DAMN (a song for Kyle)
Kyle really smells, well
don't it make you wanna think damn
you can smell him from a mile
don't that make you wanna scream damn
what's the matter Kyle
don't you think soap is good enough
maybe some paint thinner will break the dirt down
but he still refuses instead
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all this time i knew he lied
and he never will
he's smells so bad, i thought i was gonna die
and i can't sit still
things got turned around
he didn't have time to shower now, damn
can't eat, can't sleep
his smell is getting bigger now, damn
what's the matter Kyle, don't you use shampoo enough
this old stain is hard to get out
you can leave your underwear at the door
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and there's nothing at all
yeah there's nothing at all
well there's nothing at all
to make him change his mind
this old house got smelly
ever since you got here, damn
I told you to take a shower
but your afraid of water now, damn
what's the matter Kyle
soap would take that smell right out
and shampoo will do wonders to your hair
but he said he rather drop dead
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he said he can't find
a soap that he likes
but I bet he will
he's taking his time, and and he'll shower all night
but he'll never will
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PUSH (a song for Adam)
He said, I don't know how I got this old right now
I'm a little bit rusty, and I think my arthritis is kicking in
and I don't know when I've been really young
and my false teeth are missing, and I think my knees are going to give
and I'm a little bit angry, well
this ain't over, no not here, not while I still need my walker around
It really helps me, get to places
yeah, and I can really roll it
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I wanna push it around, I will, I will
I wanna push it down, that hill, that hill
I need to get the wheels oiled
I really need to get the wheels oiled, yeah I will, I will
he said he don't know where I left my false teeth
'cause I think im losing my memory, and i forgot what i was gonna tell ya
and I don't know what I really wanted to tell ya
and now it's really bugging me
now my face looks perplexed
and it's really wrinkly
don't just stand there, help me find them
I've been searching, and I can't find it, but you
have better luck then me, and I can't change that
I can't wait anymore at all
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oh but don't bowl me over
just wait a minute my walker is kinda old and it get so crazy, crazy
don't rush me baby, 'cause this walker is crazy
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