After Winter Break, I came back and continued making appearances and having shows on BTV, but minus any wrestling, since that "First Blood" match was supposed to be the final battle between me and Ponch…. At the time, the biggest show on campus was "On the Daily" starring Seth and Jeremy! They did crazy stuff and had all kinds of guests… I wanted to join the bandwagon, but I didn't know how to get their attention….. until I heard about one of their guests…. Pitbull! He was supposedly a Professional wrestler who has worked in the business and knows many of the top guys in Pro Wrestling… he claimed to wrestle at many Indy shows, and I knew this was my chance to return to wrestling, and make an impact at the same time! Yet he apparently lived with his mom and worked at the local bowling alley… I couldn't help but laugh! Not to mention he was around 30 years old where I was 20… So I rented out a video camera from the BTV studios and brought it back to my dorm… My roommates helped me film my first challenge to this Pitbull guy… it was a goofy video, with many cheesy catchphrases and stuff, but it was also a very serious challenge to the huge man I was going to be provoking…. I through several insults at this man I knew practically nothing about… I even beat down some stuffed animals, pretending they were Pitbull and his manager… it was hilarious! And when I finished, I brought it down to Seth and Jeremy, who were excited to build up this feud… a couple shows later, they showed my little skit on live TV, as they made fun of and berated everything about it…… but they loved it!
On the next show I think, Pitbull came down to watch it… let me tell you, he's shorter than me by a couple inches, and I'm only 5'8", but he is HUGE! I was surprised by his height, but also by the size of his biceps and chest! I knew then and there, that he seriously could be a Pro Wrestler, and that he may not be lying afterall… not to mention that his mic skills made mine look like a toddler's first words…. I suck at talking on the mic, I never have much to say, and I always stutter… I haven't gotten them down yet…. Anyways, he watched the tape and basically laughed at me, making fun of my toothpick arms… then we came out and confronted each other…. It was basically friendly…. Well at first. We measured each other up, and watching the tape, it's embarassing to see how skinny my arms really are compared to his pythons…. I thought my arms were decent, but I was way too wrong! He demonstrated his power to Seth and Jeremy by giving me a Gorilla Press… Hell, I let him, since I wanted the audience at home to see the power of this monster that I was gonna slay! After that, S & J asked us to go at it in a verbal assault…. Pitbull began telling me what he was gonna do to me, and as he built up his anger, he pushed Psycohol into his Psycho mode! And trust me, I know Psycohol…. I'm him stupid! We both got into each other's faces and were pulled away and the show was over…. The match was not yet set though…
So I rented that camera again, and made another Pitbull skit, making fun of him and putting him down… more stuffed animal action… and I brought it down, and once again Seth and Jeremy showed it and made fun of every little thing about it… they then set the match for a few weeks in the future…. I took that time to prepare, and I can't say I wasn't nervous… the butterflies were building, as I was in the most hyped match of my career… Seth and Jeremy had some gay guy on their show the next week who put various long objects down his throat… repulsive…. Then the next week they had the local Chicken Spiedie restaurant guy, Pepe make a cuisine for people to come down and try…. I went down and had some… it was great! The following week was BTV's all-time Main Event between Psycohol and Pitbull! The wait was over, it was time to get it on!
