Ushers! That's right, Psycohol had to dress up in a Penguin-suit and try to be formal for his fellow Doc of Extreme! Hell, I still wore a Spikey Bracelet and my Happy Rings for the occasion, to seem less formal that the rest… but it was a good ceremony… Natas and Drake were there… Jevon was another Usher… it was a good reunion of sorts… anyways, the two got married nicely and lived Happily ever after right? Wrong! Not if Mr. Splooge and the Ninja had anything to say about it! Apparently the two stole WMX's car at the Wedding Reception that night, and also WMX's Leather Jacket… the two pissed on the jacket together like a bunch of homos, and then ran over it with the car! Me and WMX got there eventually, but were just too late, as the two dopes were running away… Well me and WMX found the Ninja the next day, and both pissed on his face (individually, not together like homos) and beat the Hell out of him! I hear Natas found Splooge and pissed on him for stealing his gimmick or something… anyways, Wolfman and Shortcakes went on their Honeymoon, and once they got back, we were about ready for a show! So on July 17th, we were ready to finish what we started… now into Round 2 of the Title Tourney….
Ok, so according to WMX and Co. this 2nd half of the show we started still “took place” on June 21st… I was still “21” Years Old I suppose then… thing is, when we did the 1st part, I was practically bald, now I had an obvious layer of hair… hmmmm, suspicious I would say to claim that this all happened on the same day… hehe… anyways, Kamilian like showed up for maybe 10 minutes at this Show and was scheduled to take on Natas in this Title Tourney we were having… but his mommy came over and said he had to go home… so he did and we all laughed at him…. And we had Mr. Execution jump in to face Natas… obviously Natas beat him to a bloody wankin’ pulp, and advanced to fight yours truly in the Finals… but of course the Title was mine! I mean I was the last competing one to hold it, I was on a roll, I was a Doctor of Extreme, and I completely kick arse! No two doubts…. Anyways, me and Natas decided to do something never done before! And yes, it was a crazy idea… but one that I liked a lot… to have a Wolfman’s Lair Match…… without Wolfman X in it! Oh yeah! Finally somebody could win this thing, besides WMX…. So we went and had an excellent match! I began by dropping several Headbutts on Natas, like I was Benoit or something… I was being experimental… now I know why Benoit shakes the cobwebs outta his head everytime his drops the headbutt…. It HURTS!!! But I crazy, so I do it! Anyways, I gave Natas a beautiful X-Factor onto a folding chair… but he turned the tides, slamming me hard into a steel garbage can! Natas brought me over to the Playground area, and busted my head into the bottom of the slide! He then attempted to slide down and kick me on the way down… but it was a humiliatingly stupid attempt, as it was apparent that no one had lubed up the slide or polished it in 500 years… for he slowly and laboriously scooted his way down with much trouble, to softly boot my skull… anyways, we worked our way off the Playground and towards the bike rack… I whipped him into it, he flipped, over it, hitting legs-first… we fought on the swinging bench, worked our way back to the playground… he hung me out to dry… upside down on some kidsize trapeze bar, and kicked me in the stomach, sending me plummeting headfirst to the gravel below! Oh the fun these days were! So eventually I mean I thought had it won… but somehow, someway, he pulled off a Natas Stunner from the top of the Picnic Table! And that unfortunately put me out for the 10 count… I really don’t understand how I could go down for 10 to a p*$$y move like that! That Natas b@$t@rd! He’ll get his… oh wait….. he DID! Because he came out bragging with all the past EWA World Titles, claiming he held 3 Titles at once or something, but they were all actually the same one, just different molds from different eras… anyways, about me getting back at him… after another match or something, I came out and challenged him to a rematch, since he wasn’t a fully active EWA Star at the time… and man, I was a genius! I had an even better idea than that Wolfman Lair Match! The match I was undefeated in, the Tree Match… but not just any Tree Match! The Triple Tree Match! Since he had 3 versions of that World Title I wanted back so much, I suggested we hang each of the Titles in a different Tree, and the first man to get 2 of the 3, is the winner! He loved that idea, so we got Drakon and WMX to go hang up the Titles, and we went at it! The 1st Fall was a cinch… I just beat and bludgeoned and pillaged Natas’ head with a Steel Folding Chair! Van