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Lance Story, Part II | |
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(( Lance-Mun:
and now we continue my wonderful story... )) The Departure...Vol. 2 :: The man starts running at the three of them, as Lance and Nemo slowly realize who he is :: <Lance> Frosty? <Frosty> :: stops half-way to Lance, Nemo, and Mystic, and pounds his mallet on the ground :: I killed it! I killed the cricket! :: starts pounding the mallet on trees and in bushes :: GOTTA KILL! GOTTA KILL THEM ALL! <Mystic> ...Whoa there...calm down. <Nemo> :: looks at Mystic :: He's always like this...He's Malkavian...what can you expect? <Mystic> :: shrugs, and looks back at Frosty :: <Frosty> :: stops his crazy pounding, and drops the mallet :: ...nnnnnnnnnnnnyeh :: shakes his head back and forth, turning back into Ralan :: <Mystic> :: laughs :: What a freak. <Frosty> nnnnnnnnyeh... :: starts to jump up and down, and then stops... :: <Lance> :: looks up at Frosty :: You done? <Ralan> :: shakes his head back and forth :: I need to learn to control that some day. :: twitches his neck :: nnnyeh <Mystic> :: laughs some more :: <Ralan> ...Alright...I'm done now <Nemo> :: laughs a little bit :: Hey Ralan <Ralan> :: gives a nod to Nemo and Lance :: <Lance> Ralan, this is Mystic :: motions his hand to Mystic :: Mystic, this is Ralan/Frosty; he's kinda like two-face. <Mystic> Hey <Ralan> Hi :: pause :: <Ralan> So...what are you guys doing in the forest? <Lance> :: explains to Ralan what's going on :: <Ralan> So you need to kill everybody to change them back to normal, then travel to the abyss and release Hank, so that we can get rid of Mojojojo? <Lance> Exactly. <Mystic> Well, we still don't know what happened to Karadur. <Nemo> Yea...but I guess when we get rid of Mojojojo first, so that Karadur can just come back and restore the throne. <Lance> I guess so. <Ralan> Well...sound's like a big deal. Need help? <Mystic> Yea! We could use all the help we could get. <Ralan> :: nods :: Then I'll come with you. <Lance> Alright, cool. <Nemo> Right now we're on the way to see Lance's sister, Erin. <Ralan> Ah...Erin. I remember her. <Lance> I can guarantee she won't remember you. She's bad with names <Ralan> :: shrugs :: <Mystic> Alright then...let's go. <Lance> ...Ok...well...I don't really know where she is at the moment, but I guess our house would be a safe place to check. <Mystic> Our house? Do you guys live together? <Lance> Well...technically...yes. But nobody really stays in our Hideaway Home now adays anyways. It was meant for the Night family. <Mystic> Oh... :: shrugs :: Might as well check. <Lance> Ya. <Mystic> :: creates a portal in the tree to go straight to the Hideaway Home :: <Nemo> Lez go. :: they all walk through the portal and into the living room of the Hideaway Home :: <Lance> :: points to one of the many doors. :: That's her room. :: they walk up to her door, and see a sign that says :: Moved to Arisnia. Erin <Mystic> Arisnia? When did she move back there? <Lance> :: shrugs :: We kinda lost touch after she got married. <Mystic> Married? <Lance> Yea...to some weirdo named Kapu (yes, Kapu, as in Kapoo) I think he changed his name though since Kapu didn't work out. Me and my sister are kinda fighting at the moment, cuz she married the weirdo. <Mystic> Oh...heh...well...I guess we go to Arisnia then. <Nemo> I guess so. <Lance> ...Ugh. <Mystic> :: creates a portal in the wall of the living room :: :: they all walk through :: :: the portal opened in the wall, and the four of them walked out into Arisnia, along the wall of Erin's new house :: <Mystic> Don't magic just make everything so much more convenient? <Ralan> That is true <Lance> :: smirks :: That is true. :: they walk along to the front