I arrived in the studio, ready for action, but Pitbull was not there yet… I figured that he was just running a little late as usual… but we had to start the show, so I sat back on the couch as they began… they occasionally came over to me for some words, and I basically called him a chicken for no-showing, and I didn't blame him! Soon I'd had enough, and was ready to leave… Jeremy apologized to me for Pitbull's no-show… I went back into the studio for one last look around, and as I was about to head out, the lights turned off!!! As they came back on, I was smashed across the back of the head by a metal tray! It was at about this time that I realized that Pitbull was there the whole time, and had played the oldest trick in the book on me! He immediately grabbed me and Powerbombed me hard into a box!!! Amazingly he used his power to lift me again from that position into another Powerbomb, like Jericho does! I was being slaughtered! Then he hiptossed me on top of a garbagecan!!! He was completely dominating, when I finally found a chair to smash him over the head with! I soon hit my Handspring Clothesline, followed by breaking a broomstick over his back! I thought I had the match, when somehow he made a comeback and hoisted me up for the Tombstone Piledriver! As he dropped me headfirst through a garbage can, he twisted and fractured his ankle!!!! He limped to his feet and knew he had to get this over with! Even though he officially fractured his own ankle, for the months after, and even up to this day, I like to claim to be the man that BROKE his ankle!!! I still brag about that one! He had his ankle in a cast for like the next 6 months or so, and couldn't do anything strenuous on it for awhile longer! Anyways, back to the match… he quickly began to set up the table…. But with me not realizing what he'd done to his ankle, I got up and leveled him with another chairshot!!! He fell hard… I enjoyed the slaughter! Oh did I mention that Black Pitbull was the guest ref… no affiliation with the real Pitbull though… Suddenly as I set up for something big, he reversed it, dragged me over to the table, and in the infamous moment, chokeslammed me through the table to the concrete floor! I guess he decided to leave it at that as he quickly exited, leaving me laying unconscious on the floor… when I woke, I saw Seth helping me up into a seat… I guess they played a video or something, waiting for me to regain consciousness…. And I was groggy as hell, I could hardly find the chair…. Speaking of Seth, he now works with the WWF… check out their website (wwf.com) and go to the commentary page, and you'll see Seth's face up there and his commentary (Well at least right now in 2001, probably not in 50 years ya know)… Seth and Jeremy then told me that Pitbull just left me laying there and quickly ran out to the hospital with a broken foot… I didn't believe them until I saw the cast on his foot weeks later… anyways, I sat there as people called in questioning me… and even having a few people come down and armwrestle Black Pitbull for pieces of the table… it was a good night in the career for Psycohol, but it left some thirst for Pitbull's blood, since he ran away like a puss! I woulda won! I know it, and he knows it! Revenge was on my mind, but that'd hafta wait… even though it was a no-contest, and he put me through a table, I think I got the last laugh by injuring his ankle so bad!!! Oh Yeah!!!
Now I skipped something, since it wouldn't have made sense to stick it in with all that Pitbull stuff… but a few weeks before the actual Pitbull vs. Psycohol match, back in the hometown, I was out playing basketball in the parking lot behind my house when all of the sudden, a car came squealing up behind me!!! Out stepped Drakon and Natas from the EWA! This definitely meant trouble as I backed away asking what the hell was up…. We began throwing insults at each other, as they attempted attacking me! But suddenly another car was seen with it's lights on in the distance! It squealed up and Wolfman X stepped out! We were all in shock, since we thought he was gone forever! He squashed all our hopes of that as we brawled into my backyard! It was basically a 3 way brawl as Drakon watched from the sidelines… but he may have made somewhat of an offense, I don't remember much… but I do remember Natas hitting his Stunner on me, followed by a Blitzkrieg or chokeslam or something by WMX, and then it was over! I laid there as they exited… was the EWA resurfacing?! Was it possible that the EWA was going to make a comeback? Anyway, nothing happened for a little while after this…. I had my big match with Pitbull, and then only days later, the EWA made it's big return!
Well it wasn't actually the start of the new season yet, but more of an appetizer… a big one! Me and Wolfman locked up in a huge 3 Fall match, probably our best up to this point! Many new moves were introduced on both sides, even though I really can't remember exactly which ones… anyways… Wolfman basically killed me the first fall I think…. Especially at the end….. when he introduced the Wolfbomb to me! He got me up onto the table and lifted me over his head in a Razor's Edge position…. Then he proceeded to hurl me like 15 feet off the table into some boxes below! OUCH! That was the first huge move I took like that before off a table…. And ya know what he did to make up for it? He put me back up on the table and gave me a Blitzkrieg into some boxes off the side…. Ugh! The man has no heart! Then he pretty much pinned me and ended the first fall…. The second fall, I can remember him hitting me with a brainbuster… but somehow I regained the advantage and hit some of my more aerial moves, like the flipping press from the table, and a Frankensteiner and many others…. And then I somehow beat the big man after that brutal beating I took in the first fall! In the final fall we brawled and wrestled some more, putting on a hell of a show! But in the end, WMX sidewalk slammed me off the table into a box I believe and took the pin…. But my arm was also covering him…. So when the ref counted it was a Double pin!!! All that pain for a draw?! Damn… but at least it was a Helluva match to watch on tape…. I was proud…. And the EWA was just beginning again…..
