About Greg!

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About Greg
[control has temporarily been lost by King Portron and intercepted by the powerful young Greg]
Mighty are the rivulets of lint that flow through my cardigans, and no mortal man may cross them without a dustbuster, or at least a Super Shammy. But if you happen to have either, you should be all set to catch a glimpse of the shiny lead singer guy.

I am the shiny lead singer guy.

When I'm not with Zeke's Garage, I like to stay cooped up in a little box. When I'm not in said box, I like to roam the streets of Manch Vegas and Swarthmore. Being a pacifist, life can be hard in these ghettoes, as everyone always wants to see if my bulging biceps are as powerful as they look. Rest assured, dear reader, that they are. I could crush assailants' heads like walnuts, but I would rather fend them off with a variety of scathing snaps, such as the following ones, which I made up:
Yo momma's so conservative, she voted for Buchanan.
Yo momma's so fat, because she eats a lot.
Yo momma's fingers are so thick, which stems from the fact that she is fat.

Each of these remarks are guaranteed to put a big ol' frown on the faces of evildoers. Then, run.

If you'd like to learn more about me, visit your local library. Then, you can check out resources that I also enjoy checking out. Go to the music section to listen to: Voice Farm, They Might Be Giants, Big Pig, Atom and his Package, the Red Elvises, Screeching Weasel, the Rentals, Weezer, Cyndi Lauper, Blink-182, Boris the Sprinkler, Carpet Patrol, Servotron, A-Ha, and The Hooters.
Go to the comics place to read things like: Grendel, The Flash, St. Swithin's Day, The Invisibles, The Watchmen, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Jay and Silent Bob, Kane, 300, Batman, and many others. And if anyone out there has Grendel #s 2 or 3 from the original Comico series, please give it to me and you'll get into heaven.
Go to the movie/theatre store to see things like: Grosse Pointe Blank, The Big Lebowski, Akira, the Seven Samurai, Clerks, Road Movie, King Lear, The Hudsucker Proxy, Slappy and the Stinkers, Fargo, and plenty o' others. Turn on the telly to see keen shows like The State, The Simpsons, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Maniac Mansion, and Breaker High. I should note that the only one of these shows still in production is The Simpsons. All others have been abandoned, leaving me in many tears.

So now you know a little bit more about me, and my nutty, human-brain-eating way of life. Remember, kids, being a zombie is fun! Join the gang! Ride the Wave! Have some fun! Spend your long, decaying, existential afterlife! And while you're at it, bring you back some of that moon-cheese for me, Greg, Emperor Portinopolous's secret vocals-boy.

-Super secret mystery!!!-
Can YOU figure out the grammar in that last sentence?
[Control restored to King Portron]
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