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Words from Lance-Mun: As I already told you, I am leaving AOL...and this
is my never-ending story line. I had quite some time to sit and think of
a boring plot...so bare with me. Read it slow or I can guarantee u won't
get it...reading it over, I barely get it. hehe, maximize it to get da
full effect of my multi-colored script. You probably won't be seeing
Lance anymore after this...but I'm still around, and the story will
eventually be finished. )) The Departure...Vol. 1 :: Lance leaves the All Soul's Inn early one night, and is walking alone on the streets :: :: A hooded man slowly catches up to him :: <Man> Lance... <Lance> :: turns around and stares at the strange man :: can i help you? :: Man doesn't speak, but he lifts hand in the air towards Lance, and Lance is short of breath :: :: Lance stumbles back searching for breath...and eventually falls unconscious :: :: The Man removes his hood...revealing Nemo's face :: *************** :: Lance wakes up on a cold, stone floor of a dungeon :: <Lance>...What the... :: slowly gets up to his feet :: <Guard> Mornin' :: smirks :: have a nice sleep? <Lance> What's going on? <Guard> ...If i told you that...we'd all be way too bored... :: silence :: <Lance> Where am I? <Guard> This is the Ryoka Dungeon... <Lance> Ryoka?...Why does Karadur want me in the Dungeon? <Guard> Karadur? Who's Karadur? <Lance>...The king of Ryoka...you know...Karadur. How could you not know Karadur? <Guard> :: laughs :: You've been hugely misinformed...Mojojojo's been the ruler of Ryoka for quite some time now. I've never even heard or Karadur. <Lance> ...Mojojojo?...You mean that evil monkey? :: Footsteps are heard...and Nemo, still in his hooded cloak, walks into the Dungeon from the twisting staircase, and stops in front of Lance's chamber :: <Nemo> :: laughs and takes off his hood :: <Lance> Nemo! What's going on!? <Nemo> :: evil grin :: Lance... :: looks at the guard and signals him to unlock the door :: <Guard> :: walks over to the chamber door and unlocks the door :: <Lance> :: walks out and looks at Nemo :: <Nemo> :: looks at Lance :: :: waves for Lance to follow him and walks up the twisted stair case :: <Lance> :: ...looks at the guard :: <Guard> :: shrugs :: Good luck... <Lance> :: shrugs and follows Nemo :: *************** :: Inside Mojojojo's castle...previously Karadur's castle...is Mojojojo sitting on a large throne...which he barely takes up 3/8s of...perched on top of ten stairs with a large staff...much bigger than the evil monkey himself...in his hand :: :: Nemo and Lance reach the top of the stairs and immediately enter the throne room :: :: Guards are positioned all along the walls :: <Nemo> :: walks in and bows :: <Lance> :: walks in behind Nemo and looks around the room...getting the idea it'd be pretty stupid to try to run or attack :: <Mojojojo> BOW DOWN BITCH! I AM MOJOJOJO! FOR YOU ARE NOT MOJOJOJO! I AM MOJOJOJO! <Lance> :: shakes his head and mutters... :: Evil monkey from hell :: bows :: :: Nemo and Lance stop bowing and stand, looking at Mojojojo :: <Mojojojo> :: yells :: Faithful servant of Mojojojo! Come! :: Sophi runs into the room :: <Lance> :: eyes bug out :: Sophi?! <Sophi> Here I am my lord. :: bows :: <Lance> Sophi!? What are you doing?! <Mojojojo> Fetch me Elven Brains! <Sophi> Right away <Lance> ... :: gives up :: ...Wow, this sucks <Sophi> :: goes through the door she came in through :: <Mojojojo> :: looks back at Lance :: Now...for your punishment... <Lance> ...Huh?...Punishment?...I didn't even do anything. <Mojojojo> :: laughs :: Well...not anything that you noticed. I got everyone else except for you and one other...and now your mine! For I am Mojojojo! And I will rule the world! <Lance> ...Oh lordy. :: All of a sudden, Mystic, the Arisnian Mage, appears :: <Mojojojo> Whoa...what the...Who are you? I am Mojojojo! You cannot come in here! I am Mojojojo! <Lance> Mystic! I haven't seen you in ages! <Nemo> :: confused :: ...Lance :: electric rays shoot out from Nemo's fingers towards Lance :: <Mystic> :: water rays shoot out of Mystic's fingers and block Nemo's rays...and then send Nemo into electric shock :: <Nemo> :: falls down and twitches on the floor :: <Mojojojo> Hey! <Lance> :: starts jogging over to the door :: Come on! Let's get out of here! <Guards> :: just stand there...not seeming to notice what's going on :: <Mojojojo> :: mutters... :: Damn inflatable Guards <Mystic> :: Glares at Mojojojo...then turns and looks at Nemo, and slowly walks towards him :: <Lance> ...What are you doing? Nemo's with them! <Nemo> :: stops twitching and opens his eyes a little bit :: ...Whoa...Karadur...What's going on? :: leans up and looks at the throne to see Mojojojo :: Hey! You're not Karadur! <Mojojojo> :: frowns and smacks his forehead :: :: walks out of the room :: <Mystic> :: bends over and pulls Nemo up to his feet :: Come on! <Lance> ...Alright...this is way too confusing...Are we supposed to be going for the evil monkey? <Mystic> :: looks at Lance :: ...not yet... <Nemo> What the hell's goin on? <Mystic> Shut up you two and come with me... :: runs out