But let's forget about the EWA right now… cuz I had one more match in the BTVW! One final match with Ponch… it was Finals week and I headed down to the BTV studio on a mission! I had the greatest idea ever! Well, maybe it was Ponch's idea…. But I made the challenge originally for one last Studio Brawl, even though we apparently had our last at the end of the last semester… it was the middle of the day, and I forced us onto live air, going back to the studio and calling Ponch out to tell him I was sick of seeing his face, and wanted to beat him down once again…. He gladly accepted, but made the stipulation that the Winner of the match got to leave Binghamton University forever! Seeing it as a good opportunity, I gladly accepted, and the match was on! It was a ladder match to grab a towel hanging from the ceiling pipes! We basically brawled around like old times, taking a lot of nice weapon shots… I bashed him into the ladder a couple times…. Though he was lucky in the end, as we both climbed the ladder, he happened to hit me in the head, knocking me backwards into a box!!! He climbed up and grabbed the towel! Ponch beat me fairly, evening our record against each other, and earning the right to leave the college…. Where as I had to stay But I remembered all the good times and eventually shook his hand and wished him the best of luck! That was our final battle, and I haven't seen the man since then…. I don't know where Ponch is or what he's doing, but I hope he's doing well, cuz he was the man who jumpstarted my BTV career and was one of my best friends at the time! I was looking forward to my next and final year of college, hoping I'd find other people to wrestle and start a new generation of BTVW…. But it never happened…. Until right at the end of my college days…. But I'll cover that when I get there…. Back to the EWA…
Finally, after college had ended for the year, Psycohol was back home, and ready to go! We started off quickly at the end of May… The EWA2000 had officially begun! Wolfman X came out and proclaimed that he could not wrestle due to the possibility of a hernia, hehe…. I think he beat down Splooge or Ex or someone anyway…. Then in a shocking turn of events, a man in a silver mask came out, doing all of EWA1's superstar Ground Zero's taunts! But he had us fooled, because he proceeded to beat down the Ninja I believe, and unmasked to reveal himself to be "Notorious" Jevon Hill, another EWA1 Star!!!! The one who actually introduced me back in my one appearance in EWA1! WMX and I came out and we began talking…. Since WMX couldn't fight, he declared that me and Jevon would have a 3 Fall match to headline the show! We were both against the idea since we were friends, but eventually gave in and agreed to have a "friendly" encounter…. But friendly it was not! We started cautiously, but soon forgot the friendship and were all over each other like rabid dogs on stupid cats! This was my first ever fight with Jevon, so it was another step forward for Psycohol, facing one of the legends… and all three matches turned out pretty good… Jevon brought a technical aspect to the yard… some reversals and combos… I learned a few things that day… he was definitely not the Jevon I heard about from EWA with the weak and "fake" looking slams… he was much more skilled than that… I won the first fall, mostly dominating I believe… He did manage to hit the Notorious Edge on me though… but I got up eventually! It was a Tree Match, so I finally climbed up to the picnic table and grabbed the belt while Jevon was down… Psycohol still undefeated in the Tree Match! Then the second fall was a finishers match… the first to hit their finisher then a pin was the winner…. Well…. I hit my flipping senton splash, but dammit, Jevon kicked out! That tough S.O.B.! Anyways, at the end Jevon hit the New York Style Elbow on me and the pin to even up the score! I don't believe I lost to that! I shoulda won in 2 falls, but I was careless! The third fall…. Wasn't really a fall… We were all ready to do this, when Wolfman X stepped in as ref… he then began attacking Jevon, so I was like "coo"…. I guess he's finally on my side." But nope, wrong! As soon as I went for the cover on the beaten down Notorious one, WMX turned on me and beat the hell outta me too! Then out of nowhere Face comes out and begins beating on me and Jevon after WMX leaves…. But me and Jevon turned the tables and ended up kicking Face's arse!
The next show was another big one, where it saw the return of EWA1's infamous Ground Zero! The most Hardcore ever to grace the EWA Arena! He made a huge impact as he speared Mr. Splooge at the beginning of the show, and in a quick impromptu match, took the easy win! He later fought the returning Natas and also Wolfman X, but lost to them both…. But it don't matter, because he showed that he still had what it took, and dished out an arsekicking as much as he took one… at that show, I came out challenging anyone, since I had no planned matches, and ouit came Natas, returning as I stated before…. He hasn't been seen since the end of EWA2… I gladly accepted and the match was on… he even brought Drakon with him, and even though Drake didn't fight, his commentary and presence was a reminder of the better EWA days! I've probably mentioned it before, but this EWA2000 after this show at least, was basically me, Wolfman X, and the Jobbers without anyone else, so even though the action was probably 3 times better than any other EWA, the backstage environment and commentary was rather empty, quiet and depressing…. So this show really was one of the better ones because of all the guys… and it was raining too, but that didn't stop us! It was a hella a good time! Me and Natas put on another classic brawl, one of our best I think! I should probably look back on the tape to see exactly what happened, but I'm a bit lazy…. I just know that I won the match, and that it was damn good…. I know that Natas and Co. will make fun of me, like they have been lately for not remembering stuff…. I really don't know why personally…. But Natas and Wolfman seem to recall every little detail of every one of their matches, how and when they won… but for some reason everything longer than like 6 months ago just slips my mind…. Dammit I suck, oh well!
