CONTENTS |
Lance Story, Part VI | |
Lucious
-Sample ASI Sitcoms
Other Shite
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((The Drunken Ramblings of
Lance-Mun: i know the suspense must be killing you all...so here
it goes. if somebody is confused about my confusing story, talk to me
and il straighten it out. I'm shortening em up, so that they can be
finished sooner, so they're not gonna be as long as the first few. )) The
Departure...Vol. 6 ::
in his chambers, Mojojojo is pacing, with his staff in hand :: :: Rebecca, Ralan, Fire, and Sage land in front of the
Rose Estates :: <Sage> It's huge! <Ralan> ...A rather nice-looking place. I wonder if Lance and the others are inside. <Fire> :: walks over to the door and hits it with his tail :: :: they all stand around...waiting for something to happen :: :: eventually, the door slowly opens, and Uryah, Rose's sister, is standing there. :: <Rebecca> ...Uryah? <Uryah> :: stares at Rebecca, then starts to remember her, and smiles :: Hello!...Hello! Hello! <Rebecca> :: smiles :: How are things? <Uryah> I'm alright! I'm just fine. Sister not fine. Sister's crazier than me! <Ralan> Is Rose alright? <Uryah> :: looks at Ralan :: Who're you? <Ralan> :: nods his head :: Ralan. <Uryah> :: nods :: Uryah. Come in? <Rebecca> Yes...that would be nice. <Uryah> Okies. :: steps aside and lets them all walk in, then shut the door behind them :: :: looks at Sage :: Who's the little one...and the doggy? <Sage> :: looking around, admiring the size :: I'm Sage. <Fire> Fire. Pleasure to meet you. <Uryah> :: nods :: Rose this way. :: they all follow Uryah up a staircase and into a random room, which is Rose's room :: :: Rose sits there shaking. :: <Rose> Mojojojo...evil...stop....him.... :: looks up at them and smiles :: Hello... :: goes blank :: <Uryah> I came for a family visit...but...she's been like this the whole time. Dunno what happened. <Ralan> Did Lance and some others ever come by here? <Uryah> :: shakes her head no :: <Rebecca> Ralan...I thought you said they were coming here. <Ralan> ...I thought they were... <Fire> What happened to Rose? Do you know? <Ralan> Yea. She was half-turned by Mojojojo. She knows more than anyone else, because she remembers what Mojojojo told people when they were already turned. Nobody else will be able to tell us that. But because she was only half-turned, only half of her knows that Mojojojo is wrong, and is trying to stop him, and the other half is hypmotized, and with him. <Rose> :: looks at them and smiles :: Hello...Rebecca...Ralan...would...one...of...you...please...take...me...to...Ryoka? :: stares at nothing and goes blank again :: <Rebecca> ...She must be extremely confused. <Ralan> Yes...but...there's nothing we can do for now. Mojojojo must be after her, so we've got to hide her. <Rebecca> Where? <Fire> We should keep her at my place. The little shack in the middle of no where. That's where I brought Rebecca when she was confused. <Ralan> Yea...Good idea. Then we should definately go back to the Hideaway Home and wait for Lance and the others to get back. Maybe something happened and they're there already. <Rebecca> Yea. That works. <Fire> :: looks at Uryah :: I'm going to take your sister to a place where she's safe. <Uryah> Not without me your not! <Fire> :: blinks, and looks at Ralan and Rebecca, who shrug. looks back at Uryah :: Fine. You come too. <Uryah> :: claps :: Yipee! <Fire> :: rolls his eyes :: Yea. :: Fire gets Rose and Uryah on his back, and takes off for his little shack in the middle of no where :: :: Rebecca, Ralan, and Sage walk to the door, and plan to walk to the Hideaway Home. As they open the door... :: <Rhydin Newspaper Boy> Greetings Residents. Here's an urgent message from the Rhydin News Co. :: hands them a piece of paper and runs away in a hurry :: <Rebecca> :: takes it and reads it out loud, as they step outside and shut the doors :: The Ruler of a kingdom by the name of Ryoka has claimed control over all of Rhydin... *************** <Lance> :: as they were walking in the streets, a Rhydin Newspaper Boy handed them a piece of paper and ran off. Lance reads the paper out loud :: ...Everything of value is to be turned over to the Ryoka troops, and everyone must listen to what the soldiers have to say. Our new king is a monkey by the name of Mojojojo. He claims to bring liberty to all, if we listen to him and do exactly what he says... *************** <Mojojojo> :: grins evily, as he reads aloud the newspaper of his new kingdom :: ...Please give your possessions to the Soldiers that come by your house. Be kind to them. They work hard... ***************