of the room :: :: Lance and Nemo look at each other and shrug...then they both run out...following Mystic :: *************** :: Lance and Nemo follow Mystic out into the middle of the Rhydin Forest....as far from Ryoka as possible....where they rest and camp:: <Lance> Mystic...What the hell's goin on? I haven't seen you for 300 and somethin years...and all of a sudden u show up, knowing everything. <Nemo> Yea...explain. <Mystic> Ugh...ok...here's how it goes. Last night at the All Soul's Inn, Hank the Demonic Chicken came in and started causing trouble. Bobert called on King Cricket to come and save the day. Of course, Hank can't defeat the Cricket King...no matter how many times he tried...and he knew that. <Nemo> Yea Yea...I was there for that part. And how do you know this anyways? <Mystic> Well...Lance left early...so this is for him. If you remember Lance, nearly everyone was at the Inn that night. Xia, Sophi, Dru, Chrys, Xander, Bobert, Nemo, Rebecca, Vegeta, Tifa, Glare, Dru, Rose, Caitrin, Matthias, Starr, Aly, and Odin. <Lance> :: nods :: <Mystic> ...Mk...so, Hank knew he couldn't beat King Cricket, so he told everyone to think of the worse...most evil creature or thing they could think of...and he would bring it to life and have that creature help him defeat King Cricket. Of course, nobody can help think of the worse thing possible... <Lance> ...Lemme' guess. Sophi thought of Mojojojo. <Mystic> Bingo. Mojojojo...with his search of world domination...overpowered King Cricket and Hank the Demonic Chicken...and sent them to the abyss! Then he overpowered every Soul in the Inn...except for one...who escaped while Mojojojo wasn't looking. <Lance> Who? <Mystic> ...Bobert...the flying monkey. <Lance> :: laughs :: Bobert's the only one who got away? <Mystic> :: nods :: He went searching for you...but couldn't find you anywhere. Then he found this on the floor...your Biography... <Lance> Oh...er...I must have dropped it. :: grabs it back :: <Mystic> :: nods again :: He read it and came to Arisnia. <Lance> ...And all this happened in one night? <Mystic> Shut up and go along with it. :: silence :: <Mystic> Then Mojojojo traveled to Ryoka and banished Karadur...where he banished him to, I don't know. He cast a spell on all the employees of the castle, and had them believe that Mojojojo was the real King...and made sure they didn't remember a thing about Karadur. <Nemo> I don't remember any of this. All I know is I was in the room with everyone, and then I woke up on the floor of Karadur's Chambers. <Mystic> :: nods :: Mojojojo brain washed you, and if you were ever killed, then your life would be spared, and you'd be brought back to normal. I guess I would have killed you with the water against electricity attack, but instead it brought you back to being yourself. <Nemo> Eh? <Mystic> :: laughs :: He put a bad spell on you. He made it so that you would never fully understand what was going on...and made sure you were always hunting down Lance...so you would bring Lance to him...which you did. :: laughs :: And all you could say was "Lance." <Nemo> Eh? <Mystic> Heh...Nevermind. Well, as I was saying. Bobert came to Arisnia and talked to the King. He figured that since you were the only one besides the little monkey that made it out, then you'd have to help stop Mojojojo, and rescue the rest of your friends. I volunteered to help, and teleported to the Throne Room...apparantely just in time before Mojojojo turned you onto his side, too. <Lance> :: nods :: So...we have to kill everybody to bring them back on our side...then how do we get rid of Mojojojo? <Mystic> ...Ah...here's the tricky part. Only Hank can get rid of Mojojojo, since he's the one who brought him here. <Nemo> ...So in other words...we are screwed up the ass. <Lance> Wait...I think I know someone who can help us bring back Hank. :: Mystic and Nemo look at Lance :: <Lance> ...Yea...the first day I met Matthias, there was a weirdo that ran into the Inn saying he wanted his wife back from hell, and Matthias was able to help...if I remember correctly...even though I really shouldn't trust my piece 'a shit memory. <Mystic> Well...the Abyss and Hell are kinda different. <Lance> Shut up...not anymore. He can do it, we just need to turn him first. <Mystic> Sure...whatever. :: they all look at each other :: <Nemo> ...What now? <Mystic> ...Uh... <Lance> ...Who wasn't turned? <Mystic> Oh yea! Your sister wasn't turned! I haven't seen her in a while... <Lance> Oh...right...yea...my sister. <Mystic> Yea! <Lance> ...Yea... <Nemo> :: shrugs :: Wanna visit her then? <Mystic> Yea! <Lance> ...Uh... <Mystic> Let's go! :: hops up :: <Lance> ...Ugh... :: stands up :: <Nemo> :: hops up...then squints, trying to see something moving in the distance :: What's that? :: points to a shadow running through the trees :: :: There is moving of bushes and little war crys...and then...silence... :: <Mystic> What the hell? :: Then a man jumps out from behind a tree and stares at them, waving a rubber mallet above his head...with razor sharp teeth, and one weird ass hair do :: <Man> GOTTA KILL! GOTTA KILL THEM ALL! To Be Continued... |
