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By Slyk Wagner
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Don't Hate...Appreciate,
What up playas? In just three short
days, Team S.W.B. & Big Red(http://www.aprilhunter.com)
will be in the final four for the NECW
Tag Team Titles. Whoever advances to
the final round, has the opportunity
to bring home the gold. Now I'm all
about being a pioneer, and by winning
the tournament this Friday. Not only
will that make me and April the very
first Tag Team Champions, but we'll
also be the very first intergender NECW
Tag Team Champions! Also appearing,
The Briscoe Brothers, ONS, Egomaniacs,
All Knighters, Paul Tyrrell, Phoenix,
Jason Knight, and more!
From there, we head to Seaside Heights,
New Jersey. Where I'll face Mike Quackenbush
for the very first time in a JAPW wrestling
ring. Now I don't know much about Mr.
Quackenbush, but he doesn't know much
about me either. So I'm looking forward
to this event, and I hope the fans of
JAPW are as well. Also attending, WWE's
Jerry "The King" Lawler, Steve
Corino, Hit Squad, and more!
I saw the new Martin Lawrence movie/stand
up last week. I have to say this is
some funny sh-t. And I can definetly
relate to some of the things he's going
through right now. Especially the openning
segment. If any of you see "Runtildat",
you'll know exactly what I'm talking
about.
I want to thank everyone who supports
S.W.B. Because without the ones that
love and appreciate me, there would
be no S.W.B. And for all my haters,
eat a dick! Just like my main man Martin
says, "F-ck 'em!".
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Next Show...(August)
9th -NECW- Good Time Emporium. Somerville,
MA. Tag Team Championship Tournament.
10th -JAPW- The Fun Town Pier. Seaside
Heights, NJ. Slyk Wagner Brown w/April
Hunter vs. Mike Quackenbush.
Joke of the Week...(10 Bumper Stickers)
Remember my name-you'll be screaming
it later.
Forget world peace. Visualize using
your f#@$*! turn signal.
The proctologist called! They found
your head!
Why do people with closed minds always
open their mouths?
Next mood swing . . . 6 minutes.
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it
to blow up your date!
Get a new car for your spouse - it'll
be a great trade!
Nice People Swallow.
Stupidity doesn't count as a handicap,
park elsewhere.
One of us is thinking about sex...
OK, it's me.
LINKS...
Check out my schedule here: http://www.slykwagnerbrown.com
Like what you see? Wanna see more of
me? Tell them!
Wwffans@wwf.com -WWF
prowrestlingillustrated@yahoo.com -PWI
Killer Kowalski's is looking for a
new ring, so if anyone has any info.
Please contact: slykwagnerbrown@netzero.net
Pro Wrestling Daily conducted a very
interesting interview w/yours truly
and April Hunter last week, and it should
be posted sometime today. http://www.prowrestlingdaily.com
Killer Kowalski's is having a Summer
Special. If you've always wanted to
be a pro wrestler, but didn't have the
funds, here's your once in a lifetime
opportunity! For just $500, you can
train at Killer Kowalski's Pro Wrestling
School. slykwagnerbrown@netzero.net
Private lessons are also available
at Killer Kowalski's. If you're already
a student looking to catch up, brush
up or get ahead, one-on-one training
is the way to go! Give yourself the
competitive edge. $50/hr(cash) or $55
online. slykwagnerbrown@netzero.net
Potential students are encouraged to
sit in on our classes. Please ask for
Wagner or Walter, they are the only
ones that can answer your questions.
http://www.KillerKowalski.com
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