about Artie!

Come one come all! Read the story of the half-man, half-androgynous school marm! Or you could just read my bio. I figure that someone has to be interested in me to be reading this, either that, or they just felt bad about reading everyone else's bio. Anyway, I'll tell you all about me.
I am Artie Tempermental. I play bass in the band Zeke's Garage. Are you paying attention? There's gonna be a quiz on this material! I was raised in the woods by salamanders, so, as is natural of salamanders, I spend most of my time under a moist rock. My therapist says I'll outgrow that soon, and blossom into a fully functional human being. I think he's jealous.
In order to maintain my runway model figure, I eat a steady diet of french fries and, um, french fries. Anyway, I have been known to also eat babies. Mmmmmm, baby-licious.
So, I suppose it's time to tell you what I like.
My favorite 10 movies are:

• 10) Better off Dead
• 9) Star Wars
• 8)Chasing Amy
• 7)Empire Strikes Back
• 6) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• 5) Akira
• 4) The Breakfast Club
• 3) Mallrats
• 2) Raiders of the Lost Ark
• 1) Clerks

• 10) JLA (With Grant Morrison writing it)
• 9) Impulse (With Mark Waid writing it)
• 8) Grendel
• 7) Squee!
• 6) Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
• 5) St. Swithin's Day
• 4) The Mage (1st and 2nd series)
• 3) Quantum and Woody
• 2) Kingdom Come
• 1) The Watchmen

• 10) The Aquabats
• 9) Blink 182
• 8) The Ramones
• 7) Atom and his Package
• 6) Minor Threat
• 5) Avail
• 4) The Riverdales
• 3) The Cretins
• 2) Green Day
• 1) Screeching Weasel

Well, I that's all you need to know about me. Now you are a confirmed Artie-ologist. Well, eat all your veggies and come see our shoes.
Slippery lovin'
Artie Tempermental