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Past movies have included: Cool Runnings (Jamaican bobsled team), Theatre Of Blood (R, Vincent Price), Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, Interview With The Vampire (Tom Cruise with fangs, story by Anne Rice), Pulp Fiction (the bride will kill Bill someday for this), Lone Wolf McQuade (Chuck Norris vs. evil druglord David Carradine), The Stepford Wives (perfect in every way), Ghostbusters (comedy, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Rick Moranis), Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop), 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (Joe Pesci comedy), Motel Hell (it takes all kinds of critters on Acne Night), The Beast of Hollow Mountain (cowboys vs. T-rex dinosaur), Godzilla (1998), BloodRayne (a vampire slayer vs. her vampire father), Single White Female (Bridget Fonda vs. her psycho roommate), The Last Unicorn (G, Christopher Lee as voice of The King), 2001 Maniacs (Robert Englund has some college students for a barbecue; theirs)
Troll (good witch June/Anne Lockhart helps Harry Potter Jr., with Shelly Hack as Harry Potter's mother & Michael Moriarty as Harry's dad, and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss as the nymph)
Times shown are Pacific for March 2014
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Saturday, March 1 
1:10 AM Carlito's Way: Rise to Power R
2:45 AM Crazy Kind of Love R
4:30 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 PG-13
6:30 AM That's What I Am PG
8:15 AM Bending the Rules PG-13
9:40 AM Bunraku R
11:45 AM The Ghost Writer PG-13
2:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 PG-13
4:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 PG-13
6:00 PM Shadow People PG-13
7:30 PM Girls Gone Dead R
9:15 PM Shadow People PG-13
10:45 PM Girls Gone Dead R
Sunday, March 2 
12:30 AM Nature Calls R
1:50 AM Lorenzo's Oil PG-13
4:05 AM The Sting PG
6:15 AM Gosford Park R
8:35 AM Sleepy Hollow R
10:20 AM The Motorcycle Diaries R
12:30 PM The Color of Money R
2:30 PM Gosford Park R
5:00 PM Seven Psychopaths R
7:00 PM Killing Them Softly R
8:40 PM Dazed and Confused R
10:30 PM Prefontaine PG-13
Monday, March 3 
12:30 AM Seven Psychopaths R
2:30 AM Gosford Park R
5:00 AM Jerry and Tom R
6:40 AM Miami Rhapsody PG-13
8:15 AM The Big Kahuna R
9:45 AM Blackball R
11:25 AM 54 R
1:00 PM Gone PG-13
2:35 PM Coach Carter PG-13
5:00 PM Silver Linings Playbook R
7:05 PM 50/50 R
9:00 PM Man on a Ledge PG-13
10:45 PM Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders TV-MA  (D,L,S) AO
Tuesday, March 4 
12:05 AM Team America: World Police R
1:45 AM Teresa's Tattoo R
3:20 AM Absentia TV-14  (L,V) R
5:00 AM Turner & Hooch PG
6:40 AM Lorenzo's Oil PG-13
9:00 AM Hi-Life TV-MA  (D,L,V) R
10:25 AM Last Days Here TV-MA  (D,L) NR
12:00 PM Turner & Hooch PG
1:40 PM Peter and Vandy TV-14  (D,L,S) NR
3:00 PM A Little Help R
5:00 PM Deliver Us From Eva R
7:00 PM Soul Plane R
8:30 PM Def Jam's How to Be a Player R
10:05 PM Fade to Black R
Wednesday, March 5
12:00 AM The Baytown Outlaws R
1:40 AM No Holds Barred PG-13
3:15 AM Comic Book Villains R
4:50 AM Terror in the Family TV-PG  (V) NR
6:20 AM V.I. Warshawski R
7:50 AM The Sting PG
10:00 AM Ruthless People R
11:35 AM Sylvia R
1:30 PM Fightville TV-14  (L) NR
2:55 PM Bunraku R
5:00 PM StreetDance PG-13
6:40 PM Step Up Revolution PG-13
8:30 PM The Shape of Things R
10:10 PM Possession PG-13
Thursday, March 6 
12:05 AM After Fall, Winter TV-MA  (D,L,V,S) NR
2:30 AM SIGN OFF 
3:00 AM The Little Match Makers TV-PG NR
5:00 AM Apt Pupil R
7:00 AM Perfect Strangers PG-13
8:40 AM The Importance of Being Earnest PG
10:20 AM 54 R