of the house, and see two little girls with long, black hair (who look exactly like Erin) playing in the front yard...Shiela and Shayna :: <Shiela> Strangers! :: Sheila and Shayna run up to Lance, Ralan, Nemo, and Mystic :: <Shayna> Got any candy? :: Sage...Shayna's twin brother...runs up to them also :: <Sage> Get out of here! And don't give my sisters any candy! Cuz you're a maaaaaad man! <Shiela> :: giggles :: <Shayna> :: giggles cuz Shiela giggled :: :: Erin's husband, Erik walks out of the house :: <Erik> :: grabs Sage by the shoulder before he can hit one of the men :: Sorry about that. He can be a little over-protective of his sisters. :: picks up Shayna :: So how can I help you guys? <Lance> Uh...yea...I'm Erin's brother. <Mystic> And I'm a friend of Erin's <Erik> :: looks shocked :: Oh! Are you, Thomas, Lance, Xander, Fred, Bob, Alan, Michael, Matthew, Lucas, Jake, Jonathan, Damien, Richard, Seth, Zach, Andrew, Mason, Christopher, Scott, Robin, or Marcus? <Lance> The second one... <Erik> ...The second one...which one was that? Mason, Damien, Michael... <Lance> Ach! Zipit! I'm Lance! <Erik> Oh...yea...Lance...uh, I saw you at the wedding...yea? <Lance> Yep <Erik> ...Mk...well...come on in. :: Shiela and Sage run ahead of Erik into the house :: :: Lance walks into the house. Mystic and the others wait outside :: :: Sage pulls Erin into the room, holding Shiela :: <Lance> :: forces a smile over to Erin :: <Erin> :: forces one back :: <Lance> :: pretend sneezes-Kapu! :: <Erin> :: Scouls at Lance:: <Erik> God bless you. <Lance> :: smirks :: Thanks <Erin> What do you want Lance? <Lance> I don't really want anything, but I gotta friend who wants to see you. <Erin> Fine. Where is this friend? <Lance> :: whistles and looks at the door :: <Erin> What is it, a dog? <Lance> No. I travel with bitches, remember? <Erin> :: gives Lance the death look :: <Mystic> :: walks into the room, followed by Nemo and Ralan :: <Erin> :: smiles :: Mystic, I haven't seen you since I was twelve. :: Nemo and Ralan lean against the wall :: <Mystic> :: smiles back :: Yea, been a while. I came back to Arisnia though you didn't. Shame, shame, shame. :: smirks :: <Erin> :: rolls her eyes :: Oh please, don't act like Lance. Besides, I'm here now aren't? <Lance> :: pretend sneezes-Kaaaaaaaapu! :: <Erik> :: glares at Lance, catching on :: Bless you <Lance> Thanks <Shiela> :: whispers to Erin :: Mommy, I'm hungry. <Erin> :: puts her down and points to Lance :: <Shiela> :: runs at him and grabs his wrist, sinking tiny fangs into his arm :: <Lance> Whoa. I really am a vamp-magnet. <Erin> She's not a vampire. All my children are cursed. Shiela is a soul-keeper, meaning she drinks blood of her victim, and then takes the soul in the end. Sage and Shayna are just vampires. <Lance> Ach! :: pulls his wrist out of her mouth :: Back devil child! <Shiela> :: growls :: <Shayna> :: wiggles out of Erik's arms and runs over to join her sister :: Lets tie him up! <Erin> Easy girls! He's your uncle. :: syncronized blinking :: <Shiela> Which Uncle? <Erin> Uncle Lance. <Shiela> I remember him from when I was a baby. I saw him last when I was ten months old. <Erin> :: looks at Lance :: She's a very intelligent child, don't cha think? :: mutters :: Nothing like you. <Lance> Yea... How did that happen? <Erin> :: pretends to scratch above her eye, and flicks him off :: <Mystic> Alright you two, shut up. It's catching up time. <Lance> Oh, er... that's Nemo, and that's Frosty. I think yall have met, but you can never trust the memory of anyone in the Night family. :: Nemo and Frosty nod to Erin, who returns the nod :: <Sage> Can I kill them now mommy? <Erin> Not now honey, wait till they're outside, so it won't make a mess on the carpet. <Sage> :: nods and steps back :: <Mystic> :: looks at Erin :: Well then... <Erin> ...What is it that you came here for exactly? <Mystic> Uh, I dunno... Just thought It'd b cool to see an old time friend. <Erin> :: smiles :: It was lovely. <Mystic> :: smirks :: Yea, well... looks at Sage, then looks at his watch :: Whoa! Look at the time! <Lance> :: glances at his watch :: Oh my god! How could we have not payed attention to the time? <Nemo and Ralan> :: glance at their watches :: Whoa! Time to go! <Nemo and Ralan> :: run out of the room :: <Sage> :: runs out after them :: :: screaming is heard :: Don't let him get me! <Erin> :: runs out after him :: <Lance and Mystic> :: look at each other, then at Erik :: <Erik> Uh... <Lance and Mystic> :: look at each other again, then bolt out of the room :: :: banging is heard :: <Ralan> Owe! He got my leg! <Erin> No...that's the neighbor's dog. <Ralan> Ahhhh!!! :: twitches his neck :: nnnnyeh <Erik> :: looks at Shiela and Shayna :: <Shiela and Shayna> :: look at Erik :: <Ralan> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyeh :: starts turning into Frosty :: :: Erik, Shiela, and Shayna all exchange glances again :: <Sage> :: pounces on Nemo :: <Erin> :: picks Sage up and takes him into the house :: <Frosty> :: looks at the dog on his leg :: DEVIL DOG! :: picks him up and throws him into the neighbor's yard :: <Lance> :: helps Nemo up :: <Mystic> :: looks at Lance :: Who's idea was it to come here?! <Frosty> iiiiittttt wwwwaaass YOURS! :: runs around in circles :: <Mystic> Oh yea... :: frowns :: <Erin> :: stomps upstairs, holding Sage :: :: Erik, Shiela, and Shayna exchange glances once more :: <Erik> Tea? <Mystic> Well, that didn't really go as planned. <Lance> :: shrugs :: Life sucks, get used to it. <Mystic> :: shrugs :: Well, should we go then? <Lance> Yea, might as well <Frosty> :: running in circles as the sun starts to go down, and then runs into a pole :: :: falls unconscious :: <Nemo> :: looks at Frosty :: Awww man... <Lance> ...Ugh <Mystic> Should we ask them for help? <Nemo> Yea, I guess so... <Lance> Ugh <Nemo> :: picks up Frosty and walks inside :: :: Erik, Shiela, and Shayna just sit there, and watch them, not wanting to start anything :: <Nemo> :: plops Frosty down on their couch and sighs :: <Lance> He passed out. <Erik> ... <Mystic> Can we stay here till he wakes up again? <Shiela> :: hops up and looks at Frosty :: What happened to him? <Nemo> He was running in circles and ran into the flag pole you guys have outside <Shayna> :: giggles :: <Erik> Uh... yea, sure... I guess.. You are part of the family. <Lance> :: nods :: Thanks. <Erin> :: walks back into the living room, followed by Sage :: :: looks at Lance :: Still here? <Lance> :: points at Frosty :: We have to stay here until he wakes up again. <Erin> :: sighs :: Whatever. <Sage> :: looks at Frosty :: Wasn't me. <Mystic> :: smirks :: <Nemo> Well, I guess we'll be off in the morning. I don't want to disturb you. <Erin> :: nods :: I don't mind. <Sage> :: blows some air out his nose :: He took my spot. :: sits down on the floor next to the couch :: <Lance> Sorry bout this. <Erin> It's alright. <Erik> Well then, can I get you guys anything? <Mystic> Naw. I'm fine. <Erik> Alright... well, come get me if you need me. There's cots in the closet. :: stands up from his chair, takes Shiela in one arm and Shayna in the other, and walks out of the room :: <Erin> Goodnight :: follows Erik :: <Sage> :: looks at all of them :: <Lance> :: sits down and looks at Sage :: You alright? <Sage> :: snorts :: I won't be happy till I get my spot back. <Mystic> :: smirks :: Good luck getting it back. Maybe in the morning it'll be free. <Sage> :: shrugs :: I guess I'll just have to sit here till he wakes up. <Lance> Uh, don't you have to get to bed