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Bubba's EverywhereAn old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade
his potato garden but it was very hard work. His only
son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The
old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his
predicament.
BubbaDown South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?" "Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?" "Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with?" Road BlockTwo rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No SIR," Earl replied, "we're on the patch." Back to Top |
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