12:00 PM That's What I Am PG
1:45 PM Miami Rhapsody PG-13
3:20 PM Blackball R
5:00 PM Darkman R
6:35 PM Darkman II: The Return of Durant R
8:10 PM Darkman III: Die Darkman Die R
9:40 PM Seven Psychopaths R
11:30 PM Dead Man R
Friday, March 7 
1:35 AM A Simple Plan R
3:40 AM Bending the Rules PG-13
5:05 AM All In: The Poker Movie TV-14  (L) NR
6:30 AM No Holds Barred PG-13
8:05 AM D3: The Mighty Ducks PG
10:00 AM Melancholia R
12:30 PM Coach Carter PG-13
2:50 PM The Ghost Writer PG-13
5:00 PM Sahara PG-13
7:05 PM Team America: World Police R
8:45 PM Soul Plane R
10:15 PM Deliver Us From Eva R
Saturday, March 8 
12:00 AM Conan the Barbarian R
2:10 AM Conan the Destroyer PG
4:00 AM Mad Hot Ballroom PG
6:00 AM The Color of Money R
8:00 AM Your Sister's Sister R
9:30 AM Stage Beauty R
11:20 AM Gone PG-13
1:00 PM Five Fingers R
2:30 PM Man on a Ledge PG-13
4:15 PM Sleepy Hollow R
6:00 PM Butcher Boys R
7:30 PM The Depraved TV-MA  (D,L,V) NR
9:05 PM Butcher Boys R
10:35 PM The Depraved TV-MA  (D,L,V) NR
Sunday, March 9 
12:10 AM Sleepy Hollow R
3:00 AM The Importance of Being Earnest PG
4:35 AM Peter and Vandy TV-14  (D,L,S) NR
6:00 AM The Words PG-13
7:40 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 PG-13
9:40 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 PG-13
11:40 AM 50/50 R
1:20 PM The Words PG-13
3:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 PG-13
5:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 PG-13
7:00 PM 50/50 R
8:40 PM A Little Help R
10:30 PM Bunraku R
Monday, March 10 
12:35 AM 54 R
2:10 AM Après Vous ... R
4:00 AM Turner & Hooch PG
5:40 AM The Ghost Writer PG-13
8:00 AM Perfect Strangers PG-13
9:40 AM Gosford Park R
12:00 PM Java Heat R
1:45 PM Step Up Revolution PG-13
3:25 PM The Good Doctor PG-13
5:00 PM The Ghost Writer PG-13
7:10 PM Urban Legend R
9:00 PM Absentia TV-14  (L,V) R
10:35 PM Def Jam's How to Be a Player R
Tuesday, March 11 
12:10 AM Soul Plane R
1:45 AM No Holds Barred PG-13
3:20 AM All In: The Poker Movie TV-14  (L) NR
4:45 AM Prefontaine PG-13
6:35 AM Silver Linings Playbook R
8:40 AM The Words PG-13
10:20 AM Just Like Us R
11:35 AM Your Sister's Sister R
1:10 PM The Perks of Being a Wallflower PG-13
3:00 PM Silver Linings Playbook R
5:05 PM The Words PG-13
6:45 PM StreetDance PG-13
8:30 PM Deadfall R
10:10 PM Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders TV-MA  (D,L,S) AO
11:30 PM Darkman R
Wednesday, March 12 
1:10 AM Girls Against Boys R
2:45 AM Miami Rhapsody PG-13
4:30 AM Gross Anatomy PG-13
6:30 AM Tin Men R
8:30 AM Hi-Life TV-MA  (D,L,V) R
10:00 AM After Image R
11:35 AM Blackball R
1:15 PM Gone PG-13
3:00 PM Deliver Us From Eva R
5:00 PM Seven Psychopaths R
7:00 PM Conan the Barbarian R
9:10 PM Conan the Destroyer PG
11:00 PM Killing Them Softly R
Thursday, March 13 
12:40 AM Bad Company R
2:30 AM The Joy Luck Club R
5:00 AM Betsy's Wedding R
6:35 AM The Sting PG
9:00 AM Sylvia R
11:00 AM Step Up Revolution PG-13
12:40 PM The Ghost Writer PG-13
2:50 PM Sahara PG-13
5:00 PM Team America: World Police R
6:40 PM Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back R
8:30 PM Clerks R
10:05 PM Nature Calls R
11:30 PM Uninvited Guest R
Friday, March 14 
1:15 AM Breakaway PG-13
2:55 AM Lorenzo's Oil PG-13
5:15 AM The Color of Money R
7:15 AM Silver Linings Playbook R
9:30 AM The Motorcycle Diaries R
11:40 AM Bunraku R
1:45 PM 54 R
3:20 PM 50/50 R
5:00 PM Silver Linings Playbook R
7:05 PM A Little Help R
9:00 PM Dazed and Confused R
10:45 PM Jarhead R
Saturday, March 15 
1:00 AM 4:44 Last Day on Earth R
2:30 AM Knuckleball! TV-PG  (L) NR
4:05 AM Deliver Us From Eva R
6:00 AM The Words PG-13
7:40 AM Darkman R
9:15 AM Darkman II: The Return of Durant R