The next week following this card, Ground Zero and "Notorious" Jevon Hill wanted to get a small card together… so I got Psykadelik from PXW to do camera, and we went out onto old PXW stomping grounds and had a Non-Federational show! It really should have been labeled EWA, since there were 3 of EWA's biggest stars, but WMX didn't want an EWA show without him, so we cordially agreed and made it non-federational… I first fought Ground Zero for the first time! I actually think the match totally sucked, and didn't flow well, mostly my fault I believe, but I was still glad to have had the opportunity to fight him one on one… GZ taught me a lot too, just like Jevon… they were both all about reversals, technique, and keeping a well-paced high energy professional looking match! GZ taught me how to fall and look good, as well as a few other basic wrestling things I should know... and it's helped me a lot, I think I look much better now than I did a couple years back, thanks to him… anyways, we hit some nice flying moves off the picnic table, and some reversals…. And in the end he tombstoned me for the win…. He then had a match with Jevon, with lots of technical stuff, making it much better than my match with him… I reffed the match, where Jevon reffed our match… it was funny, because I think it was a DDT by Jevon, when GZ's shoe flew off, I then distracted Jevon as he put it back on… in the end Jevon hit the NY-Style Elbow and pinned GZ for the victory… then for the final match, we had a Three Way Dance between me, GZ, and Jevon! Psykadelik stepped in as referee… this was probably the best match of the card… with plenty of awesome Double Team maneuvers…. Me and GZ continuously ran up to the table, diving off one after another hitting Jevon with an array of flying moves…. Then me and Jevon gave GZ a double Chokeslam…. At one point I used Jevon as a launchpad, where I took off only to be caught in midair by a spear from GZ! Jevon had me up in a Back Suplex as GZ gave me a falling neckbreaker from behind! I got the 3D Deathdrop… and gave them an awesome Double Tornado DDT! The match got brutal near the end, as GZ wailed away at us with weaponshots…. He slammed me hard over the head with thew corner of a bucket, leaving a huge welt in my head for the next few weeks…. Ouch! GZ even lost his shoe again, which was hilarious…. And even more funny was what happened near the end…. Even though GZ was pissed, I thought it kicked ass…. We were doing all the weaponshots n stuff, when suddenly these two little girls and a dog (my neighbor and her friend) just ran by the camera giggling and then jumped on the swingset nearby, and began playing… GZ sat up in awe and anger… he turned to me and Jevon and asked, "What the Hell is this?! You wanna just quit?" Or something like that, and I was like, "No let's just finish the match!" So we got up, I ran to the table, and hit both of them with my Flip Press! Then I gave Jevon my Handspring Clothesline when he rose up, and then I covered both men as Psykadelik made the 3 count! I stood victorious after a grueling battle! But that ratb*$t*rd Psykadelik attacked me from behind and gave me his "X-Factor" move… revenge will come to him later though….
