Me: "Yes! I have soymilk today!"
Charles: "What's your obsession with soymilk, anyway?"
Caleb: "What's up with the color anyway?"
Me: "I'm allergic to milk, and Lactaid sucks. That's why I drink soymilk. I call it 'funny juice.' "
Greg: "Where does it come from, anyway?"
Me: "Soybeans, stupid. SOYmilk comes from SOYbeans."
Greg: "Yeah, I know, but how does it become milk?"
Charles: "Haha, they grind it up into a liquid!"
Me: "That must be one special grinder, cuz it would be all chunky otherwise."
Caleb: "Then how do you make soymilk, Nick?"
Me: "Simple, you milk it."
Charles: "Milk it? It's not an animal!"
Me: "So what! Maybe God made the soybean extra-special."
Greg: "Haha, you're crazy."
Caleb: "How would you milk a soybean?"
Me: "Just like you milk a cow...Use the nipple."
Charles: "The nipple?? Soybeans don't have nipples."
Me: "They're 'legumes...' that means 'nipples.' "
Caleb, Greg, and Charles: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
John: "I just looked up a recipe for soymilk. Now we can make some!"
Me: "Oh, we'll do that one night..."

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