10:50 AM Darkman III: Die Darkman Die R
12:20 PM Coach Carter PG-13
2:40 PM Java Heat R
4:25 PM Darkman R
6:00 PM Stir of Echoes R
7:40 PM Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming R
9:10 PM Stir of Echoes R
11:00 PM Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming R
Sunday, March 16 
12:30 AM Urban Legend R
2:10 AM The Joy Luck Club R
4:30 AM Apt Pupil R
6:30 AM D3: The Mighty Ducks PG
8:15 AM Sahara PG-13
10:30 AM Five Fingers R
12:00 PM Step Up Revolution PG-13
1:40 PM StreetDance PG-13
3:30 PM Your Sister's Sister R
5:00 PM Sahara PG-13
7:05 PM Step Up Revolution PG-13
9:00 PM Def Jam's How to Be a Player R
10:35 PM Clerks R
Monday, March 17 
12:10 AM Illegal Tender R
2:00 AM No Holds Barred PG-13
3:35 AM The Object of Beauty R
5:30 AM Après Vous ... R
7:30 AM Prefontaine PG-13
9:20 AM The Importance of Being Earnest PG
11:00 AM Bunraku R
1:05 PM Stage Beauty R
3:00 PM A Little Help R
5:00 PM The Perks of Being a Wallflower PG-13
7:00 PM As Cool as I Am R
8:35 PM Girls Against Boys R
10:10 PM Dazed and Confused R
Tuesday, March 18 
12:00 AM The Motorcycle Diaries R
2:10 AM Wish Me Away TV-14  (D,L) NR
3:50 AM Knuckleball! TV-PG  (L) NR
5:30 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 & 2 PG-13
9:30 AM Playing God R
11:05 AM Java Heat R
1:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 & 2 PG-13
5:00 PM Ain't Them Bodies Saints R
6:40 PM Seven Psychopaths R
8:30 PM Very Bad Things R1
0:15 PM 4:44 Last Day on Earth R
11:40 PM Nature Calls R
Wednesday, March 19 
1:00 AM Gunmen R
2:35 AM The Forger PG-13
4:10 AM D3: The Mighty Ducks PG
6:00 AM No Holds Barred PG-13
7:35 AM Bending the Rules PG-13
9:00 AM Mafia! PG-13
10:30 AM Metro R
12:30 PM Man on a Ledge PG-13
2:15 PM Sahara PG-13
4:20 PM Valhalla Rising TV-MA  (V) NR
6:00 PM Jarhead R
8:05 PM Vengeance TV-MA  (V,S) NR
10:00 PM Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders TV-MA  (D,L,S) AO
11:30 PM Bel Ami R
Thursday, March 20 
1:15 AM The Crew R
2:55 AM The Little Match Makers TV-PG NR
4:45 AM Tin Men R
6:40 AM Peter and Vandy TV-14  (D,L,S) NR
8:00 AM V.I. Warshawski R
9:30 AM Cross My Heart R
11:00 AM Five Fingers R
12:30 PM Melancholia R
3:00 PM The Color of Money R
5:00 PM Killing Them Softly R
6:40 PM Sleepy Hollow R
8:30 PM Butcher Boys R
10:00 PM Soul Plane R
11:30 PM Love, Honour and Obey R
Friday, March 21 
1:10 AM Turner & Hooch PG
3:00 AM The Joy Luck Club R
5:20 AM As Cool as I Am R
7:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 & 2 PG-13
11:00 AM Stage Beauty R
1:00 PM Gosford Park R
3:20 PM The Words PG-13
5:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 & 2 PG-13
9:00 PM Java Heat R
10:45 PM Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back R
Saturday, March 22 
12:30 AM Clerks R
2:05 AM Darkman R
3:40 AM Prefontaine PG-13
5:30 AM The Importance of Being Earnest PG
7:05 AM Silver Linings Playbook R
9:10 AM The Perks of Being a Wallflower PG-13
10:55 AM 50/50 R
12:35 PM StreetDance PG-13
2:15 PM Step Up Revolution PG-13
3:55 PM Silver Linings Playbook R
6:00 PM Psycho R
7:45 PM Smiley R
9:30 PM Psycho R
11:15 PM Smiley R
Sunday, March 23 
1:00 AM Dazed and Confused R
2:45 AM The Little Match Makers TV-PG NR
4:35 AM Man on a Ledge PG-13
6:20 AM Gone PG-13
8:00 AM Shadow People PG-13
9:30 AM Java Heat R
11:15 AM Ain't Them Bodies Saints R
1:00 PM Coach Carter PG-13
3:30 PM Man on a Ledge PG-13
5:15 PM Java Heat R
7:00 PM Ain't Them Bodies Saints R
8:40 PM Soul Plane R
10:10 PM Nature Calls R
11:30 PM Conan the Barbarian R
Monday, March 24 
1:40 AM Conan the Destroyer PG
3:30 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 & 2 PG-13
7:30 AM The Sting PG