At the next show, Natas once again stepped into the EWA Arena… but at this point he came in with a new belt… the UWA Belt… the UWA?! Wasn't that Jevon's old defunct wrestling fed? Anyways, Natas was rumored for months to be starting this new federation with stars like himself, Drakon, Drixon Webb, and a mysterious man named X-Caliber! It was all the hype, and WMX and myself didn't know what to think, we knew that we were against it and not joining! So as I was saying, Natas marches in with his custom-made belt and Drakon following of course… and even Drixon Webb, former jail convict showed up on their side! Natas challenged me to a match since he lost the last time we fought… this time he made the stip that if he won, I had to go and compete in the UWA as his slave or something… and I said that if I won, he'd have to leave the EWA forever! So we went at it in another classic battle! Well there goes my memory again, don't remember the exact details, but I know Natas hit the Stunner and pulled off the victory, and I was doomed to go somewhere I despised! Drixon came out after the match, put me up on his shoulder and carried me to the back for some good ol' jail lovin'…. But hey, when we got off camera, I slipped out and ran away, so don't worry, Drix didn't harm my arse! But the funny thing is about the whole thing… what I still joke about to this day, is that even though the UWA was hyped the whole summer, and rumors circulated about a wrestling ring being built, nothing ever happened! So I was not forced to compete there… since there was no UWA! Natas' big idea of having his own fed slowly slipped out of everyone's minds as the EWA continued on…. His treachery led to nothing… but back to the EWA…. That same show after Natas beat me, I fought Wolfman X once again, this time in a Box Match! He was still calling his Title the Extreme God Championship, so it wasn't on the line…. And we went at it for I'd say 20 to 30 minutes if I remember right, hitting all the good moves! He hit a massive splash from the table, which totally took the breath outta me… I was like, "Oooooohummmmph!" And at one point, I was going for the Backflip reversal thing, when I screwed up the way our arms are supposed to be hooked when we do it…. And instead of doing the backflip, I( made it about halfway and came down landing on my head! It looked bad, but I was fine… it looked damn cool though! And I got back up to do it right the next time! In the end, Wolfman had us up on the table and hooked me into a Full Nelson… what was this? Awesome Full Nelson Slam off the Table into the boxes! But we both went through at the same time, causing a draw… since it was a Box Match!
The next show was probably the scariest in my entire career, for obvious reasons…. It’s where the infamous Wolfbomb off the Bleachers took place! Wolfy’s dad was kind of getting sick of us using his backyard and leaving a mess, not to mention their picnic table was getting pretty wobbly… so we decided to head to a local park! WMX has wrestled there before back in EWA1 so no prob… I’m up for new places… we get there, and now his Extreme God Belt is the EWA World Title once again! And seeing that I never won it back in EWA2, I wanted my shot at EWA glory! So I challenged him to a Tree Match… my kinda match! It was on! We fought awhile… even though the ground was hard with a lot of rocks… lucky I had my kneepads on… I learned that lesson awhile ago, ever since I’ve worn them and they’ve saved my knees from tons of damage! They are the best protection you can get for basic backyard wrestling or any wrestling probably… so much easier to sell Stunners and various other moves! Anyways, this was also the first show that I wore my ripped to hell jeans shorts! I think they’re hella cool, and definitely my best ever outfit! Well to the match… I hit Wolfman with an awesome Flipping Press! I leaped from the table, he was standing on a chair, and as I hit him, he fell back, crushing a pile of boxes! I even hit a very nice Flying Legscissors! I mean I have done them before, but I finally got the whole swinging motion down and executed it perfectly! Aww that was exhilerating, kinda like a fair ride! The tide soon changed though and he took advantage! He soon set like one tiny box like maybe 10 feet away from some bleachers nearby… one little box?! That was Wolfman’s brilliant scheme?! We’ve learned a lot since this one day! Well he picked me up in Razor’s Edge position, and as smart as he was, he began climbing the bleachers with me! All that was going through my head as I looked down at the distant ground was “Holy Sh**!!!” I told Wolfman, “Hey man, don’t hurt me!” The box was at least 10 feet away, and there was no way he was gonna get me that far… He stood at the top, hanging me about 12 feet in the air…. Shortcakes, the ref yelled up “ You’re not gonna make it!” And Wolfman knew that it’d look dumb if he just put me down or anything like that, so he did what any Extreme Backyard Wrestler would do… maybe not the right thing, but the Extreme thing for sure! He jumped with me, as far as he could! He dropped me with the Wolfbomb, about 3 or 4 feet short of the box! I landed hard on my lower back on the rocky solid ground and just laid there looking up at WMX! My back was in a pretty decent amount of pain! A 12 foot drop on my back isn’t anything you just get up from! Wolfman turned around and got a Stunner from the ref… Shortcakes is random with those Stunners, hehe! Well it gave me a bit of time to recuperate! It really could have been serious… I could’ve been paralyzed or something like that… but I could feel my legs thank Zeus! So about a minute went by as I rose up holding my back in pain! But hell, you know us pro wrestlers, we can’t just end it in the middle of a match! We gotta finish it, it’s our job (well I may be eating my words later, heh, but that’s much different)! So I got up as WMX did too… I somehow gave him two acrobatic moves in a row with the bad back… the backflip reversal followed by my Handspring Clothesline! Then I gave him my Flipping Senton on the bleachers, and I lurched my way over to the Tree in pain and grabbed the EWA World Title for my first time! I finally got that belt and in a memorable fashion! Damn that was grueling! Oh wait, did I mention that I had a Title Defense directly following that? Well I came back out still holding my back and fought Face! I made sure to make it quick though! I hit him with a couple moves, and finished him quickly with the Flipping Senton off the table or bench or something! Then I went home and nursed the back, but in glory as I had the EWA Title over my shoulder! Eat on that Wolfman X! Bwahahaha!!!!
