Cloud Up My Reasoning

Quotes = them, italics = us, so read on.

Adam Quotes:

What he never leaves home without..."My cosmetic bag, that would be my answer, because I got so much sh*t goin' on between oxys and hairsprays and f*ck it, I'm the biggest b*tch you know"
Wait, shouldn't this be Paul's quote? Someone is confused.

"You know how we're going to combat this 'faceless band' theory? By making every single person in the United States love us."
Oh so only the people in the US count hey Adam? very diplomatic.

"Elvis was probably the coolest though... saw him last month in Salt Lake City pumping gas"
Past/present tense in the same sentence? Who here failed english?


Brian Quotes:

"The record company would kill us for saying it, but we almost want to tell fans when we meet them. Stop buying the record so we can go in and make the next one."
OH MY GOD! He talks!

"I got a speeding ticket on the Merritt Parkway too."
We still can't believe he talks.


Kyle Quotes:

"I'm a loser, but you can lie to me."
My mother told me not to lie...your a loser!

"Critics don't like us, because there's nothing for them to latch on to and write about. No one in the band is dying of a heroin addiction...we're just out there playing."
No, you may not be, but yer certainly trying out for the part with your unshowered self!

"The oxygen has arrived!"
Your smell getting to you?

"Don't just hear it, feel it"
Is that what you say to all of the girls?

"That reminds me, I need to get a manicure."
I swear this should be in Paul's section. What's with everyone trying to hide the fact that Paul's the femme by saying stuff like this?


Paul Quotes:

"I love dressing up in drag cause it's kinda like my everyday."
We know paul, we know!

"I've never been in jail… I've never done anything man. I'm a loser.I wanna go to jail…I got locked in a closet once. That was about it."
aww...Paul, you don't want to go to jail...your so pretty you'll be someone's b*tch the second you step foot in there.

"Kyle has the best looking ass out of the entire band, and as a band our goal is to each have an ass like Kyle"
umm, Paul, What are you doing looking at Kyle's ass?

"If I dont massage Robs feet after a show I get fired"
Yeah, I bet you look awfully cute in that little massuese dress Paul, probably shows off yer legs!

"We're the most pansy band in rock and roll."
It's all thanks to you Paul dear!

"My name is Rob Thomas, and I'm very pretty!"
No, your name is Paul Doucette but yes you are very pretty!

"This is the first time I've worn a skirt, It's pretty comfortable, but as a drummer I couldn't play in it because I can't seperate my legs."
First time Paul? aren't you forgetting the massuese dress?? As a drummer you can't play in it?...so you plan to wear it again, so our cross dressing theory is true.

Asked when the next cd will come out, he said "When he gets cuter" (referring to Rob)
We're still trying to figure out if his fixation with Rob is a crush or just hero-worshiping

"They kicked our ass" (Spice Girls)
I wouldn't be admitting that if I were you.

"Stay in school, they gots all the good dope."
dope? this explains so much.

"Don't take yourself too seriously."
How are we supposed to...you wear dresses! And we dont take you seriously.

"Don't I make a pretty girl?"
*smiles* we don't have to say anything for this one

"They can't see me on the radio....I am 6'7"...you can tell by my manly voice!"
Yeah and I really look like Barbie, you can tell by the way I type

"Nothing makes you feel energized like the word SPOON."
SPOON!...nope, nothing

"Rob, like, used to work at a zoo and he'd get off everyday at 3am and he'd find himself, you know, a little animal that, you know, he took to his liking and kinda, you know, have his little fun....but it always happened at 3am, that's the weird thing."
Reality or Paul's fantasy?

"Never grow up."
literally and physically

"I heard on the internet that I'm gay...yeah, that's what it says on the internet....me and Rob both are gay....I think we're gay lovers...right on.....thanks for the press."
wait, are you admitting it?

"First we were gonna get a pig. It was gonna be a big, giant, purple pig that Rob was gonna be walking down the street. But it was raining that day. And then I was watching MTV and I was like, man, I saw way too many pigs, forget the pig."
What has he been smoking?

" Armadillos can't walk on a bowling alley floor."
How does he know that? And I'm afraid to find out.