Damminator, Legdrop on Chair, blah, blah, blah, you name it, I did it! Anyways, I went to the first tree, which was maybe a grand total of 10 feet tall, and the belt at maybe a 6 ½ foot height, hahah! And I grabbed, taking the early advantage, 1 belt to none! Easy… right? I shoulda just taken the chair and continued the onslaught, but I guess I was more in the mood for variety that day, ugh… anyways, it seemed anytime I mentioned the word “Belt” after that 1st one, Natas took it to heart, and no matter how beaten down he was, he would get to his feet and charge me to make sure I wouldn’t get another! So I guess I said this, and he speared me down, through me into a low hanging monkey bars, and took control! He slammed me into a slide and eventually gave me his Stunner, giving him enough time to take his 2nd Belt, evening up the score! One more belt left! And as he grabbed his Belt, I was already up, headed for the last one! But he caught me with a Thesz Press from Behind! We then brawled over to “Thunderdome”, an igloo like Playground structure, and from the inside, he colecocked me with a huge uppercut, knocking me back to the ground! We then fought on a Picnic Table, and soon worked our way down to the nearby Creek… Natas tossed me in a couple times, getting me soak and wet! B@$t@rd!!! So we worked our way back up to the park area… this thing was going all over the park, from one side to the other! Natas went to retrieve some EWA weapons, but as he returned to me, I got him down and delivered 4 consecutive Backflip Moonsault Splashes in a Row…. And since I was wet, it was all the harder to do them, with the extra weight…. And in typical fashion, I hit Natas in the face with my foot at least once if I remember correctly…. Anyways, I got up, and took the last belt to win back my EWA World Title! A good day for Psycohol! But that wasn’t the last of Natas….
It was at about this point, in late July that I was thinking back on the Golden Days of PXW, and how I had missed it… and I don’t know what came over me, but out of nowhere I decided to somewhat rejuvinate the spirit, by bringing back and claiming the PXW World Title… I didn’t know for sure if it would help some of my old PXW buddies remember what it was all about or not, but I sure had that in mind… eventually my bringing it back would result in it’s status as being basically just another EWA Belt in the coming months, a watered down PXW Title… but that comes later…
EWA was on it’s last ropes, winding down to a huge climactic ending… the first show in August, I came out announcing that I had reclaimed the PXW World Title, only to be laughed at by the New Breed! That’s right, Natas and Drake were there to ridicule me and my pal WMX… but the fact that I had reclaimed the PXW Title, and already held the EWA World Title, made me the 1st PXW/EWA Unified Champion! I had both World Titles, I was at the top of my game! This was no doubt the prime of my career up to this point! Now at the beginning of the show, me and WMX, the DOE confronted the New Breed, but moron Kamilian came walking out to ruin the atmosphere, so we all basically kicked his arse! He even brought his brother in to help him, only to have WMX kick both their arses as I laughed from the sidelines! Anyways, the Commish set me up with a match against Kamilian, I guess as revenge or something… for some reason the Commish and I weren’t quite seeing eye to eye lately… anyways, I dreaded this match! Not because I was afraid of Kamilian or anything, but because most all of Kamilian’s matches in EWA4, as I had seen had been quite sloppy and he seemed not too easy to work with from what I’ve heard… it’s not because he’s totally bad or anything, but because his style clashes so much with Pro Wrestling in general, and is tough to make look good for some reason… so I was wondering how bad this match was going to look, watching it on tape… but I went out there anyways and hoped for the best! And guess what? I thought personally that it was a damn good match! Instead of going out there with my regular high-risk and brawling style, I tried to adopt Kammy’s grappling/wrestling style… The match wasn’t overly long, and it didn’t have too many high-risk moves, but it was definitely a good experience and one of my best “Wrestling” matches I’ve ever had… we had reversals, submissions, and of course myself Backflipping onto him to take the Victory! But that’s beside the point, even though WMX has his match with Kammy in the Top 10 list, I personally think my match with Kammy was Kammy’s best EWA Match, because it flowed much smoother, with no faults, like the ones that are expected from his matches usually… and beating him with his own style just makes