Well a couple weeks went by and my back was pretty much back to normal… then riding around town on my bike like usual, I crashed, tumbling all over the pavement…. I thought I was fine as I got up, just pissed that my bike was a little messed up… and then touched a little sore spot on my head…. Bringing my hand down, I saw a ton of blood and said to myself, “Oh no! Not again!” (kind of referring to a playground fall I had a year earlier, resulting in stitches). I went to the hospital and got some staples put in… ouch! Then like a week or so after they were pulled out, I returned to the EWA for the final show of the summer! Back in the EWA Arena (WMX’s backyard) for one last fight… I fought the Ninja, easily defending my title, and then went on to the Main Event with Wolfman X! And yes… it was the Wolfman’s Lair Match, the match he has been undefeated in against me, and I think everybody! It was another awesome one… he hit a long flying Double Axehandle from the top of the stairs all the way to the bottom, clobbering me senseless! He busted me open with a sweet shot to the head with a weight scale! I hit my regular Tornado DDT’s, Frankensteiners and Flying Legscissors, but to no avail! In the end, Wolfman got me up on the table… and with a huge pile of boxes below, as opposed to the one small box from the last show, he Blitzkrieged me off the Table hard into the pile! Shortcakes counted to ten and Wolfman was declared the winner and new Champion! After the match to make the EWA go out in “style”, WMX decided to take it upon himself to attack me backstage, drag me out and powerbomb me onto a Flaming Box!… Well the flame kind of died down mostly before I hit it… but oh well, guess I was lucky not to be burned…. Awww hell, even I wanted to see Psycohol go through the flaming box that day! Haha… well maybe someday I will! With that, EWA 2000 was over, and I was back to college!
Back at college I was hoping to find some opponents to fight on BTV to revive the BTVW, or even some guys on campus to have backyard brawls with anywhere… but no such luck! I took the spot of Seth and Jeremy on the “On the Daily” show every Tuesday night! The very show I made a name for myself fighting Pitbull on last year! Seth and Jeremy were both gone, and I was friends with all the staff down at the station, so I was basically hooked up as the host! I had several different hosts… the first semester was kind of slow for the show with the perverted Dan as my cohost… the second semester picked up quickly with the new cohost Bracey, where we slowly gained a cult following, and where I Psycohol was soon recognized around campus often! People always stopped me and complimented my terrible show… on the actual show, we just sat and had people call in and curse at us on live air… quite fun! And it sucks I only started doing this my senior year! Because I was getting somewhat popular and growing my hair into 6 inch tall Liberty Spikes only helped, hehe! I was totally Gung-Ho punk music all the way! Anyways there was no wrestling at all on BTV until the end of the year basically…. But I’ll get to that later, after some other stuff that happened in between!
Well EWA2000 had finished August 1st and nothing was planned for any return anytime soon… but then something funny happened in November…. Wolfman X, Ground Zero, and I all got strange e-mails from Natas, telling us to meet him up at the plot of land where EWA1 had a few good brawls… up at the trailer…. Well I met up with Wolfman at his house, and even though we weren’t friends at the time, we had one thing in common… we HATED Natas! And we didn’t know what he was up to, so we agreed to go up together and find him… and Ground Zero, of course he wasn’t gonna make it, where was he? Like Europe or Florida or something?! Wrong! He did make it and came in to break up a little scuffle between myself and WMX… surprised as hell, we let him come along… when we got up there, me and WMX climbed to the top of some farmer’s tower, in the barren cold wintery conditions, of 30mph winds, slippery steps, and all the above! But as we made it to the top, maybe 50 feet high, we saw in the distance, those moronic jobbers, all 4 of them in the distance lurking in the woods… I guess this was their plan to trap us and finally get revenge for all the beatings we’ve delivered to them over the years… but were we intimidated? Oh Hell No! We split up, looking for them… I guess GZ found and beat down Splooge and Ninja along with Shortcakes, and I happened to find Face wandering in the woods… quick Tornado DDT and some other fun stuff, n my job was over… then later on Wolfman comes up to me after beating down Execution, and tells me that Ex confessed that it was actually Ground Zero who was behind this whole plan to trick us! Aww man, that pissed me off royally! I found him and chased him up a nearby Deer Stand which must have been nearly 12 feet high… GZ climbed, but at the top met WMX who was also none to happy! He headbutted GZ, and the Hardcore Legend fell from near the top into a pile of boxes… what