Mmkay, so this one was written by my an Audrey in Physics/Eco THIS YEAR. (so, really, if I fail bursary, we all know what I'll be blaming :P) Nah, its cooel (and so much more funny - filled with lots and lots of stars too. :P) Enjoy.
(Audreys in Silver, and I'm in *pulls face* Pink. kay?) Enjoy . . .



Melanie dived, rolled, whipped out the gun in her boot and blasted the tall dark man wearing the trench coat. He fell ot the ground as blood splattered everywhere.
"Oh Brad," She said to the blonde man that had been held hostage. They stared into one anothers eyes.
"You have bad breath." Commented Mel.
"CUT!" Yelled the director. "Melanie!" Mel wrinkled her nose.
"What? He does!" She stood up and aimed the gun at the director.
"Bang." She put it down and flounced to her trailer.
"Hey!" Audrey wandered in wearing a 'Be nice I'm the PRODUCER' Shirt.
"C'mon Mel." She said. "Only two more days of filming to go. Stick it out. You only have to kiss Ryan Phillips (aka Brad) for a few seconds. Youve already done heaps of scenes with him."
"See, if Nols hadn't killed off Josh, I'd be kissing him!" Mel pouted and Audrey grinned.
"We thought it would be funny if you had to kiss girly boy." Mel poked her tounge out at her.
"I think I should have got with the bad guy. Besides, Ryans all, Nugh!" Melanie waved her hands suggestivley. Just then, Nola walked in.
"Guess what I just heard. Blair (the director) whants to make another movie - starring Audrey." Nola grinned. "Only Audrey." Mel cracked up. Audrey looked shocked.
"But, but hes oold, and has long hair and hippy glasses!" She looked afraid.
"Kidding!" Nols grinned. "Nah, hes doing another movie and hes open to people for the main part. Rumor as it, it will star James marsters, Bryan Krause and Heath Ledger."
"And Josh?" Asked Mel. Nola nodded. "Were all wanted to work on it." They all sighed (for the males).
"I have dips on James." Mel piped up.
"You can have Ryan." She smiled at Audrey.
"Hahahaha," Audrey raised an eyebrow. "If you've got James, I've got the others." She grinned."
"Aww! I'm claim Bryan!!" Nola piped up
[Next bit written by Nola]
but it was interuppted by a knock. The door flew open as Ryan rudely came in.
"Melanie, how many times do I have to tell you to stay away from my lipsti-" He cut short as he saw Audrey and Nola.
"Uh, I mean, my lip balm." Nola and Audrey grinned.
"That's okay; you can borrow mine." Audrey said, giving him and overly bright smile. [Written by me.]
Ryan stood dumbfoudned for a moment, then fled.

~~~
"We're going to be late.." Nola yelled at Mel.
"Coming!" Mel raced through the hous. "Audrey, can you find my shoes?"
After a few more moments of high stress-levels, the three barrelled out the door and into Nola's car, taking off for the new movies big cast and crew meeting.
"Calm down," Mel said to Audrey. "Were only a little late."
"A little late? I'm the filppin' producer - I CANT be late!" They clamered out of the car and raced into the convention center meeting room.
"Anyway," said Mel, "Blair can handle . . ." she stopped short as she ran around the corner and slammed into Josh.
"Uh, uh..." Mel floundered for a moment, oblivious to the grins Audrey and Nola were wearing. He smiled.
"I didn't know you were working on this movie." mell attempted recovery.
Just then Nola squealed and Audrey slapped a hand over her mouth. Nola hit her.
"You didnt tell me actually GOT Bryan Krause!!"
"Bryan?!" Mel squeeled. Josh gave them weird looks.
They paused as they realised that the room, filled with HEAPS and HEAPS of people has all gone silent, and were watching them.
"Uh . . . hi?" Audrey smiled sheepishly.
"Niceto see out PRODUCER has shown up!" Blair said.
"Hey - what about them! Our main female star and one of the script writers." Audrey pointed accusingly.
"Hey - I'm the star, I'm ALLOWED to be late, you, pfft! Your the PRODUCER!" Nola nodded in agreement.
After the meeding, they did the whome 'mingle-meet-and-greet-and-eat-flash-food-that-tastes-odd-thing."
"C'mon." Audrey rushed Josh and Mel into a room waiting with crasy people.
"Media thing." She grinned and pushed them into seats.
"So Josh - is it true that your gay?" Mel cracked up. Josh went bright red.
"No!"
"Your blushing." observed the reporter. "Why?"
"I'm not . . I'm not gay . . ." Josh spluttered. Mel sighed and felt sorry for him.
"He's not gay." Mel said.
"But we saw him with . . ." started the reporter.
"Look." Mel pulled Josh over and kissed him.
"See? Not gay." Mel shoved him back into his seat, with a stupid grin on his face. The media went crasy.