me that much smilier… Bwahahaha!!! Oh, but that was just the beginning of a long afternoon for me! As the Commish had stated, if I beat Kammy, I would fight Natas in a Non-Title Match next, if I lost it would be for the Title… so beating the Milian gave me a Non-Title Match with good ol’ Natas! Well it was time to kick some arse! And let me say this before I talk about the details, I was screwed! Repeatedly, Over and Over again in this match! So unfair!!! This is basically where the Commish began openly showing his hatred and resentment toward me! Me and Natas were having a great battle as usual, when I hooked on the Ankelock Submission! Yah, I was twisting that ankle to Hell! And Natas knew it was about to break! He tapped like a little Flying Crying Baby at a Tattoo Carnival! That’s it! Over! I win by Submission! Nope! Squires stands up and tells me that this match is a no-Submission match! Nice to throw that in, even the ref was not informed of the stip… so we fight some more, I’m more pissed and determined than ever! So eventually I hit Natas with the best Psycho Drop I’ve ever given, and I win the match with a 3-Count Pinfall! Now the Commish couldn’t do crap about that! But he did! That b@$t@rd Squires, officially made this the 1st Match in wrestling History where you had to pin your opponent for a 7 ½ count to win! Now what the Hell is that?! I’ve won the match twice now, and he is doing everything in his power to make sure I lose! But what can I do? I go back to kicking Natas’ arse again! So this time with an assist from Dr. X, I give Natas the Poetry in Motion move into the side of the house! Knowing it was over for his buddy, Drakon runs out and attacks me! That would be a DQ victory for me, right? Nope, Commish says no DQ’s! Doesn’t surprise me! I’m red, and burning with rage! But it didn’t matter any longer, because through all the confusion, Natas hit me with the Stunner, and gave me his “Flippy Pin” to pin the exhausted me, for a 7 ½ second count! Dammit! Squires was really pushing the buttons that day! Frickin’ Natas fans, I hate em! And that was only half of the day for me… a few matches later, me and WMX set up a little plan for the Ninja… we told him that he could join the Doctors of Extreme… and of course he gladly accepted… and of course we were setting him up for an arsekicking! So it was the basic “Hit him with a Handspring Clothesline when he’s not Looking” routine… and I whipped him in for a Big Boot from the Wolfman, but somehow Ninja reversed it and I got the Big Boot! It pissed me off a bit, but ya know, I guess it wasn’t WMX’s fault… it was Ninja’s for actually scoring a reversal for once… Anyways, I got up and Moonsaulted Ninja and took the pin… and for the last match of the day, like I hadn’t already had enough, was vs. my own friend Wolfman X in a straight-wrestling match for just the EWA World Title! What’s this?! Why do I hafta face my friend?! I didn’t want this, but I went along with it anyways…. Wolfman didn’t seem to mind… so we started off with a great set of combos and reversals, ending in a Psyco-Cutter by myself on the big man! I hit my X-Factor, I hit a lot of moves! WMX hit all his wrestling moves! Hard to believe that this happened the same day as my great wrestling match with Kamilian! This match though, even surpassed that one with Wrestling ability! We had the reversals, just as did the one with Kamm! In a controversial moment though I did give WMX a Scissorkick off the Table with some boxes below him… and many on the sidelines questioned if that was legal in a wrestling match and if I should be DQ’ed… well in my opinion, the boxes just happened to be there at the time, and how did I know he was going to fall into them after I slammed him down right over them…?! Hehe… Don’t matter, point is… I was not DQ’ed, and I went on to win the match after my Standing Moonsault! And it was definitely one of my best matches of my career, and I didn’t hafta use weapons! Me and WMX hadn’t had a match since the January before, months before this… and we put on a Helluva Show I’d say! As a matter of fact, the time we were supposed to fight in April, where I sprained my ankle… that was supposed to be a straight-wrestling match too… hmmm, maybe this was just a make-up for that one? Probably… anyways, coming out the Unified Champion was a great feeling, I was the best in these parts! If you wanted to be the man, you’d hafta beat me! And that was a tough day, 3 out of my 4 matches were more than just simple beat-em-down's... I had to work my arse off that day! And little did I know at this point, that two days later, the PXW would make yet another long-awaited return in response to my claiming of their World Title!
