Spike-"If every vampire that said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock."

Buffy-"Do we really need weapons for this?"
Spike-"I just like them. They make me feel all manly."

Dru-"Do you like daisies? Hm. I plant them but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies."

Spike-"How's the annoying one?"
Dru-"He doesn't want to play."

Spike-"The bird's dead Dru. You left in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one."

Dru-"Bless me father for I have sinned"

Dru-"Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?"
Spike-"Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet."

Ford-"I wanna be like you...A vampire."
Spike-"I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. Can I eat him now love?"

Spike-"Some people find pain...very inspirational."

Willy-"What're you gonna do with him anyway?"
Spike-"I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know."

Dru-"You've been a very bad daddy."

Dru-"Bite your tongue! They used to eat cake, and eggs, and honey, until you came and ripped their throats out."

Dru-"Say uncle. Oh, that's right. You killed my uncle."

Spike-"Another five minutes though, and Angel will be dead, so I forebear. Don't feel too bad for Angel though. He's got something you don't have."
Buffy-"What's that?"
Spike-"Five minutes."

Dru-"It will be the best party ever."
Spike-"Why's that?"
Dru-"Because it will be the last."

Spike-"Yeah...that'll work. Now say pretty please."

Spike-"Uh, you're not clear on the concept pal, there is no instead, just first and second."

Spike-"What's Big Blue doing anyway?"
The Judge-"I am preparing."
Spike-"It's interesting to me that preparing looks a great bit like sitting on your ass."

Dru-"Oh Angel, it's still warm."

Dru-"Oh, your face is a poem, I can read it."

Angel-"Dear Buffy, I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards."
Spike-"Why don't you rip out her lungs? That might make an impression"
Angel-"Lacks...poetry."
Spike-"It doesn't have to. What rhymes with 'lungs'?"

Spike-"Are you insane? We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' beds."

Spike-"If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new improved one is not playing with a full sack."

Spike-"It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."

Dru-"I'll sleep naked. Like the animals."

Dru-"The Slayer. It's time,Angel. She's ready for you now. She's dancing. Dancing with death."

Spike-"You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated."
Angel-"I'm the one who was freakin' violated. You didn't have this thing in you."
Dru-"What was it? A demon?"
Angel-"Love."

Dru--"I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth."

Spike--"It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."

Spike--"Someone wasn't worthy."

Buffy--"What do you want?"
Spike--"I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world."
Buffy--"Okay, you do remember that you're a vampire, right?"

Spike--"We like to talk big... vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got...dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square."

Buffy--"All right, talk."
Spike--"First I'm going to kill him."
Buffy--"Ahem!"
Spike--"Oh, right."

Spike--"What, your Mom doesn't know?"
Joyce--"Know what?"
Buffy--"That I'm, uh...in a band. A rock band...with Spike here."
Spike--"Right. She plays the-the triangle..."
Buffy--"...Drums."
Spike--"Drums, yeah. She's hell on the old skins, you know."

Joyce--"Have we met?"
Spike--"You hit me with an ax one time. Remember? Uh, 'Get the hell away from my daughter!'"
Joyce--"Oh. So, do you, uh, live here in town?"

Buffy--"She killed Kendra."
Spike--"Dru bagged a Slayer? She didn't tell me. Good for her!"
Buffy--(nothing)
Spike--"Though not from your perspective, I suppose."

Spike--"You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet."

Spike--"Uh, Drusilla..."
Angel--"Honey..."
Spike--"We are finished here, ducks."
Dru--"Sorry. I was in the moment."

Spike--"Painful, isn't it?"

Spike--"I don't want to hurt you, baby. (He decks Drusilla) Doesn't mean I won't."