~~~


Nola opened the firdge and took out the milk.
"I need somethign to happen to Heath, he's demanded extra scenes."
"You could make him gay." suggested Mel.
"Yeah - give the media someone to hool Josh up with." Audrey grinne.
"This is a thriller/action flick, not a comedy romance." reminded Nola with a smile.
"Maybe you could kill him off?"
"Maybe not. Blair wants him for the sequel." The phone rang. Audrey picked it up.
"Hello? Hang on . . ." Audrey grinned at Nola. "Phone for you . . . its Bry-an." Nola snatched the phone and a dopey look covered her face as she began talking into the phone.
"Aww . . . " said Mel.
"I'm meant to talk to the music director about a soundtrack." Audrey told Mel. "We need to approach bands. I think we should ask Zed cause Nathan King is so very nice." Audrey grinned. "And Lifehouse. Creed. Nine Days. Garbage. Semisonic. Vertical Horizon. To name a few."
"To name a few?" Mel raised her eyebrows.
~~~
So . . . ten minutes later the Music Director Belladona (<-- Thanks Mel), Audrey and Mel were compiling a list of bands and contact numbers.
"Andy . . . " Mel sighed and grinned.
"Hey - one guy at a time Mel - Andy or Josh, not Andy AND Josh."

"Nugh."
"I didn't know you and Josh . . ." Bella trailed off suggestively.
"Were not . . . yet." Mel grinned. "Besides, did you hear about Audrey and Heath?" Audrey choked on her juice.
"Me and who?!"
Audrey glared.
" I've only talked to the guy once - and he watned more scenes and he was tlaking to NOla. At least I'm Not plastered all over magizines kissing Josh at the press conference."
"Oh - huh." Mel looked put out. "That was ONLY great publicity, and thats sooooo not what Heath was saying!?"
"What was he saying?"asked Bella innocently.
"So, about the soundtrack, can we actually get Zed?" Melanie picked up Zed's contacts.
"No, Mel, what did he say?" Audrey hit her.
"Only that you and him were an item. I think he nomintated you guyz for the Times Hottest Couple."
Audrey and Bella cracked up.
"What?" Mel demanded.
"I've only talked to him ONCE!"
"Plus, he always says things like that," laughed Belle.
"Lets get back to Zed . . ."

~~~

"Nola, can I talk to you for a minute?" Blair stopped Nola inbetween a couple of scenes.
"Sure, whats up?" Nola smiled at him.
"Nothing, its just that, well, I think we could be really good together."
[Remember Blairs description made by Audrey previous, 'Hes oold and has long hair and hippy glasses!']
"Uhh . . I mean, thats real nice but -"
"If your worried about Byran, don't be, he knows about us now . . " Nola dropped her folders.

~~~

"What am I gonna do?" moaned Nola to Mel. "Bryan kept giving me puppy dog eyes all through filming this morning!"
They lined up for lunch behind James and Josh.
"Hey, where's Audrey?" asked Mel. Just the, Audrey stormed over talking into the cellephone looking flustered.
"Fine!" she yelled ungracefully into the phone before hanging up. She gave a look to everyone staring at her before dialling a number in.
"Hello? Hi, yeah, were having problems with the cast - do you have a replacement? Really? That'd be awesom! Get him to ring me? You're a legend! Bye!" Audrey hung up looking much happier.
"Whats wrong hun?" asked Nols.
"Heath Ledger - coz he couldn't get more scenes he dropped out. Dropped out! So I'm geting someone else . . . "
"Who?" Mel looked curious. Audrey grinned and tapped her nose.
"I'm not saying until it's confirmed."
Mel hit her. Nols grinned.
"Who?" Audrey rubbed her arm.
"Oow." but she didn't say who. Melanie furrowed her brows together.
"If you dont tell me, I'll tell Blair that you madley in love wit him. That will solve Nols problem." The three girls missed James' heart broken look.
"Audreys in love with Blair?" he whispered to Josh, who shrugged.
"I guess. Thats what Mel said."
"Oh." James looked sad.
"I thought Blair had a girlfriend?" Audrey wondered. "That Kelly chic?"
"But he...he.." Nola stammered.
"But he hits on everyone. He's a loser." AUdrey said. "But he's a damn good director." Her phone rang. "Hello? You can? Awesome! We've started some filmeing but your scenes will start next week - script? Can you come down now? See ya!"
"Who? Who is it?!"
"Oh! Look at the time! Gotta go!"Audrey turned and ran off.
"Argh!!" Nola and Melanie glared after her.
"Weell, I bet its Seth Green." Melanie nodded.
"Wouldn't it be funny if it was someone really goofy like Jeff Wilson or something?"
"No." said Nola "It would just be sickening." Mel grinned.
"Lets go hunt down Audrey."
THey turned and ran off in search for her. 15 minutes later . . .

"Where is she?" demanded Mel.
"There!" Nola pointed as AUdrey came out of a trailer followed by . . .
"Ohmigosh! Is she talking to . . to .. Mark Wallberg and Seth Green?! How come there are two of them?"
"Maybe she couldn't pick. I mean, how could you? Theyre both cute!" Nola laughed.
"C'mon, lets go introduce ourselves." They wandered over.
"Hey guyz, this is Nola, our Cheif writer, and Melanie, our female star. Guys, this is Mark and Seth, theyre both going to play the bad guys - Nola, we need to split the Ledger character into two."
"Sure. Hi." Nola smiled. They all shook hands. Nola turned to Audrey,
"That shouldn't be too hard. I put in lots of complexes." Mel grinned.
"You guys have complexes." Seth grinned charmingly.
"Why yes - deep dark complexes. I am after all the villian." Mark gave him a weird look, but didnt want to be outdone.
"Well, I have complexes TOO! Lots of complexes. About the dark, and spiders, and, and peas!" Audrey, Nola and Mel cracked up.
"Peas?"
"Uh...sorry. I'm tired. late night." Mark said cringing. Josh wandered over and grinned at Mel.
"Hi."
"He's blushing!" Nola whispered to Audrey Mel smiled back.
"Hey. We have secnes tomorrow."
"Yeah, lets go practice." They not-so-subtley disappeared, grinning.
"Yeah, okay, 'practice'" Nola raised her eyebrows. "Can you help me re write scenes?"
"I think we all need help," said Seth. He grinned at Nols.