So I come home one day to the PXW Arena(my house)… and I hear that Psykadelik has made a challenge or something for my World Title?! Ha, no prob! So the PXW was finally back?! Oh yeah! After all this time, PXW was finally back in business, and now the PXW Belt actually meant something... now onto the show! Well before our Main Event, actually right at the beginning, Mr. Splooge comes out and challenges me for my Title… and the Commish agreed to a match… and Hell, I agreed, it’s Mr. Splooge for God’s Sake! So I go out there, and push Mr. Splooge around a little, and what happens when I turn my back to laugh to myself? I’m hit from behind with an X-Faktor(the move Psykadelik rips off the name of Xpac’s move, but is more of an Upside down Implant DDT), and then Splooge covers me, 1..2…3! NOOOOO!!!! I couldn’t lose to Mr. Splooge! It’s Impossible! And it was… because as soon as I got my head together I looked around… Psykadelik was nowhere, Splooge couldn’t do this, and I jus…. Wait, Splooge took off his mask to reveal Psykadelik! I knew his voice seemed kind of deeper and funny that day, I just figured he had a bad cold! So Psykadelik in Splooge attire, ran off with my belt! Luckily I went to the Commish to clear things up and he stripped Psyk of the Title for his foolery and obviously rewarded it back to me, the rightful owner… but the Commish announced that our match later was to be a 3 Fall contest, fine by me… more time to kick Psyk’s arse! Now you’d think I’d get a rest for my Mian Event? Nope… I had to defend both my EWA and PXW Belts against and angry and rising star, Mr. Execution! I mean I was kicking his skinny arse all around the whole match, but with the special ref being Psykadelik, you knew that it was gonna be a mess… so in the end, Psyk attempts to toss Mr. Ex one of my belts to finish me with, but lucky me as I caught it and nailed Ex with it! Senton Flip, took the pin, and I happily watched Psyk grimace as he made the 3 Count for my win! So now it was time to rest up for the Main Event right? Nope again… I happen to bump into Psykadelik’s fellow Cool Paccer, PsychoRuff backstage.. we exchange words, and before ya know it, we have an impromptu match! 3rd of the day for me! Damn! So with no titles on the line, Ruff surprisingly gave me a good run for the money! I mean, I just figured he was still a rookie and would be a cinch… but he had skills! We each hit each other with Frog Splashes and other stuff… and at one point, I hit him right in the face with a Spinning Legdrop! Ooooohhh, that hurt! And after a great match, with his buddy Psyk once again as a special ref, they tried to double team me… but hey, I’m too smart for that, being the Unified Champ and all! So when Ruff held me up for a weaponshot from the ref, Psyk, I used my slippery mode, sliding out of the way, so Ruff was hit and downed! I took the covee, and once again to Psykadelik’s chagrin, I won the match! Bwahahahaha!!!!! After the match though on my way to the back, the two cowards attacked me! Got hit with the Ruff Ryder Slam, followed by the X-Faktor! Trying to soften me up for the match with Delik! That just shows how low the Cool Pac has sunk since my departure! Anyways, directly after that brutal contest was my Main Event match with Psykadelik! After 3 exhausting matches, running on nearly empty, I had this 3 Fall Match to go through with now!!! But being the man that I was, I had to put the EWA and PXW Titles both on the line, instead of just the PXW one! So each Fall was under different rules chosen by the myself, Delik, and the Commissioner… The match I chose for the 1st Fall was a Tree Match! My kind of match! I was undefeated in it! Hahahaha!!!! We brawled around a bunch, and eventually I nailed Delik with an Olympic Slam, giving me time to climb the Tree and grab the Belt! Now I was one up… The Commish chose the 2nd Fall to be a straight Wrestling Match… so we put on a Helluva show, with plenty of submission holds and reversals and all the good stuff… but for the 2nd that summer, I ended up submitting… tapping out for the loss! Psyk hooked on the Anklelock Submission, and I couldn’t wrench free… I just figured, let’s get on with the 3rd Fall, I’m sick of this Wrestling Match, so I gave in! Anyways, the final Fall was Psykadelik’s choice… a Street Fight! And I was just fine with that… ready to beat him at his own match! So it got quite hardcore! I dropkicked a chair into the back of his head… looked like that one hurt! I Superkicked his arse off the table through a wooden board… I basically beat the living piss outta the b@$t@rd! He did get me good though with a Flying Crossbody off the Table while I sat on a chair… when he landed it, he kind of rolled over my face with his entire bodyweight, and jarred some of my teeth pretty good, damn him! But in the end, the Cool Pac just didn’t learn! You can’t trick the trickster! And in yet another repeat, they tried a double-team that backfired! This time it was the special ref Ruff swinging while Psyk held me up… and once again I played Houdini as I slipped out, making Ruff hit Delik in the face with a foreign object! I mean how stupid can they be… 2 matches in a row! Not to mention trying to help Ex earlier! Anyways, I hit the Handspring Clothesline and Senton Flip to take the win and retain my Titles! This had to be the luckiest day of my career, escaping double-team tactics and defeat in 3 matches, not to mention the fake-Splooge match! After all that all the Cool-Pac’s attempts to dethrone me, I came out the Champion! You could not beat me in my prime! I was the man!
