THE FIGHT FOR STEWEY Part 2
The emails keep flooding in! If you have not read the post before this one, please scroll down to the entry titled "THE FIGHT FOR STEWEY". The main difference is this one is part two, so you should read part 1 first. If you read part 1, go ahead and read this post. I am excited because I never knew that my blog was read by so many big named people and organizations.


1. On 4/01/06, PETA wrote:

To the sick and depraved purveyor of the Crazed Lunatik Designs website and weblog:

We have recently been monitoring your blog postings and we find you to be an enemy of PETA. We are appalled that you listed names such as Hasenpfeffer, Stew, Stewey, Stewart and Sir Poops A Lot as possible names fur a cute little bunny! The first 4 entries deal with rabbit stew! We looked up Hasenpfeffer, and were horrified! We are organizing protests to begin tonight outside your apartment. The world will know who you are!
Sincerely,
PETA


2. On 4/01/06, Mike Williams wrote:
To PETA,

Wow, thanks for the free publicity! Where are the hot girls dressed only in lettuce that I saw on your website? If you wouldn't mind sending them over, Stewey and I would like to meet them. Stewey might eat their lettuce, but I am OK with that!

Sincerely, Mike Williams
Otherwise known as, the sick and depraved purveyor of the Crazed Lunatik Designs website and weblog


3. On 4/01/06, Michael Jackson wrote:

Dear my biggest fan,

I know you love my music, but that is no excuse for being ignorant. You're being ignorant. Stop being ignorant. Bunnies are beautiful. Naming bunnies fuzzy, fluffy or peter is beautiful. Naming bunnies Stewey is ignorant. Why are you so ignorant? Don't be ignorant.

Are you a little boy?
Love,
Michael Jackson, The King of Pop



4. On 4/01/06, Mike Williams wrote:
Dearest Michael Jackson, the King of Pop,

This is awesome! Thank you for writing to me. I have a few of your albums!

That being said, I think you overuse the word ignorant. Try rewriting that paragraph and using a thesaurus, thanks.

I am not a little boy, I am 28. That is such a strange question, why do you want to know? One more thing, why did you sign the email as Love, Michael Jackson? That is strange.

Sincerely, Mike Williams

PS. Please continue reading my blog of ignorance.



There were more but most of them would have to be censored. You would never believe the mouth on Teresa Heinz Kerry! I hope you enjoyed the emails and remember you have to fight for what you believe in. Take a stand for Stewey's rights!