9:40 AM The Color of Money R
11:40 AM Peter and Vandy TV-14  (D,L,S) NR
1:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 & 2 PG-13
5:00 PM Seven Psychopaths R
7:00 PM Sahara PG-13
9:05 PM Jarhead R1
1:10 PM Butcher Boys R
Tuesday, March 25 
12:40 AM After Fall, Winter TV-MA  (D,L,V,S) NR
2:55 AM Mad Hot Ballroom PG
4:45 AM The Hollywood Sign R
6:30 AM Gosford Park R
9:00 AM Rock 'N' Roll Exposed: The Photography of Bob Gruen TV-MA  (D,L) NR
11:00 AM The Ghost Writer PG-13
1:10 PM 50/50 R
3:00 PM Stage Beauty R
5:00 PM Gosford Park R
7:30 PM The Ghost Writer PG-13
9:40 PM Beautiful Creatures R
11:10 PM Killing Them Softly R
Wednesday, March 26 
1:00 AM Four Rooms R
2:40 AM Après Vous ... R
4:35 AM Stranger in Town TV-PG  (V) NR
6:10 AM Thunder Soul PG
7:35 AM Turner & Hooch PG
9:15 AM The Good Mother R
11:00 AM Metro R
1:00 PM Silver Linings Playbook R
3:05 PM Prefontaine PG-13
5:00 PM Dazed and Confused R
7:00 PM The Perks of Being a Wallflower PG-13
9:00 PM Silver Linings Playbook R
11:05 PM Almost Kings TV-MA  (D,L,V,S) NR
Thursday, March 27 
12:40 AM Elegy R
2:35 AM How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog R
4:30 AM Hi-Life TV-MA  (D,L,V) R
6:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 PG-13
8:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 PG-13
10:00 AM Twice Upon a Yesterday R
11:35 AM Possession PG-13
1:20 PM As Cool as I Am R
3:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 PG-13
5:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 PG-13
7:00 PM Passion Play R
8:35 PM Gone PG-13
10:15 PM Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders TV-MA  (D,L,S) AO
11:35 PM Urban Legend R
Friday, March 28 
1:15 AM Girls Against Boys R
2:50 AM Terror in the Family TV-PG  (V) NR
4:30 AM Lorenzo's Oil PG-13
6:45 AM Man on a Ledge PG-13
8:30 AM Peter and Vandy TV-14  (D,L,S) NR
10:00 AM Step Up Revolution PG-13
11:40 AM StreetDance PG-13
1:30 PM Man on a Ledge PG-13
3:20 PM Ain't Them Bodies Saints R
5:00 PM Java Heat R
7:00 PM Assault on Wall Street R
8:40 PM Nature Calls R
10:00 PM Killing Them Softly R
11:40 PM Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie R
Saturday, March 29 
1:15 AM The Samaritan R
2:50 AM All the Way R
4:30 AM The Sting PG
6:40 AM D3: The Mighty Ducks PG
8:30 AM Gosford Park R
10:50 AM Valhalla Rising TV-MA  (V) NR
12:30 PM As Cool as I Am R
2:05 PM A Little Help R
3:55 PM Sahara PG-13
6:00 PM No Tell Motel TV-MA  (L,V,S) NR (no relation to Motel Hell)
7:30 PM High Tension R
9:00 PM No Tell Motel TV-MA  (L,V,S) NR
10:30 PM High Tension R
Sunday, March 30 
12:00 AM Seven Psychopaths R
2:00 AM Conan the Destroyer PG
3:45 AM The Color of Money R
6:00 AM The Ghost Writer PG-13
8:10 AM Silver Linings Playbook R
10:15 AM The Perks of Being a Wallflower PG-13
12:10 PM The Ghost Writer PG-13
2:20 PM Deliver Us From Eva R
4:10 PM The Words PG-13
6:00 PM Silver Linings Playbook R
8:05 PM Jarhead R
10:10 PM Dazed and Confused R
Monday, March 31 
12:00 AM Urban Legend R
1:40 AM The Good Doctor PG-13
3:15 AM The Joy Luck Club R
5:35 AM That's What I Am PG
7:20 AM Bending the Rules PG-13
8:45 AM Gone PG-13
10:20 AM Man on a Ledge PG-13
12:05 PM 54 R
1:40 PM StreetDance PG-13
3:20 PM 50/50 R
5:00 PM Coach Carter PG-13
7:30 PM Killing Them Softly R
9:10 PM Ain't Them Bodies Saints R
11:00 PM Assault on Wall Street R
                                                                            • April 2014 • 
Tuesday, April 1
12:40 AM The Depraved TV-MA  (D,L,V) NR
2:15 AM Lorenzo's Oil PG-13
4:30 AM Mr. Magoo PG
6:00 AM No Look Pass TV-MA  (L) NR
7:30 AM Nobody Walks R
9:00 AM Scenes From a Mall R
10:30 AM A Dark Truth R
12:30 PM The Inheritance TV-MA  (L,V) NR