~~~

"Okay, so your supposed to be on the ground dying." Mel looked up from the script.
"Die now please."
"Oh." Josh collapsed on the floor in a big heap. Mel fought to hide a grin.
"Aren't you sposed to come and save me now?"
"Oh, right." Mel jumped off the table and starting battling invisible shadows. She stopped.
"Saved. You can stand up now." Josh rolled his eyes and stood up.
"Thats not how it goes." Blair glared at them with his hands on his hips.
"And we're filming again in twenty minutes - so get your hair and make up re-done - I think your lipstick's gone."
"Thats coz Ryan stole it." Mel whispered to Josh.
Blair shook his head and went to go hassle someone else, leacing the two to touch up their makeup.

~~~

James followed Audrey sleathly down the corrider, watching as she stopped to talk to Mark. James gasped as Mark gently leaned in and kissed Audrey, He looked devastated.
"Hey." Nola came up behind him. James founght to make his face seem sane.
"Hey, uhm, hi." he stammered. Nola looked at him.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, its just . . ." James started. A megaphone interrupted.
"All cast and crew members involved in Scene 12, report to Studio 3 NOW!" Blair yelled. All four people in the corridor ran to the studio. Mel and Josh ran from make up. A frenzied 15 minutes later, the shot was ready for the actors.
"Okay," said Blair through the megaphone, "Melanie - remember that in this scene you DON'T realise who James is yet - and you CAN'T see Mark in that crowd. Josh, you don't notice Melanie until she says . . hold up. Josh, whats wrong with you mouth? That's not your lipstick . . . that's," Blair turned to Mel. "That's Melanie's lipstick. Why are you wearing her lipstick? Make up must have got it wrong." Blair didn't notice Mel and Josh's sheepish looks.
"Make up!" Blair screamed.
Three make up artists rushed at Josh. Mel shot evil looks at Audrey who was grinning like a maniac - having seen those guilty looks.

