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Houghton College

Laura, me, and Joy
People like Laura and Joy make Houghton a great place.

Welcome to the Houghton part of my webpage. This section has grown to be a pretty big part of my webpage. However, for you Houghton kids, this isn't the only section that's interesting. But you already knew that. Afterall, I am a funny guy, whether I'm at Houghton or somewhere else.

Houghton's changing. I can feel it in the brown water...Probably the biggest highlight of the 2002-2003 year was the debut of Houghton Safety Patrol. In addition to their comic video episodes, the HSP debuted with the feature film: Lord of the Worms. If you would like to purchase a copy of this exciting film, drop an email to nicholas.ruiz@houghton.edu with the subject heading: "Order: LOTW." It costs only a dollar and proceeds go to our future feature films.

Aside from my advertising, there are many things worth seeing on this page. For the rising freshmen, be sure to pay close attention to this section. It will teach you invaluable information on how to enjoy your Houghton experience. It will also make you want to hang out with me more often. But that's a given.

To everyone: be sure to click on each of the pictures and read the incredible stories...especially the ones that can be best described by the pictures taken. This is not some simple online photo album: this is art and adventure in the making. Enough with my editorial. It is time for you to behold the Houghton section for yourself. And while you're checking it out, remember this important message:

Enjoy the tacos.

2002-2003:

Ideas straight from the fingers of [Houghtoners]
Learn about [Swansonomics]
Fun in the [Cafeteria]
[Soymilk!]

2003-2004:

My, my, aren't we anxious? Somebody can't get enough of Houghton! The year hasn't begun yet, but rest assured that when it does, they'll be something special right here for you. In the meantime, chill out, go back a year, and collect $200 dollars from financial aid. Tell them I sent you.


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