Fathers are like having a day-old helium balloon around the house
Gawker take note, Jerry Seinfeld was spotted here
over the weekend and offered his glimpse of fatherhood. "Why would you want
someone in your house who craps in his pants while looking you in the face and
even smiling about it a little?" Fathers, he concluded, are like having
a day-old helium balloon around the house: "It's just hanging
out, floating somewhere between the floor and the ceiling. The rest of the
family has to decide, 'Do I play with it, pop it? Why is it even here?' "
Source: steve barnes, times
union, (albany, ny)
Updated: Monday, 19 March 2007 9:00 PM EDT
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