Dru-"Psst...we're going to destroy the world...want to come?"
These two have some of the greatest quotes on the show. Here is a random list of the ones I like the most.
Gratifying much? *lol*
Spike-"If every vampire that said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock."
Buffy-"Do we really need weapons for this?"
Dru-"Do you like daisies? Hm. I plant them but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies."
Spike-"How's the annoying one?"
Spike-"The bird's dead Dru. You left in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one."
Dru-"Bless me father for I have sinned"
Dru-"Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?"
Ford-"I wanna be like you...A vampire."
Spike-"Some people find pain...very inspirational."
Willy-"What're you gonna do with him anyway?"
Dru-"You've been a very bad daddy."
Dru-"Bite your tongue! They used to eat cake, and eggs, and honey, until you came and ripped their throats out."
Dru-"Say uncle. Oh, that's right. You killed my uncle."
Spike-"Another five minutes though, and Angel will be dead, so I forebear. Don't feel too bad for Angel though. He's got something you don't
have."
Dru-"It will be the best party ever."
Spike-"Yeah...that'll work. Now say pretty please."
Spike-"Uh, you're not clear on the concept pal, there is no instead, just first and second."
Spike-"What's Big Blue doing anyway?"
Dru-"Oh Angel, it's still warm."
Dru-"Oh, your face is a poem, I can read it."
Angel-"Dear Buffy, I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards."
Spike-"Are you insane? We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' beds."
Spike-"If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new improved one is not playing with a full sack."
Spike-"It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."
Dru-"I'll sleep naked. Like the animals."
Dru-"The Slayer. It's time,Angel. She's ready for you now. She's dancing. Dancing with death."
Spike-"You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated."
Dru--"I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth."
Spike--"It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."
Spike--"Someone wasn't worthy."
Buffy--"What do you want?"
Spike--"We like to talk big... vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over
a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got...dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking
around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real passion for destruction. Angel
could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square."
Buffy--"All right, talk."
Spike--"What, your Mom doesn't know?"
Spike-"I just like them. They make me feel all manly."
Dru-"He doesn't want to play."
Spike-"Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet."
Spike-"I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. Can I eat him now love?"
Spike-"I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know."
Buffy-"What's that?"
Spike-"Five minutes."
Spike-"Why's that?"
Dru-"Because it will be the last."
The Judge-"I am preparing."
Spike-"It's interesting to me that preparing looks a great bit like sitting on your ass."
Spike-"Why don't you rip out her lungs? That might make an impression"
Angel-"Lacks...poetry."
Spike-"It doesn't have to. What rhymes with 'lungs'?"
Angel-"I'm the one who was freakin' violated. You didn't have this thing in you."
Dru-"What was it? A demon?"
Angel-"Love."
Spike--"I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world."
Buffy--"Okay, you do remember that you're a vampire, right?"
Spike--"First I'm going to kill him."
Buffy--"Ahem!"
Spike--"Oh, right."
Joyce--"Know what?"