Rob Quotes:

"There are only two things you need in life...money...and condoms."
Yes, we know you need money for the hookers, and condoms 'cause you don't know where the hookers has been, good thinking Rob!

"This one goes out to the b*tch who took all my clothes to the Good Will" -Rob talking about "Back 2 Good"
which b*tch would that be?

"This song is about f*cking around, f*cking up, and getting pretty f*cking good at it!" -Rob talking about "Damn"
this song is about Rob's life

"I'd like to thank my mom for giving birth to me, so I can wear tight pants."
and thanks to you for your *ss looking so good in those tight pants

"Right now, we're not wearing a d@mn thing... we're free baby and loving every minute of it!"
pick up line?

"You can spit shine me all you want, but I'm still the same old piece of tin."
*spit*...yup still the same old tin

"We're not a very good band, but we try! And we're spunky dressers!"
not spunky enough we say!

"After I finish this song, you will only say...what a pittiful bastard"
This song, we say that after every song

"Canada is like bizarro world. Everything is the same, like this Wendy's cup except there are these inconspicuous little Canadian flags everywhere you look"
paranoid?

"Running away from my girlfriend" when a fan asked Rob how he lost the weight
more like running after your girlfriend 'cause she wouldn't give you none lookin like that!

"The whole concept of 'yourself or someone like you' is that people are supposed to deal with their friends and their family and their relationships in a similar way. There's similarity in everyone's emotions."
don't you mean similarity in everyone who smokes the same stuff you do?

"I wouldn't be more surprised if I sprouted wings out my @ss and flew around the room"
What have you been smoking?

"This is my Elvis guitar. It's never let me down, it's never done me wrong..... and I'm talking outta my @ss!"
Yes, yes you are

something he never leaves home without "my condoms, nah, just kidding"
really, he's not kidding

"We like alcohol, it makes everyone all loose"
Yes we know Rob, you like it just a little too much

"Our whole next album is going to be mad, phat rhymes, kickin' hip hop grooves. It'll be exactly the same record, we're just gonna rap it."
Yo, homey it's about time you repesent and put phat rhymes to your phat beats it makes me wanna put on my addis and kangol hat and break dance.

"The album is not depressing. It was meant to be a celebration of getting through, surviving, and being on the upswing of things. For me, these are happy songs."
happy songs about f*cking up? hmm...whats wrong with this picture?

"Kyle, I would reach my hand down your pocket anytime, because I think you're a sexy man, with a big guitar."
Paul's section?

"Don't grab someone's *ss when they're not looking"
what Rob thinks to himself

"All we could do is play and play and play, and do the best we possibly can, and try to never get caught with a dead hooker in a hotel room."
This one stands on it's own

"It's okay to look like an idiot from day to day, but I don't want to be remembered like one forever!"
Too late

"You know, a brooding, angst-ridden, and misunderstood musician. Dark colors seem to fit the profile better."
happy songs about f*cking up? hmm...whats wrong with this picture?

"Everyone in the band is still just a jerk, just like regular guys. It makes them more fun to be with. And nobody's developed any weird rock star fungus, or anything."
nah, you guys all had that fungus before you were rock stars!

"Ohh, mama!"
what Rob said when he saw the hughest pair breast he has ever seen

"Look at my penis and fear me!"
we're looking....we're not seeing

"I'm like borderline b*tch."
Yet another Paul quote in the wrong place

"I have to pee, but I don't want to go anywhere!"
So we take it you have your Depends on

"We have to sing the song my way, because I'm a potty mouth."
you kiss your mother with that mouth?

"This is Joey. He kicks *ss... I figured I'd introduce him cause he's part of our family now, and we like that family sh*t... yeah... that family sh*t."
family and sh*t in the same sentence, yup he's really talking out of his *ss now.

"Good God, you guys are feisty, but I like that."
what he says every night after the show in his hotel room.

"This is about f*cking up so many times you start to get good at it."
yet, another song about your life Rob

"Man, we make enough money, we don't need your nickels! But thanks anyway."
We try to help you and you just throw it back at us, now we help no more, when you need nickels, oh no we won't be there, find your own nickels, nickel boy!



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