Mwahaha...
I mentioned in my Waddlesworth story about how I wreaked revenge on Joy, the meanie-headed culprit of my dear penguin...Well, now is the time to publicly describe the extent in which I got her back.
Yes, as a Christian, we should not seek revenge, but this case differs greatly from the context in which the law was stated. =) Revenge is okay, as long as it does not demoralize a person. =)
Shortly after lunch, on the day that Joy imprisoned my dear penguin in her backpack, I decided to gather a vengeance group to execute my intended plan. The mission: to get the tiger that threatened my penguin's life. The mission gained additional objectives as my vengeance party grew. Many wanted to join the good cause, but I was limited to a select elite.
I told my band...I mean...my friend's band...that we would climb through Joy's window while she was off in her Psychotic class (because she definitely needs help) and we would obtain our mark. Paul....er...Butch...gave me...I mean...a good friend of mine gave me the brilliant idea of desecrating Joy's stronghold with toilet paper. But we were unsure of where to get our military supplies.
Then I...I mean, my friend...remembered that he had a key to the military surplus in the alternate base, also known as South Hall. We picked up the supplies, placed them in a pack, and covertly ventured to Joy's window, in the not-so-heavily guarded East Hall.
When we reached our 10-21, we realized that East was critically lacking a search tower, let alone any scouts. We arrived in the broadest of the day, cerca 1300 hours. Nobody was in sight. Two things ran through our minds: either it was a trap, or people around here are just plain stupid. After scanning the area, we realized that the latter notion was valid. These people were morons! =)
We made it in, but did we succeed? We shall let the pictures tell the story.