1:55 PM Nobody Walks R
3:20 PM Save the Date R
5:00 PM The Brass Teapot R
7:00 PM As Cool as I Am R
8:35 PM Your Friends & Neighbors R
10:15 PM Fascination R
Wednesday, April 2 
12:00 AM Eden R
1:40 AM Krippendorf's Tribe PG-13
3:15 AM Houseguest PG
5:05 AM Rize PG-13
6:35 AM For Ellen TV-MA  (L,S) NR
8:10 AM Return to Paradise R
10:05 AM Houseguest PG
11:55 AM Deep Rising R
1:45 PM For Ellen TV-MA  (L,S) NR
3:20 PM My Week With Marilyn R
5:00 PM Winter Solstice R
6:30 PM Between Us R
8:00 PM The Master R
10:30 PM About Cherry NR
Thursday, April 3 
12:15 AM B.U.S.T.E.D. R
2:00 AM Senseless R
3:35 AM Letters to God PG
5:30 AM Medicine Man PG-13
7:30 AM The Illusionist PG-13
9:30 AM My Left Foot R
11:15 AM Once in the Life R
1:05 PM Another Stakeout PG-13
3:00 PM The Illusionist PG-13
5:00 PM The Double PG-13
6:40 PM Blitz R
8:30 PM Lawless R
10:30 PM Hick R
Friday, April 4 
12:10 AM Kounterfeit R
1:40 AM The Confession R
3:35 AM Inside Out PG-13
5:10 AM The Reunion PG-13
7:00 AM Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London PG
8:40 AM Junior PG-13
10:30 AM Kindergarten Cop (Schwarzeneggar) PG-13
12:30 PM Havana R
3:00 PM Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events PG
5:00 PM Beauty Shop PG-13
7:00 PM Boat Trip R
8:35 PM National Lampoon's Dirty Movie R
10:10 PM The Sex Awards TV-MA  (D,L,S) 
11:30 PM Nurse Betty (she's in a world of her own) R
Saturday, April 5 
1:30 AM Hannah Takes the Stairs TV-MA  (D,L) NR
2:55 AM Mumford & Sons: The Road to Red Rocks TV-14  (L) 
4:00 AM Ernest Goes to Jail PG
5:30 AM Ernest Scared Stupid PG
7:05 AM Houseguest PG
9:00 AM Nobody Walks R
10:30 AM Alive R
12:40 PM A Dark Truth R
2:30 PM Ain't Them Bodies Saints R
4:15 PM Alex Cross PG-13
6:00 PM Apartment 1303 R
7:30 PM Beneath the Darkness R
9:10 PM Apartment 1303 R
10:35 PM Beneath the Darkness R
Sunday, April 6 
12:15 AM About Cherry NR
2:00 AM Legendary PG-13
4:00 AM Comedy Warriors: Healing Through Humor TV-MA  (D,L) NR
5:15 AM Far and Away PG-13
7:35 AM Lincoln (no vampires in this one) PG-13
10:05 AM W. PG-13
12:15 PM Inescapable R
1:50 PM Boys and Girls PG-13
3:25 PM As Cool as I Am R
5:00 PM Lincoln PG-13
7:30 PM W. PG-13
9:40 PM Nixon R
Monday, April 7 
1:00 AM Halloween: Resurrection R
2:30 AM A Film With Me in It TV-14  (D,L,V) NR
4:00 AM Junior (Schwarzenegger) PG-13
5:50 AM My Week With Marilyn R
7:30 AM Knife Fight R
9:10 AM The Illusionist PG-13

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April Fool's Day (1986) An heiress named Muffy hosts a weekend gathering of eight college students at her secluded island mansion, where each guest is murdered after a hidden secret is revealed. Yet, are they really dead? Or is it just part of some very real and cruel April Fool's joke? Muffy is the only one who seems to know what's going on. But is it really her doing the killing? Deborah Foreman, Griffin O'Neal, Jay Baker, Clayton Rohner, Pat Barlow and Amy Steel star. 89 minutes rated R for Violence, Language & Content Areola 51 (2008)

After being abducted and seduced by aliens, a woman recounts her sensuous extraterrestrial experiences to a government official in this cheeky, erotic adventure rated R. American Bandits: Frank and Jesse James After he's mortally wounded, Jesse James and his brother Frank break up their outlaw gang and plan to reunite at the deserted town of Gila Wells in four days, but during their time on the run, it becomes clear that a traitor is in their midst. George Stults, Jeffrey Combs and Peter Fonda star in this action-packed Western from director Fred Olen Ray American Psycho 2 (2002)