eventually? <Sage> No, Not really. <Nemo> Do vampires never get tired? <Sage> :: shrugs :: I don't get tired. <Mystic> :: gulps :: So while we sleep, you'll be sitting there, watching? <Sage> Yep <Lance> ... <Nemo> Uh... <Sage> Don't worry, I can't get the carpet dirty, remember? :: smirks :: <Lance> Oh, yea... <Sage> I won't do anything. :: lays down on his back :: <Nemo> :: looks at Lance and Mystic :: Lets just get this over with. :: walks over to the closet to pull out a cot :: <Mystic> Good idea. :: gets his cot :: <Lance> Yea, Whatever. In the morning we can go to the castle and look for Bobert. :: grabs his cot and lays down :: <Sage> Goodnight <Lance> Night Sage. Try not to kill anybody, alright? <Sage> I won't. :: the three of them fall asleep after quite a few hours of talking, at about 2 or 3 :: :: Sage stays up, looking at Frosty, waiting for him to wake up. :: :: at around 3:30, Frosty woke up :: <Frosty> :: sits straight up :: Crickets... Gotta kill Crickets... :: falls back to sleep :: <Sage> Ugh... :: at 4, Frosty wakes up again :: <Sage> Frosty, You up? <Ralan> :: lays on the couch, with his eyes closed :: Ralan this time. <Sage> Oh right, You're the one with the split personality. Mom told me about that. <Ralan> :: nods silently :: How can I help you? <Sage> I was hoping you could help me with something. <Ralan> What with? <Sage> I need help with biting my victims. I never seem to do it correctly. <Ralan> Grab the head, bite the neck. Not much to it. <Sage> Yea, well... I haven't had much luck. I was hoping you could take me somewhere so I could practice. <Ralan> Well, you can't just go around biting people. I stick to the forests. Every once in a while you see an elf, and elven blood's my favorite. <Sage> Ok... So when can we start? <Ralan> Well, we have a mission at the moment. We're all kinda busy. <Sage> But I wanna start now! I can't help it! I need to bite someone! <Ralan> You'll be able to control that soon enough, but maybe I can convince Lance and the others on taking you along with us. This way you'd get lots of experience. <Sage> Ooo. Really? Could you do that? <Ralan> Sure. <Sage> Thanks, I'll talk to mom about it. <Ralan> Alright, now let me get some sleep. <Sage> :: runs off :: :: the morning passes, and everyone wakes up :: <Ralan> Hey Lance! <Lance> Yea? <Ralan> Sage asked me last night if he could come with us, so that I could teach him to bite correctly. He won't get in the way... He just wants to come. :: everyone throws their eyes over to Ralan :: ************** <Erin> No! Absolutely not! I will not allow you to go with them! <Sage> Aw, come on. I won't get in any trouble. <Erin> Do you realize what they're doing? They have to go kill about 16 people, travel to the abyss, and defeat an evil King. There's no way I'm letting you get involved! <Sage> :: sulks :: Mom... please? <Erin> :: looks at Sage :: <Sage> I won't get involved. <Erin> Ugh... <Sage> Yay! Thanks mom! :: runs out of the room :: <Erin> What? Hey! I didn't say you could :: sighs :: <Sage> :: runs into the living room where Lance, Mystic, Ralan, and Nemo are :: I can go! <Ralan> :: smiles :: Alright, we'll get out to the forest as soon as possible. <Lance> Ugh... <Sage> ..Huh? <Erin> :: walks in :: <Lance> :: looks at Erin :: <Erin> :: looks at Lance :: Maybe it's best if I went too. <Lance> What? <Erin> You guys are doing something big, and you might need my help. <Mystic> ..Hmm... <Nemo> It is a good idea... <Lance> Yea, I guess so <Sage> Yay Mom! <Erin> :: looks at them :: Shall we get goin then? <Lance> First we're visiting Bobert. <Erin> :: nods :: Alright. I'll go tell Erik and the others. :: walks off :: <Ralan> Well, This little adventure may turn into a huge ordeal. <Lance> Yea, really... To Be Continued... |
