Once upon a time, there was a girl named Daniella Knapp. As a teenager, growing up in an ever-changing world, she had a distorted view on society. This was not uncommon, however. Many people nowadays do not know all of the truth in the world. This can cause them to develop biases and prejudices against things that they do not understand. Danie was no exception. She had a hatred inside; a burning anger focused entirely on dandelions. But why dandelions? Aren't they just simple yellow flowers that beautify many lawns around the world? Not to her; to her, the dandelion was a weed.
Sadly, her feelings against dandelions would never change. She would never see that dandelions were a race that had long struggled for survival against many prejudiced people like Danie. The dandelions fight an endless war on many lawn fronts. They have been gassed, sprayed with toxic poisons that can be compared to nuclear waste, and viciously ripped out of the homes they lived in for so long. Why? Because their enemies think the world would be a more beautiful place without them.
Children are born without such a bias; rather, they enjoy the presence of dandelions. However, their parents teach them to hate and to destroy the flowers they love. Needless to say, Danie will grow up to be such a parent.
On the battle front of Houghton College, the dandelions' stronghold was being hard pressed by men with machines of mass destruction -- lawn mowers. In a desperate attempt to thwart the massacre, the dandelion knights were forced to take hostages. Under the command of Sir Dandy Lionheart, valiant knights went into dangerous areas to take other flowers hostage. The enemy wouldn't dare attack for risk of ruining the civilians they loved.
This brought Sir Lionheart into the cafeteria. Completely surrounded by the enemy, Dandy Lionheart seized a flower that stood harmlessly on the table and put a knife to its throat. "Back off, or the flower gets it!" The enemy backed off, except for Danie. With a hatred that burned hotter than motor oil, she viciously took hold of Sir Lionheart and threw him on the conveyor belt to his watery death. His screams were heard by the whole cafeteria, as he was drowned in the dish sink. With an evil smirk, Danie carried on with her daily activities.
Meanwhile, a messenger ran to the dandelion barracks with the news. Sir Dandelion was dead. After mourning for what seemed like days, the troops were intent on revenge. They would strike terror into the heart of Danie. Little did they know that her cold hatred for their kind would make her murder more of them. Countless dandelions snuck into envelopes and mailed themselves to Danie's CPO box. While this greatly surprised Danie, these expeditionary forces were no match for her hatred. The valiant knights' lives were taken by the right hand of Danie.
Nearly crippled by the loss of many of their best soldiers, the dandelions struggled to survive the month. Soon, Danie returned home to fight on her own front. Now was the time for the dandelions to strike back. Under the rule of the tyrant Haggar the Doomflower and his full-figured wife, Helga, the dandelions became a strong force once again. After securing the front, Haggar devised a master plan. He and two of his best soldiers would go back in time and strike down Danie as an infant. Though it was a low thing to do, Haggar realized that Danie would be invincible, unless she was stricken during the time that she still loved them. In other words, he would backstab her. Controversial as it was, Haggar considered it a necessary evil. Haggar found the perfect moment to strike: right as the following picture would be taken.
Danie's mother is too busy looking at the camera to pay attention to her child. Go now, valiant knights!
Would Haggar succeed in vanquishing his foe? Would Danie have an allergic reaction to the dandelions? What became of Daniella Knapp and the dandelions? Only time shall tell. For now, we must dwell in the future, awaiting a response from the past...