This darkly funny sequel to the grisly satire based on Bret Easton Ellis's notorious novel stars Mila Kunis (That '70s Show) as a demented killer who is eliminating her competitors for a prestigious assistantship to a famed college professor. William Shatner (Star Trek), Robin Dunne and Geraint Wyn-Davies costar rated R. A Mighty Heart Angelina Jolie stars in this emotionally wrenching adaptation of the book by Mariane Pearl, whose journalist husband was kidnapped and slain on camera by islamlist militants in Pakistan. Dan Futterman costars with Irfan Khan and Will Patton in this searing chronicle of violence and redemption directed by Michael Winterbottom The Bikini Shop Two brothers inherit a California swim suit emporium and use their new business to different ends: one to build a fortune, the other to meet beautiful girls. Bruce Greenwood, Michael David Wright, Barbara Horan and Debra Blee star in this sex-comedy romp Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 Sequel to the low budget horror smash finds a local entrepreneur (Jeffrey Donovan) profiting from people's fears of a mysterious, bloodthirsty legend-until something lethal follows him and his customers home for some murderous mind games. Kim Director, Erica Leerhsen, Tristine Skyler and Stephen Barker Turner costar in this chilling follow-up from director Joe Berlinger (Paradise Lost) Bravo Two Zero (1999) Sean Bean (Lord of the Rings) stars in this exciting military drama as Andy McNab, a member of the British Special Forces--highly skilled soldiers who get cut off from their command in the Gulf War of 1991 during a mission to destroy Iraqi scud missiles and are forced to make their way into Syria, where their situation only becomes more desperate. Based on author McNab's best-selling, true-life chronicle of the most decorated British patrol since the Boer War. Rated R Creator (1985) Eccentric scientist Harry Wolper (Peter O'Toole) is attempting to clone his beloved dead wife. First, he needs an assistant, Boris (Vincent Spano), secured with the promise of a pretty coed's phone number. Then, he finds an egg donor, a beautiful woman named Meli (Mariel Hemingway), whose beauty and intelligence just might show Dr. Wolper an alternative route to love and happiness. With David Ogden Stiers, John Dehner, Virginia Madsen, Rance Howard. Charming romantic comedy rated R The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course TV's hyperactive Aussie naturalist Steve Irwin stars as himself in this good-natured family adventure that finds the fearless critter wrangler trying to protect an endangered croc - one that has swallowed a top-secret satellite beacon that's being sought by the CIA. Believing the agents to be poachers, Irwin and his wife Terri try to evade their pursuers while getting the scaly reptile to safety in the Outback, adopting a baby kangaroo, and dodging poisonous spiders and snakes in the process. Crikey! The Disorderly Orderly When he flunks out of medical school, a bumbling but well meaning klutz takes an orderly job at a sanitarium, where his chameleon-like tendency to mimic the symptoms of the patients wreaks havoc. Jerry Lewis stars in this classically loony 1960s comedy. Funny Money Chevy Chase stars in this adaptation of the British play about a mild-mannered wax fruit company executive whose accidental briefcase mix-up results in him attempting to steal five million dollars from the Mob during the middle of an increasingly manic surprise party. Penelope Ann Miller and Armand Assante costar in this comical farce. Rated R for Violence, Adult Language & Content Goin' Native: The Indian Comedy Slam This history-making original concert showcases the funniest Native American comedians performing