a sweet site! But it got me so excited I had no time to think about that DTA rule! I climbed up to shake WMX’s hand and congratulate him, but as I got up, he grabbed me by the throat and tossed me from the same spot GZ was thrown! I don’t even remember the impact, it was so hard! I just remember finding the two brawling over me, so I got up as WMX was set down on the boxes, and I climbed high up the ladder of the stand and dropped a solid legdrop from high above! After beating GZ out of the picture me and Wolfman worked our way over to some old abandoned car sitting in the brush… WMX came up with the idea, not for a match, but more of a special challenge of seeing who the tougher man really was… who could take the most moves on or thrown off the car and continue to get up! I gladly accepted, knowing I’d have his arse! I gave him a Samoan Drop onto the hood of the car, but he got up, I knew he would, he’s a big man… then he hit me with the Blitzkrieg on the top of the car! Damn I didn’t know we were moving into finishers so fast, but obviously he wanted this over quick! So yeah it hurt, but I managed to rise to my feet and surprise him…. My turn…. Tornado DDT! Crushing him into the pile of broken boxes below! I hit a bunch of other moves too in between each of his…. I hit the Thesz Press, my Psycho Drop, and a Face-smashing Bulldog! He meanwhile hit his moves like the Wolfman Legdrop, a Jumping DDT, a Chokeslam, and a nice but painful Two-Handed Choketoss! But each time I got up! Each time… he got up! There was no quit in either of us! There was no chance in Hell that I was gonna let him show me up! He was mine! Then as I readied for another move, Ground Zero made his impactful return, clotheslining me to the snowy ground, and kicking WMX a few times! He walked off with his tongue out, the last time he was ever seen in the EWA! Even though he officially retired in EWA2000, following his last match, he wanted to make this his last hurrah, his one final impact to leave behind his legacy! Speaking of retirements, Drakon had actually been retired as a wrestler since the end of EWA2… he appears occasionally with Natas as a New Breed member, but has not wrestled a match since the June of 1999… so now two EWA legends were officially retired! And heading back, wanting revenge on GZ, me and Wolfman had a feeling that we may never get it! With all this running through our heads, we forgot and left one important thing behind at the trailer… Mr. Splooge…. He would have to survive up in the woods there for nearly a month without any civilization! And I find this hilarioius, being that Splooge is the weakest most moronic un-survivor of all of us! But back to that later… because the biggest story now was the return….. of the PXW!
Now on my website, I reported in the Guestbook that the PXW Commish had told me that he was stripping Psykadelik of the PXW World Championship, not to mention Psicon of his Psycho Xtreme Belt… obviously due to the fact that they have not defended their titles, not even once over the past year or more! And I swear to my word it was the Commish who told me this, unless someone else got on under his screen name on the cpu…. But now for some reason he insists that he never said it…. But it’s obvious that there’s some little conspiracy going on between him and the Cool Pac, since I know he’s such good friends with Psykadelik…. But anyways, the Titles were stripped, since the rules even stated that they had to defend their titles at least once in awhile, so the Commish couldn’t do anything about it… and I guess Psykadelik got word of this, and got a bit pissed! He thought that I was behind this whole deal of him getting stripped…. Hey Psyk, even if I was, those are the rules pal! Live with em! So he challenged me to a match… not for any title, just for revenge and out of his pure thirst to finally wrestle again after like a year… we decided to have another brawl, just like the first one we ever had, and it was on… I had like been fighting constantly for the last year as he has sat on his arse for all I knew… it was gonna be an easy task… or so I thought…
So we took off where we left off… we wanted this one to equal and excede our first epic battle from a couple winters back… so we went to my backyard, started up in the driveway like we did in our original classic, then went to the brawling! As usual in PXW style, we had tons of foreign objects, of much diversity…. We were hitting each other with piping, old trophys, chairs, baskets among many other things… it suck, the ground was hard that day, not much snow, even though it was December… but it seems its always hard ground when the PXW competes… hmmm, coincidence? In a quite hilarious moment, I used the ladder to climb to grab a long styrofoam “noodle” to beat on Delik with! But it was at the expense of course of being pushed off the ladder into some boxes… but hey, I was smart that day… I wore extra padding, knowing the hardness of the ground and the cold temperature outside… I had a padded vest under my sweatshirt… smart guy