Wait... did I just say you couldn't beat me in my prime?! Well this next show either proves me wrong, or that my prime was officially ended here... a quite embarassing show actually... well it didn't start out so bad... ya know, kinda funny actually... I was sitting on a picnic table in the PXW Arena in my "street clothes," readying to head over to the EWA Arena for the show, when from behind, the Ninja attacked me! This was apparently a new rule by the Commish himself, that the Loserweight Champion had a 24/7 rule, where he could attack anyone at anytime as long as he had a ref to pin them with, thus giving the Loserweight Championship to them if he won... well it didn't work here... I don't remember much, since the incident is so small to make any difference on my career, but I basically beat the hell outta him and won, giving him the privaledge to carry on his Losing Legacy... anyways, over to the EWA Arena, the Show was ready to begin, and I was about to make an impact!!! My fellow Doctor of Extreme, Wolfman X heads out there to jibber jabber and all that... and to his surprise when he calls me out (I think he did), I ran out to my old music (GnR's "Right Next Door to Hell") and I laid the stankiest, most underhanded beatdown ever on the guy! He sooo thought we were friends, and hell, even through the last show, I thought the same... but I ran out and beat him to a shrivelled pulp! He laid there cryin' for daddy when I was done! So what do ya know... he wants an explanation... so I go out there and give it to him! I explain that we were supposed to be the Doctors of Extreme, not the P*$$*es of Extreme or whatever... I explain how it's not Extreme to go to your Gramma's house and hang out as the Doctors of Extreme (few days earlier, WMX brought me to his Gramma's house, he beat up Splooge I believe, and we hung out, and talked with his family... ugh how not Extreme!). I also explain that it's not cool that he got married so soon, especially with a Hippy! What a sissy! And the fact that he challenged me to a match the week earlier... even though I won, we were partners, and shouldn't have been fighting... so that match was a hypocracy, and it was his idea! Not to mention the "accidental" Big Boot he gave me in the last show... I didn't see it as so "accidental! So all this calling him a p*$$y n' stuff got him mad... he was steaming at the neck, and hulking towards me... so what do I do? I pull out a bottle of Hair Spray, and spray him right in the eyes!!! Bwahahaha!!! He goes down crying again as I run away! Smart huh? Well this whole turning on him thing, may have actually turned out to be a big mistake, considering how well I did against him in our next couple matches... including the one that he made the challenge for, directly following the spraying incident... and we had no intros or nothin', he just called me out and said he wanted not a Wrestling Match, but a Brawl! A Pier Six Brawl, oh yeah! I couldn't wait, and got my arse out there! And not only did I put up my EWA Title for him, but I also agreed to put up the PXW Title... because Hell, I was quite confident after the streak I had been on! I was on a tear! How could I lose?! So we started... well, he started by pounding my arse into oblivion with a tiki torch that I brought to the show! He lashed me repeatedly, like 10 times, scolding my back! Damn him! He basically extracted tons of revenge on me in that match... and there's no doubt, I extracted plenty on him too! I hit a sweet Frog Splash, I used my new Diamond Dust move, to smash his chin, and I hit him with a Helluva lot of weapons! But the big b@$t@rd got cruel and wicked in the end, as he stacked a steel chair on top of a box, and Blitzkrieged me onto it, direct hit! I couldn't move... he took the cover, and took my belts! How could I let an EWA'er take the PXW Title?! Damn, that was a huge mistake, I didn't even ask the Commish for permission, he wasn't gonna be happy! An outsider with the PXW Title?! Should never have happened... even though it happened a few times more in the future, but let's leave that for later... anyways, I was pissed! How could I lose