today, gathered together on one stage. Featured alongside host Charlie Hill are Larry Omaha, Howie Miller and four up-and-comers making their mark on the standup scene: Marc Yaffee, Jim Rule, Vaughn Eagle Bear and JR Redwater. Rating TVMA, 80 Mins, Adult Language & Content House of Usher (2007) The former lover of Rick Usher and best friend of his sister Maddy returns to their family home to attend the latter's funeral and discovers the sinister secrets of the Usher clan in this modern adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe's short story starring Izabella Miko, Austin Nichols and Beth Grant. Previous version starred Vincent Price Lars and the Real Girl (2007) His entire town goes along with the delusion when a shy, lonely young man buys a blow-up doll on the internet & begins treating her as his beloved girlfriend in this quirky, Oscar-nominated comedy starring Ryan Gosling, Emily Mortimer, Paul Schneider, Kelli Garner & Patricia Clarkson. Rated PG13 Ninja Cheerleaders Three college students conceal triple identities as cheerleaders, strippers and Ninja assassins while trying to rescue their kidnapped sensei from the Mob in this tongue-in-cheek action comedy starring Trishelle Cannatella, Ginny Weirick, Maitland McConnell, George Takei and Michael Pare. Rated R for Nudity, Violence, Adult Language & Content Rescue Dawn (2006) Christian Bale stars in the true story of Dieter Dengler, a U.S. fighter pilot who was shot down over Laos during the Vietnam War, then escaped from captivity in a brutal POW camp to reach safety after a harrowing trek through the jungle. Steve Zahn and Jeremy Davies costar in this gripping tale of survival, directed by the legendary Werner Herzog. Rated PG13 Scary Movie 2 Hilarious 2001 horror spoof of haunted house and possession movies starring Tim Curry as a creepy professor who invites four students to spend the weekend at his spooky mansion, with ghostly results. Anna Faris and Tori Spelling costar in this lampoon. Andy Richter, James Woods, Veronica Cartwright, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Chris Elliott, and Richard Moll as the Hell House Ghost. Rated R for Violence, Adult Language & Content Scream A box office smash that launched a movie franchise, this horror classic stars Neve Campbell as a grief-stricken teenager who suspects that a fresh rash of teen murders is somehow linked to the mysterious killing of her mother one year ago. Her theory is shared by an ambitious, ruthless tabloid reporter investigating the gory deaths with the aid of a bumbling deputy. Drew Barrymore, Skeet Ulrich, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Rose McGowan, Jamie Kennedy, Matthew Lillard and Liev Schreiber costar in this blockbuster from director Wes Craven. Rated R for Graphic Violence, Adult Language & Content Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (2000) This wacky satire of teen horror spoofs every convention of its vapid genre with broadly funny style, following the efforts of a high school principal (Coolio) and a TV reporter (Tiffani Amber Thiessen) to uncover the truth about a series of slayings on campus. Tom Arnold, Shirley Jones and Jimmie Walker costar in this delightfully absurd lampoon. Rated R for Violence, Adult Language & Content The Spirit A classic comics character inspired this gritty, hard-boiled thriller about a slain cop (Gabriel Macht) whose ghost returns to his hometown to defeat a corrupt, murderous villain called The Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson). Eva Mendes costars in this visually dazzling adaptation rated PG13 Sliver Sharon Stone stars in this adaptation of Ira Levin's novel