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   Humor
Are you over crazed by DB/Z/GT?
Here are the symptoms that tell you that you are...
1. You claim that you have a power level.
2. You think you can do any move that the Z Warriors can.
3. You put a flash light over your head making your hair glow thinking that your are a Super Saiyan.
4. You fight your friends thinking you will get stronger like a Saiyan does.
5. You fight your little brother telling him that you turned into a Super Saiyan making him lose automatically.
6. You try to fuse with someone making sure it doesn't work.
If you match these steps you need help and none of it is true so stop thing that way.

Weird Fusion
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Piccolo + Kakarotto [Goku] = Picarotto
Krillen + Kakarotto [Goku] = Krilotto
Vegeta + Dende = Degeta
Piccolo + Vegeta = Veccolo
Dende + Kakarotto [Goku] = Dekarotto
Tein + Piccolo = Pien


Conversations That Never Happened...
Krillin to Shenron
[Krillin] - Eternal Dragon... I wish to be a full blooded Saiyan.

Goten to Vegeta
[Goten] - Vegeta since my daddy is never around can you be my dad.

Bulma to Vegeta
[Bulma] - Hey Vegeta, you don't even try to be a father figure, I want you to pay child support.

Vegeta to Goku
[Vegeta] - Goku how did you turn Super Saiyan 3?

Bulma to Yamcha and Vegeta
[Bulma] - If you two like me so much, why don't you fight and the strongest one wins my heart.

Brolly to Vegeta
[Brolly] - Since we hate Goku so much lets get him!

Mr. Popo to Z Fighters
Since I have immortality, how about if I just fight everyone for now on.