Who is this "America-Man?" No one knows for sure...As the name implies, America-Man is kind, courageous, and strong. This friendly Houghton superhero arose during the Freshman class "Superhero" day for our Spirit Week. Check out his specs:
Name: America-Man.
Age: Unknown.
Date sighted: 11.07.02.
Classification: Defender of our nation.
Arch-Enemy: Racism, in general...oh, yeah, and terrorists.
Special abilities: Brute strength, capitalistic manipulation, pearly-white
smile.
Weakness: Milk, or lactose of any kind.
Source of strength: The America-Drink, not to mention soymilk.
Quotes: "Have no fear, America-Man is here!"
"Only you can prevent racism."
"Hello, fellow American!"
Now that you have learned more about America's buddy, let's see some pictures of him. Take careful note of his costume; it's a work of genius.

America-Man, doing his classic pose, while the American by the name of Jake stares in the background.

Hmm...It appears this fellow American is half-naked.

America-Man sights racism in progress...MOVE!
It has come to my attention that some people have confused America-Man with me, Nicholas Ruiz. I must assure you, I am not this man you are talking about. Just because I have pictures of this man does not mean that him and I are the same.
Also, many have tried to duplicate this America-Man, using spandex, flag boxers, a blue bedsheet, wool socks, duct tape, a crazy hat, and a flag tie on their head. Sadly, they are poor replicas.
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