Well, I'm going to apologise (dont read this page more than once just so you can hear me grovel, I try to behave so I don't hafta apologise, and if I do, I can usually weasel my way out of it, this is a sincere attempt at having you read an incredible amount of someone elses life.). So, to apologise :-
*grins* Ohkay, this site and any comments are not aimed to offend anyone, (apart from sausage fingers, but what are the chances of him coming here and knowing that im mocking him), *laughs* private joke, anywayz, My humblest of apologies for anything that might offend you, it was sincerly accidental, please dont take offence.

My apologises for the bad spelling and the exteremely bad grammar; I might as well chuck in the lame jokes, and wasting ure time while im at it. :) I'm sorry for the linx that don't work (I WILL fix those eventually!) and for the photos that are flipped. I'm sorry for all the technical screw ups that Ive performed.

And to Audrey and Liz, and Nola, for mentioning you throughout this, and putting down Hom - ah, I mean, Jeff (*grins*); Christian, and Nasha, (it helps to know that **I** don't have anyone that you people can make fun of :)
I'm sorry for people I mock that may actually come here,and for any secrets I may spill in doing so. I'm sorry for mocking people I know my friends like for the sake of a laugh (though, I KNOW you laughed at it too! :) But most of all I'm soryr for not actually being sorry at all.
So, apologies for everything and anything I may have done on this site that might have offended you.

Forgive me?