by screenwriter Joe Eszterhas and director Phillip Noyce. She plays Carly Norris, a recently divorced editor who becomes attracted to two of her new neighbors at a deluxe high-rise apartment building. One (Tom Berenger) is a popular writer, while the other (William Baldwin) is her landlord, a wealthy man hiding an erotic, voyeuristic secret. Polly Walker and Martin Landau costar. Strange Invaders A college professor searching for his missing wife and daughter finds an even bigger mystery in his spouse's hometown, a rural, all-American village overrun by alien invaders from outer space. Paul LeMat, Nancy Allen and Diana Scarwid star in this tribute to '50s-era sci-fi films rated PG. Sum Of All Fears Ben Affleck takes over the role of hero CIA agent Jack Ryan in this box office hit based on the best-selling novel by Tom Clancy. Low-level analyst Ryan is elevated to prominence by his expertise on an obscure strongman (Ciaran Hinds) after the politician's surprising ascendancy to the Russian presidency. But that's just the tip of a very large, very lethal iceberg involving neo-Nazis and a nuclear warhead smuggled into the U.S. by terrorists. Morgan Freeman, Bridget Moynihan and Liev Schreiber costar in this espionage adventure Twilight Saga, The: New Moon The popular "Twilight" movie series continues with this blockbuster second entry in the teen horror saga, which finds Bella (Kristen Stewart) heartbroken over the departure of her true love Edward (Robert Pattinson) while evading a vengeful vampire and befriending Jacob (Taylor Lautner), a classmate with mysteries and secrets of his own.

Twilight Saga, The: Eclipse
On the eve of high school graduation, Bella (Kristen Stewart) is forced to choose between her love for her vampire boyfriend Edward (Robert Pattinson) and her friendship with the werewolf Jacob (Taylor Lautner), while a string of murders ravages Seattle. David Slade directs the third entry in the popular "Twilight" series. Who's Your Caddy? (2007) Denied membership in an exclusive Hamptons country club, the millionaire rapper C-Note (Antwan Andre Patton) pulls off a clever real estate deal that guarantees him admission but also touches off a war with the club's snobby elite. Jeffrey Jones (Stay Tuned), Andy Milonakis and Faizon Love costar in this hilarious comedy of golf, rap, and class tension rated PG13. Zombie Honeymoon (2004) When a beach-front encounter with a zombie during their honeymoon results in a groom with a taste for human flesh, a newlywed bride tries to make the best of a rapidly deteriorating situation in this romantic horror comedy starring Tracy Coogan and Graham Sibley. Rated R for Nudity, Graphic Violence, Adult Language & Content 1408 A short story by Stephen King becomes this horror hit about a travel writer (John Cusack) who spends his nights debunking haunted hotel rooms--until he encounters one legendary site that turns out to be the real, terrifying deal. Samuel L. Jackson & Mary McCormack costar in this chilling adaptation. Rated PG13 for Mild Violence, Adult Language & Content

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Why is the series title called "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" you ask? Penn says the Showtime lawyers told them that if they called a UFO Alien Abduction Therapist a fake or fraud, they could get sued, but if they just called it "Bullshit!" they couldn't sue because that's a personal opinion and everyone is entitled to their opinion in a free country. That's why. Unless you think that explanation by Penn is just BS; some of the episodes are seen on Showtime or Showtime #2

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