Maryann is the featured Reader of the Week!
Mood:  silly
Topic: Reader of the Week
I have a new feature on my blog. It’s where I stop talking about myself for a second and I start telling you about each other. I have gone through painstaking research to get all these details and I take pride in my investigative skills. Of course mistakes may happen, so if any of this is wrong please let me know and I will print a retraction. Of course, how could it be wrong with my vast informational sources and my limitless supply of monetary assets!

The first person to be featured is Maryann S.

Her Stats:
Height: 12’4”
Weight: 25 lbs
Hair color: Turquoise
Eye color: Red, Duh!


Things you may know about her:
1. She is my step-father and she eats lots and lots of chicken feet.
2. She recently married Glenn. Glenn is from the planet snog and likes to munch on paper. He is 10’2” and has blue fur on his belly. I have no word on what he does for a living but I believe it has something to do with evil plots and kicking small animals. I will get you a full report when his featured week happens!
3. Maryann has been known to have large nation-wide barbecues. She invites people to her ranch in Philadelphia where she has an overabundant and extremely rare supply of Tyrannosaurus Rex meat, which is why it’s a national event, 2 or 3 of those suckers feeds a lot of people! You have never had a burger until you have had a T-Rex Burger.
4. She also is a full time gym teacher at the local oceanography school based in Missouri.
5. She has two dark red eyes and worships the devil!
6. Her last name used to be Moppleflopper before she changed it to Slapalapa!


Things you may not know about her:
1. She is a master of the notfou karate, which is pronounced Not-fo-u.
2. She likes collecting snails, toads, spiders and puppies.
3. She has a collection of plates with half eaten food from celebrities’ kitchens that she hangs proudly on her kitchen wall.
4. Maryann recently won the lottery and is investing all that money in a rocket to take her to the moon, where she plans to set up the first colony and the first fast food restaurant. The fast food joint will have no vegetables and be completely about meat. Instead of fries you can order up a nice side of lizard gizzards! Yeah it is making me hungry too! The value meal promises a special T-Rex Burger, a large side of lizard gizzards, a three piece chicken feet with ranch dressing and a nice butter milkshake! That’s how you spell down home cooking!



That has been the first installment of Reader of the Week. If any of this is wrong please let me know, but as I said before anything actually being wrong is impossible. If you do find an incorrect fact it is probably your fault! You obviously do not know your fellow readers or your self very well, that being said; please congratulate Maryann on being the first featured reader! Wish her luck on her fast food endeavors.