*************** <Chrys>
:: looks down on the ground and kicks some dirt :: Oh dear. *************** :: earlier, at about 2:50... :: :: Ralan, Sage, and Rebecca walk into the Home :: <Rebecca> You know...for as long as I've known Lance...I've never been to his house. <Ralan> Well...here ya are. <Sage> :: points to a body on the couch :: Hey...is that Mystic? :: they all look at him :: <Ralan> :: walks over to Mystic, who's lying motionless on the couch and shakes him :: You alright man? Where's everybody else? <Mystic> :: lays there, still sleeping :: <Rebecca> Forget it Ralan. Something's wrong with him. <Sage> :: looks in a couple doors and comes back to Rebecca and Ralan :: They're not here. Nobody is. <Rebecca> You sure? <Sage> Positive. I just checked all their rooms. <Rebecca> So what are all those rooms for? :: points to all the other doors :: <Sage> Those are for the unfound members of the Legendary Night Family. There's so many of us, so we've got reserved rooms. <Rebecca> :: shrugs :: So where would they be? <Ralan> They went to the All Soul's Inn before they left for the Rose Estates. Maybe something happened there. <Rebecca> Maybe...but...what's Mystic doing here then? :: they all look at him, and Sage shrugs :: <Ralan> We should still check out the Inn anyways. <Sage> I should stay here. That's what my mom told me to do. <Rebecca> Yea..that'd be smart. <Ralan> :: glances at his watch which is going on three :: We don't have much time until Ryoka comes through Rhydin. <Rebecca> Lets go then. Stay here Sage. Tell Mystic where we are if he ever wakes up. <Sage> :: nods :: Good luck. :; Rebecca and Ralan head for the All Soul's Inn with three minutes to get there. Of course they don't make it on time, but they manage to sneak through allies and reach the All Soul's Inn... :: *************** :: Now for Bobert...If you
remember, when he was released at the All Soul's Inn, he disappeared and
went to some other world. ...Here's what happened :: <Krulos> Hello Bobert. How is your mission of world destruction going? <Bobert> :: stands up again and looks at Krulos :: Not well Lord Krulos. Not well indeed. <Krulos> :: frowns :: Why is that? <Bobert> :: frowns :: Well you see, there is this mortal \ immortal \ crackhead named lance, who has foiled my most recent attempt at world domination. <Krulos> :: glances over at his skulls and leans back in his throne, his reply is empty and lacks interest :: ...Lance, you say..... <Bobert> Yes! He's a little bastard, firing mind control beams out of his eyes, and driving me insane with his constant thinking, and thinking and thinking, and thinking, and thinking, and thinking, and thinking, and- :: Krulos flys over to Bobert and bitch slaps him accross the face :: <Bobert> :: looking confused :: yes, so.... you see.... toenail.... leprechan?.... <Krulos> ... :: completly ignores Bobert's last remarke since he is deep in thought :: ...Perhaps you should bring him to me. :: evily grins :: I'll take care of him. :: a screaming is heard from the blackness, and Krulos turns and looks behind him :: Guards! Make her shut up! :: a loud bang is heard...and then more screaming. :: Guards! :: two more loud bangs are heard, and then silence... :: As I was saying... :: looks back at Bobert :: I can take care of him. :: points to The Rack which is floating in the blackness, and then points to a strange torture device, also floating in the blackness :: I've got to get this place organized. I've got machines floating around everywhere. <Bobert> :: looks around :: Indeed. :: thinks about it, then snickers :: Hey, I know, you could cut off his testicles and grind them up in a blender and make him drink them like a kind of testicle soup... you know, with his testicles! <Krulos> :: A blank look appears on his face :: .......no. :: mutters something under his breath about monkeys being idiots and the need to drown them in a pool of lint, Bobert doesn't seem to hear him :: ...To Be Continued |