to him?! Was this the end of my killing spree?! It was time to know for sure... Kamilian came out and challenged Wolfman X for his new World Title... and WMX figured to make it a 3 way match between himself, Kammy, and one other, who was obviously myself, running out there, accepting the third spot! The winner, if not WMX, would get a one-on-one shot against him for the World Title! And it was a really scorching hot day, so I decided to wrestle without a shirt, for the only time in my career thus far... girls if ya wanna see me without a shirt, this is the Show to check out, ha, like any girls give a crap about me... anyways, my chance to show that I'm still on top right? Well..... we fought awhile, using all sorts of combinations between us to team up on the 3rd man, sometimes being myself... and soon, I opened this match up with a big Double Tornado DDT, followed by a Flying Crossbody, knocking both men down! Yah I rock, I kick arse! But somehow Kammy took me out, and I was laying there... next thing I knew Kammy made a huge upset over WMX, dropping his famous Elbowdrop over a chair on WMX's chest! Bwahahahahaha!!! I couldn't believe Kamilian pinned Wolfman X! Hilarious! Now it was between me and Kammy! And we brawled a bit more... but somehow, Kammy managed to hook my legs around the leg of a bench, and deliver the most painful Figure Four Leglock I've ever felt! And it's a shame to say and even admit, but I tapped out! To Kamilian! I lost to the mid-card Kamilian!!! Agggghhhh!!! How could this happen?! Tap out even! For the record, that was the 3rd time in like 2 months that I have submitted, and also the 3rd time in my entire career that I have submitted!!! How can I be turning into such a p*$$y?! Was I the real p*$$y here, and not WMX? I was questioning this following this match... first off submitting 3 times in 2 months is unacceptable, and losing to Kamilian, even though Wolfman X also did, is still quite unacceptable!!! This had to be up there with one of my worst shows ever, if not the worst! I am still ashamed, and always hope that Natas or someone won't bring it up to use as a weakness... damn! Why'd I say that?! Now he's going to use it as a weakness against me! Aaaccckkk... well there was one show left for the EWA! Wolfman X had one more show left in his career, and it was happening within the week... and I was gonna make sure I made it his most memorable show!
So the next day, I snuck into the back of WMX's car as he went up to his trailer where we once had those infamous skits... I guess the PXW Commish got wind of what had happened with his World Title, and had immediately demanded Wolfman X be stripped and hand it to any PXW Wrestler of his choice! So instead of choosing the best, I watched as WMX handed Mr. Execution my PXW World Title! Damn him again! Then WMX did the unthinkable! He threw my personalized EWA World Title into a trash can of fire, and pulled out the old classic EWA Gym Belt World Title!!! (Forgot to mention it, but back in January when I won the EWA World Title, I brought out a "customized" title for myself, so I didn't hafta look like a moron, wearing a Gold's Gym Belt around my waist) Anyway, I came out, and happened to have a little surprise of my own! One of WMX's legendary wrestling shirts... the one that said "Extreme God" or something... I dunno, it was drawn in marker and looked ridiculous! Meant nothing to me, but I knew how he had an attachment for such meaningless things, so I came out with it, surprising him, and threw it into the fire as revenge for my precious Title being thrown in... and we were ready to go at it right there, but we calmed down somehow, and agreed since the last show was coming up, to have the Biggest match ever in EWA History at that show! What we came up with was a 3 Fall Falls Count Anywhere in Chenango County Match! Oh yah! My home County was gonna be my own personal playground to kick WMX's arse all over! And it was only a few days away! But there was one small stint I had to complete before that... a PXW Show... the last one of the summer... Next>>>
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