huh? Well not exactly, because for the whole match, it looked as if Psycohol had gained about 30 pounds…. Aww well, forget that, I’m still trying to… hey wanna talk about embarassing moment? I’ll share with ya one… Psykadelik climbed all the way to the top of the ladder at one point, delivering a fistdrop or something… so I wanted to out-do him… so I kicked him in the stomach and set him up for the Scissorkick Legdrop over his head… from the top of the ladder…. Well I knew once I started climbing that ladder that it was not the sturdiest piece of work… a bit wobbly as can be expected… so I get to the top, and try to leap…. But the ladder pushes backwards a little and I take offwith like no momentum, going about a grand total of 3 inches, and landing on me feet, well away from the target looking like a moron! And Psyk wasn’t even more that 3 to 4 feet away anyways.. it shoulda been easy, but I looked like a jackarse, and we laughed, trying to cover up the stupidity! Guess I gotta respect guys that do Swantons and Moonsaults off Ladders, because they are seriously hard to balance on when standing at the top, especially when trying to get enough momentum to leap a short distance…. Maybe I just suck… oh well… Psyk gave me some solid chairshots to the head, very nice, I thought…. Eventually, we worked our way down through the parking lot to the railroad tracks again, like our first match, but this time we stayed longer and added even more hilarity to the match… there were like burdox everywhere down there, so as we brawled through the foliage we picked some of em up…. Psyk seemed to notice and began throwing them at me! I reacted in horror, trying to deflect them…. We brawled some more, Psyk thought he was funny using a soda bottle he found on the ground…. He thought it was funny until he saw what I had… hehe… I began beating him down with some red piggybank I found in the bushes! Don’t ask me how it got there, but it was funny as hell… we began throwing it at each other, and finally our ref, Lumberjack picked it up and booted it away…. Sorry I don’t go off into these huge tangents with EWA shows, but some of the PXW’s stuff is just so much more comical and sporadic than the EWA stuff… EWA’s stuff is kinda like planned humor, whereas PXW’s is random humor from out of nowhere, during the matches more than in skits…. Anyways, me and Delik brawled back up to the grassy area next to the parking lot and fought a little more… in the end I leaped from the playground equipment with a flying clothesline, but Psyk had the same idea, and we each hit hard with the double clothesline! Somehow, each of us had one arm draped over the other, and the ref counted to three making it a double pin! And once again our epic match ends in a draw! It was good and funny though…. But back to the EWA, where things seemed to be heating up… and where Mr. Splooge was currently lost…
Now despite our undying hatred for each other, me and Wolfman X decided finally to go back up to his trailer to look for Mr. Splooge, since he had been missing for over a month, after we had seemingly left him for dead up there last time we went up… and I musta been a moron to fall into this… I really should have seen it coming! At the last lil shindig we had there, WMX ended up knocking me halfway down the deerstand and we had a move contest on a car… so why should I have trusted him this time? I shouldn’t have! But I did…. So we split up, looking for the loveable masked man…. Apparently WMX found him, but Splooge was not what he once was… he was rabid, wild, and animal! In his first ever EWA offense, Splooge kicked WMX’s arse! Bwahahaha!!!! I’ll always have a laugh at that one! Anyways, I met up with WMX later, who told me the story… but boy was I stupid…. WMX was sitting on top of the Deerstand, all 12 feet up…. And he wanted to tell me up there, so my moronic brain at the time told me to trust him… so he talked to me, sugared me up, made me feel safe, and then BAM, from behind he clocks me, sending me into a 12 foot plunge into… some BOXES that were strategically placed! Another hint that I should not have gone up… My god, I ain’t ever gonna be that dumb again, I swear to it! But hell eventually I got up… I gave him a Splash and a Crossbody from the Deerstand… I was kickin’ ass! And then we went back to the car… ahh yes, the infamous car! This time it was NO game! We just pummeled each other left and right on top and off of that thing! He choketossed me, which looked like a landslide when I hit those boxes! We both hit a variey of moves, but the b@$t@rd gave me a near vertical Powerbomb onto the roof of the car, landing me on my neck to get the job done! I guess he then headed back, grabbed Splooge and threw him into his trunk and brought him back to the EWA Arena… whereas I had to walk the **** back on my own two feet, like ten miles! Damn that sucked! Anyways, a couple days later, Christmas, yay! On to the New Year, 2001, and onto the 4th and "final" Revolution of the EWA! Next>>>
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