~~~

Nola knocked on the door of James' trailer.
"Come in." Nola let herself in to fine Hames in a robe with a towel around his head.
"Oh - hey." He hurriedly removed the towel. Nola gave him a crasy look and sat down in one of his make up chairs.
"I just came to make sure your okay - you looked a little messed up before shooting today." James looked slightly sad for a moment.
"Yeah, I'm fine." He brushed off her worried look.
"So whats up with Audrey and Mark? Theywere looking kinda cosy today." James offered Nola a cke, which she accepted.
"Audrey and Mark? Dont you mean Audrey and Seth?" James looked shocked.
No - I saw Mark and her kissing in the corrieder." Now Nola looked shocked.
"What? No, she was kissing Seth in Costume." Ther was a moment of silence before Audrey came in.
"Hey guys." She looked at their faces. "What?"
"Umm...just comparing stories...about you...and two certain males."
"Huh? Two?" Audrey looked confused. "Mark and ...?" James looked confussed.
"But Nola just said . . .' Nola laughed.
"I was kidding around - I just wanted to see your face when I mentioned Audrey and Seth."
"Seth? C'mon - it was YOU and Seth looking cosy - much to Bryan's disappointment . . ." Audrey raised an eyebrow at Nola.
James fumbled around and ended up on the couch.
"So you and Seth aren't?" Audrey nodded.
"But me and Mark are, and Nola and seth are, and Bryan want's Nola to." She smiled. James looked VERY confused.
"Its all very complicated." added Audrey. Nola laughed.
There was a knock on the door.
"Come in!" called James. Belle's head popped around
"I knew you were in here," she said to Audrey. "Zed are her to discuss the sound track." Audrey practically ran from the trailer.
Audrey met Melanie who was about to walk into Belles office.
"I see Belle met up with you too, huh?" Audrey reached for the door.
"No, I saw them coming in when Blair wanted to go over tomorrows scenes - I have to find somewhere to hide." Mel replied, pushing in front of Audrey.
"Hey -" Audrey shoved her back and the door gave way. They both landed ni a heap in the door way.
"Uh, Zed, this is Audrey our producer, and Melanie, our star." Belle coughed at them.
"This is Nathan, Andy, Ben ( I think) and (possibly) Adrian (? - the other one! :P).
Nathan and Andy got up to help the unco ones off the floor, much to their embarresment.
"So, anyway," Audrey said as if nothing had happened. "Let's talk about the soundtrack and recording rights."
They got into all the contracts and business aspects while Mel sat yawning.
"Let's go clubbing." She annoucned.
"Mel, were right in the middle of this, we can't."
"Actually - we could stop here, the details our manager/agent can sort our." Audrey and Belle scowled, knowing full well how much of a prick their agent was. Andy jumped up.
"So, know any great clubs?" He followed Melanie out the door, the rest of theb and behind them.
"MELANIE **** GEDYE!" screamed a voice over the megaphone. "REPORT TO STUDIO 2 NOW!!"
"Quick! Lets go!" Mel rushed them to the carpark and the were gone - away from Blair , until the car stalled. Blair, who had been running around with the megaphone in search of Mel stopped in front of the car.
"Nice driving," he commented dryly. Melanie reluctantly got out of the car and resignedly followed Blair. The band sat in the car looking confussed.
Mel waited till Blair walked into the sounds room before closing the door and looking him in. She grinned and dashed back out to the car.
"Lets go."
"Help! Help!" screamed a voice through a mega phone. There was a pounding on the door. Audrey, who was walking past paused.
"Hello?" she said in the general direction of the door.
"Audrey? Let me out?!" Yelled Blair. Audrey opened the door.
"Ummm..."
"Don't ask. When I get my hands on Melanie . . . is there someonee lse we can get to star . . .someone a litle less tempestuous?" Blair raged.
"I don't think that'd be such a good idea." started Audrey, "She's already done more than half of her scenes. On't you think you should let her have a litte fun? You have been working her hard - you've been working us all hard." Blair scowled and stalked off. Audrey mad a mental note to yell at Mel.

~~~

They picked a club on the other side of the city, 'The Fallen Angels.' Nathan looked longinly towards the door.
"Hey, anyone know when Audrey's coming?" he yelled over the (very) loud music.
He turned to see Mel and Andy dancing aw-ful-lu close :) (Thaaaaanks man -> dont fear the sarcasm :)

~~~

"I'm going to find Mel," annouced Audrey.
"I'll come." said Josh. Mark followed and the three piled into a car. Audrey checked her phone. A text from Mel stated where she was.
"Lets go," Josh (in the drivers seat) started the car . . .

~~~

"Here we are." The three walked in and Josh froze when he saw Mel with Andy. Nathan grinned, smoothered a yel and rushed to greet Audrey. Mark glared at him.
"Stupid kiwi." He muttered under his breath. Mel smiled at Josh and left Andy to say hi. Josh was speechless. c
"What . .. are you doing?" he stammered.
"What?" She asked. He pointed at Andy.
"Dancing. Its just Andy. C'mon." Mel dragged him off to dance.
"Just Andy?" thought Andy. He looked hurt.
"Don't worry," said Audrey to him. "She was just tryin not to piss off Josh."
"Oh." Andy mumbles, thining of the magazine article he'd scene with the two of them kissing. "Thats right."
Nathan gave Audrey a puppy dog look and lef her towards the dance floor. Mark saw what was happened in scrambled over chairs to get hold of Audrey's other arm. They glared at each other.
"Riiight," Audrey said. (Luckily) her phone rang.












































Aaaarrrgh! Okay, I just realised that the prudy silver didn't work! Gutting! So, I guess till then Audrey will be white. Oh no! Nugh, stupid technitions . . . Cause I'm about to get kicked off - I'll finish typing this up as soon as possible, kay? Stay Tuned *cheesy radio announcers voice* and Watch this space!